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stripperlover 1334 points ago +1334 / -0

ILL TAKE THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED FOR 1000, ALEX

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 664 points ago +664 / -0

THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY

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fluffykitten 455 points ago +455 / -0

THIS IS LIBRARY

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Guac_Bowl_Merchant 159 points ago +159 / -0

Top kek!

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 128 points ago +128 / -0

And everyone clapped!!!

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SexualTyrannosaurus 59 points ago +59 / -0

even all the stupid bastards!

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bigdickhangsright 25 points ago +25 / -0

Jazz hands please

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gawd-emperor 20 points ago +20 / -0

THAT BUBBA NOOSE WAS WHITE!!

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SpezsChinHasPoohGoo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Came here for this.

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Era_Extrana 144 points ago +144 / -0

Xir, this is a Wendy's

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definitelyright 76 points ago +76 / -0

BURN IT DOWN

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Impressive-Length 91 points ago +91 / -0

I have a similar story. My wife and I filled out our mail in ballots. Then I dropped them off inside the post office. A few days later, we received texts that the ballots had been received and the signatures had been verified. The end.

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john_smokin 40 points ago +40 / -0

Wow, that's right out of a movie!

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SpezsChinHasPoohGoo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Kêk.

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SimpleJack 29 points ago +29 / -0

You left out the part where everyone waiting in line at the post office suddenly burst into song, began dancing in unison-- emphasis on jazz hands-- then, all the local wildlife gathered 'round and danced alongside and god looked down and declared, "all is good".

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KickingPugilist 9 points ago +9 / -0

Until they were engulfed in flames.

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TRUMPets 3 points ago +3 / -0

Underrated comment

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 4 points ago +4 / -0

This was such a moving story, I'm crying right now.

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ripley88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have you sold the rights to that story yet?

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Norma_Bates 3 points ago +3 / -0

If there wasn't slow clapping involved... It didn't happen.

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a_wise_shiba_inu 49 points ago +49 / -0

EVERYONE CLAPPED

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worksof0zymandias 40 points ago +40 / -0

Jeb was there. "Please clap."

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No_More_BS_01 14 points ago +14 / -0

Then Beto jumped up on a table and started saying historic(ly dumb) things.

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DanIsSwell 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ralph Northam and Justin Trudeau were there, in black face. Joe Biden was there and verified they’re both black.

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LordYugemongus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Guac Bowls all around Butigege still eats like an animal

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KickingPugilist 5 points ago +5 / -0

While riding a skateboard screaming "Hell Yeah we're coming for your AR-15s!"

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Puppetbones 2 points ago +2 / -0

AR-14's *

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magafren 8 points ago +8 / -0

well one kid did...peter pescadero.... he has a learning disability

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Trump2024 47 points ago +47 / -0

THIS IS PATRICK

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ChrisSuperDude 9 points ago +9 / -0

Patrick, no... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!

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JeremiahKassin 4 points ago +4 / -0

And my axe!

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cook_does 26 points ago +26 / -0

RIBRARY

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PrecisionStrike 18 points ago +18 / -0

Nah, that happened and it was legendary.

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Agent_Bhaal 4 points ago +4 / -0

No this is Patrick.

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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LugNuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perfect.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS IS SIMPLE DUTCH BAKERY

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Joesf23 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lolol I totally forgot based asian student."Hey hey HEY!!!!....this is library."

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heyhay83 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump should totally enter a rally to this!

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GeorgeOhwell 41 points ago +41 / -0

This sounds closer to FAGA country to me

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prayinpede 29 points ago +29 / -0

Someone should put Trump 2020 stickers on the mail boxes so during the.next riot they left will continue to destroy themselves

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LordYugemongus 5 points ago +5 / -0

This guy 4D chess-es ☝️

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SimpleJack 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is masked MAGA country

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ZeroDeltaTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT THIN CLOTH MASKS SUDDENLY ACQUIRING MAGICAL ANTIVIRAL POWERS

IT READS LIKE A SCREENPLAY WHERE EVERYONE IS WEARING A MASK, YET FOR SOME ODD REASON THEY THINK IT'S COOL AND CHIC AND HIP

DID I MENTION EVERYONE WAS MASKED

THEY ALL CLAPPED FOR OLD PEOPLE. YEAH RIGHT. THEN THEY ASKED FOR WORDS OF WISDOM AND ALL SAT AROUND IN A CIRCLE LISTENING AS THE OLD PEOPLE SPOKE. THE END

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 229 points ago +229 / -0

They even put in the clapping!!!! Lololol

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DisgustedByMisleadia 134 points ago +134 / -0

Yeah, I was about to post:

And then everyone clapped.

