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Lazlo_the_Instigator 102 points ago +102 / -0

all y'all are sus

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MyTeenageBody 104 points ago +104 / -0

I definitely learned from playing this game why democrats get elected. The way people vote is very low IQ lmao

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ragtimesongs 55 points ago +55 / -0

I know right?? If the voting in that game is any indication of how people vote in real life, then it's nothing short of an actual miracle that any kind of democracy has ever lasted more than a few minutes.

On the other hand, most Among Us players are younger than 12

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thewashambro 35 points ago +35 / -0

most Among Us players are younger than 12

No wonder the democrats are trying to lower the voting age.

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KingOfThighland 29 points ago +29 / -0

Democracy never does last more than 2 minutes. Democracy is literal mob rule.

That's why we're a republic.

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rootGoose 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s why ‘only land owners having the vote’ makes sense.

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Averon 9 points ago +9 / -0

I own land and I built a house on it. I saved up and payed cash for it all.

I would only count land owners as people having no debt on their land. Anyone can get a mortgage and use debt to buy land. And until it's paid off they don't really own it.

Actually I feel like I don't even own my land because I have a yearly rental fee known as property taxes. Property taxes need to be abolished.

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ElbowDeepInIt 8 points ago +8 / -0

If someone receives selectively qualified money from social programs, they shouldn't be allowed to vote. Your vote is compromised.

Enjoy your free phone, your free rent, your free food, and childcare, and healthcare. Enjoy it with the knowledge that "free" has an asterisk next to it as it cost millions of fellow countrymen the fruits if their own labor. The least we could do is not allow them to vote their hands further into my pocket.

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Dr_Pooper 10 points ago +10 / -0

I helped a retarded kid log into his wifi today. He was too busy sniffing a pencil while giggling to pay attention to the password I was trying to show him. The only game on his phone was Among Us. I love Among Us, but I only play with friends these days.

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AstronoMink 6 points ago +8 / -2 (edited)

Ayy, I'm lookin for people or a group to add on Steam\Discord since I just got them & the game a couple days ago. Would be fun to play on mic with pedes.

If you don't mind, could I join sometime?

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sanstheskeleton 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's pink

Pink

Why me?

Idk I'm just agreeing with what he said

Pink was not the imposter

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 24 points ago +24 / -0

Green: Cyan literally vented in front of me

Cyan: Green’s acting a bit sus

< Green was ejected >

< Green was not An Impostor >

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Slick_Willys_Nutsack 13 points ago +13 / -0

You pretty much just summed up the impeachment attempt. Green was GEOTUS.

Meanwhile the Dems are the actual imposters from China lol

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The_RedWolf 10 points ago +10 / -0

Every game

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Greengumby2 12 points ago +12 / -0

It all makes sense now. The Democrats are impostors!

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crimsonfancy 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just picked it up by Steam. Paid 100% cost but had a full wallet.
Tonight will be my first rip.

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LionTed 22 points ago +22 / -0

Rudy Giuliani: releases verifiably real documents confirming Biden Ukranian corruption

The media: "Giuliani acting sus"

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JackIsALarp 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ive been playing as HuntrBiden so you're honestly right.

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LugNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now YOU Sus Too.

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KeepAmericaGreat20XX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hilldawg is definitely sus.

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IAmTheSenate 61 points ago +61 / -0

Didn't this game get decried as somehow Fascist by some diversity hire in the media?

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SadPangolin 84 points ago +84 / -0

It teaches people to suspect that their nice, comfortably society might be getting infiltrated by people who want to destroy it.

Noticing cannot be allowed to happen.

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Whimpy13 35 points ago +35 / -0

Nothing to see here, fellow human.

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MAGAngelo 16 points ago +16 / -0

What game is this, for the uninformed?

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G0vnah 31 points ago +31 / -0

"Among Us."

An online multiplayer game taking place with a crew of astronauts. Numbers vary depending on the ruleset, but 8 people are human, 2 are alien imposters trying to covertly murder the others without getting caught. It's... pretty addictive tbh

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +4 / -1

Watch CallMeKevin play it on YT. It's hilarious.

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MythArcana 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's called Among Us. It's a cheap, but wildly popular multiplayer game that pits players in space to try to expose the one corrupt character. I guess you can say it's a bit like Clue, but with more social interaction and intrique.

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hillarysdildont 5 points ago +8 / -3

Nothing has more intrigue than Clue, sorry pede but that’s a fact. Not a knock against Among Us, it’s a good game.

