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Keetoowah 192 points ago +192 / -0

Lol at "somebody " ;)

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logic1010 61 points ago +61 / -0

This

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germs 63 points ago +64 / -1

Name starts with O and ends with P. Who could it be!?!

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Aoikaze2000 29 points ago +29 / -0

Optimus P?

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On3_Eyed_7ack 7 points ago +7 / -0

Optimus Prime!

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Deplorable223 1 point ago +1 / -0

Floyd

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasn't he like a really bad knock of decepticon?

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pmurTJdlanoD 19 points ago +19 / -0

Orange Man Trump

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buckinghampi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Orange Man Good

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logic1010 3 points ago +3 / -0

Op is "not that kinda guy!"

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lake-koshkonong 6 points ago +6 / -0

I thought the same... nice "somebody," Floydisms :D

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mrd92 8 points ago +8 / -0

Somebody did something... awesome!

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Strike_Eagle784 73 points ago +73 / -0

It's a friendly reminder that there's no brakes on this train!

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Brucesky420 18 points ago +18 / -0

ANTIFA should start protesting on train tracks

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IAmDisappoint 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes! Stop that train! You know, for Bryona and racial justice!

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NotProgCensored 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is a very bad place to stall a Subaru.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 4 points ago +4 / -0

Subaru's rarely stall...

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...except when trying to accelerate to any reasonable speed.

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GiliusThunderhead 46 points ago +46 / -0

I've been wanting to do this in my town.. haven't had a chance as of yet. Got the flag and zip ties in the car ready to go

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Floydyisms [S] 32 points ago +37 / -5

just need a good ladder and little traffic ;-)

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Floydyisms [S] 37 points ago +37 / -0

or maybe wait till a train is crossing.......

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patslimmy1 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yeah when the bar lowers put it on then

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TheRealChelseaClintn 19 points ago +20 / -1

And wrap it around so nobody notices it. Bar goes up and glory unfurls.

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Block_Helen 8 points ago +9 / -1

Great idea. :)

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the way.

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RyanT282 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hmmmm...and how would you know? 🤔🧐 I'm starting to wonder who this "somebody " could be. I just wonder.

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WhitePowerRanger 27 points ago +27 / -0 (edited)

🎼 SOME. Body once told me

It was OP and his homie

He had a flag, some zip ties and a plan

Well, they were feelin kinda smug

But they do it all Trump

In the form. Of a flag. On the train tracks.

WELL

THE TRAINS START COMING

AND THEY DONT STOP COMING

THERE AINT NO BRAKES AND THEY JUST KEEP RUNNING

Didn’t make sense not to vote for Trump

You’re so smart and the libs are so dumb.

SO MUCH TO MAGA SO MUCH TO SEE

COME ON DOWN TO THE TRUMP RALLY

You’ll never know if don’t go

YOULL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DONT VOTE!

hey now, you’re a Trumpster

Put your hat on

Go smileeeee

Hey now, you’re a centipede

Get your memes on

Go post!!

All. these. shit post are gooooooooold

Only Trumps heart can break the mooooold

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RyanT282 7 points ago +7 / -0

This right here wins the internet for the day.

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WhitePowerRanger 8 points ago +8 / -0

I literally wrote it in one take as I listened to the song. I felt like Bob Dylan.

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RyanT282 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bob Dylan can't hold a candle to you. And neither can Smash Mouth.

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Ferzth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Zamfir is so jealous of your songwriting/singing ability. And his Pan Pipes.

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Thundermark 5 points ago +5 / -0

Niiice. My recommendation would be to change "THERES NO BRAKES" to "there aint no brakes", I think it just flows better

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WhitePowerRanger 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fixed it fam!! Thanks for the recommendation! Teamwork makes the dream work!

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Ophelia 3 points ago +3 / -0

What song is this?

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WhitePowerRanger 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s a parody of all star by smashmouth (that I just pulled out of my ass if that wasn’t obvious. anyone with musical talent, feel free to sing it lol)

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 3 points ago +3 / -0

Golf clap

Well done.

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HCQaddict -4 points ago +3 / -7

delet

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Oldguard08 12 points ago +13 / -1

Don't do it friends. I love whoever pulled it off but fucking with anything or being on railroad property is a felony. My dad worked for Union Pacific for 48 years just retired few months ago.

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Thundermark 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is why I put Trump stickers all over my old neighborhood - but not on the USPS box

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Oldguard08 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah they take that shit serious if you're a law abiding person but hobos and Democrats get a free pass.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah like when you park your Lexus in a fire lane for 10 seconds to let your grandma out before you park and get a ticket but that single drug addict mom with 19 kids and a beat up minivan with 2 flat tires can park there to shop all day.

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Vir4030 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came here to say this. Federal charges for tampering with railroad safety equipment is probably not a good thing.

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Oldguard08 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not that it would ever hurt any of this equipment nor that I believe the action would be worthy of charges. Just giving the warning not to get caught up on some bullshit if you're going to do it. For reference my dad was the person who installed these for the railroad. He scared my ass from ever messing with them as a kid. Messing with any of the "safety devices" can get you terrorism charges and all kinds of other fun stuff.

