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My wife, who has never voted, told me tonight she is voting for Trump.             MAGA            
posted ago by Kanbesto +5387 / -1

God is real. Miracles do happen. I love you all.

Let good win. Evil has no place here.

God is real. Miracles do happen. I love you all. Let good win. Evil has no place here.
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wong 145 points ago +145 / -0

Someone is getting lucky. Wear your MAGA hats to bed tonight.

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Ninki333 35 points ago +35 / -0

MAGA boxers.

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Tdaddyump 100 points ago +101 / -1

My wife voted for the first time with me last tuesday.

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1burrdog 59 points ago +59 / -0

I have basically let go my long term girlfriend go because although we connect on many different levels she has these SJW episodes that does not compute at times, no use in hanging around if we don't see eye to eye! Plus she cant stand Trump. pity I cant vote but you know who I would be voting for.

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TotalSchism 14 points ago +14 / -0

Why can't you vote?

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1burrdog 59 points ago +60 / -1

I live in Australia, but you lot need to get him back in office with the house and senate majority, trust me the freaking western world depends on it. America saved the world in WW2 and now need to step up again, thanks to all of you crazy yanks who are trying to make it happen.

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Corse46 51 points ago +52 / -1

You broke up with a girl over a President in another country you can’t even vote for?? That’s baller. You’d fit in great here in America!

Listen to me carefully. We will not fail. America will not fail you. WE WILL SAVE IT AGAIN.

The world is watching and the world will follow.

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wehavetogoback 27 points ago +27 / -0

well it's not really about the president himself it's that she's unstable and ill, so it's best to GTFO

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UrShulgi 11 points ago +12 / -1

This is why people believe in American Exceptionalism. It's real, it's a thing, we has (sic) it.

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Econobombshell 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love this sentiment! Go u/corese46, go!

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Rothbard 5 points ago +5 / -0

If they dont like Trump and they are an SJW. It means they probs vote Green in Aus which means they are dumb and cant comprehend basic economivs and are not ambitious and lazy. Who wants that?

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Block_Helen 16 points ago +16 / -0

We are trying. Thank you for your support Australiapede!

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The-nii 9 points ago +9 / -0

Imagine a country filled with nothing but pedes. Sigh.

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deletedandredacted 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

Us boys from the southern half of America would kindly appreciate y'all not calling us yanks. We prefer Rednecks

Met a few of y'all, as well as some mighty fine kiwis on the North Shore a few years back.

Take Australia back!

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RedneckQuartermaster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Us mountain Pedes in Greater Idaho and the Great State of Jefferson also proudly fly the Redneck title.

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1burrdog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Opps sorry bout that, what about all you crazy Americans :)

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fdbxtak 6 points ago +6 / -0

thank you Australiapede https://i.maga.host/KX77bgR.png

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Tdaddyump 11 points ago +11 / -0

My wife is brilliant, cooks, and came from China. She’s sick of the CCP’s Shit and prays that all those assholes don’t try and steal her future liek they stool her grandparents.

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675-EVIL 10 points ago +10 / -0

I am a European immigrant who fled invading muzzlim hordes and am sick of American liberal assholes trying to bring the same shit over here. Over my fucking dead body.I will never ever vote for a Dem. MAGA or death!

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totheendoftheline 10 points ago +10 / -0

I had to leave my last relationship for the same reason. He was a very smart guy but got sucked into TDS pretty badly. We're both better off. 😊

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Deeprasmith 9 points ago +9 / -0

Count yourself lucky. Imagine doing the let go 20years later living miserable live and end with a bad divorce.

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unicornpoop 15 points ago +15 / -0

FAKE NEWS. Women hate trump. We are so fragile that a 6th grade locker room comment about pussy will cause us to vote for a senile communist puppet and destroy the future for our children. Oh wait I forgot, women hate children too I think.

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lixa 7 points ago +7 / -0

Whenever i see all the idiot antifa supporters and indoctrinated younger people I remember few of them prob vote.