But, they beat me to it.

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Adhal 17 points ago +17 / -0

Unfortunately a bout of ptsd kicked in and half the group angrily shouted at the clappers to please use jazz hands instead

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RocketSprocket 8 points ago +8 / -0

HaHaHa I remember the clapping is offensive era. I hope nobody in Portland is unwoke enough to actually clap.

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2KEK_Chigurh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Point of personal privilege point of personal privilege, please keep the clapping down you bastards, I yield the floor

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RocketSprocket 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mic check, mic check. Where is my safe space?

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Silencemennow 4 points ago +4 / -0

They forgot to end it with a freeze frame.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's so 70's.

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DonaldTheWhite 51 points ago +51 / -0

Forgot Albert Einstein showing up and showering everyone with $100% bills

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 52 points ago +52 / -0

"and then my wife told me she didn't need her boyfriend anymore because I'm enough man for her, now!"

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plastic_Strawman 34 points ago +34 / -0

"And her kids looked at me and said 'Now I wish you were my real daddy!'"

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 23 points ago +23 / -0

You win! Lol

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Yheymos 21 points ago +21 / -0

It should have been jazz hands. Clapping is offensive and could trigger people now.

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VariableFactor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please clap.

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

There has to be the "and everyone clapped" moment for these tards to believe it.

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PyroSphere 128 points ago +128 / -0

That's a load of raging horseshit:

  1. That's MAGA country, it's patrolled night and day.

  2. Dems couldn't coordinate a handjob, much less anything beyond grunting. Forget any sort of Dutch Rudder.

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Trump2024 43 points ago +43 / -0

Funny thing about that. I grew up in a mostly Dutch town in the 70's. To us it meant that while giving a blowjob the Dutch chick would stick her thumb up your ass and with an open hand wiggle her hand between your buttcheeks mimicking a rudder. Imagine my disappointment when I heard there was another definition that was more widely known.

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PyroSphere 44 points ago +44 / -0 (edited)

That's hilarious, it sounds like something Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon would do with each other.

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Trump2024 24 points ago +24 / -0

To let you in on a little family secret, Don Lemon's grandmother was Dutch.

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PyroSphere 40 points ago +40 / -0

Well, I'll be Amsterdamned!!!

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Trump2024 11 points ago +11 / -0

And I'm a bit musky in my netherlands!

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PyroSphere 8 points ago +8 / -0

It only takes tulips to ask for soap, fren. 🌷🌷

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Helloooooo, Vanderbilt too!

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TommyLasordasBallBag 21 points ago +22 / -1

TheFuckIJustRead.png

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Anaconda 6 points ago +6 / -0

We are gonna need more confirmation from Dutch pedes to confirm this.

To Dutch pedes: do your women really like sticking fingers in their partner's ass and vice versa?

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President_Sanders 6 points ago +6 / -0

Euro chicks are always sticking fingers in butts.

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LordYugemongus 7 points ago +7 / -0

DisgustedClintEastwood.gif

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE 8 points ago +8 / -0

Patrolled night and day lmfao 🤣 😂

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Oskar 7 points ago +7 / -0
  1. More than half of the people with him voted for Trump
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CisSiberianOrchestra 53 points ago +53 / -0

And everyone clapped.

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ilovetrump2 35 points ago +35 / -0

Clap you stupid bastards!

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ArchbishopofKekistan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dammit. He was talking to the Air Force, and I was Air Force at the time, so... Claps

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Redked 19 points ago +19 / -0

Or has the clap.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Probably won't go or will forget to vote. Then she will blame "boomers" and "racists" for re-electing Trump.

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JoeBidensDentures 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget the chuds.

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zipodk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hilarious that was actually in this tripe

Let's vote for a commie pedo and then write fanfiction about it

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FuckTheOtherSide 42 points ago +42 / -0

It reads like a joke with no punch line.

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Litterboxer1 9 points ago +9 / -0

that's exactly what I was thinking

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Toughsky_Shitsky 40 points ago +42 / -2 (edited)

Right? .. but that would be a $200 clue.

Leftard hope porn fiction to further muh blue wave narrative and get green haired trannies off their mom's basement couch to vote.

Look at all the useless plebbit awards from ShariaBlew, Iranians, and the chicom click farms ... Pathetic attempt at astroturfing.

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Deaduponaviral 9 points ago +9 / -0

Those awards are like medals awarded to generals working under a dictator: intrinsically worthless.

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QueenMAGA 39 points ago +39 / -0

I'm picturing like the Kim Klacik ad where the all woman walking down the street and keep joining her until there's a huge crowd, except in this version they look like antifa out of uniform

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Krig2 14 points ago +14 / -0

The unwashed soyboys

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FL2PC72LE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm picturing 4 losers striding along like they're Buckaroo Banzai and friends.

