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Gretchen - spread (media.thedonald.win) SUPER SPREADER
posted ago by Tazmanian +4557 / -0
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Ithrowawaay 619 points ago +621 / -2

Super spreader, confirmed.

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deleted 165 points ago +166 / -1
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Based_in_Space 78 points ago +79 / -1

lol, oh the irony

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LandOfLiberty 57 points ago +58 / -1

We have the best underrated comments, folks.

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murderhornet 25 points ago +26 / -1

She looks a little reptilian.

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dumdumexpress 17 points ago +18 / -1

She looked 35 in High School.

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Rainman 5 points ago +6 / -1

Uhhh girls who take it in the ass age quickly

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getkek 15 points ago +17 / -2

This entire thread is absolutely savage.

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ReptilianLawGiver 4 points ago +6 / -2

She's not really with us, but she does follow our edicts..

Behold My Glory! Now cut the tip off. That's right, just the tip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1cfLR-5mco

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Chopblock 25 points ago +26 / -1

But, Whitmer locked up a whole state in a prison shower and fucked everybody in the ass when they bent over to pick up the sanitizer.

Advantage: Whitless

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 68 points ago +69 / -1

No wonder they wanted to kidnap & tap dat ass...🍑💥🍆

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deleted 35 points ago +35 / -0
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deleted 23 points ago +34 / -11
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deleted 14 points ago +14 / -0
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deleted 0 points ago +7 / -7
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IsraeliSpyCamToilet 8 points ago +9 / -1

Did someone need my services?

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win-o-matic 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Nobody snuggles with Max Power... you STRAP YOURSELF IN AND FEEL THE Gs!!!!"

... oh wait you said 'Max Hardcore.' My bad.

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Brucesky420 35 points ago +35 / -0

Stretchin' Gretchin might be one of the best nicknames I've ever heard for a chick who gets around

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Cyphr 16 points ago +16 / -0

Is it wrong to want to fuck a tyrant in the ass?

Asking for a friend...

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ReptilianLawGiver 12 points ago +12 / -0

It will make you unclean. So Sayeth I.

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Fauxcahantos 4 points ago +4 / -0

let's be honest, she does have a nice rack, I know everyone has seen her in that blue dress with one of her nips poking through. While we're at it let's just admit AOC has a nice rack too.

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Tunawater -4 points ago +1 / -5

AOC is a smoke show. Bat shit crazy, but quite a tasty thing.

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WeShldBeAble2OwnRPGs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reminds me of 'Ol' Guzzledick' who I knew in college

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Winston_Smith84 20 points ago +20 / -0

Dank!!

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MAGANYficent 21 points ago +21 / -0

I think you meant stank...

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defroach84 9 points ago +10 / -1

Did he mean rank?

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American-stormcloak 9 points ago +10 / -1

Not sure. Let's ask frank

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lovemylibs 20 points ago +21 / -1

The dank stank sank in the tank is what I told lanky Hank at the bank when he asked about Blumenthal's rank in regards to the wank and the yank of the crank.

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HCQaddict -2 points ago +0 / -2

Now I have you to thank!

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buzzly6 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did somebody say, "Skank"?

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TheTuckerDiaries 14 points ago +14 / -0

Came here to post this and ended up upvoting and getting back to my festivities. Love this place

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Useful_Vidiots 259 points ago +260 / -1

100% confirmed.

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TrollToll 126 points ago +126 / -0

100% confirmed story.

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YUNG_GUAC 91 points ago +91 / -0

Can confirm 100%.

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Necrovoter 61 points ago +61 / -0 (edited)

Snopes has it as "Mixture"

"While Randy Andy did tap Stretchin' Gretchen's ass, it wasn't done IN Forest Hills Central High School."

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/whitmer-backdoor-benefits

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Wtf_socialismreally 28 points ago +28 / -0

You fucking got me with that URL

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win-o-matic 1 point ago +2 / -1

Verdict: TRUE

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ZacPetkanas 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm not ashamed to admit I followed the URL. I wanted it to be real!

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buzzly6 6 points ago +6 / -0

Although, he did pass through a forest on the way to his final destination.

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zer0fuksg1v3n 3 points ago +3 / -0

I clicked it

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BathouseBarry 23 points ago +23 / -0

100% confirmed. She and I shared showers.

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No_More_BS_01 10 points ago +11 / -1

Did the curtains match the drapes?

