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FOSS_is_BOSS 31 points ago +32 / -1

Wew lad

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intamin 4 points ago +4 / -0

What did it say?! :-O

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basicevent 16 points ago +16 / -0

Top Kek.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's sad that I have but one up vote to give

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Colorado-Living 9 points ago +9 / -0

guess he wasn't that hungry for breakfast this morning.

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Hillarysudders 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hahahahahaha!!

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Colorado-Living 70 points ago +72 / -2

Damn that was quick, GEOTUS.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 15 points ago +16 / -1

I’d love to see his live reactions to this Bull. Tbh this is prob it. Imagine his team getting him hip to all this BS lead by scavino. I’d love to be in Trump’s inner circle!!!!!

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Colorado-Living 10 points ago +10 / -0

I imagine he was watching live and pulled the Twitter trigger right after seeing that BS

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Flipbarryfromreddit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh shit it just happened too? Go ahead president trump. Impressive. His work ethic truly is incredible

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tombombadil 11 points ago +11 / -0

You wouldn’t think this would be a good thing, but a big strength of his is that he does watch a lot of TV. He would have no idea what the other side is up to if he didn’t follow the mainstream media so carefully.

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Destineed369 9 points ago +9 / -0

If I were him, and I’m so glad I’m not (bless you Trump lol) I would have already been driven mad by the media. Trump thrives on it.

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Getfuckedcommietrash 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously. I would be the angriest person in the world. I'd look like a fucking tomato. Idk how trump stays so calm.

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TheNewRepublic 6 points ago +6 / -0

He IS the media...that’s why he can easily get them to do his bidding.

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sun_wolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

When the corporate media attacks Trump for “watching TV”, they want you to picture him sitting at home watching Fox News, when really he is like Bruce Wayne in the batcave watching 50 TVs at once. This way he is able to step back and see the whole landscape of American media.

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

If anything, having coronavirus has made him sharper (if such a thing is really even possible)

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napoleon4321 56 points ago +57 / -1

Has it been proven that Cory Booker is not actually a sentient potato?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 35 points ago +36 / -1

He’s a closet fag just like Andrew Gillum and Bathouse Barack Obummer. Rip to Donald Young

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WassermanSchultz 15 points ago +15 / -0

He's still in the closet?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yup lmaoo. I don’t even think he’s tried to fake having a wife like Obummer did w Big Mike and Gillum w his fake family he chose the methed out gay prostitute porn star over

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WalkFastGoHome 18 points ago +18 / -0

No, he did. He had that Mexican girl from clerks 3 masquerade as his gf during his presidential primary run. She left him a few weeks after he quit the race.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

Actually you’re right holy shit 🤣 I remember now we knew back then their relationship was fake too hahahaha I’m geeked

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honeymussie 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the only one I know of. I don't even get gay vibes from him, that would require human emotions. I think of him as some asexual sociopath.

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powershellder 3 points ago +3 / -0

Didn’t she come out as a lesbian too?

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Somniac 1 point ago +1 / -0

Puerto Rican, but yeah. Rosario Dawson. They looked like the fakest of couples.

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rabdargab 6 points ago +6 / -0

yah he faked being in a relationship with Rosario Dawson during the Primary

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Kekintosh2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Vomit coming out of his mouth, ass naked passed out on the floor, shit coming out of his....whatever. Pathetic! Thank God for Based Big Dick Ron Desantis!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup!!!! Lmao! Just a typical Sunday night for Dems man. Those pictures should be sent in mass form to all journalists and dem politicians in the world. He sued the daily mail bc they published the pics and he forced them to take them down hahahaha they’re tryna claim it’s another black guy. Fucking retard faggot that man is a disgrace and came within a couple thousand votes of being Florida’s governor instead of Desantis Of course he’s good friends w Barack Obummer too.....

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would a dem politician hide in the closet, it's free diversity identity politics points

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not really. As much as dems love to wave pride flags, they are personally embarrassed to BE the gey. They just like to USE them as props.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let’s see... he was “dating” a musical theatre broadway actress.

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bothloveocean 6 points ago +6 / -0

potato going to potato.

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Pedeville 42 points ago +44 / -2

Lol sometimes trump is such a schizo and I love it 😂😂

'Fuck this guy and his lying, on a completely unrelated note he has not done anything on healthcare so double fuck him!'

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Journey95 17 points ago +17 / -0

Trump's tweets are always great. We won't get a fun President like this again, they usually just post fake nice shit like Biden

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WildSauce 9 points ago +9 / -0

I pity the poor fools stuck in a Romney 2012-2020 timeline. Not only do they have a shit president, they also miss out on all the humor and fun.

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Oskar 4 points ago +4 / -0

and the deep state takes over for real this year... those guys are screwed

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Grief 7 points ago +7 / -0

For whatever reason the idea that Trump won't cover preexisting conditions is a serious issue for independents and uncertain voters right now. The internal polling shows it. There's a reason Democrats are hammering ACB on the topic. It's a win for them, so Trump is directly countering that internal polling buzzword.

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Tallgingergirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

This made me giggle 😆

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

I felt Bidens breath on my neck and it made me giggle as well

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Sabina 33 points ago +33 / -0

Cory is #Retardicus

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MAGANatsFan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gold right here people

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cyberpunkstreetart 2 points ago +2 / -0

100% I am dying

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CaliPede24601 3 points ago +3 / -0

ME! AM! RETARDICUS!!!

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 25 points ago +25 / -0

What's the over/under on how long til we find this faggot passed out naked in a hotel room with a heroin needle in his arm and a dead male prostitute?

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like that failed Florida governor candidate.

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RIPIsaacKappy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or Adam Schiff.

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Kekintosh2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank God for our based Italian chad Gov Big Dick Ronnie D

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MagaHistorian 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was 100k votes away.

