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uxername27 60 points ago +64 / -4

Kill it with fire! It's venomous!

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PyroSphere 53 points ago +53 / -0

Ah yes, the dreaded Somalian Shit Snek. The only good one is a dead one.

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KylesRifle 22 points ago +22 / -0

I hear bacon grease works best for eliminating these beasts!

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JohnnyRico69 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same thing with communists. It's about time we start making more good ones!

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only good one is a dead one.

On a side note, the last snake I killed recently turned out to be a “leg less lizard”. I’d never heard of such a thing, but I sorta felt bad because it would’ve eaten a lot of pests. I need to learn more about snakes because now I just kill one when I see it because I’m worried about my dog. Eastern Glass Lizard who’s ever heard of such a thing?

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1burrdog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck, where I live nearly every freaking snake will literally kill you, on top of that the spiders are pretty lethal as well!!...........Then when you go north nearly everything wants to kill you...........just like that POS in the top of the thread

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, I’m trying to guess where you might live, sounds awful just in terms of pests. I’ve never been there so I’m only going off what I’ve read, but my guess is some part of Australia.

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SlumberBalu 7 points ago +7 / -0

That one is just toxic, not venomous, not the bite kills you.

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Outside your door? Honey, these snakes are all over Minneapolis. We'd have to burn Minneapolis to the ground, but then they'd just flee to the suburbs, which has already happened. See: Eden Prairie, Shakopee, Bloomington...

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d prefer to send a mongoose after it!

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Ndmand69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shotgun blast!!!