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TrumpsterFire2020 71 points ago +72 / -1

Anwser : ALL OF THEM!

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HPLCultist 17 points ago +19 / -2

This is the only real answer. Brought a tear to my eye.

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WinstonSmith1984 7 points ago +8 / -1

Came to say it:)

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ThatdarnSam 4 points ago +5 / -1

This should be terms of service

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TrumpSavedWesternCiv 35 points ago +36 / -1

I thank God every day that we were blessed with our stable genius founding fathers. Truly some of the greatest men to have ever lived.

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Skyfire 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ain't that the truth. The Constitution is a marvel of Freedom. Unfathomable to imagine a world without "We the people"

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loveandchill 8 points ago +9 / -1 (edited)

I feel you man, but I can fathom it, and it would be hell.

I love that thing. The US Constitution is the greatest thing that's ever happened to humanity, imo.

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mynewspiritclothes 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm no zealot, but Christianity is up there - it is the basis for our constitution. The integration of a higher power - GOD, and Christ - into our behavioral scheme is probably the greatest thing to happen to humanity...

But it didn't "happen" as much as it was ingrained in us from the onset. The articulation of the concepts is truly something to behold.

I like how Christianity actually takes a stance. I have a strong affinity for Hinduism, but it is more of a science, more of an explication of the energy systems at play, and pretty much leaves each individual to their devices to interpret how the systems should be utilized. Christianity is brave enough to plant a flag - "You do THIS, THIS and THIS, your life will be better. You do this, this and this, your life will be worse... PERIOD."

I compare it to Nietzsche and Jung. Nietzsche was a little too smart for his own good and didn't know what to make of what he could discern of reality, was too afraid to plant his flag, because how could we mere mortals decide what is good and evil... Jung took a damn stance, planted his flag.

As did Christianity. And by God, it rings true.

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loveandchill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you for writing this! I really appreciate the thought process, and concur with it.

I grew up Christian, started to question it in my early 20's, went through some years "agnostic", and lately I've been swinging back to the realization that regardless if there is a God or not, it really is the best way to live. And I've been seeing too many "coincidental" threads playing out just right to leave it to pure chance. I'd say I'm now a "believer" again.

Thank you for helping formalize some of my thoughts.

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mynewspiritclothes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same here. Was raised Christian, went full-on atheist in my adolescence, but one day I decided that if God truly does exist, and I'm going leave that out of my life, that's a big freaking thing to leave out of your life, so you better make damn sure you're right about this! Once I decided that, I never looked back. I fully believe in God. Am I a full-blown Christian? No. Do I think the Bible is a history lesson? Absolutely not - and that's where a lot of atheists get lost. It's an allegory, based on some events that I do believe actually happened, but were "embellished" through story. So if you read it like you would read Moby Dick... it's actually pretty jaw-dropping in its wisdom and poetry.

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PursuitOfTruth 3 points ago +3 / -0

These guys were absolutely brilliant in their understanding of human nature.

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ItsmySchiffinabox 2 points ago +2 / -0

They would’ve been called traitors and executed had the British won. Always remember that. The history books would have slandered them and forgotten their names. THE WINNERS WRITE the history books!

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culverit 20 points ago +20 / -0

Can you mail this to the Australian PM, yours is better than ours.

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Jeff 12 points ago +12 / -0

MAILED!

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 6 points ago +7 / -1

Just tell them it’s a gun ban, maybe they’ll sign it without reading it.

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Necrovoter 16 points ago +17 / -1 (edited)

We, the Pepe,
We, the Pedes,
We, the Patriots,
We the People
Will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism, the fake news of MSM, or the fictitious utopia of socialism.

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Fenianlad 3 points ago +4 / -1

Preamble to the Trumpstitution

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serialkvetcher 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats Emperor Trump to you, pleb!

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pl1ght 10 points ago +11 / -1

rookie upvote numbers guys, get on it!

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bh506407 9 points ago +10 / -1

muh LIvINg dOcuMeNt

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Chilopodes 4 points ago +5 / -1

God I hate that argument.

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Gunmolester 8 points ago +8 / -0

I regret that I have only 1 upvote to give

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US45 3 points ago +3 / -0

I too regret the limitations on upvotes to give.

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Diddler 8 points ago +8 / -0

Everything but amendment 16

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Chilopodes 9 points ago +9 / -0

And the part of the 14th that's been corrupted to give us anchor babies, and the 17th, and the 23rd, and the 26th, and the 27th.

The 19th amendment itself is fine, but unfinished. The draft is the price of universal male suffrage, and there should be some duty associated with universal female suffrage.