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NvJohansson 22 points ago +22 / -0

They literally made the 1984 mask a way of identifying with each other. Just fucking wow.

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DaLaohu 14 points ago +14 / -0

In Leftist Lockdowner heads it is. But even on the anti-lockdown subreddits, there's alot of leftists against masks and lockdowns. The frustration against masks and lockdowns is bipartisan.

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ScrewReddit 22 points ago +22 / -0

Fun fact: North Portland is where they built the first prototypes of politically delusional Redditors.

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NomadicKrow 19 points ago +19 / -0

Bro, it happened. They were all Trump votes.

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Rainman 18 points ago +18 / -0

Oregon ballots aren't even out yet so this is 100% FICTION

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Threesixnine 14 points ago +14 / -0

they actually are and should be all out by mon but BS it is as a quick search for voter drop boxes in the area brings up no results

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firestorm117 18 points ago +18 / -0

I dunno, if they added "we touched tips before going our seperate ways" I'd have believed it then.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, pressed their masked lips against each other and ran their finger through their lime green hair. THEN it would have been believable

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Pissedoffamerican 12 points ago +12 / -0

😂🤣🤪😂🤣

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idindudat 7 points ago +7 / -0

So....did everyone clap?

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Lolomfgisuck 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol, they even clapped... to funny

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Journey95 3 points ago +6 / -3

These people are so fucking pathetic lol

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conservatarian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Signs of Mental Illness for $800.

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trockr 5 points ago +5 / -0

Man that would be the most pathetic made up story ever.

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DanIsSwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s so cringe! Some cuck’s been watching too many Pepsi commercials.

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OGcentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’LL TAKE HELICOPTER SQUADRONS AT 1000FT, AUGUSTO

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MeSewCorny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was right about to say the same thing.

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Autismo 1 point ago +1 / -0

This id the kind of gay shit that they fantasize about...picturing themselves as some kind of heroes for being the most mundane, unthinking drones. Pathetic.

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Sigma 569 points ago +570 / -1

Unfortunate that he skipped the scene where Nazis jumped out of unmarked vans while yelling "Nein nein nein!".

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LiterallyKaiser 270 points ago +270 / -0

Suddenly a pickup truck of dudes with arms the size of legs came around the corner, and the men all started yelling "this is MAGA country" as they ripped the hijabs off all of the migrant wymxn.

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Dumdum 76 points ago +76 / -0

This👆

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Buce-Nudo 13 points ago +13 / -0

But all I can picture is this.

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Pearls_Swine 49 points ago +49 / -0

At that point, I knew I had to step in. I approached the racists and, with the burning passion of a million suns, shouted "Nazis go home! Nazis go home!". They were left stunned, speechless, and scared. They immediately bolted and everyone clapped.

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Hijinx81 26 points ago +26 / -0

Turning to my friend zack who just became a beautiful woman last year looked at each and in a jinx moment we said , “hate has no home here!” We laughed, we cried for our bravery, then we got a soy Mika latte.

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aaafirefly123 11 points ago +11 / -0

Later that night, I got to watch Zach get plowed by Tyrone. It was a good night.

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redgreenyellowblu 7 points ago +7 / -0

That is..until I asked permission from Tyrone to get my buttplug from my toychest and saw it had been defaced with a poo swastika.

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meals23 31 points ago +31 / -0

Suddenly, ninjas, thousands of em

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sackofwisdom 7 points ago +7 / -0

They even slipped Trump-colored candy into peoples pockets!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtR2m20C2YM

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ilovetrump2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Or was it proud boys?

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KekistanPM 10 points ago +10 / -0

I know people in my blue city who actually believe this can happen.

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I-am-but-an-egg 32 points ago +32 / -0

Yep, needed a chase scene

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DisgustedByMisleadia 15 points ago +15 / -0

And explosions. Lots of explosions.

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Buttfart88 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was thinking more of a west side story style dance fight

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I-am-but-an-egg 4 points ago +4 / -0

That would have been epic! “The group coordinated finger snaps to fight fascism and Nazism”

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BoatingAccident 15 points ago +15 / -0

FUCK THAT'S THE BEST PART THEN CHUCK NORRIS JUMPS OUT OF THE BUSHES AND KICKED THE NAZI'S IN THE GROINS!

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 11 points ago +11 / -0

I KNEW THE BUSHES WERE IN ON THIS!

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MakeAmericaLegendary 4 points ago +5 / -1

Isn't Chuck Norris a Trump supporter?

