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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 5 points ago

Candace is great, and I love her, but she has zero diplomacy; she’s far more provocative than Trump even

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 5 points ago

Plus, much like Trump, he has unlikely hair

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 2 points ago

Nothing like peaceful protest tanks rolling through town strengthening communities with more diversity

Also .30-06 has better armor piercing properties than 5.56 NATO and Pinochet did nothing wrong

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 2 points ago

Because they spam everyone’s phones through Google/Apple cuck news

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 9 points ago

Fuck optics

Donald Trump himself is fat, and he's GEOTUS

This is the kind of thinking that got us to where we are now, fucking optics.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 24 points ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 4 points ago

The irony of a Plaintiff's Attorney with lawsuit-inducing firearms

He's a robber baron

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 6 points ago

It'll be on the market for $850,000 in like five months if you're willing to risk living in St. Louis

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 2 points ago

A modern take on traditional

I like 🇺🇸

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 2 points ago

Jesus that’s an incredibly nice first handgun

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 20 points ago

There are good firearms on both sides, that I can tell you

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 7 points ago

93% conviction rate

Average 80% of total sentence served— eg if you get 10 years you'll serve at least 8, so you'll be begging for a plea.

Read: YOU'LL DO ANYTHING FOR A PLEA (flip on your handlers)

Feds don't fuck around

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 5 points ago

All of my overnight guests get a complimentary revolver with completion of a free background check

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 7 points ago

Good for use in urban areas where you can run shorter barrel lengths or run subsonic ammo suppressed

Don’t forget these hogs are able to be trapped as well, they’re vulnerable to calorie dense bait, like cake and Marxist literature. They can die quickly from COVID pneumonia due to their compromised health. Removing their mask can hasten infection, but they attack furiously when unmasked.

They stink like shit though, it’s best to just put them down and let the other hogs eat them

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 10 points ago

Hotep Ricky Bobby may be the single funniest thing I’ve heard this year

Fuck 😂🔥👌🏻

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 40 points ago

Yep, .308 renowned for putting down feral hogs for decades

Remember pedes, sometimes an AR in 5.56/.223 does not have the stopping power if you’re off target when dealing with feral hogs

I advise those of you less experienced with eliminating these invasive species to consider AR-10s as well if the feral hogs arrive near you. They will destroy everything in sight— it’s unbelievable how fast they can turn everything to shit.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 9 points ago

Demonic possession

That’s all I can think, and I’m only a mildly religious possible-cactus

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