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PhilipeNegro 14 points ago +14 / -0

The 80s was still big bush territory - imagine what her crack looked like?

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No_More_BS_01 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes mine was a rhetorical question. No need to ask when they're brunette. Who's ever heard of a brunette with a blonde bush? That's like a liger. It probably exists but it looks all wrong when you see it.

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KuhlooKuhlay 10 points ago +10 / -0

in size maybe

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leakmouth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Muh not exonerated

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T2R0U2M0P 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wow, that's like triple anonymous sources so that means it's extra true!

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Hillarys_Diaper 44 points ago +49 / -5 (edited)

Honestly She looks like she takes it up the ass. Not even trying to be mean. She looks like a spicy slut.

10,000,000 Sluts = 1,000,000 Gretchens = 1 Kamala = .5 Non Lesbian Hillary Clintons

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goodatlife123 19 points ago +19 / -0

=0.00025 marina abromovic's

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mewman30 17 points ago +17 / -0

=0.666 RBGs. Let her eat baby parts in hell!

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guitarmastershredder 7 points ago +7 / -0

Let the babies eat her parts until the end of eternity

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mewman30 4 points ago +5 / -1

It will be ironic as the babies that must go to hell eat her in hell

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 3 points ago +3 / -0

I really can't imagine that any baby would go to hell.

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GoodGeotus2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dante Alighieri Would approve.

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ReptilianLawGiver 1 point ago +1 / -0

We gave him some great ideas.

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 18 points ago +18 / -0 (edited)

1 ∞ THOTS 💃🏻 = mortal enemies of KEK 🐸

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Winston_Smith84 13 points ago +13 / -0

Math checks out. Theorem confirmed.

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KuhlooKuhlay 10 points ago +10 / -0

she looks like kind of girl where the ass might smell better

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drsowells1fan 4 points ago +4 / -0

She should have had a tummy tuck when she went under the knife on the face. Thick protruding gut. Very disrespectful.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 33 points ago +34 / -1 (edited)

I haven't seen Stretchin Gretchen deny it, so . . .

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that_sound 23 points ago +23 / -0

"NOT EXONERATED!"

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RyanT282 7 points ago +7 / -0

Governor Whitmer, do you disavow the Stretchin'? Disavow!

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

When will you disavow Stretchin?

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Cyphr 4 points ago +4 / -0

She won't disavow, she will instead double-down...

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SlannMagePriest 2 points ago +2 / -0

she’ll do double something else nudge nudge

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BlackLiesMatter 21 points ago +21 / -0

I was there

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9secpan 23 points ago +23 / -0

You ain't black if you weren't there.

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Necrovoter 25 points ago +25 / -0

If you were there, parts of you may be brown.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 8 points ago +8 / -0

wow

top kek

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SlannMagePriest 17 points ago +17 / -0

Bottom kek

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GoodGeotus2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn !!! This thread is ass deep in rich content!

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Theannihilatrixx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Balls deep in dank content, I tell you!

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SlannMagePriest 1 point ago +1 / -0

And then some!

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BeanieBeanTX 6 points ago +6 / -0

As in BROWN crayon!

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buzzly6 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let me see the Tootsee Roll

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buzzly6 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guessing that crack would be whack if you were black.

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JudicialDredd 14 points ago +14 / -0

Evan? Can we get fact check? Evan? EVAN?!?!

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Magamenow 15 points ago +15 / -0

Crack check

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RyanT282 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hunter Biden enters chat

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SlannMagePriest 2 points ago +2 / -0

He heard there was gonna be some boofing

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crack in the crack.

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South_Florida_Guy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Big Mike said we don't have time for fact checking!

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Im_Not_Rattled 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have to vote for it first before you can fact check it. -Nancy Pelosi

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WindsOfWinter 217 points ago +218 / -1

I spoke with anonymous sources close to Gretchen and they confirmed this story to be true, on condition of anonymity.

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JovialKlutz 93 points ago +93 / -0

Sources familiar with Gov. Gretchen's thinking state that she would absolutely get banged in the ass by the entire football team in high school.

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tombombadil 16 points ago +16 / -0

At the same time.

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fkn_lost_my_password 3 points ago +3 / -0

30 football players in the ass at once = 1 Big Mike

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lurkwellmyfriends 40 points ago +40 / -0

Are they familiar with her thinking, or with her ass?

