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shtpostinalotofmemes 115 points ago +115 / -0

The guy is a fucking BASED PATRIOT!

Who would have thought the worst deal Drug-addict Hunter Hidin' would ever sign was the doc that says if he doesn't claim his laptop/hard drive after 90 days it becomes the shop's property.

And then who would have thought it would end up with a BASED PATRIOT who knew exactly the deal and fucking executed flawlessly. How do we buy this man beers for life?!

MAGA

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Nomoralcompass89 77 points ago +77 / -0

85 dollars changed the course of history. Next Term president Trump should get put on a 85 dollar bill.

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magafi 26 points ago +26 / -0

Section 85: Demolish oligarchy media and social media giants. Make Journalism and Unbiased Great Again.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

Top hits '85: #8 "Money for Nothing" Dire Straits

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GunsWithGooglyEyes 14 points ago +14 / -0

🎵We got to install microwave ovens! Custom kitchen deliveries!🎵

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NoMoreLies 9 points ago +9 / -0

🎵 We got to load up this here truck now, we got to move to Beverly... 🎵

(Hills, that is)

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worksof0zymandias 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't think his chicks were free, tho.

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Litecola 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ouch

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bubadmt 16 points ago +16 / -0

Buzzfeed: 85 reasons why Blumpf is a big meanie. Number 45 will SHOCK you!

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FAQ-REDDIT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Old 45 electric chair, hot from yesterday's traitor execution, pleas have seat I love the smell of roast beef.

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RonJoner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Repair shop is parallel construction.

NSA or rogue actors in intelligence agencies (in other countries) started this ball rolling.

You see Bannon and Rudy in that pic? They’ve been on this for a while. This didn’t start at a repair shop. :)

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Litecola 1 point ago +1 / -0

THIS

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Nomoralcompass89 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which pic specifically.

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Litecola 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta note that it's looking more like Guiliani had this rolling a lot longer than this, and that Hunter seems to have been on a self-destructive path a long time. He's been unhappy with his role and his life for many years, and has been doing a lot of running away into drugs and affairs.

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DonaldTheWhite 15 points ago +15 / -0

Truly the dankest timeline

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bubble_bursts 5 points ago +5 / -0

it would end up with a BASED PATRIOT who knew exactly the deal

This is what I find amazing and we are quite lucky this happened.

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shtpostinalotofmemes 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah the probability of this timeline is vanishingly small.

GOD EMPEROR

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bubble_bursts 9 points ago +9 / -0

How many timelines did you see ?

A billion

In how many of them will we be enslaved ?

In every single timeline, except one.

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based_trekkie 5 points ago +5 / -0

When the man left all sorts of shit in a rental car when he returned it, leaving behind a laptop with sensitive info at a repair shop is just tuesday last week for him.

He need his crack fix, the computer.... what computer...?

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JohnPRyan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Execute order 85

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magnokor 32 points ago +32 / -0

$85

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DonaldTheWhite 15 points ago +15 / -0

This amount will become the new "tree fitty"

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MAGAPlenty 15 points ago +15 / -0

I need about eighty-fi

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el-y0y0s 13 points ago +13 / -0

"aytee fa"

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ayy-fai dolluhs, gibs me it

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upvote 31 points ago +31 / -0

John Miller, IT Specialist, VSG.

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DonaldTheWhite 18 points ago +18 / -0

I hear his son is great at cyber, also

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KelnConnor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well not all sons can be great. I am not sure "John Miller" is greater than his dad like I am greater than my dad, but I suppose it is possible. Especially with the cyber.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Modus_Pwninz 27 points ago +27 / -0

My arrows have turned to crack pipes.

Is this a hack?! I've been hacked!

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MAGAPlenty 17 points ago +17 / -0

Easy Steve Scully

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DonaldTheWhite 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think you just went to thebiden.luz by mistake

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UpTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Steve?

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Redpill-notCommieRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better shut down the Twitter

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lefkoslykos 23 points ago +24 / -1

Someone should make a troll version with Yellow Jeb!

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 12 points ago +12 / -0

Check back tomorrow morning. If it wasn't 1 am I'd crank one out for you. I still have the original file from when I made this one somewhere, so it should be easy for me to do.

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GunsWithGooglyEyes 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm new to photo editing, but this is the best I could come up with.

https://i.maga.host/lnG0pdJ.png

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LookFatty 8 points ago +8 / -0

I clapped...

