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The_kool_mom 189 points ago +190 / -1

Parody shit post, right? Right???

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NormaJeanRocks 183 points ago +184 / -1

Have no fucking idea anymore

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xcvi 90 points ago +91 / -1

Lol if this went up on reddit I can see it being taken seriously

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truly_epic_lulz 78 points ago +78 / -0

Tons of comments like "This right here. This image is why I finally kicked my toxic best friend out of my life for supporting the monster who would do this."

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christianknight 6 points ago +6 / -0

Post it and see if they believe it. Would make red pills.

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Vonsey 46 points ago +46 / -0

This is why as a pan-sexual gender fluid pixiekin I live in fear! White surpremacy has me afraid to even go to my nearest Starbucks because I may be murdered!

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Shoe 41 points ago +41 / -0

Transgender woman of colour are literally being murdered!!!! (at lower rates than the general public)

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nanowerx 31 points ago +31 / -0

*by other black men

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sysopz 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yep, not one murdered by a Whhhhite Man this last year.

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Dashmoomoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now you are just being whhheird.

... continue reading thread?
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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 3 points ago +3 / -0

How long before they claim it’s racist because white people won’t murder trans womenz of color?

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projectarcturus1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because of prostitution and drugs.

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Fffffffff 4 points ago +4 / -0

If the biggest meaning of your life is what sex you areand what race you are.You have major problems. Stop living your life by what you identify as. And start living your life. Its like thier whole worlds revolves aroud this stuff

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Chick-Fil-A 8 points ago +8 / -0

::On election day::
"Not an american but, I can't belieeeeeve the election results!!"

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DeOppressoLiber 2 points ago +2 / -0

Literally every thread about politics on Reddit is “I’m not American but...”

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AetherSurreal 12 points ago +12 / -0

"we are under attack. I live every day in fear"

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enoughdakka 7 points ago +7 / -0

Eagerly awaiting the day they actually have reason to feel fear

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MikePlacid 61 points ago +62 / -1 (edited)

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-bans-babylon-bee-for-being-too-accurate

Facebook Bans The Babylon Bee For Being Too Accurate

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Junkevil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Facebook SWAT teams showed up at The Babylon Bee's offices and took our editors into custody for reeducation. We do not think it is going to work, as we will resist any attempts to brainwash us, and also, Mark Zuckerberg is an upstanding citizen and an important contributor to society.

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Boof_Bro 24 points ago +25 / -1

Hold on let me run this by Snopes and Politifact

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a_grassnake_01 7 points ago +7 / -0

It would be double plus good if we checked with CNN as well.

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WeekendAtRuthies007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Evan X 5!

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christosgnosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

indeed, all good tactics for boosting ones citizen in good standing score with the CCP**

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dontCensorMeBro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Evan? Can we get a fact check on this!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 6 points ago +6 / -0

He really did this, but he was having good wholesome patriotic fun.

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DemElectionFraud2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump could be heard saying

"Get him outta here! OUT OUT OUT!"

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projectarcturus1 4 points ago +4 / -0

My fucking sides! KEK

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247MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

They really hate black people that turn conservative, don't they? The replies are just literal eye cancer regarding "see you on a ventilator in 7-10 days..." God I hope most of those replies are bots...if that's really how bad most libs in person are (and not just some rando toxic twitter representation) then we need a fucking civil war to eliminate these freaks.

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ProfessorOak 1 point ago +1 / -0

NPC: Black Lives Matter! If you shoot a violent criminal in self-defence, you're a white supremacist murderer!

Also NPC: I hope that black guy catches COVID and dies because he crowd surfed at a Trump rally.

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

The original was "Trumptard lynch mob attacks Black Democrat".

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unsubd 120 points ago +120 / -0 (edited)

'Here's why Crowd-Surfing Americans are a dog whistle.'

Photo from 'Trump supporting Democratic Georgia state Rep. Vernon Jones crowd-surfs at MAGA rally without a mask as he slams 'corrupt Joe Biden' - DailyMail -- High Definition Photo reuploaded to maga.host

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PyroSphere 42 points ago +42 / -0

The groundless assertion that this man is 'crowd surfing' is preposterous. He's obviously performing the new dance called the Trump Teabag, an alpha move designed to establish dominance.

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unsubd 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sorry. I'm jUst a PriVeLeGeD mIxEd MaLe wHo ShOulD kNoW hiS PlAcE mY LibErAl oVeRloRd!

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WeekendAtRuthies007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, if he's voting for Trump, he ain't black, so I guess he's showing off his white privilege here, which makes him a white supremacist. And since he's positioned for crowdsurfing balls-down, I guess he's also showing off his dick privilege, which makes him a misogynist. And since he's not wearing a mask, that means he likes to kill old people with DA VIRUS!!!!1!!!1!!, which makes him a murderer. So what's the punishment for three such heinous crimes? Reeducation, cancellation, and deportation? Or do we just make him dress in drag with a sequined mask and read White Fragility at the Drag Queen Story Hour?

