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zigZag590 654 points ago +654 / -0

Why the fuck do you need a break for a 90min debate? Biden man... this is scary how close he is to the presidency.

MuadDon 439 points ago +439 / -0

And how many normies are planning to vote for him bc of the brainwashing done by our media and social media systems.

M16A4 259 points ago +260 / -1

I've had to explain to my normie friends this concept.

Voting on the premise of "anybody but Trump" is not well thought out and is part of the agenda.

Vote on policy not on character. The Dems have no policy platform other than free this and that, hence the orange man bad indoctrination

wendysspicynuggets 197 points ago +197 / -0

Alyssa Milano disagrees. Trump literally gave her Coronavirus, he went to her house and gave it to her in front of her kids, and yelled THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY

Proud_American 101 points ago +102 / -1

You forgot the bleach. He had a bottle of bleach in his hand, too.

Thep1mp 93 points ago +93 / -0

And then He called her the “n word” just for good measure and locked her kids in cages.

Thorathora 62 points ago +62 / -0

And made a noose out of her garage door opener.

VoterIDMatters 48 points ago +48 / -0

And meanwhile built a fence outside her house and without evidence called it a wall and walked faster than the Queen and fed the fish wrong

It really was quite a visit

TenScoops 7 points ago +7 / -0

And she let him grab her pussy, but he refused to do it

TeddyIndeed 44 points ago +44 / -0

He then served her caged kids a scoop of ice cream each whilst taking two for himself.

As a former kid, I can attest this was the unkindest cut of them all.

VetforTrump 16 points ago +16 / -0

Then he showed them his three nobel peace prizes and his three sc nominees Nd finally his three terms. They'll melt.

Nameless_Mofo 11 points ago +11 / -0


Haitianbychoice360 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is this before or after he stole the pancakes from her pockets?

PeteButtplug 3 points ago +3 / -0

The kids she is proud to have aborted?

VariableFactor 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don't forget about the fish tank cleaner he forced her to drink

projectarcturus1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bleach friends.

M16A4 32 points ago +32 / -0

Remember when Alyssa Milano was relevant?

Me either lol

ThirteenPercenter 34 points ago +34 / -0

Her Twitter avatar is literally a prettier and younger version of her holding a megaphone LOL. This is how she sees herself.

BasteSpuds 35 points ago +35 / -0

Hitting "the wall" is a hard cope for women that used to be sexy young women that are now baren scorn hags. I know a girl from middle and high school who went on to be a cabaret model and other goofy shit. She hasn't really grasped she's not the "it" girl anymore. Sorry, you're pushing 40 and have no children. You can't compete with a 24yo bombshell.

MegaMagaManX 14 points ago +15 / -1

That what's wrong with all these young idiots addicted to the hollow promise of a modeling career. Look at the likes, fame, endorsements for shilling products etc... Remain single till you're past your peak fertility and squandered chances of building a family. The indoctrination is powerful and effective

librul_tearsaholic 4 points ago +4 / -0

::insert Morgan Freeman with his finger pointing upwards, telling us that "It's true"::

Sumarongi 14 points ago +14 / -0

When she showed her tits in the Outer Limits

CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

I missed Alyssa Milano's tits? She never had any tits. Fake tits, those I've seen; not missing much.

M16A4 6 points ago +6 / -0

Her fake tits? lol

Joey14 9 points ago +9 / -0

The ship in Guardians of the Galaxy? What's that got to do with the debate?

2020yall 8 points ago +8 / -0

When I was 5, and she was on "who's the boss?" I considered her the pinnacle of womanhood. How's that for relavent?

Junkevil 13 points ago +13 / -0

I thought she was hot in the 80s too. Turns out 5 year olds don't know a whole lot about the real world.

yurimodin 11 points ago +11 / -0

when I was 5 I thought Jessica Rabbit was hawt....

MudDog 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who's the Boss? Someone should remind her who the POTUS is

2020yall 10 points ago +10 / -0

Alyssa milano murdered all of her children. Didn't she?

Slyhillary 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bragged about it, too.

