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PM_ME_UR_YARD_GIRL 182 points ago +184 / -2

Looks like a instathot to me.

But I'd definitely make her another future ex fiancee.

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sunnyingreenfield 77 points ago +81 / -4

Yard is in shambles too

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PM_ME_UR_YARD_GIRL 130 points ago +132 / -2

plant some roses bitch don't tattoo them

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RyanT282 54 points ago +54 / -0

Username checks out!

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Username 15 points ago +15 / -0

But I just got here!

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RyanT282 3 points ago +4 / -1

🤨😐

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deleted -2 points ago +1 / -3
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MiniVanCopter 3 points ago +4 / -1

Her pussy smells like Rose water It’s why she has that tatted on her.

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BeekeepingPatriot 62 points ago +62 / -0

As a beekeeper I’d say it’s perfect. That’s bee food right there! Honey is money!

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RyanT282 36 points ago +36 / -0

Username checks out, too! I ❤ honey.

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Crisatunity_knocks 21 points ago +21 / -0

I remember as a kid we would get plastic takeaway containers of fresh dripping honey comb direct from the local beekeeper. Occasionally there was a unlucky bee corpse in there, just pick that shit out. Chew it up and spit out the wax. Talk about a sugar rush.

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PinochetIsMyHero 13 points ago +16 / -3

DIABEETUS

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G_regulator 5 points ago +5 / -0

10/10 hehehehe

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permissible_missile 28 points ago +28 / -0

https://thomasprussophotography.com/

They're probably just models

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tdwinner2020 8 points ago +9 / -1

Damn, post is ruined. OP's fault. Still, it's good to see good trigger discipline any day!

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permissible_missile 13 points ago +13 / -0

Imagine being that guy though, pretty nice gig.

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somercet 6 points ago +6 / -0

https://www.instagram.com/p/B24qsHFJVqN/ Nicer image, easier to download.

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orange_dit 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is definitely red-pilled judging by his hashtags.

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spec17 17 points ago +19 / -2

Agreed...

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christianknight 7 points ago +7 / -0

basically, another gun bunny

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freefolk 6 points ago +11 / -5

Don't worry about the destination, just enjoy the ride.

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Konsaki 16 points ago +20 / -4

Just like all the other Johns she's ridden.

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PinochetIsMyHero 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wouldn't mind being Eskimo brothers with them.

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BathouseBarry 152 points ago +158 / -6

Don't love the tattoos.

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DuesImperator 112 points ago +118 / -6

I hate tattoos. They look so trashy IMO.

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trainrekt 60 points ago +64 / -4

They're so main stream. I like my women counterculture, like God made them.

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RustySheckleford 40 points ago +41 / -1

Even dorks get them today... It's kind of cringe.

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booblitchutz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Star bellied sneetches.

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Pedeberrycrunch 6 points ago +6 / -0

NOT the best on the beaches.

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KEKtheMIGHTY1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tactical photo shoot? Let's get all tarted out with tac gear and make-up. Retarded.

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JarretGax 21 points ago +23 / -2

About 99% time I agree, especially large pieces. I've seen a few tasteful small discrete pieces that ive liked.

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vacu 10 points ago +10 / -0

The only tattoos I find acceptable are ones specifically for religious, gang, or fraternal purposes, e.g. military or similar.

Not that I would encourage joining any of those or getting those tattoos, but I respect them.

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Captainzoomer 74 points ago +76 / -2

Agree. Why mark up a beautiful work of art?

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Au_contrarian 83 points ago +83 / -0

You don't put bumper stickers on a Ferrari.

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SketchyDetails 6 points ago +6 / -0

She’s not even a BMW..more like a Hyundai Elantra

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TaggartCiscontinenta 8 points ago +8 / -0

Funny, I was thinking she’s a Hyundai Genesis Coupe, a fake sports car with too many aftermarket decals (tatts) and body cladding (plastic titties).

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JediMasterGandalf 22 points ago +23 / -1

Exactly.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 15 points ago +15 / -0

My thoughts exactly, pede.

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LesboPregnancyScare 70 points ago +70 / -0

The things you miss about theh 90s, women werent covered in tattoos

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LordYugemongus -11 points ago +8 / -19

I love me a good tramp stamp lol

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LesboPregnancyScare 32 points ago +32 / -0

lol, "tramp stamps" were popular 20 years ago and are effectively mothers and older women tattoos now. Just like the now current trend the "skank flank" will date women the same, and will become mom/old woman/grandma tattoos in time.

Unless one was in the military, a prison, or a gang, tattoos are stupid AF.

