Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year, stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain. Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate
I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change. Killed the Tsar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank held a general's rank. When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank
I watched with glee While your kings and queens fought for ten decades for the gods they made
I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste. And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached Bombay
Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners saints
As heads is tails just call me Lucifer
Cause I'm in need of some restraint. So if you meet me
have some courtesy. Have some sympathy, and some taste
She's not wrong
Mmmm. So what you’re telling me, a disinfectant. I heard this from someone.
Medal of freedom
He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it.
History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people.
They are too uppity
Joe Biden, “I’d like to solve the puzzle”
Pat Sajak, “Sorry Joe, the answer we were looking for is Jogger.”
He threatened to wrap a chain around ol Cornpop so I wouldn’t doubt it.
Dirty Rice > Dirty Sanchez
🎶I see a red wall and want to paint it black🎶
Here’s a gif of that
Hydrogen peroxide (a disinfectant) therapy is a well known medical treatment. It has potentially been shown effective against the Chinese Virus.
Have you ever heard of hydrogen peroxide therapy?