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uxername27 60 points ago +64 / -4

Kill it with fire! It's venomous!

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PyroSphere 53 points ago +53 / -0

Ah yes, the dreaded Somalian Shit Snek. The only good one is a dead one.

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KylesRifle 22 points ago +22 / -0

I hear bacon grease works best for eliminating these beasts!

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JohnnyRico69 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same thing with communists. It's about time we start making more good ones!

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only good one is a dead one.

On a side note, the last snake I killed recently turned out to be a “leg less lizard”. I’d never heard of such a thing, but I sorta felt bad because it would’ve eaten a lot of pests. I need to learn more about snakes because now I just kill one when I see it because I’m worried about my dog. Eastern Glass Lizard who’s ever heard of such a thing?

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1burrdog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck, where I live nearly every freaking snake will literally kill you, on top of that the spiders are pretty lethal as well!!...........Then when you go north nearly everything wants to kill you...........just like that POS in the top of the thread

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, I’m trying to guess where you might live, sounds awful just in terms of pests. I’ve never been there so I’m only going off what I’ve read, but my guess is some part of Australia.

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1burrdog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep I live in Australia..............I shot an eastern brown snake that the cat had bailed off the porch, it was a good 7 foot long as thick as my arm and angry as fuck, they are the most common snake around here and if you get bitten more than likely you will die especially where I live cause I am out in the middle of nowhere. The other type around here is the red belly black which will make you sick as hell but are pretty docile ( i would normally pick em up and send them on their way) and also tiger snakes which are lethal but not in the same realm as the eastern brown, we also get 6 to 7 foot long lace monitors (lizards) and all sorts of other interesting animals..........I love it!

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SlumberBalu 7 points ago +7 / -0

That one is just toxic, not venomous, not the bite kills you.

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Outside your door? Honey, these snakes are all over Minneapolis. We'd have to burn Minneapolis to the ground, but then they'd just flee to the suburbs, which has already happened. See: Eden Prairie, Shakopee, Bloomington...

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d prefer to send a mongoose after it!

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Ndmand69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shotgun blast!!!

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Loc12 37 points ago +38 / -1

You knew I was snek when you took me in

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VinnyMAGA 25 points ago +25 / -0

Ah, the times when Trump used to read us nursery rhymes. It seems so long ago!

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MustBeTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

I still listen to it every night before bed.

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Unobtainium 21 points ago +21 / -0

Relative of the We Wuz Kangz Cobra

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Trump2024 12 points ago +12 / -0 (edited)

Interesting fact. Mere moments AFTER the We Wuz Kangz Cobra impregnates the Wakanda Cobra the We Wuz Kangz Cobra literally disappears! Then it takes a village of the Whitesnake to support the invasive We Was Kangz/Wakanda Cobras.

EDIT is in bold

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 5 points ago +5 / -0

Have a thumbs up. Brilliant!

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VelveetaJohnson 5 points ago +5 / -0

These Cobras slither on the hood of Whitesnake’s car.

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TRUMPets 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gold!! 😀

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 16 points ago +16 / -0

Mohammadan Viper. Ophiophagus Camelfuckeri. Don't let it in under any circumstances.

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Salacious_B_Trump 14 points ago +14 / -0

Khalid Snake Mohammed

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PrivateFluttershy 10 points ago +10 / -0

No that's just insulting to snakes. Omar ranks below the garbage pilled in your local dump.

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 9 points ago +9 / -0

At least snakes help keep the vermin population down. Mohammedans only increase it.

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Mainwar 9 points ago +10 / -1

Shotgun! 12 gauge! fire!

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JalapenoPepe 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is a job for Jimmy "The Mongoose" O'Keefe

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MyMagaRedHaT 8 points ago +8 / -0

That is the Somali Ungratefulbrotherloving snake, be careful.

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BilbroNaggins 9 points ago +9 / -0

Scientific fact, this snake copulate with with her own brothers, that's why it's commonly known as the the FuckerBrother Snek.

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_Sully_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gavin Mcinnes refer to these types as immingrates. People that immigrate to a country then just bitch and moan about it and, in this case, lie cheat and steal and turn around and complain how corrupt it is.

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AnthraciteCracker 7 points ago +9 / -2

You Know What It Is... Do Not Let It In

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HumasTaint 7 points ago +7 / -0

Looks trustworthy.

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BabyTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Honey, fetch me the shovel.

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CanadianRepublcan556 7 points ago +7 / -0

All I see is a Muslim.

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Private_D_Jackson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Quick, grab a fucking shovel.