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LordYugemongus 15 points ago +18 / -3

Thank you u/lesboPregnancyScare very cool

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LesboPregnancyScare 7 points ago +9 / -2

ok coomer

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LordYugemongus 1 point ago +4 / -3

Former Coomer thank you... I reformed. Still love tramp stamps and am always surprised when I see one although it’s very rare. Last time I saw one was in the office in 2014 when an admin was changing the copier paper. Whoah! 😳

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LesboPregnancyScare 7 points ago +9 / -2

Former Coomer thank you

lol, how could anyone ever know? Having a coomer mindset still makes you a coomer.

Last time I saw one was in the office in 2014 when an admin was changing the copier paper

and she was a dumpy 35 year old mom.

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Hokage_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I met a retired Marine when 24 hour fitness was still open.

All he had was the Marine insignia crossed with AR15s. Not a sleeve tattoo. A t-shirt would have covered his tattto. It was a personal note to himself, not really a billboard advertisement.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a a skank flank tattoo? Where would that be on a body?

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not a fan. Why do people act like their body is an eighth grader’s spiral notebook

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Redditiscucked2 17 points ago +18 / -1

Yes, tatoos look bad on everyone but especially on women

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TenScoops 4 points ago +4 / -0

me neither. I hate tattoos.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 91 points ago +101 / -10

IDK... Those tats scream "I make bad decisions, and I've experienced 20 other dicks to compare yours to".

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Slick_Willys_Willy 48 points ago +50 / -2

200* FTFY

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 12 points ago +14 / -2

Well... That would depend on if there's any tats near the twat.

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xdrunkagainx 14 points ago +17 / -3

What do you call the useless piece of skin around the vagina?

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molecularpimpin 17 points ago +20 / -3

"a woman"

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xdrunkagainx 5 points ago +6 / -1

Winner winner

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uxername27 0 points ago +2 / -2

chicken dinner

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Tellman125 3 points ago +3 / -0

SLLLLLLLLLLLURP!

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 7 points ago +8 / -1

meat curtains

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luckyfunk13 6 points ago +6 / -0

Depends on what her name is...

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gaijin_ronin 5 points ago +5 / -0

beef flaps

dick sheets

cooter coozie

tarp

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Tellman125 2 points ago +2 / -0

you are a world-class expert is extremely used-up vaginas

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gaijin_ronin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Living in a city with a large military base it is hard to not run into one. I avoided the used ones, didn't want sloppy 3rds or 82nds.

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myswedishfriend 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Sweetie"

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Slick_Willys_Willy -5 points ago +6 / -11

10/10 would still probably wife

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 31 points ago +32 / -1

Personally, I'd rather know the kids are mine.

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christianknight 14 points ago +14 / -0

she would unwife you within a few years after starting a fake argument with you over something you did years in the past

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remember1776 16 points ago +16 / -0

Twenty is a conservative estimate

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almond_activator 1 point ago +2 / -1

No, an estimate attempts to be accurate. 'Twenty' is a lie you tell yourself because you're scared to go looking for the real answer.

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icockmyglock 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like, "I make bad decisions, but because of my youth, my vajayjay and the ease with which I let other people use it I don't have to take any personal responsibility."

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OnlyAmerica 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I had a double dick, I would have the left dick tattooed. Too bad I don't.

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JohnWickParabellum -3 points ago +1 / -4

All I've ever heard from hot women is : "Go slow you are huge... let me get on top... I don't think it is going to fit."

Me : "It's only just over 8 inches. I say it's 9 if anyone asks."

Them : "Yeah but it's fucking thick."

To have the statistical 6 inch average, there has to be some of us a lot larger to balance out the millions of 4-5 inchers out there!

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 0 points ago +1 / -1

I wonder what the median cock size is

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JohnWickParabellum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Median is : 5.5 inches

Women prefer 7-8 inches.

Google Image Search : Penis Size Preference Chart

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FlyMyFlagProudly 77 points ago +87 / -10

Not interested in cosplaying sluts.

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ObjectiveReality 13 points ago +14 / -1

This

That plate carrier is low, way too low. Like, comically low. Which is amazing because it's over sized her (she's gotta be like 5' but is rocking a large) and you could still put a round through the top of her fucking heart it's worn so low.

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Tellman125 9 points ago +10 / -1

Damn. I was sure she was a combat troop until I read your comment.

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icockmyglock 4 points ago +5 / -1

WTF are you talking about. If she wore that properly it would cover up her side boobage!

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Pumpingiron_Patriot 54 points ago +58 / -4

Side boob from the front..thats impressive

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JediMasterGandalf 36 points ago +36 / -0

Well, that's the way implants seem to work these days. They push the boobs out to each side.