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DoesItWorkAlready 7 points ago +9 / -2 (edited)

Replace the 19th amendment with a skin in the game amendment. A person who wishes to vote must have fulfilled 3/5 of these items before being permitted to vote. These items prove a voter has skin in the game:

  1. 4 years in the military, honorable discharge
  2. 4 years consecutive paying net taxes vs. benefits
  3. 3+ children provably theirs and still married to same partner
  4. Own at least 1/4 acre free and clear
  5. 6+ grandchildren
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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't agree with that because I wouldn't be able to vote. Yet I'm 43, have been full time employed since 16, have a bachelor's degree, have owned a home (mortgage) since 22, have 4 children, and am married to the woman who gave me those wonderful kids.

I have a TON of skin in the game since I've been a net contributor for 25 years and homeowner for 21 of them.

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Magafactured 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shit, you should get two votes. ??

and while I love and respect my grandparents, and the perspective their position provides, I’ve seen their voting record, so...

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rednecktash2 1 point ago +1 / -0

if you're fringe skin in the game, can't you trust other skin in the games to vote for your interests?

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DoesItWorkAlready 1 point ago +2 / -1

The list is just a start.

Maybe "or two and 15 years", since I presume you have (2) and (3)

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ProudAmerican 4 points ago +5 / -1

I’d rather see more of a disqualification type scenario to weed out those without skin in the game. Answering yes to any of these questions would prevent you from voting.

  1. Do you receive welfare of any kind?
  2. Do you have a tax exempt status?
  3. Do you have less than 3 years at any full time job?
  4. Are you an illegal immigrant?
  5. Are you in debt due to student loans which equals more than 4 years of the average salary in your field?
  6. Do you have credit card debt exceeding the level of your yearly income?

There are many more disqualifications and they all have to do with an inability to pay the taxes that support our government. However: One year in the military, at any age, would give a person the right to vote. Owning land or a home with a positive value to debt ratio would also suffice.

It’s not perfect obviously, but I think you get the gist.

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DoesItWorkAlready 1 point ago +2 / -1

via negativa. Taleb would like it

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Exit64E 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm thinking of maybe taking the same test that nationalized citizens take? The test is not that hard and can easily be memorized but, at least they will have some knowledge of America and the ceremony hopefully make them realized the weigh of being an American citizen and having the ability to vote.

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DoesItWorkAlready 1 point ago +2 / -1

that tests for academic skill.

If a pipe fitter has 3 kids, owns property, and pays net taxes, yet can't pass the test, should they be allowed to vote?

I say yes.

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Exit64E 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you think that test requires some academia level knowledge then you're sadly mistaken. A 2nd grader can pass that test... but I guess you do have a point, our public education is riddled with liberal bias and bs that a full grown adult born and raised in America can't pass a test that many with a 2nd grade level English as a second language can.

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Chilopodes 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's pretty much perfect. Point 2 disqualifies most welfare leeches, but point 5 allows old people on the legacy programs to keep voting provided they've produced a sizeable family.

A couple questions:

Would active-service count for point 1 before the 4-year mark?

How would having lots more women in the military work? Coed units on the front line are asking for trouble; men will protect women to the detriment of the mission and no training is going to change that.

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DoesItWorkAlready 0 points ago +1 / -1

> Would active-service count for point 1 before the 4-year mark?

It's a negotiation. 1 year and disability retirement due to severe injuries would obviously count.

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pjabrony 1 point ago +1 / -0

And 17.

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Epsteinwuzkilled23 7 points ago +7 / -0

Take my upvotes, you beautiful document! You know, this is the oldest written Constitution in the world for a reason.

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OrangeManRad 7 points ago +8 / -1

(This image has been blocked in the State of California)

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Strike_Eagle784 6 points ago +8 / -2

Let's see if we can get 1776 upvotes, or even better, 1789!

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JimNorCal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Return CA to "Territory" status until we prove ourselves able to self govern and play well with others!

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Bombshellacking 5 points ago +6 / -1

You mean "that little book you carry?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jSikD9JLus

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Loremaster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Upvote from (sadly) a Swede. Greatest document ever written. 1st and 2A <3

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tylerbillions 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am a New Zealand citizen and I got my copy of the constitution a few weeks ago! You guys are so lucky and I cannot wait to become U.S. Citizen eventually!

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mikeroolz 4 points ago +4 / -0

"We the people can do whatever the fuck we want" -Thomas Jefferson

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zx9john 4 points ago +4 / -0

An Australian ==Jealousy Intensifies==

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BeefSupreme 3 points ago +3 / -0

So refreshing to think this is getting posted somewhere where people aren't downvoting it!

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0regonPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Often imitated, never duplicated. It belongs to all Americans.

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PEPE_MEMES_MATTER 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Can I say the year this was signed or will I be Banned?

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Elhermito 3 points ago +3 / -0

And FYI the oldest valid and still functional Constitution in the world.

