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Pigpenlordofdirt 396 points ago +396 / -0

Trade breaks for drug tests

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Restore_Sanity 196 points ago +196 / -0

and ear inspection.

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ginpunk 74 points ago +76 / -2

What?

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Thracka951 42 points ago +42 / -0

Huh? What’s that sonny!?

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Punk2044 36 points ago +36 / -0

Listen here Fat, let's do some push ups

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Flipbarryfromreddit 58 points ago +58 / -0 (edited)

SLEEPY PEDO JOE HASN’T SPOKE FOR MORE THAN 20 MINUTES ALL YEAR AND HE’S DEF BEING FED THE ANSWERS!!!! Why else refuse an electronic test???? WTFFFF! He’s going to be given the answers beforehand too and no way Chris will press Biden as hard as Trump!!!!! As Trump said a couple weeks ago: “Chris always wanted to be his father, he’s jealous of him but lacks the talent” lmao burn! FUCK CHRIS WALLACE!!!!!!!! I HATE him! Annoying ass cucked voice too he sounds like he has a dick in his throat. Ofc Fox chose the biggest never-Trumper to moderate the first debate... which the most ppl will watch. No way in hell he’s “America’s premier journalist”.... that honor belongs to Pearson Sharp of OAN!!!! Wish he got the honor to host lol he would’ve tore Biden a new one!

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Bloodylouver 26 points ago +26 / -0

Tell us how you really feel pede!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 16 points ago +16 / -0

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 well played pede. Lmao I’m a passionate centipede

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Missanthripocenex 11 points ago +11 / -0

I kind of hate Chris Wallace as well, but I give him points for having the capacity to be an asshole to everyone. Where others are he’s not afraid to go on the attack when you wouldn’t expect it. See his interview with Bill Clinton where he blind sided him with policies he had on the Middle East when all he wanted to talk about was his foundation. Clinton got so pissy at him for calling him out it was glorious.

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jurassicmonster 7 points ago +7 / -0

this is classic 2015 REDDIT-Style Trump Train, Bricks and all. Thank you for making me howl.

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anon1011101 1 point ago +1 / -0

HIGH ENERGY

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JoeandHunterBiden 7 points ago +7 / -0

C'mon man,, look, that's just not true, I uh, it wasn't a break uh, look you know, it wasn't two breaks every thirty minutes, look, everybody knows me and, okay you know it was a thirty minute break every two minutes, c'mon man everybody has to pee at some point, right? Right? Oh, and I've never heard of Hunter Biden, so don't bother asking me about him.

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RedHawk44 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jesus... It seems you might not like CW LOL

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd like to see that senile fucker do one single push-up.

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Modernturnkey 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd be shocked if he could get on the floor unassisted.

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Rusty_Bungus 14 points ago +14 / -0

Listen here, Fat.

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NavyGuy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Clap you stupid bastards

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Captain_Triips 7 points ago +7 / -0

or you ain't black

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anon1011101 1 point ago +1 / -0

And that's how I learned about roaches.

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Mrsattorney 28 points ago +28 / -0

I just read that Joe refused the ear inspection.

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IAbsolutelyDare 29 points ago +29 / -0

C'mon man! We don't need the hear... the... the ear... Look. A hundred eighty ears is a long time in politics. You ain't black!

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wavearsenal333 25 points ago +25 / -0

Someone needs to sneak an RF jamming device in there.. Just keep scanning through the frequencies until Joe quits making sense..

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DinosaurAlert 6 points ago +6 / -0

That made me laugh out loud and choke on my drink.

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magabirdlady 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wouldn't that be hysterical if there were loud high pitch sound that hearing aids make in the middle of the debate..LOL it would be so funny.

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fredmertz 4 points ago +4 / -0

He did NOT refuse the leg hair inspection though

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ElegantVelociraptor 2 points ago +2 / -0

But the inspection can only be done by adorable children...

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wavearsenal333 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just stay outta CornPops way. Hes a bad dude, and he runs s bad crew

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TRUMPISLOVETRUMPLIFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

im dead ahahahhah

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Pleepleus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump wheels out a cell phone jammer.