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Wendell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man, I hope you are right!

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thedaynos 3 points ago +3 / -0

I voted for the first time in 2016, ever, and I'm 40+

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SnowflakeJuice 6 points ago +6 / -0

My wife wasn't really political when we met, but after being around me long enough, she developed an interest. I was busy at work so I delayed filling out the ballot, but she has been on it reminding me for the past week, and finally, held my dinner hostage until I filled out the ballot.

And although we both don't come from gun ownership backgrounds, she supported me getting a firearm pemit, and at some point, will probably join me at the range.

There can be no bystanders this election, it is not hyperbole to say the future of this country, our children and grandchildren is at risk

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MAGAt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Buy more guns. The liberals are already starting to kill us just for our political views.

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SnowflakeJuice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just bought my first Springfield XDm Elite, plan on getting more once I have more familiarity and know exactly want I want. My next purchase will likely be an AR rifle, than a 22 for practice because 9mm is so expensive

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MrsHBarker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is she only 18? Why doesn't she excersise her rights? Shame. Soldiers that died for that right deserve better. Smh.

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theNWOarePedos 53 points ago +53 / -0

Same with my fiancé, got her registered a couple weeks ago.

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675-EVIL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get her family to vote for Trump too.

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leg_hairs 39 points ago +39 / -0

What was the turning point?

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Kanbesto [S] 43 points ago +43 / -0 (edited)

She said I had some influence but one of her clients really changed her mind. Thank goodness.

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Malsikcuf 14 points ago +21 / -7

Maga Chad giving it from behind... Who would have guessed...

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Kanbesto [S] 19 points ago +21 / -2

Bro.

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Magatek 17 points ago +17 / -0

Bruh.

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ObamasLooseButthole 10 points ago +10 / -0

I believe the correct pronunciation in this context is "bruh"

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3006Springfield 8 points ago +9 / -1

Change it back to "really turned her around" so you don't ruin a fellow patriot's joke

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MrsHBarker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is she only 18? Wtf has she never voted?

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shitPostingChamp 30 points ago +30 / -0

Amazing :)

What state?

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Kanbesto [S] 38 points ago +38 / -0

Wisconsin!

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Zog1 20 points ago +20 / -0

Huge! What’s your general consensus on how Wiscy will go?

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Kanbesto [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

We are in western Wisconsin which is maga country for sure. Its pesky Milwaukee we have to worry about. Overall it feels like a Trump landslide but who knows what the urban areas have planned.

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540k-Again 17 points ago +17 / -0

Encourage her to vote all the way down ballot to clean the commies out (or else the commies will fill in votes and steal congress, all the way down to dogcatcher, like they did whereever they could in the 1972 and 1984 landslides.)

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Kanbesto [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's good advice. I will do that.

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540k-Again 7 points ago +7 / -0

Which btw is why those ballots were printed without the POTUS spot on them, it lets them stuff the ballots and add votes to all the other contests, without overloading the top vote total for POTUS, because there will be millions of people who just show up and vote for Trump/Pence, and leave (most of) the rest of the ballot unmarked/empty. School boards are key too, drain the marxism.

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Block_Helen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, absolutely. No ticket splitting. Trump needs all Rs to get MAGA done.

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MAGAt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any way you can be a poll watcher in Milwaukee?

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shitPostingChamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

YUGE

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Outstanding! Swing state spouses for the win!

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magopus6 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make sure she is registered in time, i know its different for every state!

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Wrex2020 25 points ago +25 / -0

Can't stop the Trump Train!!!

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 23 points ago +23 / -0

Time to make mini-pedes!!

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ManBadOrange 20 points ago +20 / -0

Tell her she is not alone ! I have not voted for Potus since Nader in 2000 . I am thrilled to vote for DJT 45. Tell your GF to bring that HIGH ENERGY to the voting booth 11/3 . I will echo her voice as well !

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Kanbesto [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

I voted for Nader too. Weird times.