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The_D00d 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's not true, a quick Google search shows that the oldest constitution still in use today, governing a country is San Marino.

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Hillarys_Diaper 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love this

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TEGRIDY 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leftfags are angered because their charter school never taught them cursive.

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shitposter9000 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish I was the 1776th vote on this

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pjabrony 1 point ago +1 / -0

1787th.

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DoesItWorkAlready 3 points ago +4 / -1

A constitution isn't very useful if you have 60M+ people who can't read it.

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M1ASOCOM 3 points ago +3 / -0

SHALL

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GenderFluidRetention 4 points ago +4 / -0

NUT

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Magafactured 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Okay, OP – now you’re just showboatin’.

(But if there’s one thing I know how to do, it’s hit that up arrow ?)

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Cutter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've never upvoted before, but I'm happy to say I made it 32 FORTY FIVE.

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spez_is_a_cuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

the constitution is a bunch of bs, and now the you know whos use it as toilet paper.

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drherpmaderp 2 points ago +2 / -0

And I quote: shall not be infringed.

Read it and weep Commies.

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HowDoILogIn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right-wingers talk big about how they love the Constitution but there isn't a single Republican in office who would dare attack the Family Courts. You know, the courts that literally ignore the Constitution and take men's rights away based on feelings?

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ConservativeCrusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got a little Constitution booklet this year for Constitution Day. Has the Declaration of Independence as well. Love carrying it around!

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 2 points ago +2 / -0

The TRUE Constitution and not that BS District of Columbia Act of 1871 one.

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tftx22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Muh ninja

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TrumpFortyFive 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would glady give up all 10,000 of my Karma points to vote this up higher.

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

“But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.”

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ShempAllah 2 points ago +2 / -0

How come on the old not to be mentioned site I would have to click an upvote 2 or 3 times before it would take it, and often would expand the post before i could up or down vote? This site, one easy click and boom.

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eviantears 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

Maybe we can have some hourly upvote contests? You know ... so we CAN SEE HOW MANY PEDES ARE HERE TO MAGA?!?!?!???

Sorry I’ll stop shouting

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Aven 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take all my upvotes.

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readysetgo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I moved to the USA because of the constitution. I'm sad every time I see it tarnished or diminished. I'm sad for the anticonsitutional laws that are accepted.

It's the single most important social contract we've come up with as humans yet. I'm not born here but I'd die to defend it.

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littlestown 2 points ago +2 / -0

17 hours? 4865? I think we can get those numbers up!

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Chuggatrumptrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm proud to be an American

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SassyDaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

not enough baybee

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jgardner 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would prefer a lifetime president, like the Supreme Court. It was in the original Virginia Plan.

Also, repeal the 17th!

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BrokenLeftEar 1 point ago +1 / -0

with flailing hand movements Leftist: omg like, this is so, liiiike, racist and stuff!!¡¡¡

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RoosterHeadBad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Point to Ponder: Is the main reason US public schools don't teach cursive writing anymore is to create a society that is unable to read The Constitution?

Not only is Google changing definitions of words (Compare "fascist" on Google VS. any dictionary.) , but it is only a matter of time that they slowly change the wording of our Constitution.

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ilovemyprez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's see a million upvotes!!!!!

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fucktdwcommiemods 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fight for our President you GOD DAMN CUCKS!!!

https://www.eff.org/issues/bloggers/legal/liability/230

QUOTE: "However, you may still be held responsible for information you provide in commentary or through editing. For example, if you edit the statement, "Fred is not a criminal" to remove the word "not," a court might find that you have sufficiently contributed to the content to take it as your own. Likewise, if you link to an article, but provide a defamatory comment with the link, you may not qualify for the immunity."

This is what Reddit is doing. End of debate. PERIOD.

We can't sue Reddit because we have no damages to claim. We aren't paying for the service, and they are in no way liable to help us make money. The only way we get Reddit into the court system is by removing Section 230 protections from them making them a publisher, like a newspaper, or magazine. Think about this, a news paper that advertises to children, r/Teenagers, and also has a place for teenagers to post their own pictures nude r/legalteens, where it is up to Reddit to both stop children from uploading nudity, but also to stop children from viewing nudity. They can't and don't do either. Right now, section 230 keeps them out of liability from that in the same way Comcast is not liable for anybody downloading child porn, your phone company is not liable for the crimes you commit on their phone network. But, the thing is, Comcast does not stop you from up voting in the_Donald because you like Donald Trump, your internet provider can not legally stop you from accessing any content, if they do, they become a curator. CNN curates. CNN is a publisher. If you go on CNN. com you do not have the right to post on their site, you don't have the right to access information, they have full control. Because of that, CNN can not, and does not provide children with access to porn, or they would be held liable. Comcast provides children with access to porn, and is not liable because of section 230. It's even worse when you consider that u/spez is actively using 230 protections to interfere in our elections. Imagine if your internet provider cut off access to thedonald.win because they don't like Trump. You would be pissed, but the internet provider would also be curating what you, the customer can and can not see. Which is what Reddit is currently doing on the_Donald. This is far worse than "Russiah" buying some adds on myspace, and Spez has already admitted to his ability to do it. To fix this we need 1 of 3 things as far as I can figure.