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Tellman125 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump himself has said he hates implants that "look like two lights posts coming out of the body":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khHzansOy2E

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JediMasterGandalf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny, though, I think a lot of women want them that way. Why, I have no idea.

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RustySheckleford 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've noticed very recently a few boobjobs that don't look halfbad. The technology (Or art?) of it is definitely improving.

Most of the times i prefer natural, but there's been a few sets that are actually pretty well done. Seems kind of rare though. I didn't know people were purposefully getting the gap??? That looks so fucking horrible.

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Tellman125 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump hates badly done breast implants, as he said in an interview years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khHzansOy2E

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RustySheckleford 1 point ago +1 / -0

He truly is a man of culture.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

The “Marty Feldman”

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Corroded doorbells

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flashersenpai 15 points ago +16 / -1

I am so proud of the comments in this thread. Maybe there's hope after all.

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Always4mycrew 36 points ago +38 / -2

Tattoos ruined a perfect body. And this thot is not wife material. Awalt

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Bellinelkamk 35 points ago +37 / -2

If she’s not gonna wear her plates high enough, should she wear them at all?

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SadPangolin 14 points ago +15 / -1

You don't need armor with boobs that big.

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masculinist 16 points ago +16 / -0

Paul Harrel needs to test the stopping power of silicon implants lol

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TacoTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Not bad at all”

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ragtimesongs 5 points ago +5 / -0

You be the judge

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benny_rt2 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is a caveat

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +3 / -1

Demolition Ranch needs to test the stopping power of silicon implants lol

FTFY

Demolitia 4 Lyfe

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BeefChucker 9 points ago +9 / -0

Those implants are kevlar.

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ObjectiveReality 6 points ago +7 / -1

She's tiny yet rocking 10"x12", and despite how oversized it is on her you could put a round clean through the top of her heart anyways! Like, how do you wear something so enormous on you and STILL manage to not cover the single most important thing you're supposed to cover??

"But then you couldn't see my cleavage!"

Be gone thot

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JohnWickParabellum 0 points ago +1 / -1

Do you pitch or receive?

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ciaramella_is_gay 1 point ago +2 / -1

Gotta line the top of the plates up with your collarbone...better lose your lunch than your life .

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jiujiujiu 29 points ago +30 / -1

Big fat no from me.

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Donald12345 28 points ago +29 / -1 (edited)

Tattoos = Future divorcee who takes half your shit

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deleted 22 points ago +23 / -1
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NewUser1758 20 points ago +21 / -1

Her armor needs to sit up higher, it doesn't line up with the base of her collar bone

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 19 points ago +20 / -1

Nope. Nike swoosh on the pants.

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Darkheartisland 18 points ago +20 / -2

Can she cook a BLT at 11pm?

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RyanT282 11 points ago +12 / -1

A BLT sounds really good right now at 9:50PM.

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myswedishfriend 10 points ago +11 / -1

BLT

Bacon

Lots of roast beef

Turkey

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Aambrick 1 point ago +2 / -1

Bacon

Lettuce

Tomatoes

If you ever want to lose weight, feel full, and want to eat a lot not much to go wrong with a BLT.

Just go heavy on the B if you want that Protein.

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Bukkaboo 17 points ago +18 / -1

.5/10

Stock Glock sights, no thanks! I'll take a plain Jane with some Trijicon HDs to guard my six, tyvm.

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masculinist 3 points ago +3 / -0

To each his own - no Glock for me thx

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DebbieinDallas 17 points ago +21 / -4

You guys are soooo easy to be tricked. Use your brains FFS. She’s wearing TATOOS! Sure sign of insecurity and daddy issues

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DeepWinter 5 points ago +7 / -2

Came here to say just that.

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deleted 15 points ago +17 / -2
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katsumi27 15 points ago +16 / -1

A larper?

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Chick-fill-eh 14 points ago +15 / -1

Hun, that's not how plates work.

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masculinist 13 points ago +14 / -1

She should take some cues from Melania on how to really be wife material

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TurdFerguson 13 points ago +14 / -1

That carrier is really going to chafe without an undershirt.

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Iseekekpeople 11 points ago +14 / -3

Must post tight shot grouping first.

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rageous 10 points ago +11 / -1

carousel rider. pass.

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Axiom502 9 points ago +11 / -2

She has tattoos... lol

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BeMyFren 7 points ago +9 / -2

Hot af but them tattoos need help.

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fablong 7 points ago +10 / -3

jesus look at them tiddies

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Mythologick 12 points ago +13 / -1

Faker than Pelosi’s dentures.

