2252
Comments (189)
sorted by:
323
AtariArtist 323 points ago

We could award 'gold' again and not be supporting Reddit.

Delicious.

228
Assofdeath 228 points ago

Fuck it, dont award gold. Award fucking ORANGE! Orange Man Great on this site!

103
VoterIDMatters 103 points ago

All the orange

Just piles and piles of orange

59
Spez_Isacuck 59 points ago

Two scoops of orange!

57
LawyersPlayDota 57 points ago

As a Florida man, I support this orange-based economy.

9
SolaScriptura 9 points ago

What other crazy, absurd things have you done lately Florida man? I haven't seen a news article about you in a while.

1
MaleficientMath 1 point ago

Yes! The best ones not from Brazil

29
RABID666 29 points ago

Instead of gold, platinum, ect.. it could be oranges, sunny D, tang, lol

20
T2R0U2M0P 20 points ago

Cheetos

59
CyclopticErotica 59 points ago

Orange bricks

21
T2R0U2M0P 21 points ago

That reminds me, we need brickbot too!

4
MAGAIowa 4 points ago (edited)

I'd like some coats as well. It is that time of the year!

12
deleted 12 points ago
7
46f3310b5bbf94c0f2a3 7 points ago

Solid gold bricks

31
Rookie_2 31 points ago

And peaches. For really bad posts / trolls. Every time a shartblue operative post something nasty, there is a chance someone will give some to this site. The more they troll, the more the chances.

28
NOM3RCY 28 points ago

Give the shills blue checkmarks!

16
OranjeBlanjeBlou 16 points ago

Blue the shills!

17
Harley01 17 points ago

Not a checkmark, a blue poo emoji.

6
watercolormagpie 6 points ago

I vote for this one, especially being sure to match the exact blue.

1
areyouheretokillme 1 point ago

I'd prefer a small photo of a random turd

1
PatriotWon 1 point ago

Peachmints.

23
RWS400 23 points ago

up orange for you

20
USAnumbaONE 20 points ago

I love this. I love you. I love my people. So proud someone took the initiative to do this. Just hope it isn’t a commie Bolshevik schill.

11
Assofdeath 11 points ago

Welcome to your new interwebs home for at least the next 5 years! After GEOTUS has made our country safe and great again for future generations he can help with other countries liberal infestations. Make Earth Great Again!!!!

10
freemale101 10 points ago

After 5 years they may have to change the domain name to something more 'generic'--but the MAGA movement will carry on. The Base will be here ready to swing into action for...JIM JORDAN.

6
TrumpsterFire2020 6 points ago

MEGA !

5
ShampocalypseWOW 5 points ago

This guy fucks.

5
Dust_Pan 5 points ago

one bushel please

3
46f3310b5bbf94c0f2a3 3 points ago

Gold bricks!

3
HashtagOwnage 3 points ago

Ice Cream Scoops!

3
WeebForTrump 3 points ago

A Covfefe and Pepe award would also be cool.

And the money could go to Trump's Campaign.

3
Kook 3 points ago (edited)

gold for you

136
MakeAmericaGreat9 136 points ago

This right here.

Come on mods, get on it.

49
SelcSilverhand 49 points ago

I don't envy their workload trying to get everything coded that needs to be done. Not only for this, but trying to duplicate other features as well as bug fixes, etc. God speed!

17
Bmorepirate 17 points ago

I'd help for free

13
yugebingbong 13 points ago

Buy a brick

11
Pootweet 11 points ago

and a coat

13
MacwellX 13 points ago

Woah pede. It took a great deal of work just to get it this far. give our great mods some slack, they did this from their own pockets so far. They know what's needed and in time they'll fix it. Just don't yell! ...KAG!

87
EPic 87 points ago

This is a great idea ! Maybe buy flair for a threat / comment, like a 2A Icon, or an American flag pin.

34
20KAG20 34 points ago

I’d buy no problem. It’ll feel good to support the cause.

22
Brocklanders 22 points ago

Supporting free speech is a no brainer. And China can’t touch the money. Win/Win

7
Necrovoter 7 points ago

Little Red MAGA hat flair, please!

1
ShampocalypseWOW 1 point ago

Mmmmm... threat flair...

