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Be3Al2Si6O18 8 points ago +8 / -0

Whoever drew her as bad clip art sure had a sense of humor.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aww hell yeah. That's some old-school, right there. Cherish that, man.

As far as the current state of D&D, the left hasn't killed the game, but it's done a number on the players. As long as old-schoolers and good storytellers keep running tables, they can help disinfect the playerbase.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 6 points ago +6 / -0

KEK. Funnily enough, it's always orcs that are brought up by the SJW fuckweasels. Never dwarves or elves, always orcs.

What's worse is that I can make an even more racist caricature character by using their rules.

  • Half-orc, Level 1, base STR 15, INT 8.
  • +2 STR because "muh custom lineage"
  • +1 STR with Athletics as a bonus feat

STR 18 at Level 1 and Lebbron the Half-Orc is ready to roll.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

Pretty much this. The latest book offers "optional" rules that allow for making one's toon extra snowflakey if they so choose.

I say "optional" because some knucklehead will inevitably show up to my table with a dwarf sporting INT 18 at Level 1, then tell me "iT'S PUBLISHED sO U HAVE tO aLLoW iT!!"

When I tell this person "No, you may not build a character this way as it's unfair to other players who don't have this book or use these options," they'll call me a racist because "ability scores tied to race is problematic".

Then this person gets shown the exit for violating Home Rule 0: Leave your politics and your baggage at the door.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 5 points ago +5 / -0

My body was not ready for Quaidposting, certainly not this early.

All I know is that I want more of it. Is this what crack feels like?

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Be3Al2Si6O18 5 points ago +5 / -0

The word "goblinesque" comes to mind.

...Oh, that's not a word? Well, it is now.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better than that, they state that intelligence itself is linked to genetics. "Partly-heritable phenotype" == physically expressed thanks to Mom and Dad, at least a little.

I can hear the "REEEEEE" from here...

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Be3Al2Si6O18 5 points ago +5 / -0

I fail to see a redeeming aspect to such actions.

At best, he's a whiny idiot who should've known better before running his mouth.

At worst, he's a glowie fuckweasel.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 12 points ago +12 / -0

So when they refer to "lines into it", is it just a direct transfer of data/votes from point A to point B? Or do they have a remote protocol to manipulate the algorithm from those countries while votes are being tabulated?

Suppose that's something we'll learn in due time.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 8 points ago +8 / -0

Plot twist(-ish): plenty of CIA operators are in their fold already.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hussein must've missed the part where POTUS brought all SPECOPS forces under direct command from SECDEF, circumventing the cucked-as-fuck USN command.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 75 points ago +75 / -0

"So what are you trying to say... that I can forge ballots?"

No, Joe. What I'm saying is that, by the time you're ready,...

holds up Dominion software algorithms

... you won't have to.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can buy them back only after I demonstrate that the weapons function properly. I insist.

Caveat emptor.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 4 points ago +4 / -0

The truly beautiful part is that this is enforceable regardless of the outcomes of court cases.

The court cases we're seeing bring more and more information to public record, all ammunition for such a report as prepared by the DNI. That's all well and good, such that even if SCOTUS shits itself and goes fully comp'd, this EO can still be executed.

Moreover, the "conclusion" of an election may range anywhere starting from Election Day to the day when the EC sits down and votes in December or even up until Congress certifies the EC votes, but that means little as Trump will still be in his 1st term until January 20th, more than enough time to draft the paperwork (ongoing) and "strike like the fastest animal on the planet", in his own terms.

Comfy. As. FUCK.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 3 points ago +3 / -0

We've seen the Kraken, yes. But what about Second Kraken?

I'm all about the Elevensies Kraken, myself.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 4 points ago +4 / -0

"STUNAD..."

With his final incantation, the energy was unleashed. There were no screams. There was no time to scream. Only the dust of the vaporized dead whispered its last hushes to the cold wind as the man called RUDY opened his eyes.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 5 points ago +5 / -0

To all visiting members of the Fairy Brigade, Inc.:

Congratulations on getting paid to troll a website and pretend you're serving you ever served your country.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait... seriously? This isn't a shoop?

Because that is absolutely fucking hysterical.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reporting in.

Day shift always has been my favorite.

God bless and kick ass, man.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 4 points ago +5 / -1

Understood.

God bless you.

Keep kicking ass.

I hope you and the rest of the mod team have a great day.

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