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Oldschooltexan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Need something that cancels the radio frequencies

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rickscarf 94 points ago +94 / -0

I hope Trump tweets this, something like "Sleepy Joe wants a break every 30 minutes - if he changes his mind and agrees to take a drug test, he can have all of the breaks he has requested. No problem, Joe, happy to negotiate!"

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Chopblock 29 points ago +30 / -1

‘Make a smart deal, don’t be a tough corn pop!’

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EpicWizardDuel 25 points ago +25 / -0

A tactic straight from The Art of the Deal.

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Tellsyouhow 17 points ago +17 / -0

No because they'll pump him full of drugs every 30 mins and he'll come away charged up and more cognisant. If he has an earpiece he'll fuck it up anyway

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Granny 5 points ago +5 / -0

This. He would have to get another drug test and ear check after each break!

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Themustardtiger 8 points ago +9 / -1

He would just get an oil change or use a peevac

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JohnWickParabellum 2 points ago +7 / -5

Found the P.O. or Counselor.

The DoD sent to a test location with this hot Specialist and she saw someone she knew there (hot contractor with pale skin and red ponytail) and they kept chatting outside the bathroom door about leave coming up and their plans for sandy beaches and bikinis to get away from the cold.

Hot Redhead : "This one in pink makes my boobs look so good, but it came with a thong and I don't know if I am brave enough to wear it."

Hot Specialist : "You are so lucky to have smaller ones, mine are all underwire and dig in like crazy to keep these girls contained!"

(Notices I have not come out with my urine sample yet, knocks on door)

"You need to hurry up Sir or they will fail you for taking so long!"

Me : "How am I supposed to be soft enough to piss while listening to you two talk about your tits in bikinis!"

Her : "Oh. Sorry. You heard that? We will be quiet."

My Dick : "Don't look at me that way, they sound fucking hot!"

Told my better half about it later that night and she laughed her ass off, with your hearing and love of the idea of two women at once, it must have been brutal. Ha! Ha!

The women in the unit talked about it for quite a while, and poked fun when I entered a room, "Careful ladies, just the sound of us talking is enough!"

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Themustardtiger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just had friends need to pass a piss test. And saw it on Blue mountain State

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StarGirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would be brilliant. Joe would look like he has something to hide giving up his breaks to avoid a drug test.

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IncredibleMrE1 50 points ago +50 / -0

NO BREAKS!

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FlipFlop 6 points ago +6 / -0

NO BRAKES!

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HadEnoughInCA 4 points ago +4 / -0

savage

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k6usy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump take the wheel!

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AngeredKabar 2 points ago +2 / -0

This needs more upvotes.

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Art-Vandelay41 28 points ago +28 / -0

This guy debates!

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ramennov 23 points ago +23 / -0

Only if it's a drug test after every "break"

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

With picture and picture during the commercials.

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AlphaNathan 257 points ago +258 / -1

NO BREAKS

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yellow_iron 105 points ago +106 / -1

Only a fucking politician would even want a break after working for 30 minutes.

I barely slow down enough to eat lunch once a day, there's hardly even the time to do it. This guy needs breaks? Every 30 minutes?

If his health is so precarious that he requires breaks to survive, he should be at home with his family instead of running for a 24/7/365 job.

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BurgerChef90 35 points ago +36 / -1

Only a fucking politician would even want a break after working for 30 minutes.

Politicians and most people under 30.

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Keiichi81 28 points ago +28 / -0

"I've been putting in 20 hour weeks and I can still barely afford the payments on my iPhone 11! Capitalism has failed."

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Afeazo 12 points ago +12 / -0

“I’ve been working at subway and only got my pay raised from $9 an hour to $9.15 an hour over 4 years this is such bullshit capitalism has failed. No I don’t care the local factory is looking for line workers at $18 an hour, capitalism has already failed and I can’t work more than 25 hours a week as I need to take care of my mental health”

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ILearnedToCode 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey slow your roll, theres dozens of us millenials who are hard working! Dozens I tell you

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Jeffersonian_Man 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm in that weird spot between Gen z and millenial. Everyone I know busts their ass.

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MAGA_4EVER 19 points ago +19 / -0

Right?