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MW23232 14 points ago +14 / -0

I was going to say, this looks like Vernon Jones, the people love him for telling the truth and supporting the President 100%. If this is real, he's having fun here with the people. He's a GA pol, didn't switch parties, as he thinks he can do more good remaining a Dem supporting the right. Tweets all the time abt it. He has gotten and gets a lot of crap by the Left, is risking re-election of course, but he gets it and it fully onboard the Trump Train.

Same (get ready for this if people haven't heard it) with Leo Terrell, the former go-to Lefty civil rights attorney that Hannity always had on as a guest, to go up against some "righty" guest he had on his show. Leo was always grumpy and the most pro-Left guy ever, then started to drift a little right ... till Biden said, "you ain't black". That did it, he flipped, joined the Trump Train, and Tweets about it CONSTANTLY. I still can't believe it.

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PinochetIsMyHero 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was going to say, this looks like Vernon Jones

That's because he is.

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HyperCarbs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Those racist white people are doing it again!

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TDAF 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're surfing him towards a tree with a noose!

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PinochetIsMyHero 6 points ago +6 / -0

Worse, toward a NASCAR garage!

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joelfarm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah!! I saw that on ‘The View’!!! Orange man bad!! Bad bad orange man!! Bad bad!!!

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 3 points ago +3 / -0

May God bless you for posting that. I've got a giant smile on my face.

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unsubd 1 point ago +1 / -0

God Bless!

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NixonChew 49 points ago +49 / -0

Sad thing when that looks like legit nyt headline.

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JudicialDredd 9 points ago +9 / -0

Deep Fake News

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Trumpstwitterfinger 49 points ago +49 / -0

Wife and I just were driving through town and stumbled across a 3 mile long, thousand person Trump parade with a Trump look a like walking in front of a black SUV. Thousands of supporters lined the street, and we live on Long Island. Biden winning my ass.

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MW23232 9 points ago +9 / -0

Amazing, was this today??? The right, somehow is getting A LOT better at organizing!!!!! I am really happy about that. Even w/ as tough as the internet/social media is on conservs' posts, and MSM, these huge events keep happening. There is one in Huntington Beach, near me, on Halloween, which I think I saw on Twitter before they got even more ridiculous recently. I saved the poster. I should post it here and see if a few people see it.

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

I grew up at HB as a kid. I was there all summers in the 1990s

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MW23232 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is a great beach & really nice town. The beach is wide and flat, no cliffs and no rocks. You can can always find a place to park. I spent a lot of time there myself, also, Newport, Corona del Mar and San Clemente.

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Anaconda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I have no idea how locals are organizing these TRUMP rallies. The groups are all removed on social media. Must be really good word of mouth and boomers are using their email lists for something good instead of dad jokes.

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Financial_mom 1 point ago +1 / -0

We cheered (and roared) when we read this.

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Dimedog 44 points ago +44 / -0

Wtf is going on in this picture

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unsubd 64 points ago +64 / -0 (edited)

Photo from 'Trump supporting Democratic Georgia state Rep. Vernon Jones crowd-surfs at MAGA rally without a mask as he slams 'corrupt Joe Biden' - DailyMail -- High Definition Photo reuploaded to maga.host

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Shitposter69 41 points ago +41 / -0

My god, he's a super spreader!

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unsubd 29 points ago +29 / -0

"Democrat surfs crowd of Trump supporters, raining down particles of chyna."

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Shitposter69 19 points ago +19 / -0

It was like a covid pinata!

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brutustyberius 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is great!

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NomadicKrow 10 points ago +10 / -0

By God, he broke the virus in half!

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King 8 points ago +8 / -0

Haha username checks out

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MW23232 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's a super-star tho.

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DemElectionFraud2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're all going to catch the Wu-Ping Cough!

💀

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MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never heard that one before . . . but that is funny!!!

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wholesomekangz100 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that euphemism for Kamala's pussy?

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The_Litehaus_Abides 8 points ago +8 / -0

I can't believe I missed this! I watched the rally last night but didn't see it.

Anyone got a clip?

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Eatinglue 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never crowd-surf with your dick facing down...i made that mistake once. I hope he’s OK.

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Toollespaulhero 3 points ago +3 / -0

This timeline man. Trump has people crowd surfing at political rallies.

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GGodHand 27 points ago +27 / -0

Vernon Jones (Democrat Congressman) is having tons of fun supporting Trump at one of his rallies. He’s tired of the left’s lies and violence and has fully endorsed Trump.

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Trubs 18 points ago +18 / -0

crowd surfing

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darkgwalchmei 15 points ago +15 / -0

Democrat Rep. Vernon Jones (D-MAGA) crowd surfing- He tweeted for the haters to stay mad, theyll be even more mad come Nov. 3rd

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Useful_Vidiots 15 points ago +15 / -0

He was crowd surfing.

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Sleazy_1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can't you read? All the Trump HU-WHITE SUPREMACISTS are tossing out the black man for not only being black but also having the audacity to wear a suit. You know who else wears suits? White people.

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NutsackNinja 18 points ago +18 / -0

Sorry but the left doesn’t consider him to be black unless he supports Biden.

