Reddit looks like it's still functioning; but when we've all departed and they finally get what they think they wanted, they're gonna be surprised at just how lifeless and sterile their site will have become in our absence. Because we have the ideas, enthusiasm and buying power of winners, and all they got was a preachy, humorless and echo-filled dump.

Just like the Soviet Union, Reddit will go through the motions, pretending to be viable, and lots of leftists will shill for it. But the advertisers will see that it's just an empty husk, and that the rowdy MAGA party's taking place elsewhere. And, those advertisers'll begin quietly slipping away from the arid Reddit wasteland in the dead of night.