There's this new trend among tech companies though where they encourage you to take a 5 min break every 30 minutes so you don't burn out for the day.

Fuck that. Man up and work. You can barely get into the right frame of mind in 30 min, let alone get any meaningful work done.

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Hatefullynch 4 points ago +4 / -0

I dont get it.

I really don't

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letsgogogo 3 points ago +3 / -0

When I was working heavy diesel, the lead mechanic would take a smoke about every 30 minutes. This in tune caused a chain reaction of everybody under him taking up smoking just to get breaks and chop it up as we weren't really allotted any significant breaks otherwise except sometimes lunch if it was slow. You can imagine how many people started picking up smoking lol. We always got the trucks out on time and there was generally little to no oversight from management/ownership as we were at an off site location. But yeah I can see how it's an extremely unique situation and would probably not work for many other jobs.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 4 points ago +5 / -1

I can almost give a pass on wanting a break when you're a part of a televised debate vs. a day job.

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Captain_Triips 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump gives two hour speeches without even taking a drink of water

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HamburgerJung 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly! And that's why nobody with half a brain believes that Joe is the actual candidate for the Asses party.

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Greatest_adventure 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is no ‘candidate’. Biden is a safe fundraising prop for old Dem sponsors (Obama years); the rest is fraud.

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Imransgarage 54 points ago +54 / -0

There’s the pede I was looking for.

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AlphaNathan 23 points ago +24 / -1

Clap you stupid bastards

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edxzxz 5 points ago +5 / -0

I will laugh and rep this line EVERY TIME!

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StandardOilCompany 6 points ago +6 / -0

2 scoops. 2 terms. 2 genders. 0 BREAKS.

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2Fangz 2 points ago +2 / -0

3 Justices

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm guessing 5.

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Chopblock 6 points ago +6 / -0

Glorious!

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MegaMagaManX 4 points ago +4 / -0

No brakes!

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Loc12 209 points ago +209 / -0

What was his campaign thinking even asking for this. It looks so weak. They must be desperate

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 91 points ago +91 / -0

What was his campaign thinking even asking for this. It looks so weak. They must be desperate

Yep

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booblitchutz 62 points ago +62 / -0

Looking for a pretense to cancel:

We cannot continue to participate in debates when the Trump campaign is so unreasonable as to allow for simple bathroom breaks!

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ProphetOfKek 46 points ago +46 / -0

More like changing underwear breaks.

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Ligersrule1 33 points ago +33 / -0

It's really depends...

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Sarthax 6 points ago +6 / -0

Please allow Joe Biden his Dignity during the debates.

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edxzxz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Allowing Joe Biden to retain his dignity during the presidential debates = he should have stayed retired and he could watch at home, dignity intact. People deserve to see the true unvarnished person who claims he's fit to lead this country, so no pulling punches tonight!

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Sarthax 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just gonna leave this right here. I think you'll get the joke just from the link alone, but click through if it doesn't make sense.

https://www.dignityadultdiapers.com/product-category/adult-diapers/

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rob0Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

As long as he doesn’t use Nadlers brand.

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richmomz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tampax?

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Spawnlingman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Diaper man. Cmon!

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anishr 5 points ago +5 / -0

But wait I thought Drumpf was the one who needed his diaper changed??

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Libertysheimdall1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Truth. Trump may regret having no breaks when Biden shits his diaper and the stage smells like ass.

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ProudWhiteMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who the hell knows what time they need the bathroom a day ahead

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edxzxz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joe's doctors - they know how long the amphetamines will be effective, and when he needs another shot to appear coherent.

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Jeffersonian_Man 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you gotta reup on amphetamines every 30min you got serious issues. That's cocaine levels of redosing, cmon man!

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HyperCarbs 19 points ago +19 / -0

He might actually piss his pants tonight live on TV.

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commies0ride0free 16 points ago +16 / -0

I’m guessing pass out, 100% he can’t stand that long

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Itype33 15 points ago +15 / -0

A lot of alzheimer's medications cause incontinence, but they'll just strap a diaper on him. I'll be good to know he's spending the second half of the debate standing there in his own filth.