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OneManBanned 1 point ago +1 / -0

reddit T_D had a plausible-sounding story about him molesting some dude in a bathroom after a campaign speech. It was a twatter link, I think ,but I can't find it now. Anybody help a brotha out???

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raananh 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was already got caught having sex with another man in a NJ Turnpike restroom.

True story.

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think Hoary Booger is past that time in his life. He’s in the “let’s open an antique shop and raise dachshunds” phase with his life partner.

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wrathmont 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Past crimes or future crimes..."

Name one, you shitdick.

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BigHonk 14 points ago +14 / -0

Did Booker even run for President this year? He is so pathetic that I honestly can't remember

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ParticleCannon 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yes. Speaking of...

But as the next high-stakes televised debate rapidly approaches, the two leading black candidates in the Democratic contest, Senators Cory Booker and Kamala Harris, have mounted a direct challenge to Mr. Biden’s decades-long record on race in hopes of undermining his standing with black voters and ultimately derailing his candidacy.

-https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/25/us/politics/biden-booker-black-voters.html

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Flipbarryfromreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

GEOTUS with the shots fired!!!! You do NOT want to mess w our president!!!!!! He’s got that dragon energy and will make you sit the fuck down! Let’s fucking go!!!! It’s rally time in Pennsylvania pedes. I’m out here in VA tho #VirginiaforTrump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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JudicialDredd 9 points ago +10 / -1

Losericus.

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NPC1228 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tardicus. I hope GEOTUS starts calling him that

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RoofKorean 9 points ago +9 / -0

Looks like Twitter didn't send me an alert for this Trump tweet.

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MacheteSanta 3 points ago +3 / -0

I use Gab and follow @realdonaldtrump there which duplicates the Tweets

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RoofKorean 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there a way to get notifications on my phone? Afaik there isn't an app.

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MacheteSanta 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are apps:

https://apps.gab.com/

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TrumpsThrowaway 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Guy is a total loser!” Top kek!

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Chickendoodles 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dr. Rik Mehta for NJ Senate! Please Pedes!

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Journey95 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is a little bitch, glad Trump called him out

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Bdoncford 5 points ago +5 / -0

God I hate that I'm from Jersey sometimes.... Fine all the time

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patslimmy1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I had to travel for work and got lost in Newark. Holy shit it's bad. And I can't carry there either. Booker is a joke.

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CovfefeVideo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Spartacuck

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undercovermaga 4 points ago +5 / -1

What did Cory Booker say?

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Pedeville 9 points ago +9 / -0

'Reeee youre white'

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I knew Booker and Waters had something else in common besides low IQ.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leader of the Lizards.

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DJT_MFer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't ever tell what direction Booker is staring at

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DemsFuckKids 3 points ago +3 / -0

part 2 "....protecting people with Pre-existing conditions. He has done nothing on Healthcare, cost or otherwise, or virtually anything else. An empty suit!!!"

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turanian_552 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cory Booker = Tardicus

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Destroy_WithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Follow-up Tweet:

"I'd tell him to suck a bag of dicks, but he doesn't need any encouragement from me."

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CarpenterRichard 2 points ago +3 / -1

Why did Graham allow this after Kavanaugh?

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spineless Republicans: “No matter what the truth is, you can’t say this about Cory Booker because he’s black. If you call him an empty suit the media will tear you apart and call you racist.”

Donald J. Trump: hold my Diet Coke

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Dictator_Bob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember when Kelley Paul wrote an open letter to Corey. He spit in her face with his silence. Corey is a traitor to the Republic.

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Deeds263 2 points ago +2 / -0

I fucking hate NJ, thinking about moving to Iowa.

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Purple_Drank 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is such bullshit. I have watched most of this nonsense, and I cannot believe Lindsey Gayham is still letting this nonsense go on. This poor woman

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coffee_grdr 2 points ago +2 / -0

now watch the media go after trump for this and ignore what booker said!

the media will say trump's too mean, too divisive too "unpresidential".

yet over and over again, the dems call him a racist, a rapist, a con man, a liar, a traitor, a criminal!!!

maybe dont call someone a criminal (or worse) and they'll be a little nicer?!

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Strike_Eagle784 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its because Barrett is such a good pick, that they don't have much to go after her on. So, instead they have to practically campaign to their supporters.

SAD

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BasedRedPillZeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big time loser!

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MAGALauncher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Corey Booker is a fucking LOSER. Newark has perennially been one of the shittiest cities in the country under his tenure and I hope he chokes on diarrhea. Scum!

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RussianActual 2 points ago +2 / -0

0.9% and falling !

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PotentialWizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cory likes men almost as much as Barry does.

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he's totally not a closet case. He has a girlfriend. You've just never seen her because she goes to another school ... er ... city.

Nothing against homos, as long as they're MAGA, just can't stand closet cases.

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CrispyQuesoSalami 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Take my name out of his his mouth."

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TexSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spartacus just needs to be honest with himself and his constituents and gf, and admit that he’s gay. NTTIAWWT

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Guitarbeast26 1 point ago +1 / -0

I fucking love this man

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DonaldDrago 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spartacus

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QueensOwn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spartacus is an ass. Not worth your time Mr. President. Let his stupidity speak for itself.

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TheNewRepublic 1 point ago +1 / -0

How dare you!

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astro_eng 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tbf he sold out to healthcare lobbyists.That is something.

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GeneralPinochet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Booker is a complete fake, fraud loser.

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montanapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get rid of the AMA and FDA. Start from the ground up.

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Pirate_Lafitte 1 point ago +1 / -0

I cringe a little every time I see him call someone a loser

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trescommaclub 1 point ago +1 / -0

What did Booker say?