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Seruna_Kanus 5 points ago +6 / -1

Among Us

It's basically The Thing as a game in a sci-fi setting.

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G0vnah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh heck yeah. My favorite horror movie

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magaspif 3 points ago +4 / -1

Among Us, first two words in the title bro

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crimsonfancy 2 points ago +2 / -0

It may be why it's on my wishlist. Can't remember.

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Mitschu 1 point ago +1 / -0

As is always the case with leftists, they project.

Among Us is a fascist game, because when this formidable queer trans woman plays it (read: straight guy who wants to chop off his dick), he delights in "power fantasies about preying on and removing whoever I choose" , but being an Imposter forces you to be a monster when the real Imposters are the players who are normal humans, and therefore Nazi bigots.

Yuh-huh.

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Spark-001 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can't tell if real 🤣

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Silence_Memegood 28 points ago +28 / -0

Deport that bitch out the space lock.

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CanadianTrump 27 points ago +27 / -0

This game good?

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SWORDofLIBERTY 31 points ago +31 / -0

Very good with friends. It's werewolf or mafia style detective work and lying.

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Tom_Brett 9 points ago +9 / -0

so its like Town of Salem or Project Winter?

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SWORDofLIBERTY 3 points ago +3 / -0

don't know project winter, but very much so like Town of Salem.

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BloodElfSupporter 7 points ago +7 / -0

And Resistance!

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slimcoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

And Secret Hitler and Battlestar Galactica and Dark Moon and Salem!

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Magaman_2 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's real-time Clue with chat basically.

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Silence_Memegood 10 points ago +10 / -0

Its fun... very unique.

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Cincinattus1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you have enough friends to play it with, yes. It's amazing. It's free on mobile, and $5 on PC.

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purple_nitrile 4 points ago +4 / -0

For mobile, if you have shitty internet, the game kicks you out and you cant rejoin. Pretty shitty.

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CanadianTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly I live in a city so my internet is fast.

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BeerJudge 25 points ago +25 / -0

ORANGE MAN SUS

Mueller investigation concludes Orange was not an imposter

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NotInFormation 5 points ago +5 / -0

And further, the attempt to remove Orange failed. Try that in game...

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YeDragonEnergy 24 points ago +24 / -0 (edited)

Hilldawg: what task were u doing Orange?

45: the dragon

Hilldawg: dragon? what’s that

45: DRAGON DEEZ NUTZ ACROSS YO FACE KEK

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kerbonklin 2 points ago +2 / -0

A toasty man of culture i see!

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Awilen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get'im outta here!

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Mavdick96 23 points ago +24 / -1

Lmao, I usually hate games that get insanely popular and normies jumping on bandwagons but AU is actually good. I'm glad it's making memes on TD.

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TRAPPED_IN_BROWARD 14 points ago +14 / -0

I’m out of the loop here, what is AU? As far as I am aware, that stands for gold.

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xAnswerTo1984is1776 10 points ago +12 / -2

"among us" title of the game

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TRAPPED_IN_BROWARD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thx pede.

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Mavdick96 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao, didn't feel like typing out Among Us.

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anteracorp 4 points ago +5 / -1

Among Us - it's a game...search

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TRAPPED_IN_BROWARD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thx pede.

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Bluestorm83 14 points ago +14 / -0

lmao, love it. Especially since self-reporting is such a risky, yet kinda overplayed, tactic.

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Awilen 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's because it's overplayed that you can play it, and throw sus away by stating it's overplayed and risky it's not worth it to self-report. Don't do it too often, and it's a good high-risk/high-reward tactic.

The social phase is complementary to the gameplay phase. It's why I don't play public games...

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MichellesJohnson 14 points ago +14 / -0

I named myself Joe Biden and I ask if anybody wants to sniff the kid that is following me. Also lots of jokes to the black and brown players about if they don’t vote how I say then they aren’t black.

Honestly the Hunter Biden revelations are gold. Now I can sell my vote in exchange for them giving my mini crewmate crack

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AstronoMink 2 points ago +2 / -0

I named myself HidenBiden, lol.

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Ono412Take2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had a Joe Biden in one game and I immediately pressed the button and said ITS BIDEN. IVE SEEN THE EMAILS WITH UKRAINE HES GUILTY!!! and every single person voted to kill him round one. I was so happy even though he was crew....