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2Fangz 2 points ago +2 / -0

More likely shove a catheter in his joepedo and strap a piss bag to his leg.

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mrwe 4 points ago +4 / -0

*hairy leg

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CantThinkOfUserName 13 points ago +13 / -0

If Biden shits his pants and Trump can smell it, I want him to grill Biden and call him out.

"Joe what is that? Did you really just evacuate your bowels on national television? Do we need to take a short break so you can clean up?"

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Raging_Clue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then Biden tries to fight trump and awkwardly stumbles and falls down.

That would be game over. Trump would win by a land slide

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tonightm16 15 points ago +15 / -0

Are they willing to let Biden die on stage? Because this screams they are considering it. Then say Trump killed Biden and push Heels Up out.

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preferredfault 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because they intend to steal the election, not win it.

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PyroSphere 176 points ago +176 / -0

His shots must only last 30 minutes. Good to know.

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FakeNametag 83 points ago +83 / -0

Even if he doesn't take shots, we now know he gets tired after 30 minutes. POTUS can just start dropping his biggest bombs at 31 minutes.

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doug2 31 points ago +32 / -1

Even if? He sure as hell does. They do make auto injectors though.

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WeShldBeAble2OwnRPGs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Queue the technical malfunctions at 31 minutes. 'we'll return after this quick commercial break!'

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enigucm 5 points ago +5 / -0

INCOMING MOAB AT 9:31PM EST

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

His shots must only last 30 minutes. Good to know.

Leakage

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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Kek!

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callaway86 7 points ago +7 / -0

"When you're debating Daddy Trump and you feel you have to dump..."

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

"When you're speaking there on stage and your bowels begin to rage..."

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grndmrshlgando 20 points ago +20 / -0

they're gonna overdose him right in front of live television in front of millions and millions of people. that sounds like something these reckless evil commies would do

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The_Litehaus_Abides 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ed Buck has entered the chat

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PoppinKREAM 1 point ago +1 / -0

They won't OD him, but he's gonna look like he's tweaking for sure.

He's fucked no matter what. The dose they've planned for will result in his deflation after 30 minutes, and he'll be his normal, unmedicated, senile self by the end; a "boost" to get him through 90 minutes will make him seem cracked out at the start, and incredibly cranky after the first hour.

There's too many points of failure for Biden now. Their absolute best outcome is to have a campaign-ending performance. They must be freaking the fuck out figuring out wtf to do.

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IncredibleMrE1 12 points ago +12 / -0

We have found yet another weakness.

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slasher 8 points ago +8 / -0

Probably his diapers too.

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randomusename 115 points ago +115 / -0

Wow! That alone should disqualify Biden.

Remember the 3am phone call commercial from HRC? Joe is not going to be answering that call at all. Its just going to ring no answer with this guy.

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Tusculan2 79 points ago +79 / -0

Dude can't handle 3pm calls.

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whippeat 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nap time

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 29 points ago +29 / -0

Remember the 3am phone call commercial from HRC? Joe is not going to be answering that call at all. Its just going to ring no answer with this guy.

Hitlery would have been to drunk to answer

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quantumwannabe 31 points ago +31 / -0

The 3 AM phone call happened. She didn't answer. Four Americans died.

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randomusename 19 points ago +19 / -0

Truth right there.

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Greatest_adventure 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bitch

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The_Peter 17 points ago +17 / -0

Joe Biden's answering machine will rule the free world.

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rightway 14 points ago +14 / -0

That would be a good commercial.

Title: "3:00AM at a Biden White House"

Nighttime photo of White House. Phone rings 15 times.

End of commercial.

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randomusename 12 points ago +12 / -0

Jill answers - 'Joe omg, everything is about to go crazy, the country needs you!'

Joe- 'Is it corn pop again? Corn pop is a bad dude, but we delt with him before'

Jill to the phone 'I'm sorry, Joe isn't 'here' at the moment' Jill slowly hangs up the phone.