44
0nlyL0s3rsC3ns0r 44 points ago

yes exactly - I would actually use gold and it would actually mean something to receive it if I knew the proceeds were solely going towards keeping this place up

19
LikeAWombatScorned 19 points ago

Yes! Please add a crypto option to prevent being shut down by payment processors.

6
Benjamin 6 points ago

This!

20
Burchoid 20 points ago

Trump loves everything gold.

18
AmericanMagaPede 18 points ago

Oh my God yes!

17
FearOfBees 17 points ago

One thing reddit didn't have was an achievement system for karma. Once we get enough karma from memes our stuff should upgrade and we can get badges or whatever. Like if you got 50k karma from memes you should have a gold plated name on this site. Stuff like that will incentivize making better and more memes.

If you donate you get a star next to your name. We'll all know who the real pedes are.

6
AtariArtist 6 points ago

They did a little. Before the quarantine, if you had 100k you could pick your own custom flair.

4
EpicTrump 4 points ago

I didn’t know that. Oh well.

3
schiff_for_brains 3 points ago

One day they also gave out custom flair for being an early supporter. Maybe T_D's cake day?

1
MAGAyote 1 point ago

Where does any of that bullshit sit up against a star on a national defense medal?

15
Redditcanblowme 15 points ago

Award rare Pepes instead of gold.

15
oilybohunkofshit 15 points ago

Genius. You deserve a gold.

10
deleted 10 points ago
8
BirdDog2043 8 points ago

Can I pay for the bigger upvote buttons? Lol

8
@realQanon 8 points ago

I'm not completely against it, but I'd honestly be cool with brainstorming other ideas too. I've never been a fan of the fact that a certain comment is taken more seriously simply because someone threw a couple of dollars at a website. Credibility should stay upvote based in my opinion. Pedes will think of something.

It's simple and seems campy but I believe that merch would be a good start; but not overtly political merch, perhaps something that is subtle and still manages to signal to others in public that they're a pede. We need a way to nod at each other/signal camaraderie without getting assaulted for wearing a hat in my opinion.

3
DonaldTheKing 3 points ago

Would def go for some subtle merch. I like my head minus bike locks.

2
I-am-but-an-egg 2 points ago

How about donator “flair” or badges?

7
CandyBarr 7 points ago

Meant to post this as a reply to this comment.

We should use SLP tokens on the bitcoin cash block chain. Mods could create and sell the tokens. BCH is directly fungible to many FIAT currencies. It can't be shut down unlike PayPal and MasterCard. Make gold cost about a dollar in BCH. TOKEN purchases would make it possible to monetize giving gold.

7
OGpede 7 points ago

Gold bricks! The more you are awarded, the bigger your wall gets.

4
AtariArtist 4 points ago

Me likey!

6
Grimdal 6 points ago

I would be more than happy to give money to people who don't try every way to silence conservative thought or expression.

1
Babycakes 1 point ago

I would be more than delighted to support this site!

5
lifeisahologram 5 points ago

Oh man, I'd subscribe to gold every month

5
msgtlefty 5 points ago

Could some of the proceeds go to primary out the Rhinos?

2
ImpeachTheWitchHunt 2 points ago

This x1,000,000,000,000,000,000 and etc

4
JesusMaga 4 points ago

Returning to the gold standard

4
pauliegualtieri 4 points ago

Realistically I think the side needs to start straying away from Reddit. Otherwise it will start getting buried in lawsuits.

2
T2R0U2M0P 2 points ago

Does reddit own the exclusive rights to internet forums where topics are boosted by a voting system? Cause I feel like I've seen something similar on other sites...

3
womp_squared 3 points ago

I've seen bricks as an idea, perhaps coats as well. That would be funny

1
schiff_for_brains 1 point ago

Whatever they do - NO BRAKES!

2
thisguy883 2 points ago

I was just thinking about this when I saw this site this morning.

Someone had the idea of "bricks" instead of gold.

I think that would be fantastic.

2
Do_u_ev3n_lift 2 points ago

Is anything about this stealing proprietary info from reddit? Could they sue for copying the look & feel? You can't trademark upvotes, reply/share buttons, right?

2
memeveno 2 points ago

I will donate for the movement!

1
3sheetstothewind 1 point ago

Instead of gold, it has to be rare pepes though.