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WestPalm 19 points ago +19 / -0

I still don't understand how so many of you pedes ended up married to liberals/apolitical ladies. I've never gotten to date two with someone who is a political nutjob.

Good news all the same, MAGA!

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Kanbesto [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Apolitical. No affiliation. Same with me before 2016. Give us time to catch up brother!

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WestPalm 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hell yea!

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Jebs_guac_recipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

My wife and I were the same way. She voted Obama in 08 because “omg first black pres”. We both voted trump in 16 AND WE’LL DO IT AGAIN

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Ghostphaez 15 points ago +15 / -0

If you live in a Dem-dominated city, it can be hard to find conservative women. You have a choice: remain ideologically pure or get laid.

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Zog1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just paint Trump 2020 on the liberal hoes when you finish. 😂

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ObamasLooseButthole 6 points ago +7 / -1

Same here but with men. I cut that soyboy shit off early.

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J3N93W 6 points ago +6 / -0

My wife is 51 years old, born & raised in rural Ohio, and has never voted. She has no interest in politics, but she does like Trump and she's sick of Mike DeWine, so this may be enough to get her involved for the next couple of years. She is currently registered; I checked.

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675-EVIL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make sure her and your parents vote as well!

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J3N93W 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our mothers are still alive. Mine has been a brimstone & hellfire conservative since I can remember, although she had a bronze bust of JFK among her things from childhood, even though she was 12 when he died. My mother-in-law surprised me in 2016 when she said they were voting for DJT because she heard on the news that Hillary paid her female staff member less than she paid men. My father-in-law died in 2017 and my dad's been gone since 1998, so unfortunately they're probably both voting Democrat these days.

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incogneato 4 points ago +4 / -0

it sounds like a lot of these wives are foreign-born

that's how

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BeijingBiden 18 points ago +18 / -0

MAGA relationships >>>>>>>>

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nehneh 16 points ago +17 / -1

i have 2 coworkers who have never voted before all registered to vote here in cucked Virginia.

VIRGINIA IS IN PLAY!! VOTE

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nehneh 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm in the middle of northern va in Fairfax county. I know exactly who lives here, I'm not ignorant to that. My personal experience is that there are far less biden stickers and yard signs then Hillary stuff from 4 years ago. Don't get me wrong, there is still plenty of yard signs up but I don't see the ground swell behind biden that I saw for Hillary around here.

As for Trump signs, I had a long chat with a couple of motor cycle policemen today that stand on the corner where I live and hand out speeding tickets by a stop sign. They say they get multiple calls everyday about people stealing Trump signs and there's really nothing they can do about other then write up a report. They also said the department was fairly split last time around between Hilary and Trump. But not this time, it's 100% Trump.

Something just feels different.

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675-EVIL 3 points ago +3 / -0

I keep wondering why Trump doesn't hold any rallies there. At the very least, he could hold them near the NC border.

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mackhankins 15 points ago +15 / -0

Does she have a sister? Asking for a friend...

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Kanbesto [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes. Married though. Sorry friend!

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fdbxtak 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hear some cute couples have met volunteering for the Trump campaign

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675-EVIL 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perfect way to meet other pedes!

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Smurfection 15 points ago +15 / -0

I am so happy for you and for her!

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bubadmt 15 points ago +15 / -0 (edited)

That's nothing. Today my 2 year-old asked me, "Dad, due to RBGs tragic and untimely death, why would Trump appoint such a bigoted Supreme Court nominee who won't be a champion for abortion and who will systematically oppress the people with her radical Catholic views?" And I cried because I didn't know how to assure her everything would be okay. I'm literally shaking right now and have started therapy again.

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meals23 7 points ago +7 / -0

i made fuckin cheese

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MAGAt 2 points ago +2 / -0

And everybody clapped.

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BigFreedomBoner 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know what you mean. Yesterday, during a medical appointment, a clump of cells mooching off of my wife's gut hand signaled using clearly visible sign language during our last sonogram "why do Republicans want to hurt the weak?" Why indeed/ My wife and I were touched by this simple message. We both cried. My wife has a cigarette to calm down. The tech was mortified. "Smoking is very harmful to a pregnancy." I couldn't help but think she was right. I said to my wife "she's got a point honey, why don't you wait until after the abortion?"