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Johnfox13 6 points ago +6 / -0

He is a mess

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BigHonk 97 points ago +99 / -2

What happens if there is a major conflict that needs to be dealt with? Putin, Xi, or other world leaders don't take 30 minute breaks and they don't take 17 days off in a month

If Biden wins this country will deserve everything coming our way

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Krat 39 points ago +40 / -1

There won't be a country anymore. It'll be scattered regions of banana republics fighting law fare over a slave class.

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BathouseBarry 15 points ago +15 / -0

He can't win if the people have any say. It's about the rampant cheating.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

If Biden wins this country will deserve everything coming our way

Trump 2020 of America is done

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grndmrshlgando 12 points ago +12 / -0

the only way he would win is if they cheated the election. nobody is voting for that guy except hard core communists and anti-american leftists. as evident in the stark contrast between his rallies and trump's rallies. shit is going to get way worse before it gets better, and if they do manage to steal control of the country count of many states seceding and mass exodus because that tax plan is going to literally kill everyone.

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noPTSDforMePlease 7 points ago +7 / -0

My personal thoughts on it, i think that there are some people who will vote for Biden, but it is much less than is being reported.

I think Biden's actual support is maybe 20% of the population nationally (this obviously differs depending on which state), Trump probably has around 60% support, with the rest either not caring or supporting other parties (green/libertarian).

However it doesn't matter because polls are designed to manufacture support, democrats cheat all the time, and the media lies to everyone about everything. There is no way to know what the real level of support is.

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DonJr2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

The comments on The Rock's insta post were very telling. I scrolled though and 'hearted' the pro Trump ones for 20 minutes straight. There was one chain of 48 straight pro Trump comments. In a post supporting Biden by a guy who is likely followed by more liberals than conservatives.

48 straight is incredible. On average I would say it was OVER 90% pro Trump.

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SpaceForceZulu 4 points ago +4 / -0

We don’t deserve shit, it’s being stolen.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 77 points ago +77 / -0

Dude needs a break every 30 minutes, incredible.

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IncredibleMrE1 26 points ago +26 / -0

It's how long his shots last.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dude needs a break every 30 minutes, incredible.

He needs to get his prostrate checked

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Sarthax 3 points ago +3 / -0

Little known fact, San Francisco has a worker's right's law that mandates mutual Prostate Massaging every 30 minutes among co-workers. Biden is showing his solidarity for the Progressive platform.

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Filo76 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, they knew breaks every 10 minutes would be unreasonable so they asked for 30 instead.

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sun_wolf 4 points ago +4 / -0

They should have asked for a break every two minutes then negotiated up to ten.

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2Fangz 1 point ago +1 / -0

incredible

incontinent

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TrumpsGlassOfWater 64 points ago +64 / -0

Please Trump... Please Kek... make this night a glorious triumph over these evil bastards.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Please Trump... Please Kek... make this night a glorious triumph over these evil bastards.

🐸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🐸

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chinesevirus 56 points ago +56 / -0

Are you fucking kidding me? A break every 30 minutes? He can't stand and talk for more than 30 minutes at a time and he wants to be the President? That's pretty outrageous. Biden makes Hillary look like a decathlete by comparison.

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jjacksonRIAB 8 points ago +8 / -0

People go to work and get 3 breaks in an 8 hour shift. Pedo Joe goes to a debate and wants the equivalent of 16 breaks.

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TRUMPISLOVETRUMPLIFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

i get 1 30 minute break in 11 hours. what a fucking loser, why would anyone vote sleepy pedo joe

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alexnader 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he can't have he answers fed to him directly into her a ear, he's definitely gonna need a quick break to go check his notes and "freshen up" on which questions are coming next.

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StarGirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Harris can kneel for more than 30 minutes at a time.

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Heebiejeebies 1 point ago +1 / -0

His plan is to resign the minute after the swearing in ceremony.

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sustainable_saltmine 53 points ago +53 / -0

breaks for:

  • another injection of a drug to make him more lucid to hide his dementia and prevent his gaffes and senior moments
  • get a quick pep talk and strategy from his coaches off-stage, what they want him to say
  • cheat any way they can while the cameras are off during commercial
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pmurTJdlanoD 23 points ago +23 / -0

And also bathroom use cause incontinence

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

breaks for:another injection of a drug to make him more lucid to hide his dementia and prevent his gaffes and senior moments get a quick pep talk and strategy from his coaches off-stage, what they want him to say cheat any way they can while the cameras are off during commercial

Exactly …

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Ben45 39 points ago +40 / -1

NO BRAKES

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grndmrshlgando 5 points ago +5 / -0

its a disaster in the making. I'm betting at some point the debate is going to transform into a personal grilling since the guy is always trying to save face and digging a deeper hole for himself.

