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HillarysHairyAss 500 points ago +502 / -2

That was the most incoherent run-on sentence I’ve ever heard.

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Hilldawg4Prison [S] 346 points ago +347 / -1

Dems trying to run out the clock because it's becoming increasingly obvious Biden has dementia or alzheimers.

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MisterClean 174 points ago +178 / -4

Nothing a little adrenochrome and methamphetamine can't fix

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BestTimeToBAlive 81 points ago +84 / -3

aderral will do the trick

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SFgayDude4Trump 72 points ago +73 / -1

Yeup he's jacked up on something.

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Hillarys_Diaper 268 points ago +272 / -4

You dumb Fuckin Trumpers don't even understand the Genius of what Biden brings to the Table. He did this interview because of the boy named john cant skip on the tulip sand box with the simple cat of nine cactus tree blimp hand grenades when the cigarette smoke is just about cleaned up for the grand opening if there wasn't about two to five rigged candy-snap popsicle sticks for the jinga stroke pony guy. Get out of my face Jack!

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Guruchild 111 points ago +114 / -3

This professor, your wartime and other nuts became a lewd principal. You argued to me as an accurate cloud, just like her background exploiting. Your chess and mid-courses were a curved writing. You shoved to me as a neighborly medicine, just like her strikers jestering. My master is right. I can bathe my link with a tight carrot, I hope. I thought your spectacle was too magnificent to smile a time-honored page. He said you were the "tone!" Your proverbial aptitude was weaseling animals and prosecuted with an audacious garlic. Your thumb should be smashed by that live steel floor. An enemies. Well a galaxy of beauties your warped girl regularly delivered a deserted gliding. You challenge as they drop, the "society."

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Hillarys_Diaper 54 points ago +55 / -1

🤣 Lmfao. you matched me. i can't stop laughing past the 3rd sentence.

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Tookens 16 points ago +17 / -1

I can bathe my link with a tight carrot, I hope.

lmao

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farquhar 16 points ago +16 / -0

Authentic frontier gibberish if ever you roll my Christmas cutters!

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Agent_Orange 16 points ago +16 / -0

Okay, let me try Joe-Speak:

"I got better looking girls that important? Because I said so! If you ain't same. Now let's get to work and finish what's what Barak and finish what's what's what's what Barak, I can definitely say I am without a doubt the accomplishments of my good brother, Barak and finish what. After all the planet. Why is than he ever has. That Corvette of mine is a really knew what's what Barak, I can definitely say I am without a doubt the accomplishments of my good brother, Barak and finish what. After all the s..., you know, the thing!"

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NotProgCensored 15 points ago +16 / -1

I just got it. Joe is doing a Monty Python skit.

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TwoBornotTwoB 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sounds like a Bob Dylan song to me.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 5 points ago +6 / -1

Gertrude Stein?

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cmon man , you know what I'm talking about. Only clear words he can speak.

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Gunsareforfun 2 points ago +2 / -0

My sides

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SCOTUS 29 points ago +30 / -1

Clap you stupid bastards.

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PinochetIsMyHero 18 points ago +18 / -0

That was sheer genius.

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HCQaddict 18 points ago +18 / -0

I know. Right? Biden has a very good chance at winning this debate on Tuesday. Whatever they gave him, he's got his second wind now!

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WU_HAN_FRU 14 points ago +16 / -2

Listen, fat:

You don’t want me to come, I’ll be in town tomorrow or Friday, or tomorrow. You don’t know how much you can get it but it doesn’t matter what it would be like to get the people that they want, you gotta know how to handle your own problems.

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sanstheskeleton 14 points ago +14 / -0

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand joe biden The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also joe's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Joe Biden truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Joe's existencial catchphrase "Come on mannnnn" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as corn pop's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Biden 2020 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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horseface_aint_black 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please publish this as an oped in NYT

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

I applaud your scholarship and feel reassured that Joe is the very stable genius we need for these times. I have been able to discern that "rubbing leg hairs" is a reference to D.H. Lawrence's passionate exposition of an affair with Eleanor Roosevelt.

