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monochromedout 142 points ago +142 / -0

Hunter Biden drug overdose incoming. Joe Biden brain aneurysm number three or four incoming. Kamala Harris hospitalized from COVID incoming.

Hillary the only possible write-in candidate incoming.

5head kek

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July_1776 49 points ago +49 / -0

lmfao

actually this is entirely within the realm of reality, entirely.

The Lord's will be done.

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Coat_Confiscator 18 points ago +18 / -0

This is gonna be like when Frieza comes back to life as a cyborg and Trunks just 1 shots him.

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Hades440 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just heard today they're keeping an eye on her because a couple people she's been traveling with have tested positive. It's already real.

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MegaMagaManX 30 points ago +30 / -0

Michael and Killary

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AlphaNathan 14 points ago +14 / -0

BAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAH

2020 is wild y'all.

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Pede3 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nobody would be stupid enough to run with H as a VP. It would be H and Big Mike as VP.

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FergieJR 20 points ago +21 / -1

It's too late. They pushed early and mail in voting so hard.

So let's just say this crazy set of events happens.

You can't just count all the Joe Biden votes coming in now as HRC in any legal sense. Those votes are dumped. It would be catastrophic.

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yurimodin 15 points ago +15 / -0

they would pivot back to "letting the electors/delegates decide" during the electoral college

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Italians_Invented_2A 6 points ago +7 / -1

Of course they can. The big Electors can vote for whoever they want. There's only a handful of states that have a law about making them vote for the name in the ballot (other states have laws that indicate the "party nominee"), and these laws can be changed.

They can replace Biden after 11/3.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

No wonder they pushed early voting. They knew the October Surprise was incoming!

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davidac1982 17 points ago +17 / -0

H. A. Goodman has entered the chat.

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fat50 7 points ago +7 / -0

OMG! H A Goodman orchestrated it all!

Plot twist: H A Goodman is Hillary Clinton!

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FreedomAintFreeYo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just out of curiosity, what happens to all the votes cast for Biden so far if this actually happens?

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buckiemohawk 11 points ago +12 / -1

Done. wasted

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TrumpMachine9000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some say the electors can choose whoever they want. Even if that's true, watching the Democrat party fall into shambles and disaster compared to Emperor Trump strong and vibrant. Trump would win in a landslide if they did anything like this.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 43 points ago +43 / -0

KEK!

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AlphaNathan 37 points ago +37 / -0

Hello, suicide hotline? I'd like to place an order.

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SquiggyMcPepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is how it will go down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXtIr7lKZd8

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Teslo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah, someone post the video of the North Korean family member who was assassinated at the airport in broad daylight.

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JudicialDredd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or the ole anti aircraft gun to the body routine.

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Teslo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, was that on video? That is probably scrubbed by now.

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deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
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Notablitheringidiot 14 points ago +16 / -2

Fredo

Woah, cool it with the ethnic slurs.

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rma92 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sheeeeiiiit

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shaken, not slurred

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peltast 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go to bed, Nancy.

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that_sound 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Tell Corn Pop it was just snniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffff business."

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hope Hunter doesn't plan on going fishing anytime soon.

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PyroSphere 7 points ago +7 / -0

If he's smart he'll settle for some Bumble Bee tuna. Surely there's some cans still laying around.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 6 points ago +6 / -0

More like flying around.

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PyroSphere 5 points ago +5 / -0

Touché

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Brucesky420 5 points ago +5 / -0

This sub has the best memes on the internet, change my mind

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WeinerLapTop 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are more of a dom, but a good dom is a good sub so....

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123breadman 11 points ago +11 / -0

Deemed a suicide - 2 bullet sounds in the back

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JudicialDredd 6 points ago +6 / -0

He'd better cancel his planet fitness membership.

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MikesBigJockstrap 4 points ago +4 / -0

But should he cancel his 5:30 with his crack dealer?

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

No but probably his 600

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July_1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

As they plead for more votes in a very dishonest manner, they will alienate even more people from the D party while only garnering a handful.

The strategy is weak. They are weak.

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hrc_for_prison 1 point ago +1 / -0

Revered crack-pipe scholar, hero of the people of Ukraine and China, destroyed by the dangerous rhetoric of our commander-in-chief.

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deletedandredacted 23 points ago +23 / -0

Y'all just keep getting better. This one is excellent.

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asdrubael_was_right [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

your patriotism is what is really excellent.

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FutileConundrum 17 points ago +17 / -0

Need a compilation of all the hidin Hillarys...

I laugh everytime.

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JudicialDredd 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hee Ro Ree Crinton

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WeinerLapTop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hilario Clintonzo

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VinnyMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kilary Hintin?

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IncredibleMrE1 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hunter drug overdose incoming.

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stevejobs871 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'd be surprised if Hillary doesn't off him in a week.