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VelveetaJohnson 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s a Somali Incest Adder

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JetJocky 7 points ago +7 / -0

"You knew she was a snake before you let her in."

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faplesspotato 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

Ah yes, the Mogadishu Mamba, also known as the ballothera harvestus in the scientific world. Native to Africa, the Mogadishu Mamba can't build its own nest. Instead, it disguises itself as different breed before laying its eggs in another snake's nest. Unusual among snakes, this species will mate with one of its siblings early in its life cycle. Once fully grown, it leaves its sibling for a much larger specimen. It has been noted among herpetologists that to ensure the survivability of its own young, the somalian viper will eat eggs of other snakes as sustenance. (Citation needed)

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Pixel 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is the Somalian Turd Cobra

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karmalizing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Steppy

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pepemerchant2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Somalian deep state snake! Very deadly. Call Veritas Exterminators quick!

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CovfefeVideo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kang Cobra

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SonofaGunDealer12 5 points ago +5 / -0

The venomous Somalian Harvester snek

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DarkEyedJunco 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gutter Mouth Asp Viper .. Invasive Variety

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's called a "Somalian Shit Coil" snake. They are most commonly found coiled in shit holes, such as holes dug in the desert or the basement of outhouses.

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djmarcone 5 points ago +5 / -0

nope rope

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WidePepoSad 5 points ago +5 / -0

neeeed ballotsssssssssss

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totallymad4u 3 points ago +3 / -0

But nottt before iiiiisss have brother ssssexxxxxx

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Trumperette1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Definitely has a fork tongue. Is extremely poisonous. Slithers. Take it out!

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Randomite 5 points ago +5 / -0

Use your Truck of Peace.

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Boof_Bro 5 points ago +5 / -0

Aloha snakebar!

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karmalizing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Piggy backing on this thread for a moment..

Please contact your state representative(s) and ask them to approve Opaganib as a “Compassionate Use” treatment for Covid in your state.

There is a anti- viral treatment for Covid that, as far as I can tell, is ready for the prime time; Opaganib.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/redhill-biopharma-opaganib-demonstrates-complete-123000252.html

It’s in Phase 2/3 Trials currently but under the FDA Warp Speed program does not need to complete this to be authorized for Emergency Use.

It has been tested for years as an anti-cancer and anti- inflammatory drug, and is very safe with little to no side effects.

It is just an oral pill that can be taken, and it cured 6/6 Compassionate Use cases in Israel several months ago, when given to patients with late stage “covid induced pneumonia”

It’s made in Israel by a highly reputable and respected company, RedHill.

If you have any contacts, please let the Trump admin know to start talking about this ASAP, there is no need to wait for sketchy vaccines, there is a treatment available TODAY that stops the virus from replicating in its tracks. Opaganib needs be be approved immediately for Emergency Use in all 50 states.

No one can talk shit about Trump not doing enough for Covid if he releases a CURE before the election (better than a vaccine)

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Headline_Correction 5 points ago +5 / -0

THAT, is akchally - a common cunt.

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chelthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please tread on me!

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Bestboy143 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get these muslims out of our amazing country. Make them run back to the sandy shitholes they belong.

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Kanye_Twitty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Smash it's head with a Quran and make sure to burn both the snake and Quran when you're done.

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

$1 solution.

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Not_your_King 4 points ago +4 / -0

Things Ohmar has gotten away with:

  1. Immigration fraud.

  2. Campaign finance violations

3 (Soon to be). Election tampering.

There is no justice in USA.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only justice we will see is what we get ourselves. Come on Barr, prove me wrong!

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South_Florida_Guy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't take her in!!!

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totallymad4u 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nuke it from orbit!

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ObongoForPrison2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cut off its head!

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want that Bitch ARRESTED within the next 25 minutes!

Fuck with me!

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leftists_are_trash 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ssssssend it back to the country sporting an average IQ that we'd consider to be mentally retarded here in America. It cannot integrate here and will not add any value.

Or crush its head, like venomous snakes deserve.

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f_bastiat 3 points ago +3 / -0

She truly is a snake.

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orange_dit 3 points ago +3 / -0

They typically invade your land in pairs. Usually with a sibling. So watch out for a second one! Look behind you!

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IdahoMan87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please don’t compare that cunt with snakes. Snakes are badass.

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VoterIDMatters 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dirty Whoresnake

Aka

Traitor Mamba

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TychoDurandal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cut it in half and count its rings

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nds19 3 points ago +3 / -0

If she's the snake, does this make TD peeps the badgers? Also, Alex Jones is obviously the mushroom.

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Pissedoffamerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some snake did something.............

KILL THE FUCKING THING!!