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lefkoslykos 4 points ago +4 / -0

Keep this up and you will get promoted to 007

MAGA

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GunsWithGooglyEyes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, pede. Will work on it!

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MAGA_FAN_008 [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

My first sticky! Its been good memeing with you lads!

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Nomoralcompass89 8 points ago +8 / -0

Congrats!

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MAGA_FAN_008 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks!

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symptomatic 12 points ago +12 / -0

We have the BEST computer repair technicians, folks. So true!

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OsakaRaccoon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Getting it back requires DONATING $85 TO TEAM TRUMP

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AbrahamLincoln 9 points ago +9 / -0

But what if I don't have $85?

Just kidding, I didn't spend all my money on crack and hookers.

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basicevent 9 points ago +9 / -0

Orange Man Good

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MAGA_FAN_008 [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

The crazy part is that I work at a phone and computer repair shop.. holy shit 😳 does that make me a based computer repair man!? Send me your broken computers or uptrump!

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GulagDweller 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hunter Biden took your advice! Orange overalls to follow!

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nodoxplz 7 points ago +7 / -0

But the computer repair shop is right next to the local drug den. How am I supposed to make this kind of decision?!

Dad, I need another boat load of shady money from the developing world!

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rickscarf 6 points ago +6 / -0

Upvote this post if you tried to click the thumbnail by accident

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 5 points ago +5 / -0

$84.99

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marvelwall 4 points ago +4 / -0

my dude. that arrow is yellow.. right?! right?! have I’ve been thinking wrong this whole time?!

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impalebot 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

Up arrows for submissions are yellow. Upvotes of posts are orange. This is my understanding.

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Littleirishmaid 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see them as gold.

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'd say gold more than yellow.

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impalebot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also correct.

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philandy 4 points ago +4 / -0

They might just save everything worth saving. Literally!

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Lady_Stallion 3 points ago +3 / -0

With so many breaking stories with 700+ comments I'm glad an orange arrow is sticky.

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bubble_bursts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Preferably by someone wearing a monocle

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Honk4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

New website, same old magic.

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2Fangz 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's yellow.

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lurkeronlyme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give option to put arrow icon on RHS for mobile. Then they might get clicked.

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King 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blind computer repairmen see no child porn...

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kb3pxr 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about those with Green or White monochrome monitors? The arrows will never be orange. Now, on the other hand, if someone were to have an Amber Monochrome monitor the arrows would always be Amber (close to orange).

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KAG_Hawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

BU BU BUUUTTTT ORANGE ARROW BAAAAAD!!!!! REEEEEEE!!!!

Seriously though - thank you based computer technician.

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Brundlefly78 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you vote for Biden then your arrows aint orange

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Salty808 1 point ago +1 / -0

Karma works in mysterious ways.

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SchmoeBiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a suspicion that most PC repair shops that are still operating in 2020 do so for the purpose of distributing illicit materials.

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VoodooChild13 1 point ago +1 / -0

...be sure to have $85 for the repairs.

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cbonez416 1 point ago +1 / -0

Orange is the new black!!

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 1 point ago +1 / -0

My arrows don't go orange for commie shills, Plebbitards and glow-fags. Seems to be a surplus of them on TheDonald lately.

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Trump4WorldPresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice try Rudy

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JustSayIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also if you woke up in an unknown place with a meth pipe in your mouth.

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Sumsuch 1 point ago +1 / -0

But what if they leak my "underage hookers and crack" compilation to the press?

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0561 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need to protect based computer repair man. When the news interviewed him he sounded terrified as shit.

He said he didn't feel safe after going to the feds so he had to bring it to the public.

There's probably way worse stuff on that computer than has come out already.

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VaPnut 1 point ago +1 / -0

They call me yellow arrow That's right, slick

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

Orange upvote man

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's fuckin awesome pede...

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spanglevision 1 point ago +1 / -0

I suppose the story of "us" obtaining the data through a repair shop is possible, but it just doesn't make any sense. I'm thinking it is "our" alibi to protect someone. I don't care how much of a fuck up you are (Hunter), you don't just leave that data in a repair shop. Doesn't pass the sniff test.

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rivo99 1 point ago +1 / -0

I own a repair shop... You'd be surprised how many people just drop off equipment and never answer calls or emails. After 60 days of no contact, we consider it surrendered.

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z89101 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

OMG, that was a pre-morning wonder 😊

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Lindsaygrahamblows -2 points ago +1 / -3

Is this how you get your upvotes? #facepalm