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xBigCoffinHunter 8 points ago +8 / -0

We laugh but this is a plausible scenario

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Ithrowawaay 8 points ago +8 / -0

You’re out of the family business. That’s your punishment, Carlo.

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TheKokaneeGroper 6 points ago +6 / -0

My fucking sides!!!😂

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DarkBerry 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thatsa spicy meat-a-ball

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Chicken_D 5 points ago +5 / -0

Top notch fresh & spicy meme right there.

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Deltadan 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL its sad how true this is though. Hunter about to get Hunted.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shit I feel like a crack head waiting for the next meme.

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GGodHand 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Don’t worry son, they’ll provide you with a lethal dose of... er I mean a complimentary dose of crack during your trip back home c’mon man. Clap for me you stupid bastard.” - Joe Biden

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HuggaMaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder if they took out the other brother and covered it as "cancer" - I know that is way out there, but who knows... these people are highly corrupt and the DS will do anything.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like Biden sold his soul to the devil and part of the ritual is sacrificing something close to you.

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T_WIN_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

No no no you've mistaken me for someone else my name is Hilda

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DeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well if it isn't notorious hitman nonchalant limo driver Millary Blinton.

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grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

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Rubashov 1 point ago +1 / -0

darn you beat me to it!

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Milty 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is officially my favorite Hunter meme haha

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solarsavior 3 points ago +3 / -0

These people are stupid!

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CaptainChrisPBacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Clintoncide Incoming.

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Redditcanblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope Hunter knows not to get on the fishing boat.

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Tracetopher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly i wouldn't be surprised if he hates his dad and did this on purpose.

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asdrubael_was_right [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was thinking something similar. His text to his daughter seems to indicate some friction. It's hard to be the kid of an important man.

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Tracetopher 2 points ago +2 / -0

He could totally have the mentality of "i didnt ask for any of this, i don't want any of this. Fuck ecerything"

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asdrubael_was_right [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

well if the tinfoil alex jones stuff is true hunter has probably seen some shit.

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Tracetopher 1 point ago +1 / -0

when did he drop off the laptop?

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asdrubael_was_right [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

April 2019. FBI had it before peach mints.

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malarky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since when can a side of beef steer a car?

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

She’s got one rigged so she can even drive with one shoe off

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SFgayDude4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this site. Makes me laugh every day. Guaranteed.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I need to know what Christmas is like at The Biden’s. Hunter has a bunch of illegitimate kids with different mothers. Drugs. Sleeping with his brother’s widow. Joe has dementia. “Dr. Jill.” It must be quite the show.

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QuickMaths 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would not surprise me at all if Hunter OD’s to get Joe sympathy votes.

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Mother_of_gains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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buttfuckmebigfoot 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know what pisses me off on top of this? You know, if you’re a woman at least, you may sometimes daydream about if you had a kid what would you name them. I always liked Hunter for a boy. It implies someone strong, a fighter, someone who sees something to the end.

Then this betch ruins it. What an asshole.

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asdrubael_was_right [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hope you have a little Barron to play with someday, ladypede.

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buttfuckmebigfoot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you, that’s really sweet. It’s not something people in my life really know about me, it’s nice to talk about things like this here because you guys understand.

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asdrubael_was_right [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guys think about this stuff too. If I had a kid I'd name him Jim after Captain Kirk.

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NoFsLeft 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunter is Weiner! Weiner is Hunter! Arggghhh!

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Mad_Maximo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I call False.

That is waaaay too coherent of a sentence coming from Joe.

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Mrsattorney 1 point ago +1 / -0

😄😄😄😄

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goatseboy420 1 point ago +1 / -0

is that tony clifton's lower face? becuase thats fucking aweseome

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Rubashov 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

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JerryJerryJerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leave the gun; take the adrenochrome.

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supercanuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wouldn't be that far from the truth... even better plot twist would be for Hunter Biden to turn himself in to testify against his dad in front of the congress to get himself a plea deal and save himself... but ends up getting Epsteined in his holding cell anyway...

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PepeAmericusMaximus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im quite certain, the plane wouldnt make it there. There would absolutely be a catastrophic failure mid-flight.

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Desert_Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Arkancide coming soon

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TrophyWife 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a son named Hunter? Uh....no I don't remember him

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CarlosCornPopDelecto 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is classic. This should be shared everywhere.

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Tony_Rigoni 1 point ago +1 / -0

He done gonna get Fredo'ed.

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draintheswamp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Suburban women will eat it up.

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Locust 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take him to the train station. He’s got a ticket for the long black train.

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USCG_Vet 1 point ago +1 / -0

underrated post

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Winston_Smith84 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Leave the gun. Take the Cannoli."

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jackasskicker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck I laughed like "ahahaha"

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makemyday007 1 point ago +1 / -0

When the Hunter becomes the hunted!