1
deleted 1 point ago
1
magafi 1 point ago

Orange man good

0
ParagonShift 0 points ago

Gold, Silver and Bronze Pepes

74
pepemaganet 74 points ago

I agree OP. This shit ain't free. I'm more than happy to pay a monthly or yearly subscription fee to keep it Advertisement free and keep it running like a well oiled machine.

29
Clabber 29 points ago

Me as well. Don’t want to lose this.

19
SomeDiggity 19 points ago

I dont want this feeling to ever stop.

15
deleted 15 points ago
7
shadypollster 7 points ago

Good. Bad. I'm the Pede with the gold.

2
meltingman 2 points ago

me as well , definitely worth it

2
lifeisahologram 2 points ago

Dude the admins should do a year subscription fee for $69.99+ and offer something dope in exchange. Like Steven Crowder's mug club.

71
Medtex1 71 points ago

Do you take ukranian bitcoin?

25
Muffinman [S] 25 points ago

Maybe North Korean Won

21
EPic 21 points ago

Only the Best Zimbabwe Billions !

8
7
EPic 7 points ago

Well....Look at this fucking fat cat !

7
nmipede 7 points ago (edited)

Yeah, that bill and two American dollars will get you a loaf of Zim bread. Probably.

6
Anonymous_mex_nibba 6 points ago

Sorry, they only use yuans.

6
ilovemyprez 6 points ago

how about gold plated latinum?

4
Nobodyknows8484 4 points ago

Based Ferengi currency. Err... maybe not just Ferengi, but still based. GPL = Gentlemen's coin

2
Best4Business 2 points ago

I hear that Hunter Biden took some bitcoin from Ukraine.

2
Babycakes 2 points ago

hb takes anything he can get his hands on. needs cash for drugs.

2
SpezTakesItInTheAss 2 points ago

Uranium ore perhaps?

4
Galacticgamer15 4 points ago

Nah, we only take that weapons grade shit around here

1
Cows_Love_Grass 1 point ago

What about the Vietnamese Dong? : D

47
Mother_of_gains 47 points ago

Same. I've got cash. Set up a donation bucket. Will toss in $100.

39
Lips2000 39 points ago

When Yang gives me my $1,000, I will give most of to you!

Promise!

MAGA

33
AIDS1255 33 points ago

I've got a steady cash flow coming from Russia, and what could a bot like me possibly do with all this money?

14
4touchdownbundy 14 points ago

Im on Cumalas welfare payroll, where do I send my extra cash I stole from the taxpayers

23
aloch 23 points ago

I'm not a freeloader so I want to chip in as well.

21
mr_meatball_disaster 21 points ago

All I’ve got is Calamari Flan.

7
displacedAlaskan 7 points ago

And I can only pay half.

7
ecotHEraPIST 7 points ago

Is it Eric Calamari Flan?

20
JohnnyAF1 20 points ago

Maybe sell some swag? I'd buy a www.thedonald.win hoodie, and then I can be a walking billboard for the site and our great leader! Don't get me wrong I'd also be willing to just donate.

11
mcdrilly 11 points ago

I second the hoodie idea.

6
Sluggypogo 6 points ago

sign me right the hell up, I'd buy trump gear from here. support the site, support the geotus, support the cause.

20
ViduusMAGA 20 points ago

Glad everyone else has the same idea

18
TommyLasordasBallBag 18 points ago (edited)

It'd be nice to know how to pay you back. This feels like home, and freedom isn't free.

17
fightintheshade 17 points ago

Become verified with Brave/BAT and you can setup a recurring payment with token earnings.

4
TheGhostOfSethRich 4 points ago

Bloody brilliant

14
VisualScience 14 points ago

iOS developer of many years. Will build an iOS app and organize with any other iOS devs if this site has or creates an API to work with. Will keep code free and open source and pay the annual fee myself to host it on the App Store.

13
Never_Surrender_MAGA 13 points ago

Guess what, you’re not breaking up with us Spez. WE’RE BREAKING UP WITH YOU!

12
TrumpFortyFive 12 points ago

A simple banner ad is all it will need. When you're talking about MILLIONS of Trump supporters, there are many Patriotic companies out there that will pay good money to get their message out to them.

Keep it clean, simple, and run lean.

6
Necrovoter 6 points ago

If the ad list is screened so that they are either non-political, or not against POTUS, I'd be willing to click on lots of ads and see what they are offering.