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KekProphet 4 points ago +6 / -2

fakies

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Jaqen 7 points ago +11 / -4

Wife material? This is barely teenage fap material.

Hard pass.

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LikeAWombatScorned 7 points ago +12 / -5

HELLO MY NAME IS FUCK YOU

Your terms are acceptable.

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Jolo 2 points ago +4 / -2

So much intelligence here... And Truth.

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DeadOverRed 7 points ago +7 / -0

She seems to have lost her rifle.

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Mynamesprivate 7 points ago +7 / -0

PLATE CARRIER TOO LOW, MAGAZINES NOT THE CORRECT WAY FOR FAST RELOAD

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cluckingducks 7 points ago +8 / -1

Mags don't match the firearm.

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DeeDay 6 points ago +7 / -1 (edited)

Damn, she's beautiful but the tattoos. Ladies, you never, NEVER put graffiti or bumper stickers on a super car!

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Jsmitty112 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haha “Hello my name is fuck you”

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Pecker2002 6 points ago +6 / -0

Plate carrier is way too low to be effective.

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Deathmelody 6 points ago +7 / -1

I see p-mags and I don’t see a peepee which makes me really happy.

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Skogin 6 points ago +12 / -6

I can has?

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 27 points ago +29 / -2

$350 incall

$500 outcall

$2500 for a weekend.

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Skogin 17 points ago +18 / -1

ATM go BRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Jolo 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's a fucking deal. How about half my wealth for the rest of your life?

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christianknight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao

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MythArcana 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gorgeous, tough, great physique, but damn these tattoos already. They just won't die like Hillary and rap.

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Ballind 5 points ago +5 / -0

Covered in tattoos and half naked on the internet. She's the kind of girl you rent, not buy.

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tdwinner2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love good trigger discipline porn!

Love that trigger discipline!!!

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SweetBeef 5 points ago +6 / -1

She would be trouble 😜

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Deathlessly 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean, if you're going for Instagram anyways, you might as well show us someone who can bring home dinner.

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LikeAWombatScorned 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hannah's the best!

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rbobjones69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn! Now if she can speak in Amy Coney Barrett's voice it's a deal! 😉

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's even better my dude. She has a sweet Alabama accent.

It used to be Italians or French speaking English with a heavy accent that's sexy. This is the new sexy as accents represents cultures we look up to and aspire for.

European cities are crumbling. These are the new voices of saviors of humanity. The last refuge of sensibility and family values.

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rbobjones69 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're a lucky guy.

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know her in person. Just a subscriber to her channel. Her boyfriend is a lucky guy.

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orange_dit 4 points ago +7 / -3

She has tattoos though.

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blackkit27 [S] -5 points ago +4 / -9

If that's a flaw for you, I feel sorry for you son.

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orange_dit 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'm not going to apologize for my taste in women. I don't feel sorry for people that are into tattoos either. It's just not my thing. It is also unbiblical. I didn't say she is unattractive, it is just that tattoos are a turnoff for me.

This isn't just a pierced ear or a butterfly on an ankle. Both of her arms are half covered. I don't like it when women permanently ruin a perfect body with tattoos or piercings.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +3 / -1

You are a wise man.

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Butcher_bear 4 points ago +5 / -1

Would be great if she was a saved, born again Christian who read her bible, went soul winning, and didn't dress like a whore. Never thought that those would be my standards, but I am much happier since I stopped just picking up the little sluts who work with me, and started looking for a good, God fearing girl who goes to church. Current girlfriend is 10/10. Looks aren't everything, it really is what's on the inside that counts.

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Tryhardneckbeard 4 points ago +8 / -4

I'm not a tat guy but at least those are high quality so the -1 to CHA cancels itself out w/ a +1 to SHUT UP BECAUSE BEWBS!

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GrandInquisitor 3 points ago +6 / -3 (edited)

I'm not either a tat guy, but don't mind if they are subtle or small. These are a bit more than I accept. She's still hot tho.

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King 4 points ago +5 / -1

Tattoos...nope!

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VoltronGreen1981 3 points ago +4 / -1

Someone probably dressed her up for a photoshoot. She probably doesn't even know how to use a gun Not to mention hideous skank tattoos.

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progressives4Trump 3 points ago +4 / -1

No tattoos, thanks

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The_MAGA_Destroyer 3 points ago +4 / -1

Nice trigger discipline.

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Crusty_Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just looks like a model who probably has never fired that gun

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lanre 3 points ago +3 / -0

Degenerate tattoos. No thanks.