Pride and wrath.

mugatucrazypills 8 points ago +8 / -0

This only counts as a win if it is screamed with a Nigerian accent.

sagebrushfire 5 points ago +5 / -0

Too bad he didn’t give her a functioning brain.

stratocaster_patriot 47 points ago +47 / -0

They can't even agree to no ear piece and make it stick for more than a week. They change whatever they say regularly so anybody who claims they are voting Dem based on policy are damned liars or incredibly stupid; pick one.

elfmyself 22 points ago +22 / -0

Hopefully Trump will ask Biden why he is wearing an earpiece during the debate.

pingpongdingdong 16 points ago +16 / -0

Just have to say it once, so they can point to it when questioned in the future.

Comanche_Moon 14 points ago +14 / -0

This should have been a no-brainer. No one should have been allowed to have an ear piece to prevent any kind of cheating, or coaching. No one should be allowed to take breaks, so you can read the cheat sheets on the toilet, or get extra instructions from your handlers. And now that people are questioning the fact that Biden knows the questions before the debate begins, Cuck Wallace should come up with new questions and not tell ANYONE!

Pepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden knows the questions? This speculation or confirmed?

KristiNoemFaceFuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would bet my life that Biden will have ever debate question in advance. It's the Democrat way. And he'll still lose.

2020yall 6 points ago +6 / -0

No. Fuck Fuck Wallace. I should be the debate moderator.

stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

You would think that if they want to run the free world they could at least live up to the standards that school students do when taking an exam lol.

M16A4 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why not both?

CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ok you win, anybody voting for Biden is an incredibly stupid liar.

We should never label anyone a "Biden voter;" we should help them cling to the reality that it's not possible to even contemplate voting for him / her.

zooty 8 points ago +8 / -0

They probably bought an "invisible" earpiece then suddenly found out that claim was overblown.

weholdthesetruths 25 points ago +25 / -0

Vote on policy AND on character. Trump being rough doesn't mean he doesn't have good character. Someone with character does what they say they'll do. By that standard, Trump is arguably the highest character POTUS we've ever had.

Italians_Invented_2A 14 points ago +15 / -1

They do have a policy. Their policy is that white people are oppressing blacks with systemic racism, and white people need to give up their wealth to make up for it.

Slyhillary 10 points ago +10 / -0

A friend blocked my phone number after I told him about Biden lying during the convention about the "both sides" slander from the Charlottesville charade.

His leftist fact checkers already confirmed it was a lie the first time he said it.

But Trump is a "Nazi" so fuck facts.

Dude was close to tears during the LA riots because he couldn't sleep, they were approaching his house and the police wouldn't stop them.

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glompywompy 41 points ago +41 / -0

Honestly, I think about 20% of voters do this. The other 20-25% are ballot harvesters and the rampant illegal fraud.

The_Litehaus_Abides 16 points ago +16 / -0

This right here. There's massive election fraud in this country and it's now worse than ever.

HunterBidenCokeStraw 2 points ago +2 / -0

And bernie bros who are gotta sit home and rip bongloads on election night.

debmaxlola47 22 points ago +22 / -0

As Carlin said, "Half the people are dumb and half of those are idiots".

MaxineWaters4Prez 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't think democrats make up that much of the population. After the neverending evidence of fraud, I'm thinking it's maybe 25-30%.

KuhlooKuhlay 4 points ago +4 / -0

you've got to factor in that close to 50% of the eligible population doesn't vote. so 40-45% or so of people that vote are automatic Dems give or take.

MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Historically, a third of eligible voters turn out. But of the people voting, the actual living US citizen human beings who go to polling places and cast a single vote, I believe it's a third or less.

WhiteLeftistsRGeeks 2 points ago +2 / -0

40-45% vote D, 40-45% vote R. 80-90% are the downvoters on this site.

Meme_Too 22 points ago +22 / -0

Please don't call them normies. They clearly have subnormal intelligence.

r4ptur3 15 points ago +15 / -0

I prefer the pronouns: Sheep/Sheeple :D

doug2 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ole Bill Cooper smiles down upon you.

moissien11 21 points ago +21 / -0

I find it funny that in my hood, no one really has a biden/harris sign up, instead, they have signs that say "bye DON!" or "Flush the Turd!" ( meaning Trump with biden/harris barely readable in 3pt font down below)

They are all so fixated on getting rid of Trump but not of the nightmare they want to vote in. And it is telling that they do not "fly the biden flag" at all.

Italians_Invented_2A 10 points ago +10 / -0

I wished I saved that post with a libtard who tattooed "fuck Trump" on her body.