12
liberalseatfarts 12 points ago

Some overpriced swag should do the trick!

10
Dandelion 10 points ago

Many woolongs, if I catch my bounty

6
Rick_Deckard 6 points ago

Weeb. Wait. What does that make me?

9
Star_Commander 9 points ago

As for a feature list, if you create "gold", use it to allow access to create our own subwinnits on this site. I'd love to create a computer/network security subwinnit where I can talk with likeminded professionals without fear of internet stupid.

9
zettapede 9 points ago

You've got to go to the official thedonald.win donation page.

9
RlzJohnnyM 9 points ago

No rubles

ONLY USD

1
900dollaridoos 1 point ago

What about my upside down AUD?

8
YuugeNews 8 points ago

Do you take TrumpCoin? It's quality crypto, the best folks!

8
GhostOfMyFormerSelf 8 points ago

I'm in! Let's do this!

8
2020magavision 8 points ago

Put me on the list - $100 - I demand it! Please?

8
Murph 8 points ago

This site most certainly is going to cost $$ with the traffic it will soon be pushing. Just wait until the left tries to attack and shut it down. We need to get the donation bucket rolling before that happens!

4
ethalienhosh 4 points ago

^ This

7
Count_Dyscalculia 7 points ago

I say Quatloos for the Newcomer!

7
8yearmaga 7 points ago

I am in, strong sever demand for millions of users cost money

6
Necrovoter 6 points ago

Agreed. Once the bandwidth goes past certain thresholds, the hosting companies assume you are making bank somehow and start charging you through the nose. I would chip in a fair amount to keep this site running.

6
iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 6 points ago

Instead of Gold, we should award Oranges and Peach Mints instead!

6
WinningInTheWest 6 points ago

I'd gladly pay you tomorrow for some hamburger flair today.

6
Adeptus_Trumpartes 6 points ago

I would be happy to donate, but you need to get my Boi modded first.

6
TrumpFortyFive 6 points ago

How about we release a cryptocoin called TDWIN? We could setup a tipbot to show appreciation for posts and comments. If the coin gets listed on some markets, it might even be worth something.

1
billybigrigger 1 point ago

This is no longer a technical challenge. Just start DDGing common terms "token, ico, DIY, launch, ethereum" etc...

1
billybigrigger 1 point ago

Also you can check the Steemit platform (one of the most active blockchains/DApps) for an example of the business model:

https://steemit.com/

6
GarlicSaucePunch 6 points ago

Let us buy bricks and coats!!

6
Bill_Clinton 6 points ago

Send it to my foundation!

6
pl1ght 6 points ago

Agreed. Let's find some type of compensation we can give to help keep this site kicking. Whether its monetary, technologically, etc, other. We got this.

5
Cambionr 5 points ago

Take my money!

5
FUCK_TYLER 5 points ago

A men. Patriot points. Give out medals. Official blessings from KeK

5
No_More_BS_01 5 points ago

I was going to post something similar, there is no greater cause to support other than our President himself so for now I shall donate $100 to his campaign in honor of the pedes who made this happen.

4
waxfire 4 points ago

Up the Oranges!

4
Jdill2020 4 points ago

PS! I need bigger buttons

4
Kerby74 4 points ago

For expanded offering like an app or just continually improving interface for browser on my phone where I do 99% of my everything anymore... I’d totally donate or pay a monthly “premium” member fee for the right stuff. Things I would NEVER have done for Reddit.

4
CMUBigGuy 4 points ago

If ya'll are serious about this you should use Brave browser and earn BAT coins. You can "tip" any site you want if they're a verified publisher (pretty easy to do). The Admins of this site can then turn their BAT coins into real cash.

3
RIPseth 3 points ago

Came here to say this. If you aren't using the Brave browser you should. It's literally free money you can donate to this site if they set up an account. We should ALL be doing this!!

4
basedmachineshop_WP 4 points ago

Ill gladly chip in, or advertise my buisness here! just tell me where to send the money

3
CandyBarr 3 points ago

We should use SLP tokens on the bitcoin cash block chain. Mods could create and sell the tokens. BCH is directly fungible to many FIAT currencies. It can't be shut down unlike PayPal and MasterCard. Make gold cost about a dollar in BCH. TOKEN purchases would make it possible to monetize giving gold.