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Daddy, have you plugged the hole yet?"

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BoardTrumpTrain45 14 points ago +14 / -0

Great. Is she registered?

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Kanbesto [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

She will be Thursday. We will go together.

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BoardTrumpTrain45 9 points ago +9 / -0

So you will meet the deadline? Great

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Kanbesto [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

In person voting deadline for Wisconsin is October 30th. Yessir!

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Block_Helen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oorah! Give yourselves plenty of time just in case.

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throwawayicanremembe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not to change your plans, but for anyone out there scrambling, you can register at your polling station on election day in Wisconsin. Might as well avoid that line if you can though.

https://elections.wi.gov/voters/first-time

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Trumpman1 14 points ago +14 / -0 (edited)

She's one of millions. And one of a kind at the same time.

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MohZambique 14 points ago +14 / -0

I don't think the leftist freakshows understand what they've done. Normal people have been activated, and only one party has any semblance of sanity.

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Ophelia 6 points ago +6 / -0

My apolitical college son just said at dinner: I’m afraid what happens if Biden wins.

So I said MAKE SURE YOU VOTE FOR TRUMP THEN!

We forced him to the polls last time but don’t know how he actually voted. This is huge people. I’m talking about a blue state college student who Doesn’t Care About Politics At All.

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RedneckQuartermaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Must have been a proud parent pede moment.

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Ophelia 3 points ago +3 / -0

A shocker actually. Small red pills here and there I don’t want to overwhelm and turn him anti

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675-EVIL 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reinforce his sentiment so that he stays on the bright side.

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Ophelia 3 points ago +3 / -0

His best friends are Trump fans. Some huge some mild. It makes It difference who you hang out with.

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675-EVIL 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like you username. I once knew sections of Hamlet by heart:

'The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons. Be all my sins remembered.'

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Ophelia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes! The tragic heroine. I can empathize.

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boombaby 3 points ago +3 / -0

When my son turned 18 in 2016, we made a big deal of it. We dressed up on election day, all went to vote together, and attended a huge family watch party. The screaming that night ~ 3AM ~ was glorious, and it really made an impression on him.

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the__rev 13 points ago +13 / -0

I voted for my first time today, and I'm 51 years old. I think there are probably a lot of people in the same boat.

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Zog1 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s awesome, what state? Do you feel Trump has gained in your area since 2016?

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the__rev 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm in East Tennessee, where about 95% of the people seem to be pro-Trump.

The places of concern here are Nashville and of course Memphis. I would love to see some of those areas turn red but I don't expect to.

Someone on reddit tried to tell me Knoxville is going to flip blue, but I don't expect that.

I just voted "R" all the way down the ballot.

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TOPDAWG22 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah my mama is voting for the first time in her life for trump.

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Block_Helen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fantastic. Damn I love these ground reports!

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Jellyfishtacos 11 points ago +11 / -0

My gf is voting for the first time too. She never disliked Trump but considered herself non political. Well when you despise having to wear a mask and are told you have to if you want to do anything, that kind of drives home the point on how important it is to vote and get rid of these people trying to stomp on our freedom.

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fdbxtak 11 points ago +11 / -0

Blessings and gratitude to both of you!!! I have not voted in the last few elections but you can bet Trump is getting my vote this time around!!!!

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ABrother 10 points ago +10 / -0

God bless

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The_Spicy_Memes_Chef 10 points ago +10 / -0

ALL ABOARD!!

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JohnMcCainsTumors 9 points ago +9 / -0

You better spoil her.

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oxygen 9 points ago +9 / -0 (edited)

My friend is in his 50s. Never voted. A liberal by all accounts. Grew up in New York. Not against abortion, etc. He said for the first time ever, he felt, in his words, strange and regretful that he had not registered to vote. He said the left was destroying the country.