45ACP 4 points ago +4 / -0

Own the president by tattooing his name on yourself! Prove to everyone how sane you are!

Trump is married to a supermodel, why do liberals think he wants to fuck their ugly selves?

commies0ride0free 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was thinking of her just the other day lol

zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had to do some driving around yesterday. Hardly any of either (though there is a "Bye Don" sign up the road. It's solidly red here though so many people probably think it's not worth the effort and/or don't want their property vandalized. Hopefully they'll get out and vote though.

nomac 10 points ago +11 / -1

Biden / Harris signs are starting to pop up in my area. I can’t believe how many people are still buying that shit.

45ACP 4 points ago +4 / -0

I take it as a sign of weak support. Trump signs, flags, etc have been out for months or even years. And don't expect any intelligence from people who say they want a "functional adult" but then plan to vote for biden. If biden is a functional adult then I'm the queen of england.

WinstonSmith1984 37 points ago +37 / -0

He's not, but Kamala is, and that's even scarier.

Journey95 8 points ago +8 / -0

This. Biden is just there for Obama nostalgia (not sure why that works for some considering he is one of the worst Presidents ever). Kamala alone wouldn't have made it this far but it's clear she is supposed to take over

Trump-45 29 points ago +29 / -0 (edited)

He’s on meds to maybe have half a chance to have some mental focus. And the meds make him have to pee. Depends ought to run their commercials during the debate.

FireannDireach 20 points ago +20 / -0

Trump: "Need I remind you Joe, that I've been nominated for THREE Nobel Prizes..."

Joe: "Wait...when did that happen?"

Dude's been in a senior citizen coma for months now, if not longer. I wonder if he's even aware of most of the events of the last 6 months, beyond what his handlers feed him?

Chuj 8 points ago +8 / -0

Joe will be wearing depends during the debate to allow him to piss himself.

RedJive 5 points ago +5 / -0

Makes me wonder if Biden’s campaign has negotiated the allowed camera angles, to avoid anything from the side that might show the outline of his Depends.

45ACP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Either that or a catheter. Watch for anything that looks like a bag.

Boozy_McFuckFace 7 points ago +7 / -0

If he really is on dementia meds, and they give him adderal or something, any human would be pissing themselves.

I have narcolepsy and take Dexedrine or some other amphetamine once in awhile. It dries you out so incredibly fast, it’s hard to believe. You can totally empty your bladder, and by the time you are done washing your hands you gotta pee again.

If the rumors are true, he will be wearing a diaper. A healthy middle aged man would struggle to go 90 minutes on those drugs.

9x10again 2 points ago +2 / -0

President could loudly pour water in a glass after a half hour. I would love to know the way they’re going to rig him up.

fkn_lost_my_password 17 points ago +17 / -0 (edited)

They need to keep him topped off on the uppers. 💉

DickTick 17 points ago +17 / -0

If he wins they won't even let him control what he has for breakfast... He's about as close to the presidency as you and I....

But it should terrify you doubly as much just how close the camel is to the presidency.

Tenderlogna 200 points ago +200 / -0

If they really declined checking the ear canal, what are they hiding?

DickTick 83 points ago +83 / -0

And they can't try to claim it's because Trump refused to take breaks, since the break thing came after that earpiece request....

glompywompy 53 points ago +53 / -0

You underestimate MSM. They have the pieces, they can and will make this claim and it doesn't matter what the timestamp is.

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Silencemennow 4 points ago +4 / -0

you know, the thing.

BoatingAccident 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not brains.

durhap 180 points ago +180 / -0

Obvious Solution. Signal Jamming.

RiverFenix 54 points ago +54 / -0

Would be funny if Biden was allowed the 30mins break but instead of a room, it was a poorly concealed prison van.

RedditIs4Retards 13 points ago +13 / -0

Where they give him a drug test, ear check, and cavity search

RiverFenix 10 points ago +10 / -0

broadcast the sound of children over the frequencies the ear device would pick up.

Trigger JOe

LetFreedomRing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Diaper check.

theMAGAsherpa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doesn't the Secret Service have the right to check anyone in the room with POTUS?

RedditIs4Retards 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah but unlikely they do it to Biden. Democrats do whatever tf they want

MayonnaiseChicken 2 points ago +3 / -1

Haha omg this got me

WowStrongWinning 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yeah, that could be whipped up within 60 minutes. Wouldn’t be that hard to do.