If that was you, sorry pede, but it was worth.

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CaptRedbeard 13 points ago +15 / -2

This is the best meme I have seen today!

Congrats pede

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Orange_Man_Good_ 10 points ago +11 / -1

I’m usually GFloyd or JacobBlake. I use the brown color and bandana hat. I’ll immediately murder and don’t attempt to hide it. Then I blame racism if they vote me imposter.

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago +4 / -0

Foolproof

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fallhollow 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol 45 is orange and Pence is silver 😂

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Magaman_2 9 points ago +10 / -1

NERRRRRRDS!!!

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svlem 5 points ago +6 / -1

You'd have fun playing it, Pops!

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Magaman_2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Son?

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SauronWasFramed 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lock her up with crooked joe

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IncredibleMrE1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Y'all sus af

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QueensOwn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Anyone with twitter, James Woods is trying to get #ChinaBitchBiden trending. Let’s do what we can to help!

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Shayhawk 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't get it....

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MAGAPlenty 7 points ago +7 / -0

What is sus? Is this what the young kids are into now?

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3inch_Thunder 9 points ago +9 / -0

Its short for suspicious

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purple_nitrile 5 points ago +5 / -0

no one knows you are old when playing the game. It's a good time waster.

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totheendoftheline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol sometimes in the chat, someone asks ages. Most of the time there's a ton of 9-12 year olds. I feel so creepy playing as a 30 year old. 👵🏻

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purple_nitrile 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dont understand why kids can have all the fun. But you're right, I remember doing voice chats for video games and it hurts my soul when I hear all these kids talking about school. This is why I play with my friends so we laugh together at them.

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The_RedWolf 5 points ago +6 / -1

Among us is a blast

I literally say and played for 2 hours waiting for a tow truck and didn’t even notice

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crimsonfancy 4 points ago +5 / -1

Nice one.
I'm considering this title. I may be convinced.

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GEOTUSMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wut

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LibtardJesus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't get it...

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Killfoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

I vote Yeet Cyan

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TheCIA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good enough for me!

slams vote

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Keiichi81 4 points ago +4 / -0

BECAUSE YOU’D BE IN SPACE JAIL!

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AstronoMink 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bruh, literally yesterday, almost this exact scenario played out in real game time:

https://thedonald.win/p/HrYH6LdC/among-normies-when-some-wild-ped/

Black was the imposter & the only thing that would have made it better was if I was one too, lol.

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brsmith77 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fun fact: AU is very similar to a little known 17 year old game called Space Station 13.

SS13 is the same basic concept but with Dwarf Fortress levels of complexity. Here is an overview.

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I would say AU is the less autistic version of SS13

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brsmith77 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol yeah. Still I am intrigued by SS13. They are making a steam version based on a less shitty engine. Hopefully it will be quite good.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

This guy put BLM on his Twitter dont link him here pls

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GEOTUSMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

More like BLOWblax, amirite?

I'll see myself out.

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iactuallylovetrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

? link?

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

He took it down eventually put he still had it up on his Twitter for quite some time

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Pigpenlordofdirt 3 points ago +3 / -0

There was a guy I played with who was named Obama. I ask what Obama's last name was and he said "War Criminal"

Best response ever

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Triptrop702 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad to see I am not the only one playing this game.

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KekVult 2 points ago +2 / -0

I took a screenshot of am actual game I played, but couldn't post it on here

It kept claiming that I needed to post an image...even though I did

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GreekFreakFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stick it through an image host site like kekpe.pe or imgflip and use the resulting inage link and post it that way.

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iroquoispliskin 2 points ago +3 / -1

John Miller is the imposter!

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sad because I'm living off a mobile hotspot with terrible coverage.

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The_Devil_Monkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Toppest KeK.

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Unhappymeal 2 points ago +3 / -1

Top shelf kek delivered.

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NaughtLightly 2 points ago +2 / -0

The black one gets voted out first almost always

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zaku 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are a lot of Trump supporters in Among Us from my experience with the game. It is amazing!

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A_Triggered_NPC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone def sus. Except Orange. He’s safe

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pedewithweed 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can vouch for 45, I saw him making America great again

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mortymbg13 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is gold!

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ConstitutionNailedIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

My 7 y/o loves that game, lol

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is fantastic!

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559throw 0 points ago +1 / -1

Oh goddamnit not this fucking shit. I am so fucking tired of seeing these stupid memes everywhere