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UPplNoALotBoutTrucks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, but Trump supporters aren't nazis, so why can't he kick their groins?

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flashersenpai 8 points ago +8 / -0

lul

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dissin_nips 4 points ago +4 / -0

And then he quipped, “Not today, you Trumpster Nazis!!” before he easily evaded them by placing a bicycle in front of their vehicle. While wearing a mask. With an undercurrent of steel resolve.

And then all the different ethnicities clapped.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 514 points ago +514 / -0

Real scene: I went to the Green Zebra drop off and saw a bunch of homeless people getting high. nodded to them and went home to read White Fragility and sip White Claws.

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MooseKnukl3 179 points ago +179 / -0

There ain't no laws when you drinkin claws

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The_Real_Jameson 76 points ago +77 / -1

^^^ this guy weekendgunnits.

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frank_linenhopper 30 points ago +30 / -0

sssssshhhhh

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OGcentipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jabroni

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M1919A2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shut your fucking mouth....

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The_Real_Jameson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Toes or GTFO.

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ThePatriotNitro 18 points ago +18 / -0

Sadly, I have but 1 upvote to give pede

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memelifts -48 points ago +6 / -54

I think the saying goes “there are no rules when youre drinkin white claws”, just fyi so you dont look silly next time bro

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 24 points ago +24 / -0

Why would it be that version when the other sounds so much better? If you’re right, I’m disappointed.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 19 points ago +19 / -0

take another DownJoe

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Thistriggersthelibs 15 points ago +15 / -0

I like his version better

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 10 points ago +10 / -0 (edited)

"There are no rules when you are imbibing White Claw's libations"

FTFY

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memelifts 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

You know what they say, bro! One is obliged to disregard legal regulations whilst imbibing alcoholic seltzer.

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bellcurvestrikesback 8 points ago +8 / -0

There aint no taboos when you're sippin gross brews

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Chopblock 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s ‘There ant no billion dollars ‘till you fire them prosecutors’

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Ironlabel 1 point ago +1 / -0

You would be wrong on the saying.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 21 points ago +21 / -0

You misspelled "whack off to porn hub and cry"

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Bablonis 1 point ago +1 / -0

were their eyes wet though?

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mygovisacommie 3 points ago +3 / -0

That user's whole comment history is a load of anti trump bs. They are an admitted communist and refer to capitalism as a "death cult". It's easy to see how fucked our school system is by looking at the rate it churns out retarded faggots like the person who wrote the fanfiction posted by OP.

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irspow 288 points ago +288 / -0

Oregon has voted for Democrat candidate every election since 88. Every single person in the State can vote for Biden and they will still only have the same 7 votes that they always throw democrat. Oregon is a non factor as it is already going to give their whopping 7(🤣) votes no matter how many commies vote 😀 ‘But but but we won the popular vote.’ 😢

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TrumpsWall 170 points ago +170 / -0

As an Oregonian I cry for what’s become of our state. We’ve been flooded with Californian’s for a few decades now, and Portland seems to attract every edge lord from the Midwest. The natives (not Indian) are actually pretty great people. Until recently, Oregon was a resource based economy (timber and farming) and those dudes are tough bastards. Portland really has fucked up our public image 😢

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DemElectionFraud2020 55 points ago +55 / -0

We still love you Oregon.

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Seanp12 37 points ago +37 / -0

Long live the State of Jefferson.

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Isolated_Patriot 22 points ago +22 / -0

As a native Oregonian I used to think this was a stupid ass idea. Now it would be a blessed miracle if it happened.

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shadows_of_the_mind 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’ll happily convert Puerto Rico into a state if we can make Jefferson a reality as well

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the_big_cheef 21 points ago +21 / -0

By californians do you mean fruits and nuts or illegal aliens (or both)?

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unclebobinator 12 points ago +12 / -0

There was a program awhile back, some Democratic mayor or governor or something had a program where they would get rid of the homeless in San Francisco by putting them on a bus to Portland and other cities. Soon Portland adopted a similar program, sending them out all over the place. And of course they were sent to Democratic shitholes since no way they could thrive (as much as a homeless junkie can anyway) in any Republican stronghold.

Edit: Looked it up and guess who? It was Gavin fucking Newsom who started the program when he was mayor. Giving homeless free bus tickets in order to 'solve' their homeless problem. It's like sweeping the dust under the rug. Except even less effective.

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boxmakingmachines 10 points ago +10 / -0

The natives (not Indian) are actually pretty great people

Visited PDX a couple years back and found this to be the case. Every person I met who grew up there and had roots to the area was awesome. Super nice people, always very talkative and conversational.

It's the Cali imports and Midwest edgelords which have completely fucked Portland (and most of the western seaboard) into a shithole.