Usernameicanrecall 4 points ago +7 / -3

Would interfere with mics

wizzingonwallstreet 21 points ago +21 / -0

You could just push a high pitched screech over an entire band for a second and see if he jumps.

MakeAmericaLegendary 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is underrated.

ZacPetkanas 1 point ago +1 / -0

The earpiece would likely be using an encrypted signal so nothing would happen. Jamming would be an option, so long as you got enough of the frequencies that it's FSKing over

aClue 13 points ago +13 / -0

Only wireless mics.

LavonAffair 13 points ago +13 / -0

Digital notch filtering on an FPGA-based SDR jammer would suffice if they don't get mic spectrum early enough.

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sully 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not if they're wired.

Assuming earpieces are bluetooth, you'd only need to jam the 2.4ghz range. Bonus points for wiping out presses WiFi too since it shares the same wavelength.

Doubt they're bluetooth though

tsacian 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are on different frequencies, or else the mic's would be picking up joe's handler.

Usernameicanrecall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then you have to know what frequency Joe is using. And he's probably using a system that automatically cycles frequencies

tsacian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Less. The Secret Service has everything they need, I'm sure.

Covfefefefe19 12 points ago +12 / -0

I was going to say we could intercept and replace the signal to tell Biden to say really crazy shit, but then I remembered that it’s Biden and he already says shit so crazy I couldn’t imagine something better.

jarvis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hitler speeches overtop circus music.

Usadave85 6 points ago +6 / -0

Imagine Joe thought he was going to be fed lines through his ear piece...and then nothing.

He’d stand there mumbling for 90 minutes.

FrankensteinsNutSack 140 points ago +140 / -0

These faggot fucks get away with anything don’t they?

FireannDireach 69 points ago +69 / -0

When you have the press behind you in lockstep, and a big swath of the legal system and courts in your pocket, yes, you can literally get away with murder.

NotTheTendies 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hillary, is that you?

MakeAmericaLegendary 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never defy the Party.

thepurge2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's really more about having the DOJ behind them in lockstep. No consequences means they just continue doing it, because they don't have to worry about being caught.

spez_inthe_turdpond 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yep. But he’s still gonna fuck up royally tonight.

Shayhawk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well they have so far haven't they?

See Hillary Clinton for reference....

MythArcana 103 points ago +103 / -0

Where's Hunter?

A_Russian_Wall 38 points ago +38 / -0 (edited)

Snorting crack off some whore's ass.

MythArcana 44 points ago +44 / -0

Let's leave Cardi B out of this. 😂

Furaffinitydotnet 9 points ago +9 / -0

I wonder if Ghislaine recruited her.

MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doh! 😂

Furaffinitydotnet 10 points ago +10 / -0

Reminder that the Reddit account Maxwellhill has been inactive since Ghislaine was arrested.

First reddit account to get 1 million karma. Moderator of multiple default subs such as r/worldnews. "Verfied" multiple child sex abuse AMAs with no evidence.

MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm really surprised they haven't wiped it by now. They wiped my account of 246k comment karma from TD, wiped it clean they did. Only about 3% were comments in other subs, but all those are gone too.

Furaffinitydotnet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Might be evidence that they cannot legally destroy. Their entire power structure is damaged, so my assumption is they are afraid of getting the federal death penalty that was reinstated right before Epstein was arrested.

Brucesky420 6 points ago +6 / -0

COME ON MAN, we need to be talking about TRUMP!

bigdickhangsright 1 point ago +1 / -0

Question: orange man bad. Do you agree?

Matrix_Exodus 101 points ago +101 / -0

Joe can't speak for more than 18 minutes, with an ear piece or teleprompter, and softball questions or NO questions. This is gonna be a slaughter.

RiverFenix 54 points ago +54 / -0

Trump can do one rally right after another in the same day. 2-4hrs a piece.

Biden doesn't stand a chance if he has to speak for more than one minute straight.

FireannDireach 31 points ago +31 / -0

Look at his acceptance speech at the convention. He never flagged or tired. He was on point, alert, and full of energy until the end. Trump has the stamina of a man half his age. He's been out speaking constantly, every day, all week and weekend. Joe comes out of his cave for 15 minutes at a time. Even without dementia, his voice is gonna go in the first 45 minutes.

queue-anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

You underestimate the power of amphetamines

Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

My money's on one of those implantable insulin pumps. Except instead of insulin...you know.

queue-anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was definitely on something. Zero doubt about it.