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Greatest_adventure 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden will go into debate rage at the slightest uncomfortable question.

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FedTalks 31 points ago +31 / -0

No breaks, no brakes.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

No breaks, no brakes.

No naps And No ‘LIDS’

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dirtysanchez69 18 points ago +18 / -0

Inject moar drugs during the breaks! 🐂💩🐂💩🐂💩

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Rockribbed1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Cardiac arrest in 3, 2, 1

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Biggie_Smalls 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fair..... DEPENDS diapers only have a 30 minute hold time

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nmipede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Question: Can Joe complete the debate without the requested 30 minute breaks?

Answer: Depends.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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TRUMPISLOVETRUMPLIFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

that depends on how much comes out though

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JesseLeePeterson 15 points ago +15 / -0

BETA

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 14 points ago +15 / -1

There are if you're Joe Biden and the media runs interference for you. It also helps if you agree to give away more of the country to China.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

It also helps if you agree to give away more of the country to China.

Chyna loves the Biden family

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droden 13 points ago +13 / -0

jesus christ my wifes 100 year old great aunt has 100,000x more energy than this old dementia patient.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

jesus christ my wifes 100 year old great aunt has 100,000x more energy than this old dementia patient.

👍👍👍

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WeShldBeAble2OwnRPGs 3 points ago +3 / -0

My dead grandmother is quicker on her feet than Joe Biden... And that's with her oxygen tank getting carted around

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Teeje92 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lol I am still not convinced biden will show. Wouldn't be surprised if they framed it as some kind of bold stand against trumps lies or some nonsense like that

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AtariArtist 10 points ago +10 / -0

Biden is NOT going to debate. He's starting his weasiling out plan.

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The_Peter 10 points ago +10 / -0

Maybe they can give Joe a little carpet to sleep on for nap time too.

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Desperado 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's such a bad look to even ask for breaks. Pitiful.

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RolandDelacroix 9 points ago +9 / -0

Women in general place their support behind whoever will provide for them and their children. When older, this is usually their husband, and they become conservative, because a powerful State steals resources from their family. When young, divorced, or a single mom, they support that very state which steals resources from others to provide for them, and hence become liberal.

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KingOfThighland 4 points ago +5 / -1

Women in general place their support behind whoever will provide for them and their children.

And note that they will happily betray their current provider for their enemy if they think they'll get more support of safety out of it.

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2Fangz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Happened in Denmark in WWII.

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OnlyAmerica 9 points ago +9 / -0

I literally just told my MAGA friend an hour ago that they are going to pump him full of meth to get him sober for 30 minutes, and here we are!

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rentfREEEE_since2016 9 points ago +9 / -0

Break every 30 minutes because side effects of medication is incontinence.

Like, no joke.

Can you imagine being the leader of the free world, in a meeting with Kim Jong Un, and you have to leave every 30 minutes or you’ll shit your pants?

What a fucking joke.

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Foolish_Libtard 8 points ago +8 / -0

NO BRAKES ON THE TRUMP TRAIN JOE CHILD SNIFFING PEDO

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Bluemoonsugar 7 points ago +7 / -0

He needs a sniff of a child every 30 minutes.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

NO BRAKES ON THE TRUMP TRAIN JOE CHILD SNIFFING PEDO

It’s gonna be a beautiful debate.

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doug2 8 points ago +9 / -1

Lmfao, breaks?!

How is this the real candidate..

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grndmrshlgando 2 points ago +2 / -0

its a chinese communist puppet. the democrats simply don't have a viable candidate because the truth is they do not stand for democracy at all and are instead full on hardcore communist. weird stuff like this will happen when you try to mix capitalism and communism. and it just spirals down harder the harder you try

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womp_squared 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is their out. Biden requests something, Trump says No, Biden refuses to debate.