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ScareCraze 3 points ago +3 / -0

Help me out. What is an edge lord? I thought most ppl who moved to Portland from the Midwest do it for the drug culture.

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rhoho1118 7 points ago +8 / -1

I got to visit the Portland area in 1997 around Thanksgiving. It was breathtaking! I was a small town 19 year old girl from the Mississippi Delta, enlisted in the Air Force, and I was in awe of the waterfalls and beautiful coastline.

I’ve always wanted to go back, but my little country ass would get in some serious trouble there these days!

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Redheadgrrl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it true that there are a shit-ton if witches and wiccans out there?

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Puppetbones 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. My neighbors are witches.

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ObjectiveReality 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sorry that every 90's kid societal reject from our state dreams of moving to Portland where they can sleep until 11 and put a bird on it.

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GrabLifeByThePussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

There needs to be some constitutional change where when a metro area gets over a certain population, it becomes its own city-state detached from the rest of the state. Maybe it gets a single senator instead of two. And the rest of the state functions as it normally would.

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Overkillengine 2 points ago +2 / -0

10% of a state's total population should be a good threshold. Portland is over 13-14% I think, and they only went super retarded relatively recently.

In comparison New York is like 40% or more, and they've been retarded for a long time.

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GrabLifeByThePussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

A percentage, that's a good way of doing it.

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have they stopped the cutting to save the endangered dick butt yet?

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BasedRedPillZeus 40 points ago +40 / -0

Oregonian here. Dropping off my ‘fuck you commies’ vote for GEOTUS today.

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kebabdrogo 18 points ago +18 / -0

Some states (I think Colorado?) have said their electoral votes will go to who wins the popular vote.

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HadEnoughInCA 23 points ago +23 / -0

So they're basically canceling their election? That shouldn't be allowed.

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Crockett 17 points ago +17 / -0

The National Popular Vote compact only kicks in once enough starts sign on to it. (Enough states such that the total population of those states makes up a majority of the US population).

I think that's what Colorado has signed up for. Unless I'm wrong about that, or they did something else, their electoral votes are still normal, for now.

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kyblugrass 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think you're right. If I'm not mistaken, even if they pass the threshold needed for the contract to become active, that would still be unconstitutional as states can't make agreements with each other without congressional approval.

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jgardner 1 point ago +1 / -0

^ this

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Bonami 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you for that info

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the_big_cheef 5 points ago +5 / -0

How is this legal? How is it even being considered?

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thisisatestof2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not yet. They have passed a “natl popular vote compact” at the state level that only goes into effect once they get a certain number of EVs.

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kebabdrogo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its on the Colorado ballot for November. So also on any mail-in ballots.

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YUUUUGETURDS 214 points ago +216 / -2

My god, do they not feel embarrassment in any way?

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KingOfThighland 72 points ago +74 / -2

Honestly, I thought that much was already obvious. Have you seen how these people present themselves in public?

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StraightWhiteCisMale 17 points ago +17 / -0

Unfortunately yes... we don’t have too many in the wild where I live.

But every time I have seen a frail white she-thing with chopped blue hair and gauge earrings... I actually feel just a shred of embarrassment FOR them.

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IHEARTGOODCOMMUNISTS 45 points ago +45 / -0

I will keep repeating this as many times as necessary:

Liberalism is a mental disorder.

So no, they do not feel embarrassment. Other than for being American.

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Nrdrsr 24 points ago +24 / -0

I WILL NOT BE REPEATING IT

I MADE FUCKING CHEESE

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cgiles98 4 points ago +4 / -0

I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful.

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NEVERSTUMPONLYTRUMP 0 points ago +1 / -1

Good grief have some faith and take a xanax friend. You cant let that level of anxiety consume you. Be prepared for sure but dont give in.

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cgiles98 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a copy pasta my guy.

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Scroon 8 points ago +8 / -0

And if you trace the root cause of that mental disorder to its essence, you actually find that it's Satanic/demonic.

A major hallmark of liberals is that they simultaneously hate themselves while also thinking that they're better than everyone else. This is the absence of love along with an over-abundance of Pride which is basically what Satan and demons are all about.

And all their problems stem from their inability to acknowledge that's what's going on in their internal fantasy world might be objectively wrong. It takes a whole lot of self-centered pride to get to that point.

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DemElectionFraud2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nope. They're delusional narcissists.

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can only assume this is a troll.

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 8 points ago +8 / -0

No because their brain hasn't move on from the infancy/child stage while their body continues to grow into the adult stage. When they reach a certain age where their body has fully developed but their brain hasn't, it's either a syndrome, mental retardation or mental illness.