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Brucesky420 7 points ago +7 / -0

They want to be able to take a break and tell him to go back on to correct anything he might have said wrong. They also probably will have people on the side "fact-checking" what Trump says so that Biden can come back out after the break and deflect a question with "well Trump said this and that makes him a lying dog faced pony solder, come on man!"

stratocaster_patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

As they scramble to load his teleprompter with what he needs they will scribble and he won't be able to read it and that's going to be really funny.

PanderjitSingh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be interesting to time the event out.

The ‘moderator’ likely will arrange it so Biden can take gentle questions for 15 minutes, followed by the moderator attacking President Trump for ten minutes, at which point Biden will go for a break, then a 15 minute grilling of the President while Biden rests. Etc.

1A2A 67 points ago +68 / -1

30 minute breaks? Is this kindergarten?

RiverFenix 21 points ago +21 / -0

You can make an entire baby in that amount of time.

USA1 8 points ago +8 / -0

I could make about 15 if I really tried.

RiverFenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

some sort of load splicing and tubes leading into 15 women - Maybe.

But that seems like something Epstein was up to a Zorro Ranch

USA1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao - 30 seconds each, 1.5 minutes for recovery.

TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stay hydrated!

LordYugemongus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d say 7.5 mins but the Mrs would know I’m lying

philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brag fail.

USA1 1 point ago +1 / -0


anthemstander 11 points ago +11 / -0

Maybe the debate moderators could provide Ritz crackers and paper cups of apple juice to make it even more fun.

Proud_American 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can we say Dixie Cups anymore?

PyroSphere 62 points ago +62 / -0

To be fair, only a licensed proctologist would be qualified to look into Biden's ears.

OccasionalDr.Cortex 8 points ago +8 / -0


559throw 6 points ago +6 / -0

"I don't know how he hears anything, he's just packed full of shit!"

Donger-Lord 38 points ago +38 / -0

Check the commies ears, he probably has Hillary in one and Bernie in the other

nero2003 35 points ago +35 / -0

I love it. The Trump campaign is knocking Biden off his game.

I really really hope Biden loses his temper at some point. It should be GEOTUS' goal to get Dementia Joe to go off one way or another.

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nero2003 11 points ago +11 / -0

Indeed. Sage advice.

LordYugemongus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always read this in Tony Soprano’s voice and do the little finger twist

queue-anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

If your opponent is a pedo, seek to call him one.

womp_squared 7 points ago +7 / -0

All Trump has to do is bring up Hunter, that is Joe's biggest trigger.

TheLionParty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. Find some nonchalant way to bring that up, and let biden crush himself.

Rufus_Shinra 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll have Biden pumped up on so many drugs he'll just be reciting planned responses to questions they've had far in advance.

Chesteraarthur2 35 points ago +35 / -0

"Mr. President, we need the nuclear codes to launch a counterstrike immediately."

"Brb my prostate is flaring up again"

DrRedPill 34 points ago +34 / -0

What a clown show! can you imagine a president that needs BREAKS!!! bitch or what?

mrspaulrevere 17 points ago +17 / -0

Putin: "Break? Vat iss dis? He vant leave the room to plotting?"
Aide: "It is baby napkin, must to changing, kaka haha"

spez_inthe_turdpond 6 points ago +6 / -0

You do that very well. 🇷🇺

Genericwhitemale 1 point ago +1 / -0

No I can’t. I also can’t imagine a 78 year old STARTING a 4 year term, but here we are, not too far away from that happening.

TheImpossible1 30 points ago +30 / -0

"Mr President, the Iranians are attacking the embassy, what do we do?"

"Give me a second, I'm having a nap."

Low Energy Biden!

Wheredidiputit 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Madam secretary, our embassy is under siege!"

"Just a few more hours sleep please"

We've already seen this episode

Aries_cz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Insert "Hey, I have seen that already" meme

LordYugemongus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Peepee smell emanating very disrespectful

I_Only_Win 2 points ago +2 / -0

This actually happened though...

pryos1 28 points ago +28 / -0 (edited)

Yo Trump agree to the breaks if we get the ear check.

