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lo_there 264 points ago +266 / -2

Happy bday young one...your grandpa looks like a badass...disconnect from the Mario and spend as much time as you can around that man.

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LibertarianWalkz [S] 247 points ago +247 / -0

Many thanks, and much love to you too!

Although that's not my grandpa, he's actually my dad. No lie.

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BathouseBarry 128 points ago +128 / -0

Looks like an awesome dude!

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JMaN 107 points ago +107 / -0

He's not into guys, Barry...

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SmokeyAF 13 points ago +13 / -0

hahahahahahah

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BakPao 3 points ago +3 / -0

BEGONE SPAM!

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BiglyCovfefe 16 points ago +16 / -0

He does have a nice western bob ross thing going on. Respect.

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BumpForTrump 73 points ago +74 / -1

He has a Sheriff David Clarke vibe to him.

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Kek_Johnson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sheriff Bart.

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ChelseaHubbell 36 points ago +36 / -0 (edited)

Your dad looks like a bad ass dude. Happy birthday, MAGA

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PN_OShea 26 points ago +26 / -0

Tell him I get it. I'm an older Dad too, and frequently get called "Grandpa" at the PTA meetings. Your Dad is older and wiser than most dads, take advantage of that wisdom. We move slower, but know more cool stuff.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 20 points ago +20 / -0

He looks like "Cowboy Ben Carson" to me.

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cluckingducks 30 points ago +30 / -0

Open mouth, insert foot. I'm 60. I met a guy I played football with in high school in the local market. He had a girl younger than my oldest grandchild with him. Of course I pulled the beautiful grand daughter bit on him. HEY. It's his daughter. Fuck me.

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lo_there 24 points ago +24 / -0

Meh. I'll never feel bad or ashamed about making reasonable assumptions. Haha. Life's too short for that.

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

You will definitely reap more rewards from doing it than not. It may just save your life one day, if it hasn’t already.

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Derplestiltzkin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where I live, there are many wealthy older men, often out with far younger girls.

I play "daughter or mistress" quite often, so mixing up daughter vs granddaughter isn't so bad.

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CONNMAN 13 points ago +13 / -0

HBD and Definitely STAY connected to Mario...in fact I recommend Super Mario 3D Allstars for Switch it just came out...Excellent! Also your pops is a badass cowboy.

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lo_there 11 points ago +11 / -0

While I agree remaining connected to your youthful spirit is important, so is fitness. I would much rather see this young pede get healthy, and have many more birthdays with his Dad. I want him around as long as possible, just like all the other pede's on here.

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CONNMAN 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fitness is key, that I can tell you.

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AndrewLB 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agreed. I’d rather see the kid playing video games than out with commie protesters

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DCdeplorable 0 points ago +1 / -1

Im getting off topic but since you mentioned it. Fuck Mario Sunshine that game is a tumor on the glorious Mario franchise.

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CONNMAN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao...woke up to several notifications, knew I must've said something spicy last night.

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Megladonald 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or play Mario together lol

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ChelseaHubbell 2 points ago +2 / -0

One thing no one's said, his pops looks genuinely proud of his boy.

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Mad_Hattie 131 points ago +131 / -0

Happy Birthday 'Pede!

Love the shirt.

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LibertarianWalkz [S] 120 points ago +120 / -0

Many thanks! Big gamer here, and i'm a sucker for gaming tees.

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Meme_Too 20 points ago +20 / -0

You beat me to it.

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perrarm2 19 points ago +19 / -0

Happy Birthday brother! What are some of your favorite games?

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IlxTheGreat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mine would have to be Skyrim, Fallout 4, but I literally played Last of Us till it broke. I'll be 60 next month. Guess I'd have to put COD World at War on the list too.

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Mad_Hattie 13 points ago +13 / -0

I concur, share some of your favorites!

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Derplestiltzkin 1 point ago +1 / -0

You need to cut a deep V in all your shirts to gain the badass cred your padre is swaggering around with.

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timeramy 77 points ago +77 / -0

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!

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LibertarianWalkz [S] 52 points ago +52 / -0

A million thanks to you~

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Everquest4Life 6 points ago +6 / -0

I read you're 27. It's a good year, Congrats! Keep smiling and being a good dude and stay young. Like everyone else said, your Dad is one of the coolest looking guys I've seen in a while. Lucky man, have a blessed birthday, and many more!

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BOBON0101 58 points ago +59 / -1

βœ¨πŸŽ† HAPPY BIRTHDAY βœ¨πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚πŸŽˆ ..(What's Morgan Freeman doing in the background ? 😁)

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LibertarianWalkz [S] 59 points ago +59 / -0

He's actually my dad, belive it or not.

Many thanks for the birthday wishes!

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BOBON0101 38 points ago +38 / -0

Wow . Handsome man .. Happy to see he is guiding you right . Stay strait and wish you all the very best for a successful and productive life .. Listen to dad's advice always , it's helped me to a successful life today . God bless πŸ™πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ’–

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RussianFemBot 43 points ago +44 / -1

Happy Birthday!

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LibertarianWalkz [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

Thankies!

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UrVapid 41 points ago +41 / -0

Many Happy Returns pede!

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LibertarianWalkz [S] 36 points ago +36 / -0

To you the same, bro!

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Mtnlion667 38 points ago +38 / -0

Happy birthday friend!!!

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LibertarianWalkz [S] 35 points ago +35 / -0

Many thanks~!