In this situation, I'm going with mental illness because this retardditor was able to write well enough to formulate the scene and the plot, but added in their own fantasies and they provided the clues to indicate their mental illness.

The sad part is, there are people out there who have similar mental illness and they're encouraging each other to improve/strengthen their mental illness with words of encouragement and positive feedback.

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johnlocke1689 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are so narcissistic that they wrote a post about their own virtual signaling narcissism.

I wonder what would happen at their "protests" if conservatives start holding up mirrors and started saying "look at yourselves, this is what you've become."

I wonder how it would play out. Narcissists love everything about themselves, but how would they react if they start to actually see who they are themselves from the other view

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FreePeach4All 2 points ago +2 / -0

Narcissus or Narcissa whatever her name, she fell in love with her reflection. So prolly no, but let's try

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Journey95 0 points ago +3 / -3

No, leftists are the most pathetic people I have ever seen.

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HamburgerJung 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a race to the bottom for those fools.

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novaks47 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would require self awareness, so no, they do not.

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ObjectiveReality 2 points ago +2 / -0

They made it illegal to make fun of them.

Mods, bans, shutting down subs.

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Satou 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's funny because the guy doesn't know who the people are voting for, he just assumes they're all voting Biden, and he forgets Oregon will be blue anyway

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Beat_to_Quarters 160 points ago +160 / -0

You can't even ironically write "people started clapping" since they already wrote that part.

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PM_ME_UR_YARD_GIRL 45 points ago +45 / -0

People writing in Jeb!

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jebinahoodie.jpg

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Free-Ninety-Nine 2 points ago +2 / -0

They better not forget that exclamation mark!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 22 points ago +23 / -1

That older person's name who was clapping? Albert Einstein.

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NoahGav 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are these the same white people who clap when planes land?

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pelosis_liver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did they wear masks though?

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marsajane1949 144 points ago +144 / -0

WOW, a display of their delusion

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AlphaNathan 21 points ago +21 / -0

sir, this is a wendy's

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Pres_Trump 107 points ago +107 / -0

Fucking Cuck.

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MinneMAGA 103 points ago +103 / -0

Plot Twist: Everyone else was voting for Trump.

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AsaNisiMAGA 21 points ago +21 / -0

Came here for this. Not disappointed. ;-D

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Dckman 74 points ago +74 / -0

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahha ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE

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Useful_Vidiots 57 points ago +59 / -2

As I coined in 2006; "Politics is the New Religion".

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Ithrowawaay 20 points ago +20 / -0

Ahh yes, the religion/republic of virtue.

French did it first; fucking posers.

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Tryhardneckbeard 4 points ago +4 / -0

TO THE GUILLOTINE!!!!

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David 13 points ago +13 / -0

Liberalism is definitely a religion, they are just in denial of it.

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k614 0 points ago +1 / -1

It's scientology on steroids. There are a lot of overlapping similarities.

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_deleted_ 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

You may have thought that up, but you weren't the first. A friend of mine had this as the title of a speech in speech class in the 90s. And I'm pretty sure he got it from a comedian from the 70s.

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RahkeemTheMachine 56 points ago +56 / -0

He’s come a long way since slapping that plate of chicken nuggets out of his moms hands

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DemElectionFraud2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

To think he used to make fucking cheese, and now he's saving our country!

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Oldjeansandbelt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't mock our soldiers

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indelible 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well I guess this is growing up.

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JustTheNews 47 points ago +47 / -0 (edited)

and everybody clapped, and people just started fucking each other on the street, an italian man popped his head out the window and said LENIN LIVES AGAIN! The hardware store was giving out free hammers and everyone painted themselves red! Then Kalinka started playing and everyone knew the words! - you have to say this in the voice of the Hindenburg announcer

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ImCoreyMatthews 46 points ago +46 / -0

So everyone in this persons area is home cause of wu flu. Mail comes and delivers ballots to the neighborhood. Everyone’s bored and walks the ballot to the box. This person is an idiot even if they’re not lying.

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boxmakingmachines 30 points ago +30 / -0

Furthermore, the infatuation with masks is something else entirely. Who the fuck is proud to wear a face diaper?

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whiskey_shitz 17 points ago +17 / -0

Biden voters. It's a virtue signal for a movement based on fear

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0561 8 points ago +8 / -0

Someone posted Biden voters don't need a bumper sticker because if someone is driving alone in their car wearing a mask you already know.

I like to take my dog for walks out on a trail in the forest. You'll see people out there walking with a face diaper on even if they're like a quarter mile from anyone else. Screw that I'm out there to enjoy nature and fresh air. They'll give you dirty looks even outdoors too.