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WindsOfWinter 30 points ago +30 / -0

My sources said they were only familiar with her thinking and reputation, because they had been told not to stick their dick in crazy.

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Pearls_Swine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha you beat me to that

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FakeNametag 21 points ago +21 / -0

She thinks with her ass. You can figure out the rest...

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 8 points ago +8 / -0

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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ReptilianLawGiver 1 point ago +1 / -0

How much mana did you have to use to achieve your feat?

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Cyphr 2 points ago +2 / -0

... they are one and the same...

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Blurpy 15 points ago +15 / -0

I can confirm this statement, as stone cold fact.

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UnoriginalNickname 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ricky and Andy did not remain anonymous.

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Darth_Vader 2 points ago +2 / -0

STUNNING AND BRAVE

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 9 points ago +9 / -0

As we all know, anonymous sources are 100% undeniable scientific proof.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 179 points ago +181 / -2

I think this is the ultimate 25 year class reunion trump card.

"I own multiple homes, vacation in the south of France, and plan to retire in five years"

"Oh yea? I used to raw dog the Governor in the poop chute."

"Damn. I bow before your greatness."

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ToPede 16 points ago +16 / -0

Why would someone brag about hitting rock bottom?

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BasedRedPillZeus 16 points ago +16 / -0

😂🙌🏻🇺🇸

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GodEmporerTrump 109 points ago +111 / -2

She looks 100% like she got gaped by Tyrone lol

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Spirit_matter 45 points ago +47 / -2

Chad, Tyrone and Jamal all took a shot.

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GulagDweller 24 points ago +25 / -1

Chad, Tyrone, Jamal and Broom Stick!

Super Spreader Stretcher Gretchin, tapped more than Big Mike!

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 7 points ago +8 / -1

Don't forget Chang. He gaped that ass as well.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 6 points ago +7 / -1

Chang knows the way to Brownsville!

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YUNG_GUAC 31 points ago +31 / -0

Governor Goatse Whitmer.

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KingOfChicag0 3 points ago +3 / -0

FC Approved!

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deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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GodEmperorUSA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Now she's trying to fuck Michigan in the ass.

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DoesItWorkAlready 7 points ago +7 / -0

As /pol/ would say, "Made for BBC"

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MrJugsMcBulge 66 points ago +67 / -1

Better check with Snopes!

While it is true that Andy’s friend used to bang Gretchen Whitmer in the ass - and that her nickname was Stretchin’ Gretchen - it’s not true that she did ass to mouth

Verdict - False

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 21 points ago +21 / -0

Crazy eyes - True

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 13 points ago +13 / -0

Snopes: An ass is a horse-like mammal. Technically she was fucked in her anus, not her ass.

Verdict: FALSE

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DeltaTango 4 points ago +4 / -0

While it's been verified that Whitmer took a pounding harder than an Iraqi oil field, there have no been measurements of Whitner's derriere before or after, therefore it's unclear how much stretching occurred.

Verdict - False

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BidensHairyLega 54 points ago +56 / -2

Hope he Donkey Punched her while driving it home.

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Bowery1 21 points ago +21 / -0

then she ate a chili dog.

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Sumarongi 14 points ago +15 / -1

followed by a Hot Carl

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KingOfChicag0 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cleveland Steamer!

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Oda_nicullah 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oof

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Bowery1 9 points ago +10 / -1

followed up with a Dirty Sanchez

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 4 points ago +4 / -0

And an Alabama Hot Pocket

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RackOps 3 points ago +3 / -0

And a Bill Cosby Sweater.

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SlannMagePriest 2 points ago +2 / -0

I regret looking that up...

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KingOfChicag0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rusty Trombone!

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reee777 3 points ago +3 / -0

"ate"

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john_smokin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Listening to John mellencamp

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Blurpy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Word on the street was that she was the pivot-girl at a frat house circle jerk in college. I can NOT confirm that past 60 - maybe 70, percent.

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tombombadil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which is pretty much 100% sooo.. fact check: true!

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Hillarys_Diaper 5 points ago +6 / -1

lmao I hate you!!!!~! 🤣😂😂😂... How you know bout donkey punching?! thats rare.

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BidensHairyLega 3 points ago +3 / -0

30 years in the Military.