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675-EVIL 3 points ago +3 / -0

He can't register?

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oxygen 3 points ago +4 / -1

Too late for the state he's in.

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Widowmaker1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

My wife's voting this year for the 2nd time in her life. Trump 2020!

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Randomite 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is she registered? Lots of states have closed already.

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Block_Helen 4 points ago +4 / -0

OP said Wisconsin has in-person registration until Oct. 30.

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bubble_bursts 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congrats! Can I ask what finally changed her mind?

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Kanbesto [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

The daughters and I had some influence. But she had a lady client who put it over the top. When i asked why she simply said "because I do not like the other choice." I'll take it.

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bubble_bursts 7 points ago +7 / -0

But she had a lady client

I read the other comment and grief Pedes were giving you ;)

Dont worry, once she is okay with voting for Trump, she will be okay with listening to stuff about him. You can slowly drop some redpills.

There are quite a few nice "media lies about Trump" kind of videos for this

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675-EVIL 3 points ago +3 / -0

So your daughters are MAGA as well?

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Kanbesto [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

They refer to Joe Biden as a pedophile, unprovoked. Maybe not all the way MAGA, but smart enough to see the truth.

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Pixel 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am seeing more and more of these stories lately, I really hope this is an organic thing happening across the country bring families closer together.

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TheLionParty 6 points ago +6 / -0

Preach! Same with my wife! Been together for 10+ years, she has never been political, never voted, and just registered today online, and will vote in person with me the 3rd.

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EPic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Heellll Yea GJ on the +1 !

And good for her !

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BodyBag93309 5 points ago +5 / -0

"You have chosen... Wisely..."

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Magaman001142 5 points ago +5 / -0

Does she have a grandma? Just asking for someone I know... (not me)

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Parlangua 4 points ago +5 / -1

We've got the best chunk of each demographic eh Pedes?

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TheMutualist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does this grandmother have smooth feet? (I AM asking for me)

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SmokeyAF 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not trying to be forward, but please tell her thousands of other dudes (and dudettes) love her.

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 4 points ago +4 / -0

LET GO, LET GOD

VOTE TRUMP, MAGA ON

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DukeDicky 4 points ago +4 / -0

My wife, who was left of center and never voted, is also voting Trump. The biggest red pill was having "friends" shame her on Facebook for sharing any political opinion that wasn't 100% shilling for Democrats. Needless to say, she's conservative now and deleted Facebook. Thanks Democrats. No amount of memes or fact sharing could have turned my wife faster than you all just being shitty human beings with such fragile personalities you couldn't love others with even slightly differing political opinions. Good fucking riddance.

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Alpha-As-Fuck 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

She's a keeper! Give that woman a foot massage and let her know why. Positive reinforcement!

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The-nii 3 points ago +3 / -0

U-S-A!

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Ghostphaez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do your part now and give her some extra sexy time tonight.

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QueensOwn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Red pill night! Plus One!

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Cyber1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone be sure to get out and VOTE early!!!!

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CountRavioli 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could be a Russian spy. Stay cautious.

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Walt_Kowalski 3 points ago +3 / -0

You need to do something nice for her.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

God bless! Thank you for keeping the faith.

My husband voted Obama '08, Johnson '12, Trump '16, and will vote TRUMP 2020.

It can happen. Spouses, girlfriends, boyfriends, never give up! :)

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WassermanSchultz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hope she's registered. If you never vote you get removed from the rolls.

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ONAVirus 3 points ago +3 / -0

My longtime friend, who has never voted, and prior to Trump winning 4 years ago was convinced that votes don't make a difference... called me up a few hours ago and said "for the first time since you've known me, you're talking to a registered Republican". Another vote for Trump here in the battleground state of Pennsylvania!

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Caitiffculprit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which state bro

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AFPatriot97 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent, you take care of her for making the right decision! Also try and reach out to all her wacky friends while your at it :)

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Wemann 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sweet