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Magaman17 44 points ago +44 / -0

This has to be the dumbest thing I've read. Everything is a pop culture reference to these morons.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." —Oscar Wilde

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FL2PC72LE 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see what you did there.

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BasedStatue 40 points ago +40 / -0

What a massive faggot

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SlipperyFire 11 points ago +11 / -0

I said almost the absolute same thing before scrolling down to read the comments. lol

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BasedStatue 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahahaha great minds think alike

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Drewniverse 34 points ago +34 / -0

Look at all the fake ass "Look at me I'm special" awards.

I'm so glad I left that cancerous shithole. TDW changed the programming for a lot of people.

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DemElectionFraud2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

Wasn't it proven that 90% of the awards on these top voted posts weren't actually "purchased" and administration just tacks it on to the posts that they want legitimize?

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Drewniverse 13 points ago +13 / -0

I really didn't know about that!!! I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if that were true. They created the award system so abusing it is 100% possible.

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Ou812ou812 25 points ago +25 / -0

Someone please photo shop an image with a large tan dumpster that these guys are putting their "votes" into.

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FlamingButBased 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's just going to be a pic of Kamala, right?! ,🤣

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UndercoverSpez 22 points ago +22 / -0

What sub?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 20 points ago +23 / -3

All of them.

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DemElectionFraud2020 14 points ago +14 / -0 (edited)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/jclwjv/just_dropped_my_vote_into_the_drop_box/

Retard Portland, of course.

PS, the comments are fucking hillarious. If I still had a reddit account I'd piss all over them.

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CherryCoke 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sweet baby Jesus those comments are great haha. I can’t wait until President Trump wins again and they have a meltdown that puts 2016 to shame.

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ColossalChungitude 5 points ago +5 / -0

I took a peek in there for shits and giggles and I can't stop laughing. It's literally every caricature/meme of lefties rolled into one big abomination. I thought people like that only existed in memes, but I was proven wrong.

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sustainable_saltmine 20 points ago +20 / -0

they just love the self-punishment of wearing a mask. I guarantee most of them are into closet S&M

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elpoePehTeW 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is a legit theory of mine!!

They love doing what they’re told to do. This face diaper nonsense is right up their alley. It has to be some sort of deep-seeded fetish for them.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plausible! Need an admitted masochists opinion.

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jarvis 18 points ago +18 / -0

Which one of you guys posted this?

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ItsRubio 18 points ago +31 / -13

Hmm. A bit over dramatic yeah but where’s the funny

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basicevent 42 points ago +42 / -0

It’s funny because they think this fake story sounds cool and righteous.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 8 points ago +8 / -0

"I dropped my ballot in. Boom. Just like that, Drumpf is done. The walls are closing in."

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ItsRubio 4 points ago +4 / -0

For sure. I was expecting it to end with “but then the old man told me he was voting trump.”

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jaubrey 26 points ago +26 / -0

I think the humor can be found in that this is pure overdramatic adolescent cringe, like making fun of that Faces of Atheism thing reddit had going on

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TheOutlawPepeWales 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dear Diary,

Today we stormed the Bastille...

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Oldjeansandbelt 3 points ago +3 / -0

In minecraft

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TheOutlawPepeWales 1 point ago +1 / -0

These leftist mobs are severely injuring and murdering people for exercising free speech, and they're not doing it in Minecraft. Meanwhile, politicians are taxing us into oblivion and doing just about everything except fulfilling their primary duty of protecting our civil liberty. I have no sympathy for these deranged lunatics, I don't care how they're stopped, and I'm not going to walk on eggshells while our fundamental rights are being systematically raped by terrorist organizations who think being offended is justification for cutting off our heads.

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Oldjeansandbelt 2 points ago +2 / -0

The commander of the Bastille surrendered his fort at the sight of the horrific Carnage his soldiers inflicted on the Parisian mob. He did it to spare the lives of the attackers.

He was killed by the very mob he surrendered to spare.

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ProudWhiteMan 15 points ago +15 / -0

The piety and devotion they show to politics. The democratic party has supplanted religion for most libtards, they have the same fervor and zealotry of religious bigots yet they decry religion as a societal evil. Blinded by their hypocrisy and their lack of self criticism they assume all minorities are there to walk step locked with their white savior. Never mind the gushing over their new religious adornment, the face mask.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

And unfortunately, this fervor is why we're always on our back foot and losing ground.

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ProudWhiteMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well their zealotry pivots their opinion to be the only righteous one to have going against their dogma creates the fervor. We lose ground because their circular logic always puts us on the defensive, kind of like how Trump is a racist in their religion so no matter how many times he denounces white supremacy won't be enough. He has to do it over and over again and they'll still ask about his hesitation or how he didn't do it when it mattered.