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jtlovin 47 points ago +48 / -1

She got gapped out by an alpha Chad Trump supporter most likely.... No wonder her husband wants to go fishing all the time, he doesn't feel anything when he hits it, like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 8 points ago +8 / -0

He likes to go fishing because she has worms.

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bucknutties 40 points ago +41 / -1

I mean, that’s how you become governor right? lol

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D_Plainview 47 points ago +48 / -1

It’s how Obama became president so yeah

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BasedRedPillZeus 9 points ago +10 / -1

Hussein loves the pene

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that_sound 26 points ago +26 / -0

Kamala Harris leaves the chat.

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morphagent 7 points ago +7 / -0

Classic.

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buckeyebased1966 35 points ago +36 / -1

Ask ANYBODY who went to Michigan State in the 90's...this is NO JOKE she took on half the MSU football team...

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LordYugemongus 14 points ago +14 / -0

What about the other half?

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Parlangua 14 points ago +14 / -0

They took her on

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LordYugemongus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Eeeewww

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Maga_Factory 31 points ago +33 / -2

Stop trying to make me like her.

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Nomoralcompass89 20 points ago +21 / -1

Don't let that be what takes you leaning left. There are conservative women that enjoy shooting, can drive manual trans vehicles and will let you put it in the poop chute on Saturday night. Be patient and youll find one.

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ThirteenPercenter 8 points ago +9 / -1

LOL why is it always Saturday night? Not that I’m complaining.

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side_o_beef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Work during the week, Friday you’re tired AF, Sunday the week is starting, but I’m Saturday night she’s ready and up for it

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TrumpCardUpMySleeve 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can confirm

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No_More_BS_01 27 points ago +34 / -7

She was a milf before she locked down her state. Now she's a milk!

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GibsonDawg 34 points ago +37 / -3

What the hell are you talking about? She looks like Bruce Jenner in need of an epi pen.

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Qanonmilf 8 points ago +10 / -2

Can confirm. Not a MILF

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AngryDonut 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAHAHAHAHA

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NADSAQ 24 points ago +25 / -1

BUZZ, YOUR GIRLFRIEND! WOOF!

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AlphaNathan 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hey isn't that from that movie starring Donald Trump?

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blackkit27 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nope Trump was in Home Alone 2, that line was from the original Home Alone.

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AlphaNathan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, thanks friend!

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Sumarongi 20 points ago +21 / -1

I imagine her having teeth on her vagina

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Sumarongi 6 points ago +7 / -1

Damn. They’ve made a bio-pic already?

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's Crooked Hillary.

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Scroon 6 points ago +7 / -1

Milf? In all seriousness, you need to reevaluate your sexual perceptual parameters, fellow pede.

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Free-Ninety-Nine 3 points ago +4 / -1

In Minecraft

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jsphere256 24 points ago +25 / -1

OP stretches the truth

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Jcmeyer5 8 points ago +8 / -0

I see what you did there. Orange arrow!

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testingonetwothree 21 points ago +21 / -0

REEEEEE!!!!! sex is rape!!!!!!!

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YUNG_GUAC 17 points ago +17 / -0

She continues to spread her loose butthole lockdown policies on the citizens of Michigan.

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IamACuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Loose... Butthole... It's all starting to make sense

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deleted 16 points ago +18 / -2 (edited)
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ProdigalSon1997 1 point ago +1 / -0

not really in my opinion. i think there was a different type of liberalism back then. but yeah, before modern liberalism was a thing

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Cyphr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Snopes: liberalism is both a mental disorder (living in an ideological fantasy world) AND a learning disability (cannot admit ideology is ever wrong, so cannot learn from mistakes, and are condemned to endlessly repeat them).

Verdict: false.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD -6 points ago +4 / -10

She was pretty dang kawaii, still is when she does her makeup right ngl, eg at the State of the State address HOLY WOW DADDY LIKE...they do a thing where they make her loook like an angry witch, not sure but maybe her makeup chick is a crypto 'pede lol

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LibDestroyer5000 17 points ago +17 / -0

She looks like a sack filled with soap bars.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Less donkeys, more corn amirite

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Ithrowawaay 9 points ago +10 / -1

That has to be the least flattering dress imaginable.

Tuck in that beer gut under some spanx FFS.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD -3 points ago +3 / -6

You can keep your anemic bulimic supermodels, I like em regular gal size yum yum

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Ithrowawaay 7 points ago +8 / -1

To each their own, but showcasing that big ole gut isn’t doing her any favors.