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Oldguard08 2 points ago +2 / -0

Another fun fact is Railroad Workers can't go on strike because the President can make them return to work or risk criminal charges. They also have no access to social security but pay social security taxes.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey man I hate to be the one to break this to you, but your dad is just being a dad lol. Odds are you looked up to him as a super hero so anything he said even jokingly was probably taken super seriously by you. For example, I thought it was possible to ship children to Alaska for the longest time lol. Now. That being said. He isn’t wrong at all. These charges do exists. Hell you can get a felony trespassing just for standing and taking pictures on the train tracks. But that’s the thing, name literally one person who’s ever been charged with this. For taking photos or putting flags on the gate. I’m sure you can find a few cases of tampering or actual vandalism that requires paid cleaning but pulling a flag off takes two seconds and anyone can do it.

What I’m saying is your dad just scared the shit out of you cause he’s your dad and that’s his job lol and also his actual job was the railroad so he’s like “don’t let me catch you fuckin around and embarrassing me or I’ll make sure you go to Guantanamo” when in reality if anyone caught you fuckin about, they’d just be like “lol leave kid”

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Oldguard08 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you not see the protester who were on the tracks and all got charged with felonies for not leaving? Here is the law https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/49/20151 My Dad isn't a bullshitter, learn the laws of the land or don't bitch when you get caught up on bullshit.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good Jesus learn to read. Take care

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MMXX 1 point ago +1 / -0

The gate arms are balanced with a counterweight, this is a terrible choice for an impromptu flag pole.

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Vir4030 1 point ago +1 / -0

The counterweight weighs way more than the flag.

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MMXX 1 point ago +2 / -1

The weight of the flag is not the issue, it's the moment of force generated by the flag, about the gate arm, when the wind catches it.

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Satire 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you're going to do it, do it right. Make sure it doesn't fall down and block the warning lights. Zipties would not be my first choice.

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Block_Helen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agree it needs to be done safely. But I have ziptied flags and they stay up great if they're tight enough.

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Litecola 4 points ago +4 / -0

Theoretically

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ds420 23 points ago +23 / -0

“Somebody” good job dude!

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Conservativechick 20 points ago +20 / -0

Gawd I love Trump people.

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BarackObongo 10 points ago +10 / -0

YES, based xxing. Too many people would have a meltdown here, or I'd be doing it here in Cali.

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joe_bidens_nostrils 14 points ago +14 / -0

That sounds like the perfect place to put one up!

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drsowells1fan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Speaking of Cali meltdowns, some awesome pede neighbor put an anonymous letter from Sleepy Joe in the mailbox of lib with Biden yard sign. The letter began "Listen fat" and went hard from there. It was hilarious. From the reeeeeing on Nextdoor, you'd think someone burned a cross on their lawn...

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lake-koshkonong 11 points ago +11 / -0

Please, please share a screenshot of this! We've got to see that letter.

For research purposes of course.

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drsowells1fan 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would but worry about doxxing here in Retardville. I will say that the reaction from one Karen was priceless: a rant about "all Trump supporters are cowards who have cars with blackout windows, wear camo and uniforms and badges pretending to be police officers." I kid you not...

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lake-koshkonong 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can block out anything personal. I would just love to see the letter. Such a brilliant idea.

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

screen cap plz dolan plz

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Amaroq64 7 points ago +7 / -0

The engineer hears a "REEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!" as a car barrels through the crossing arm and gets reduced to a shower of particles by the oncoming train.

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TheDespotofCartoons 6 points ago +6 / -0

And nothing of value is lost in the process.

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DeplorableKatie 5 points ago +5 / -0

I always wondered what the Doppler effect of a REEEEEE sounds like.

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RyanT282 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Probably REEEEEEE as it's coming toward you, then DERRRRRRRR as it passes by.

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Barack0bama 10 points ago +10 / -0

I hope a liberal gets hit by a train trying to take it down

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GoldwaterVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, that ends too soon. How 'bout he gets his hand caught in the zip-ties while trying to remove it when bar is down, and gets raised up after the train passes by and hangs up there until the next train comes by!!

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Sum9 9 points ago +9 / -0

Guys, please be careful. I'm pretty sure that's a felony. Railroads cross states so they are likely governed by federal laws. And prosecutors and the media will sell their souls to see you persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

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Floydyisms [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

this crossing is out in the woods, you can hear it cause I swear there doing 70 thru here..LOL

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bill_the_butcher 8 points ago +8 / -0

well done pede

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patslimmy1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Haha these are always great

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VinnyMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've seen this before on here. I guess it's spreading!

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NotMadeInChina 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump supporters vandalize railroad safety equipment

CNN probably

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Salacious_B_Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some people did something.

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unicornpoop 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Somebody" is awesome.

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deathbymonty 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Somebody” 😏

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electricboogaloo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Upon seeing the flag TDS ridden Leftists ram their cars into the oncoming train

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

We should be so lucky if they do that!