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Skuba718 38 points ago +38 / -0

Happy birthday. But your only black if you vote for Biden!

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LibertarianWalkz [S] 45 points ago +45 / -0

Oof. Guess i'm not votin' for Biden. Still, much love!

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dipshitlibs 17 points ago +17 / -0

Dog faced pony soldier detected. Listen fat...

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2Scoops12Cokes 36 points ago +36 / -0

Happy birthday kid!

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LibertarianWalkz [S] 28 points ago +28 / -0

Thank you! Much love β™₯

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DakotaKid 32 points ago +33 / -1

Happy birthday! Spend as much time with your father as possible, time is something you can never have back! Please thank him for being a good father, we need more like him!

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Democrit 31 points ago +32 / -1

Happy birthday bro

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LibertarianWalkz [S] 31 points ago +31 / -0

Much love, bro

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ArkansasMaven 28 points ago +28 / -0

Happy Birthday!

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LibertarianWalkz [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

Many thanks~!

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Brickwell 23 points ago +24 / -1

Enjoy your day and tell your Dad he looks great in that hat!

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Peppers 20 points ago +20 / -0

Happy birthday friend!

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SmastaFlex 20 points ago +20 / -0

Happy Bday Bro! Nice having it on the weekend.

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RIPIsaacKappy 19 points ago +19 / -0

Happy Birthday my fellow American!

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CrispyCactus 19 points ago +19 / -0

Have the best birthday!

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 17 points ago +17 / -0

i’d wish you a happy birthday for the mario shirt alone. happy birthday, pede!

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Dutz68 16 points ago +16 / -0

Happy birthday! The ol' man has AMERICA written all f**king over him!

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BuckyRancher 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yes you can. Happy birthday young man.πŸ”ŠπŸ”ŠπŸ”ŠπŸ”ŠπŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚. That's me singing you happy birthday and giving you cake.

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unique_string 14 points ago +14 / -0

One hour and 71 replies after the posting of this thread, the non-case-sensitive string "Happy birthday" matches 48 times on this page. The answer to the question in OP is clearly "yes". Hopefully OP is old enough to vote and clever enough to get his ballot counted without leftcucks trashing it first.

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LibertarianWalkz [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

No worries! I plan to get OUT to vote in person. Today's my 27'th, y'know.

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unique_string 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congratulations, hope you have a good time at your local polling place. Back in the 1970s in Ohio they used to give out doughnuts and coffee to all the voters who showed up to cast a ballot, nobody wanted to mail it in back then because every trip to the polls was enjoyable.

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LibertarianWalkz [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

BROOOβ™₯ If they gave out donuts at the polls today, that'd be the ultimate.

I'd go no matter what!

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WeWillRejoice 14 points ago +14 / -0

Happy Birthday! I think I see money on the table...Your lucky day!

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runonce 13 points ago +13 / -0

Happy Birthday and my wishes for your success. It's a great time to be young in America.

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monsoonlagoon 13 points ago +13 / -0

Happy birthday man

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 13 points ago +13 / -0

Happy Birthday!

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johnrambo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Happy birthday

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Headline_Correction 13 points ago +13 / -0

Happy Birthday!

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Sixty2ndAssassin 12 points ago +12 / -0

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

NO BRAKES!

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Covfefe_Crusader 12 points ago +12 / -0

Happy Birthday, and many more!

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FRONT_TOWARD_LEFT 12 points ago +12 / -0

Happy Birthday!

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WU_HAN_FRU 12 points ago +12 / -0

Happy Birthday!

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Dudemanfoo 12 points ago +12 / -0

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY YOUNG FREN!!!!!

TRUMP 2020111

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Palmertabs 12 points ago +12 / -0

Happy birthday!

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Haun_Solo0211 12 points ago +12 / -0

Happy birthday bud. Great shirt.

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TheSHazDroid 11 points ago +11 / -0

Happy Birthday!

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BigWin2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

Happy Birthday!

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mostooge 11 points ago +11 / -0

Happy Birthday!

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covfefe2525 11 points ago +11 / -0

I love this place, young β€˜pede asks for birthday wishes and it’s a sea of πŸ₯³

Brings a smile to my face!

Oh, and happy birthday β€˜pede!

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deathcat 11 points ago +11 / -0

Happy birthday gamer! Happy you’re with us!

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vesper 11 points ago +11 / -0

happy BD pede :)

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RuPaw 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wish you a great Birthday, my fren! May the American Dream become true for you, through setting your goals and standards high and exceeding both as you go along!

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Conserve1982 11 points ago +11 / -0

My oldest turned 15 today. Happy birthday to you too.

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Icanteven 10 points ago +10 / -0

Happy Birthday dude. Enjoy the day with family and friends

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KeK_Mage 10 points ago +10 / -0

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!

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Fuckthecommieleft 10 points ago +10 / -0

Happy birthday my dude.

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OhioProud 10 points ago +10 / -0

All you had to say was pede. Happy birthday!

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xBigCoffinHunter 10 points ago +10 / -0

Happy birthday young man.

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Villano 10 points ago +10 / -0

Happiest of birthdays to you, have a great day with your family!

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Villano 11 points ago +11 / -0

And your dad looks like a badass!

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perrarm2 11 points ago +11 / -0 (edited)

Dad looks like he just got done rounding up some Antifa scumbags out back.

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senious 10 points ago +10 / -0

That is a nice ass shirt.

Happy Birthday, dude.