They're delusional you can't beat them out of their convictions all you can do is enjoy pissing them off and rubbing their faces into their hypocrisy

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MexicanBeerFlu 1 point ago +1 / -0

As an atheist, I find it hilarious that the 'enlightened party' has embraced the concept of 'origin racism' the same way that catholics embrace 'original sin.' It's a fucking religion at this point and these retards can't even see it.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also atheist. The reality is that religion exists in the human condition for a reason. A lot of people need religion in their lives. Well the left has completely rejected it and are in so deep that even if they wanted to explore religion, all their peers would scream and berate and literally attack them if they did. So they turn to their religion of politics.

They talk about 'white privilege' like it's Original Sin. And 'the right side of history' is literally stating that you are afraid of some kind of judgement against you happening after you die.

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LiterallyKaiser 10 points ago +10 / -0

Unironically voting Democrat

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BilbroNaggins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Finish reading, "bitch you always have to be such a drama queen?"

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p1smo 18 points ago +18 / -0

These people live inside their own minds, completely detached from reality.

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RetroHousewife 17 points ago +17 / -0

So they voted Trump?

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AbrahamLincoln 13 points ago +13 / -0

They probably filled out the ballot incorrectly and ended up getting their vote tossed.

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Dckman 5 points ago +5 / -0

We can only hope.

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Error404LifeNotFound 17 points ago +17 / -0

Imagine being such a weak, spineless and cowardly sack of liquid shit, that voting.. going outside to put a piece of paper in a box.. causes this kind of emotional trauma..

Also Fake as Fuck.

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sketchy_at_best 17 points ago +17 / -0

It’s a lot easier to inhale and exhale without the mask, friend.

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YUNG_GUAC 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is pathetic.

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Chestbras 16 points ago +16 / -0

These people are going to be 20x the boomer they claimed everyone was.

"Back in my days, in 2020, we were god damn heros. There was a pandemic, and I single handledly saved million of lives by wearing a mask and washing my hands."

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Keknballs 4 points ago +4 / -0

YES

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xBigCoffinHunter 15 points ago +15 / -0

Anyone remember that “Love is a Battlefield” video from back in the day? Where at the end all the prostitutes march out all defiant. This is what is going through these peoples heads.

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Keknballs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Totally 🤣

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couranto 13 points ago +13 / -0

And while holding my big black dildo in one hand, I dropped my paper ballot into the box and said, “ohhhh yeaaaah.”

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bpcpdx 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lol, I'm also in Portland. I'll go drop mine off to cancel out this dweebs vote today.

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DaoDeDickinson 12 points ago +12 / -0

Get a real religion.

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Mother_of_gains 12 points ago +12 / -0

These people are such incredible faggots

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PinkoPatrol 11 points ago +11 / -0

They literally pulled an

anD eVerYONe cLaPpEd!

How fucking lame are these people?

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SnipedYou 11 points ago +11 / -0

These people have no purpose in life.

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jaubrey 11 points ago +11 / -0

This would be better than Twilight Saga if it didn't try so hard to outdo it in pure faggotry.

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Infidel 5 points ago +5 / -0

Libtards are obsessed with movies like the Hunger Games. They think voting is like them leading a rebellion against President Snow. The Hollywood brainwashing is real

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AbrahamLincoln 11 points ago +11 / -0

Mask cult fanfiction.

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Tryhardneckbeard 4 points ago +4 / -0

He probably just finished jacking off to V for Vendetta for the umpteenth time today. Double his daily limit.

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Brute 13 points ago +13 / -0

Holy fuck, some of those replies.....

The other day I ran to the grocery store for lunch and they didn’t have the kind of bagged salad I wanted and I kind of walked uncertainly back and forth and couldn’t for the life of me settle on anything different to eat and the weight of everything else came crashing down and I nearly cried right there in the Albertsons. My boss suggested I use up some of my PTO and take the whole week of the election off no matter how it turns out and I think I’m gonna do it.

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jarvis 9 points ago +9 / -0

I can't even imagine being this fragile

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HistoryInvestigator 6 points ago +6 / -0

How did they manage to hold down a job in the first place?

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jarvis 9 points ago +9 / -0

They probably suck dicks for a living.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

All their coworkers, managers, and bosses are as pathetic as they are.

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novaks47 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't either. I look back at when I was young, and think I was a pussy, but damn, those cucks make me rethink that assessment, lmao. I was never that weak, even as a child, nor were any of my classmates. If they had to deal with anything serious, they'd fold lile paper.

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FeistyTary 10 points ago +10 / -0

And one by one they all said "TRUMP 2020"