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WANGIroll20s 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pro tip: A set of jumper cables connecting the two rails within a few hundred yards of a crossing will lower the arms.

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Floydyisms [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

does that still work?? I assumed all went to WIFI, I assume this crossing is as the lil shed has 2 satellite antennas on it and the CSX guys are always out messing with it

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WANGIroll20s 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know that it worked as of just a few years ago. I’m guessing when it comes to safety they will have redundant systems and will not rely on WiFi alone.

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CEO_of_Muslims 5 points ago +6 / -1

Was the someone you? Lol

I always assume that the guy interested enough to take the pic is the guy willing to do the deed.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 3 points ago +3 / -0

He who smelt it dealt it?

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

From the Live Oak Trees with the Spanish Moss and the indigenous air plants attached to those over-head power lines, I would estimate this geological location to be "Central Florida". More precisely I would guess "Fellsmere, Florida". Now Pay Me!

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Floydyisms [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

central FL yes! Fellsmere no...no frog leg festival here, although we do have an elephant refuge sortakinda close....

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok, so pay half, : )

South/Central Florida For Trump 2020!

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Floydyisms [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL..half it is :-)

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crimsonfancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Frog leg festival?? Sign me up!

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aha! Fellow Central Floridan! Awesome!

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

sick skillz

ready for the next sesson of "he will not divide us"

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Trump_Train 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was me!

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predator2811 3 points ago +3 / -0

Somebody ...some shy Trump voter I guess :-)

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Dahnald2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

NO BRAKES

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Your_MAGAsty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone know where to buy the Trump Train flag? Would like to hang one of these myself

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Floydyisms [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

around here, there are stands on just about every intersection selling everything Trump...I kinda assumed it was like that most places?

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Vir4030 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha, nope.

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fpc13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Choo choo!! u/WallBot give this patriot ludicrous bricks!

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WallBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

LUDICROUS SPEED?!** THAT'S LUDICROUS! SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 24 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 170601 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 24.02830985915% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

(contact my owner | how to call me)

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Winston_Smith84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmmmm, the railroad detectives will never figure this one out.

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Trumpchoochoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

CHOO CHOO!

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CheaperMalice 2 points ago +2 / -0

U sly boots, OP...

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shitposter9000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liberals are so lazy and stupid... Instead of waiting for a train to come, they would brake the arm and take the flag. They don't care what happens to others just to get what they want.

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hitchitch2013 2 points ago +2 / -0

Railroad police are a thing, and yes, they're Federal. As awesome as this is, it could end up backfiring and having a Trump supporter make the news (not in a good way). The RR property extends for a ways on either side of the tracks too.

Go ahead and down vote me if you must for not wanting someone to get arrested.

Would be safer to put it up in some libtard's yard. :-)

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Floydyisms [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

have never seen that video, thank you!! it was a throwback to my younger days watching soul train!! :-)

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Cerise224 1 point ago +1 / -0

:D

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Iranhasnukes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is there any like Biden support anywhere?

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JollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gorgeous

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rudi_reifenstecher 1 point ago +1 / -0

those train horns will go "REEEEE REEEEEE"

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ind2rep2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

someone eh?

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A300killdozer 1 point ago +1 / -0

R O F L got to love that pede

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majorpribluda 1 point ago +1 / -0

'Booooard!

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StandingfirmwithTrum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thia is glorious.

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Home_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

How did the post get a downvote?

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Floydyisms [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

someone downvoted the faggot post

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Home_ 0 points ago +1 / -1

Which circles back around to, how? You can’t downvote posts. Are you late for your job at NASA or something?

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Floydyisms [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

sorry, I dont really understand the voting thing..I saw a minus 1 on the post about the OP being a faggot an and assumed that was the downvote? maybe not, and no, dont work at NASA just visit it a lot :-)

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Floydyisms [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

ya know, I think I just learned something when you said you cant downvote posts. So what I am typing right now is a comment not a post? so the actual post shows a minus 1 while there are several minus numbers on different comments they would certainly add up to more than 1 so I am thoroughly confused?? How exactly do you downvote a post???

This is a serious question yall, really dont vote on here a lot so kinda lost.

Maybe I'll go ask Hal

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b2acctx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whole lotta salt raining down on those tracks. Gonna have to replace some iron soon.

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AllAmericanAdonis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet whoever put it there is in a sniper nest ... waiting.

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reeeeee that's private property you can't do that!!!

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crimsonfancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is excellent! All I need is the flag. I live 1/4 block from the train tracks and it would be easy to do in my sleepy town.

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magabirdlady 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is good to see. You know it probably stays on for a while too.

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Kyle1164 1 point ago +1 / -0

Choo Choo!

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Snarfbot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice work pede!

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DankardJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

No brakes!

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teslaxoxo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boston area?

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RedRealm 1 point ago +1 / -0

LANDSLIDE

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BuSpocky 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you have a train crossing that you pass everyday then you need to do this!