Then use that time when Biden goes back stage to take more questions from Wallace or throw a mini townhall in and allow questions from the audience, Even if they are cucked out reporters you know how to answer them.

Chuj 6 points ago +6 / -0

skin check for needle marks, and ear checks AFTER each break

ListenHereFat 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you don't think that break time wouldn't be packed out with shitty commercials, ya crazy

NoMasksNoMasters 20 points ago +20 / -0

Joepedo can barely read a fucking teleprompter. How the hell do his handlers think he's going to handle being fed anything through an ear piece?

I imagine everyone knows he's going to fuck this up. There's just no way he's going to be as sharp and quick as Trump.

PanderjitSingh 3 points ago +3 / -0

How hard could it be? Have him ignore literally everything else and just wave off any questions or objections.

TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will be genuinely surprised if this debate even happens.

dsav 20 points ago +20 / -0


ArtemisVII 20 points ago +20 / -0

Extra Spicy!

Trump4a3rdTerm 18 points ago +18 / -0

Every person in America needs to know about this. Why suddenly refuse something your handlers previously agreed to? THEY WILL BE FEEDING HIM HIS ANSWERS!

StumpSmasher2 18 points ago +18 / -0

If Biden needs a break, Trump should just keep going without him. "Oh look, sleepy Joe is back! Did you enjoy your nap?"

Hozay 17 points ago +17 / -0

I love the formal communication using the word “handlers” . Gives me a chuckle.

Come on old man eat these pills and try to last in the ring with the GEOTUS for 90 minutes.

Freedom4545 17 points ago +17 / -0

They would only back out of the earpiece and request breaks like this if the dementia was really bad today. THEY KNOW HES OFF.

bellcurvestrikesback 6 points ago +6 / -0


EJayScott 14 points ago +14 / -0

They're trying to be so disagreeable so as to try to make the President cancel the debates so they can point the finger and say, "See? We didn't cancel!"

No drug testing and no checks for earpieces? Team Trump needs to hammer on this hard every second up to and during the farcical debate.

Italians_Invented_2A 8 points ago +9 / -1

I don't think drugs or earpiece can give much of an advantage.

superfly 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh no! Drumpf is done! The walls are closing in! Joepedo will level the debate!

Also: if everything fails Joe can excuse himself by pulling an ace out of his sleeve (by sleeve I mean his ass and by ace I mean 💩)

Nadlers_Belt 12 points ago +12 / -0

And why wait until the eleventh hour to make such a major request?

They are probably just looking for an excuse to back out all together. “due to Trump’s unwillingness to conduct himself with fairness, honor and respect, we have no choice but to cancel this, and all further debates.”

Molten_Plastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would pretty much cement a GEOTUS victory. They are stupid...let's see what they choose to do!

RopeForCNN 11 points ago +11 / -0

i hope he has an ear piece but he tries talking back to the people in his ear when they give him answers

CaffinZ 8 points ago +8 / -0

The fact that this could happen is fucking hilarious

SickPuppy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trump should carry a radio device in his pocket that causes static in ear piece devices. Hiden will be a dancing doll.

zooty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or his own earpiece and have the SS monitoring Biden's and relaying. Trump could be saying the same words as Biden at the same time.

And probably getting more of them correct.

VTmaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

He should have a scanner that picks up on them and put it right by his mic.

sustainable_saltmine 10 points ago +10 / -0

yep pretty damn obvious they know Joe cant survive 90 minutes on camera without someone feeding him lines, a teleprompter or some kind of off-stage help.

123breadman 4 points ago +4 / -0

"off-stage help?" you mean a syringe full of stimulants?


V-FOR-VICTOR 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jam the frequencies ffs

Hate these cheating shits

Private_D_Jackson 9 points ago +9 / -0

Biden Needs breaks to get some adrenochrome from his sippy cup.

JayCee51 9 points ago +9 / -0

Those with dementia have good days and bad days. I'm sure his staff were praying today would be one of his good days. Declining the ear check and requesting breaks tells me today is not one of his good days.

IdiAminfa 8 points ago +8 / -0

No brakes!

rickscarf 3 points ago +3 / -0

No breaks, either!

Timmy100 8 points ago +8 / -0

It would be funny if Trump slammed to the table a high-tech radio jammer from his pocket and said, "Look at this baby! This jams everything within one mile, including radar! Deal with this Mr. Biden!"