2
King 2 points ago

why pay so many fees?

fees to buy it fees to transfer it fees to sell it

cash is king

3
Physics76 3 points ago (edited)

Yes please... I lurked on Reddit for years.... after several accounts got deleted but here ..well. I got 5 on it...

Spez/ also futurama is awesome

3
Autorotator 3 points ago

Yes, I don't want to just support in spirit, I want to ensure there's a place for free speech and counternarrative information flow for years to come.

3
Beaker999 3 points ago

It would be my honor to donate. Please provide an avenue to let me do that?

3
-EricCiaramella- 3 points ago

First thing I looked for was a "donate" tab somewhere because there was no way this didn't cost someone considerable personal funds to setup and maintain.

2
Matt196 2 points ago

We have the best deplorables

2
sethreddit89 2 points ago

I'd 100% support microtransactions on this site. (cosmetics or whatever).

Capitalism ftw. And if a % goes to winred or our own SuperPAC, even better.

omg.... thedonald.win SuperPAC. I'll be in my bunk.

4
ImpeachTheWitchHunt 4 points ago

Fucking genius, BRILLIANT!!

We should totally do this right here! Can you imagine a Crowd funded superPAC with the most informed and enthusiastic pedes on earth?????

2
basedlawyer 2 points ago

Sell Merchandise ala Alex Jones.

2
Fabius 2 points ago

Seriously.

2
try4gain 2 points ago

Dying to donate

2
womp_squared 2 points ago

I don't have any rubles, hope they will accept shekels. I would gladly donate to the cause.

2
IFOTBGTFO2 2 points ago

Ahh the sweet smell of capitalism

2
Grief 2 points ago

Monetization of this specific website is why half the mods left 2 months ago

4
kesquare2 4 points ago

Context and details?

No clue what you are talking about.

1
Grief 1 point ago

Not a lot more to know. 3 mods had an argument over the direction of TD. Some of them wanted to fix TD and make Reddit work if they could and the other mods wanted to sink the ship and create the new website. The 3 mods that left didn't like the monetization of the movement so they left. That's all I know. Other mods don't have a site as far as I know so here I am! Just thought it was funny people are already offering money, which they probably should. A lot of effort went into this.

2
reee_reee_reee 2 points ago

Damn I'd be so down to donate some gold for the_d. Commie cucked reddit can get fucked

1
ExposeCorruption 1 point ago

TAKE IT PEDE

1
cincydan 1 point ago

Yes I will ppal (as long as I can)

1
FearOfBees 1 point ago

Actually since this is basically 1/1000th of reddit it's probably not a lot.

1
Vincenzo 1 point ago

I'd love to see things like avatars as well as gold etc. Wouldn't mind paying for them.

1
catatonic_frog 1 point ago

I would definitely pitch in

1
phocas 1 point ago

COLLUSION

1
TrumpsGiantBalls 1 point ago

Obviously shadowman just took on a booming budding patriotic business. Where can I apply to help build improvement into the site?

1
Cartman98 1 point ago

Bricks?

1
Phill82245 1 point ago

It could be levels like reddit with the gold, silver and platinum but instead we use the gold Pepe, Maga hat, and Trumps hair. (Or something in that manner)

1
ncc6206 1 point ago

I second the motion!

1
bOObs 1 point ago

how about: BAT - Brave attention token?

1
Brocklanders 1 point ago

I’ll donate my Russian bot Putin bux.

1
libman 1 point ago

Use cryptocoins for tips.

And IPFS / Filecoin for static asset hosting.

1
Dank45 1 point ago

I get paid by big oil to be skeptical of global warming, make a monetization system and I'll share some of it.

1
Slowsuby 1 point ago

Along the same lines, how can we contribute to the development of the site? I’m but a humble programmer but I’d love to help with site maintenance or the development of a mobile app!

1
ayemfuct 1 point ago

I could spare a ruble or two now and again.

1
deleted 1 point ago
0
undefined 0 points ago

I would love to become a regularly contributing member.

Depending on the tech stack, I could contribute to the code base. I’ve been building software full time for well over a decade

0
SlothB77 0 points ago

I will make a donation.

0
Aeronomer 0 points ago

Same. I want to know how to support the site.