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BestTimeToBAlive 13 points ago +13 / -0

This needs a shitpost flair. I honestly can’t tell what’s real anymore in this timeline

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pelosis_liver 12 points ago +12 / -0

Anyone have a clip of this?

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bloviatingwobbegong 9 points ago +9 / -0

Next Day: Black Man thrown out of Democratic party for having fun at Trump Party

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Iteachfuckingscience 9 points ago +9 / -0

I MISS CROWD SURFING

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workinating 7 points ago +7 / -0

KEK

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DisComputerRightHere 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shitpost. Needs label.

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Private_D_Jackson 7 points ago +7 / -0

LMFAO! AHAHAHHA!

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Shadilady 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know!! this is the best thing ever, right!? How did i miss this!

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Im_the_man_now_dog 6 points ago +6 / -0

The amount of fun and love we have on our side is infectious.

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unspecified_user 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

The left is going to just crow and rejoice with orgasmic joy if Jones contracts the kung flu. They’ll smug out then the BPD will kick in and they’ll shriek about antimaskers.

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daty_dato 5 points ago +5 / -0

Obviously he's being forced over to the tree so he can be summarily hung.

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NADSAQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Politics was like Golf and Trump is Happy Gilmore. The media is Shooter McGavin.

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rbobjones69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump could get better coverage if he called them riots instead of rallies. Change my mind

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CA-Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quick! Post to Reddit for fake internet awards!

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Dog_star_man 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's the story behind this? I'm out of the loop.

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DiamondJoeQuimby 2 points ago +2 / -0

if you wanna crowd surf then vote for the other Biden.

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burgundycapsule 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fucked up thing is I could post this on my IG feed and most chicks would take it seriously.

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joelfarm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn, what did he do to get kicked out????

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Kavantar 1 point ago +1 / -0

... of the Democrat party

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793D 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

This is great. When they can't even stop revealing they're this desperate, things are progressing beautifully.

Things have unexpectedly crept up on them, they're finally taking the time to sniff the air, and they're petrified heh

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twowomps 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fact Check: He was carried out, Mostly False.

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Elladar 2 points ago +2 / -0

See, that wouldn't of happened if he wore the MAGA hat! How can we know he is one of the far right white supremacists otherwise?!?

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Jsmitty112 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha!!!

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Dashmoomoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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Bullet3250 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEKEKEK

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LeaderToLiberty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Diggin' those shoes!!!

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SSJ3NAPPA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Omg lol

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fjobb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fake news. That guy isn’t voting for Biden so obviously he is not black.

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eupraxia128 1 point ago +1 / -0

The date should be "1984" for all leftist rags.

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mostooge 1 point ago +1 / -0

You guys are F-ing great. Well, he is a supporter and was crowd surfing at a Trump rally but this IS how the NY Slimes would report it.

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gummibarenaked 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha! Do it! I'm sure you'll reel in quite a few. Usually though, when you are out finishing, the goal isn't to hit the fish right on the head with your bait.

But this would be an exception to that rule.

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n3IVI0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vernon Jones crowd surfed. Awesome.

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NotaBagel 1 point ago +1 / -0

You forgot to mention that the police were laughing while this was happening

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Butthurt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like he was totally stoked to be there, and started crowd surfing

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LugNuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's having the time of his life.

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RufusPillula 1 point ago +1 / -0

Red Rover, Red Rover, Vernon Jones come on over!

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chingchong_bigdong 1 point ago +1 / -0

If clown world wasn't on maximum overdrive, the president would tweet this out, everyone would laugh it off and everyone would continue on with their day with an added 1% of joy.

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ca_logistician 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol crowd surfing at a Trump Rally. that's awsome

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Indianapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Post this on your social media.

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lolpaladins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone needs to photoshop this... What the democratic party think it is... with the daenerys targaryen crowd surfing photo "what the democratic party actually is"

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_-Th0r-_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

MRW you realize Trump rallies accelerate the nation towards herd immunity for the betterment of all.

4 MORE YEARS!!!

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basket_of_patriots 1 point ago +1 / -0

Try to find any footage on yoobtoob. Ghosted. This is like kryptonite to Dems.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn it's a good thing he didn't get hurt doing that goofy stunt or we never would have heard the end of it. And he better not get Kung Flu now or they'll blame us !

Darn you kids acting crazy at those wholesome patriotic America loving festivals of yours! Don't have too much winning!

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AussieFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who crowd surfs tackle down?

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magabirdlady 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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2honks 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEKKK

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TallGlassofMelonade 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at what those white supremacists are doing to that poor black man

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PewPew_ThaDuK 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahhahah too real!!!

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QueensOwn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let’s be honest that guy looks like he’s having a great time. Wherever he was.

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Mikevaz 1 point ago +1 / -0

TYPICAL Slime

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ExileOnRedditStreet 1 point ago +1 / -0

We swear we're still a serious newspaper

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johnqpublic864 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought the same thing when I saw Vernon Jones crowd surfing.

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40AmericanPatriot45 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣🤣🤣😎

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President_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wtf why would a Trump rally do that? Totally bigots, racists, KKK terrorists!!!