Her belly button is practically yelling at me to feed it.

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Frihet 2 points ago +2 / -0

People aren't supposed to be fat. It's not healthy, normal, natural, or positive.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +2 / -1 (edited)

She's not fat, she's just big boned

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Sixty2ndAssassin 13 points ago +13 / -0

Superspreader flair lololololol my sides!

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A_Russian_Wall 12 points ago +12 / -0

Still more believable than anything on CNN.

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DJT_MFer 12 points ago +12 / -0

By now she can fit in the Dallas Cowboys

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aangler100 12 points ago +12 / -0

Someone needs to get this to 4chan.

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Tazmanian [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Agreed. You volunteering?

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nmipede 11 points ago +11 / -0

Recall effort resumes in a couple of days.

https://www.recallwhitmer.com/

An existing recall effort is now valid, it was put on hold, believing the first one would prevail. The previous recall's organizer apparently embezzled money from the other effort and it was pulled at the last hour.

Everyone who wants her recalled needs to sign this petition, the other one is invalid.

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Seak 10 points ago +10 / -0

Gretchen Gaper

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wartooth6 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sources familiar with Whitmers ass's thinking have confirmed the reports

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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icanhazaspergers 9 points ago +9 / -0

#BelieveAllRickys

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tacomeatz 9 points ago +9 / -0

I believe Ricky.

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Eatinglue 8 points ago +8 / -0

My best friend in college dated a girl who would only take it in the ass because “she was saving herself” for her husband. Kid. You. Not.

Women as a rule should not govern. Their hamster logic blows my mind.

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HCQaddict 1 point ago +1 / -0

I went to school with a goth girl who was the pastor's daughter in middle school. Same story! That was around Y2K when I was in middle school.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 8 points ago +8 / -0

If you’re trying to make me like her, it’s not gonna work.

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aangler100 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kind of like Kahamala I guess? Are all the Democrat women like that?

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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HCQaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got any regeneron? I got HCQ. Let's trade.

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deleted 6 points ago +7 / -1
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HCQaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

100:1 hcq to regeneron? Please?! C'mon man, I need it!!!! It's all I got until my next covid stimulus checks come in! I'm jonesing!

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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HCQaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

I cooked all that out in my bathtub, don't worry!

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Indianapede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not bad here. Why does she look like a tranny now?

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ProdigalSon1997 2 points ago +2 / -0

liberalism makes ugly colors show

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Pelosi_Halitosis 6 points ago +7 / -1

Could you even imagine how prolapsed?

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Nrdrsr 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can confirm this because I am the friend

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TheMutualist 5 points ago +5 / -0

GRETCHEN is stretchin and flexin but her rules are goddamn perplexin'.

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GEOTUSMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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CovfefeVideo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fill that seat!

-Gretchen Whitmer

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bukkake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit! ROFL

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BSnatch 5 points ago +5 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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captn_crunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Stretchin" Gretchen?

Whoa baby, she digs DAP?

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Dilaudid 4 points ago +4 / -0

When you type her name into google, "Stetchin Gretchen" is the first autosuggest LMAO

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Thundermark 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Stetchin' Gretchen" "Ass Valedictorian" "Up-the-Pooper Trooper"

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women_for_trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

A business associate of my husband's went to Michigan State with her. She was a couple of years older than him but he remembers her because she was a greeter. Which meant she would show incoming freshmen around the campus. My husband asked what she was like back then. He said he didn't pay any attention to her because she was fat. Harsh. But honest.

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lurkwellmyfriends 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm sorry, but "Ricky" and "Andy" don't sound like anonymous sources to me - and as we all know only stories that come from anonymous sources are legit.

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aangler100 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think the Michigan Courts want in on that action.....

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EthelMayPotter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plz someone put this on a poster and walk around the lesbo March in DC

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

S T R E T C H I N '. G R E T C H E N.

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Thundermark 3 points ago +3 / -0

And now she's peggin' MI.

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DropGat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now she is Fucking a whole State

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MagaTex20 2 points ago +2 / -0

And she doesn't even have the goddamn common courtesy to give Michigan a reach around!

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cuntard 3 points ago +5 / -2

My mother always used to say if you look hard enough you can find the good in someone and what's better than a chick that likes it in the pooper?

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IsrorOrca 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jesus she had crazy eyes back then.