FCC, Federal Communications Commission, removes section 230 protections from Reddit, and they get held liable for everything on their site. Imagine if CNN published content in the way of wanting to kill the president. Reddit does that every day, all over the site. The CEO of Reddit would be held liable for that content without 230 protections. The problem here is that FCC is not equipped to handle individual websites, because it is set up to deal with communications companies. But Reddit basically decided, I am not sure how they did this, that they are an ISP, when they are clearly not. At one point they may have been close, by allowing users to curate, and staff staying the hell away, something like what 4chan does. They no longer take this hands off approach. They actively took control of our sub Reddit, and shut it down the day of a debate, and a week before super Tuesday.

FEC, Federal Elections Comission, looks into election interference. This seems like a joke to some, BUT Reddit is the 19th most popular site in the world (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_popular_websites) and is the 3rd most popular social networking site in America. It has a huge reach... of cucks and communists, but still. By illegally using section 230 to do what spez said he could do, interfere in our election, he is clearly violating the law. If you think Russia buying some adds was bad... This is campaign contributions totaling Billions of dollars for the demoncrats buy simply having Bernie on the front page, and not allowing Trump on the front page. Millions of people go on Reddit everyday. They don't notice that Trump is no where to be found, and that means Reddit is advertising to millions of people for the demoncrats, and those people have no clue that they are seeing a Bernie add paid for by Reddit inc that Reddit and Bernie are not disclosing to the FEC.

Congress can start an investigation. We can give them the info, and they can hand that info to the FBI, and DEMAND that the FBI look into everything. That would be the feds taking the servers of Reddit, and checking on 1 and 2. If the Feds deems either 1 or 2 legitimate, the CEO at minimum goes to jail for a long time. We do not control congress right now. So this is not the best option. But in reality, the government is so cucked the fuck up, options 1 and 2 aren't looking that good either. Trump ran on draining the swamp, I'm not sure he got to draining either the FCC or FEC yet. Feel free to ask questions. Who to report election interference too-

https://www.fec.gov/legal-resources/enforcement/complaints-process/how-to-file-complaint-with-fec/

Who to report section 230 abuse too-

https://www.fcc.gov/consumers/guides/filing-informal-complaint

Twitter addys are: @FEC and @FCC

Report everything you think is important to-

https://www.contactingcongress.org

Extra info

Reddit hides behind this -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_230_of_the_Communications_Decency_Act When they are really this -

https://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Publishing+Law

ONLY THE USERS OF THE_DONALD WILL REPORT THIS, NOBODY ELSE CARES THAT OUR SUB IS GONE. AND THE ONLY WAY WE WIN IS THROUGH MASS REPORTING. IF EVERY PEDE REPORTS TO THE FEC, FCC, OR CONGRESS, THEY WILL BE FORCED TO LOOK INTO WHAT ALL THESE REPORTS ARE COMING. IF YOU DO NOT THINK THIS MATTERS, REDDIT IS THE 19TH MOST POPULAR SITE IN THE WORLD https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_popular_websites AND THEY ARE DOING WHAT THEY SAID THEY WOULD, INTERFERING IN OUR ELECTION. IF WE DON'T STOP THEM, NO ONE WILL!!! GROW A PAIR PEDES, CALL YOUR CONGRESS PERSON, FILE A COMPLAINT, DO MORE THAN JUST SHIT POST THIS ELECTION. BE PROACTIVE.

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Kinestron 1 point ago +1 / -0

There will always be an upvote for the Constitution from me. I never really appreciated it in my early years nor the Founding Fathers but it is interesting that in our current political climate, I can now "feel" the appreciation in addition to the intellectual admiration for them and the Constitution.

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ItsmySchiffinabox 1 point ago +2 / -1

The single most Important document in history.

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PianoPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

WAAAY past 1776 votes

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JVIP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

TAKE MY UPVOTE!

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sofa_king_chubby 1 point ago +1 / -0

Duh

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sana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except for the 14th, 16th and 17th amendments.

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KhakiRock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Greatest political document written in the history of man kind.

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FactCheckEvan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah me too. That’s why the democrats are grasping onto that word. They believe if they keep saying it enough maybe their stupid ass, brainwashed followers will actually believe it happened.