Trump should show up anyways and answer all the questions and talk shit about Joe.

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travelkarl 8 points ago +8 / -0

So they asked for this AFTER the demand for drug tests. Very interesting.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep

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Light_HIV_Effect 8 points ago +8 / -0

Biden is going to "borrow" the next week's energy using meth, adderall and alzheimers drugs just to appear cogent for tonight, then he's going to crash and be on his ass for the next week.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden is going to "borrow" the next week's energy using meth, adderall and alzheimers drugs just to appear cogent for tonight, then he's going to crash and be on his ass for the next week.

Yep. Biden will then be on a 7 day nap.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 7 points ago +7 / -0

This train has no breaks!

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

NO BREAKS AND NO BRAKES!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

👍👍👍

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

C'mon man!

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Sweetlysouthern1409 6 points ago +6 / -0

NO BRAKES NO BREAKS

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CovefefeREEEE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came here to say this. Niiiiiiiice.

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11B_2506 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is gonna be epic! Expose this treasonous fraudster Mr. President!

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ThePowerOfPrayer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump needs to put on a mask at the 30 minute mark, exclaim it's because Biden shit himself, and then take it off and say it doesn't work.

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Loc12 6 points ago +6 / -0

About 9 hours left until the debates...can Joe still pull out

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 8 points ago +9 / -1

About 9 hours left until the debates...can Joe still pull out

Kamala Harris told Joe not to pull out.

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TRUMPISLOVETRUMPLIFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

you mean commie Kamala harris

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Zaia133 2 points ago +2 / -0

Senior abuse

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TOPDAWG22 6 points ago +6 / -0

let's not b******* here we all know if Biden says one single coherent sentence he's going to be declared the winner and if he doesn't piss or s*** his pants be declared the mega winner.

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f_bastiat 5 points ago +5 / -0

They must be giving him some fast-acting stims that wear off quickly

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cook_does 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are planning on swapping out his depends diaper and upping his amphetamine dose while closely monitoring his heart to keep it from exploding.

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Bluemoonsugar 5 points ago +5 / -0

So he can learn the questions and answers while on the toilet.

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ProfessorRomendev 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess the reply’s are filled with people screeching about golf.

Edit: I’M A FUCKING WIZARD

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svartchimpans 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be fair, Kayleigh walked straight into that one. It was my first thought. "There are no breaks"... "except golf breaks".

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NorthernPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

How many of you hard workers start early and take you’re first coffee a couple HOURS later? Without a break! Trump has a white collar job and a blue collar work ethic!

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LikeAWombatScorned 3 points ago +3 / -0

White collar worker here (software dev). I'm in my office by 8 am and don't usually take any break until lunch. I should probably drink more water. :)

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Blutarsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well.. we've already seen one Democrat shit his pants on tv within a week. No sense in stopping a trend!

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fear_mongrels 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tbh, "c'mon, man" is synonymous with "gimme a break"

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DoubleTrumpPumpBump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because they're planning on having him do lines to maintain the thin veneer of mental cognizance.

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doug2 6 points ago +7 / -1

Please, nothing so archaic as cocaine. I'm thinking a blend of amphetamine salts and dementia meds, along with a nice auto injector. Only problem is they can burst blood vessels in the eyes. Alert, red eyed joe means he just got a dose.

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Sea_Still 4 points ago +4 / -0

This debate has NO BREAKS!

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LikeAWombatScorned 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek!

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trumptrain11 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please let him shit-shuffle off stage like NoNads did.

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KnottyJane 4 points ago +4 / -0

2 hours from now:

Trump is unreasonable, asking for drug tests and ear piece checks and not allowing for breaks. We will not validate his campaign so we will not be participating in debates with him.

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-REEEEEEEDACTED- 4 points ago +4 / -0

I got a hundred bucks saying we get at least one eye-bleed from Pedo Joe tonight.

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C00gsHouse281 4 points ago +4 / -0

No breaks for Sundown Joe.

He’s already gotten the questions in advance, wearing an ear piece, and pumped full of drugs.