Chuj 8 points ago +8 / -0

ITC = in the canal hearing aids exist. They are small and insert deep in the canal, with a small clear knob to pull them out. They are not as powerful as a BTE, behind the ear. They can link to bluetooth, like a phone. They could be used to convey data from a site off stage, but bluetooth distance, so close.

They might have a different, spy type tech to use, but the above is my 2 cents

MerchantMan99 8 points ago +8 / -0

lol. If they feed him answers through an earpiece, it will confuse the shit outta the old man. What's left of Biden's head will explode.

GodKingHarambe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sleepy Joe is gonna need Dr. Jill to bring him string cheese and juice boxes for a snack break

ThirteenPercenter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Biden is going to cancel. I’d bet my middle nut on this.

fapoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hmm i dont know. If they cancel they definitely lose. If they go ahead, they can hope for a hail mary performance or lose.

MAGA_____bitches 7 points ago +7 / -0

Small doses of Adderall are effective for approx 30 mins. The effects drop off fast. Either Biden strokes out in the first half .. or he falls off s mental cliff in the 2nd half

ClarenceBeeks 3 points ago +3 / -0

So the strategy for Trump then is to pontificate nonstop the first 30 minutes while Biden tweaks around. Then let low energy dementia Biden talk as much as he wants for the next 60 minutes

Kerra_Holt 6 points ago +6 / -0

He wants breaks every 30 minutes and is refusing to comply to the same standards as Trump. Trump can go for hours and doesn't need an earpiece and people are screaming on Twitter that Trump is setting "unrealistic standards".

REALLY? If you're going to be the fucking PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES you can't be in the middle of grueling meetings with foreign powers and go, "Excuse me. I need a break!"

Joe is too weak to be President if he can't last more than 30 minutes standing in a debate. I'm curious how long he can remain standing to be honest with you. Or will they give him a fucking chair to sit in while Trump has to stand?

Anyslogan2 6 points ago +6 / -0

So people are fine electing a President that requires an ear piece to tell him what to say, and who will have to have multiple breaks in between any activity that requires his undivided attention? Worst still, they will elect a sham, and let invisible people, with no accountability run the country?

KonyHawk_ProSlaver 6 points ago +6 / -0

We aren't wondering whether Joe can answer the 3AM call...

We are wondering whether Joe can answer the 3PM call.

WU_HAN_FRU 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is this how they're going to back out of it?

If so, why didn't they just fake "Dr." Jill getting the corona-chan?

FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

So they're going with an earpiece. Scumfucks.

KyrosQF 6 points ago +6 / -0

Refusing a drug test and a pre-debate inspection confirms drug use, the use of tools, communication devices and possible teleprompter assistance.

Kek_Johnson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden gonna do the Nadler waddles about 20 minutes in. Won't know what state he's in. Call Chris Wallace...Mike just like did in 1988.

maga_gal 5 points ago +5 / -0

How is he going to attend global meetings and conduct foreign policy efficiently when needing breaks for coaching? This is straight garbage. He is NOT FIT for office.

Magastreammedia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because he's going to resign and put Kamala in on day 100

fartglove 5 points ago +5 / -0

If this could be eaten it would burn your butt hole on the way out.

Arwyn3x 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope President Trump answers every question quickly and concisely at least for the first 45 minutes leaving lots of them that they will have to keep asking Biden questions.

When President Trump sees Biden pause to listen to something I hope President Trump does something to break Joe's concentration, even if he just says "Hay Joe".

Cemlub 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder if Hunter had an earpiece for his spelling bee contests too...

PoppinKREAM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whatever he's being doped up with only lasts 30 minutes. I'll bet the press lids have been testing dose/efficacy tests and they've realized they can get 30 minutes with enough to wake him up without making him seem obviously cracked out.

I bet they expected better results and recently realized how fucked they are if he can't be behind closed doors periodically.

PoppinKREAM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty much solidifies the fact that whatever plan is in place to shield Biden doesn't matter. Short of no-showing, they're not coincident in their current strategy. Last minute requests like this aren't strategic. It's desperation.

Timmy100 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think DOCTOR JILL in her infinite wisdom is trying to micromanage desperately this clusterfuck of a campaign. That is why we got that stupid amateur hour despacito bullshit few weeks ago and Jill herself making speeches recently, instead of Joe.