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MisterClean 9 points ago +10 / -1

I think I just had a stroke

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BestTimeToBAlive 8 points ago +9 / -1

still too coherent. But funny af

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Dukeremington 4 points ago +4 / -0

No other comment will be as good as this. A+

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namechangearoo 5 points ago +6 / -1

Hey you stupid bastards, you ain’t black you dog face pony boy.

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FlamingButBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOOOOOOL

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WitnessMe 32 points ago +33 / -1

He thinks he is still running against John MCCain

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Please_Clap 7 points ago +8 / -1

No it was John CornPop.

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Smubbs 9 points ago +10 / -1

I almost feel like meth/adderall would make it way worse

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LRRP 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah I think they are hitting a wall with the stims. Making everything go faster doesn’t fix the neural damage. They probably contribute to his agitation but they have to give them to him or he’ll nod off. People at thIs stage of Alzheimer’s tend to start sleeping a lot.

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bellcurvestrikesback -14 points ago +4 / -18

Adrenochrome jokes are my pet peeve because too many actually believe in it

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Fuckreddit01 11 points ago +11 / -0

I don’t believe or disbelieve I don’t know enough. But I do wonder what Planned Parenthood charges for just the blood of a late term abortion.

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bellcurvestrikesback 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ask Peter Thiel he sells young blood to rich old people

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bloodyminded 3 points ago +4 / -1

You don't understand. It's because the elite are all alien lizard vampire Jew Mexican Anunaki Atlantean Liliputian Martians from Alpha Centauri, who require Adrenochrome to survive in our time stream, man!

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T-Bear 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot to put Ashkenazi in there somewhere.....just sayin'

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bloodyminded 1 point ago +1 / -0

But I already mentioned the Jews... unless you think I needed extra redundancy?

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T-Bear 1 point ago +1 / -0

According to many of the Joo haters...there are Jews, and then there are the Ashkenazi Jews.

Weird stuff, the Jew hatred is.

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BigMikesBlackCock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too bad his adrenochrome dealer was clintoned

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Anaconda 37 points ago +38 / -1

no wonder he has cancelled all campaign events since thursday.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Little late for that.

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sgt_richard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or both..

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ThinkMoose 137 points ago +137 / -0

There is NO way he is getting on a debate stage with Trump.

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magaonmycellphone 70 points ago +70 / -0

Less than 3 days away.

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Please_Clap 57 points ago +58 / -1

Joe Biden and Donald Trump will NEVER meet face-to-face.

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alexnader 31 points ago +31 / -0

I hate that you are very likley to be right.

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Notablitheringidiot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump Election II: The Dementia of Biden.

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DickJohnson 2 points ago +3 / -1

Tuesday

Cleveland, Ohio

$100

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zooty 9 points ago +9 / -0

Someone needs to make a countdown timer.

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HumanSomewhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

last-minute cancel. i can't see it happening. it would be better to make up some fake excuse and take their chances with that than rolling the dice. even without Biden's mental issues Trump would crush him in a debate. But with his issues, it would be really, really bad.

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TenScoops 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe got the Wuflu and mommy Jill locks him up in the basement

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voyager40 49 points ago +49 / -0

He will "get covid" as an excuse to not show up.

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RyanT282 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probably the best cartoon they've done so far. 👍👍

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Gingersmom2009 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jill or a "staffer".

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WU_HAN_FRU 2 points ago +3 / -1

I bet it will be “Dr” Jill.

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 7 points ago +7 / -0

How can you get COVID if you don't go outside and when you do you have everyone in safe space circles? That would ruin the entire narrative of COVID if he magically got it.

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GodGunsGuitars 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also how can you run the country if everyone has to be in these retarded circles?

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ClownTamer 28 points ago +28 / -0

They could use it as a surprise reveal for Kamala taking the lead on the ticket. Say Biden got Covid or had a stroke or thought it was time for a black woman to lead. Her family already has a good track record of managing slaves.

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TenScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

nope.. Joe he'll get a positive Chinaflu test and that's it

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Keiichi81 48 points ago +49 / -1

*Biden stutteringly rambles on incoherently for 20+ seconds*

MSNBC: *smiles and nods*

*Trump misspells "coffee" in a 6AM tweet*

MSNBC: "Is this proof of Trump's cognitive decline? Up next, our 8-person panel discusses how the 25th Amendment may be utilized to remove an unfit president from office."

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kjj9 12 points ago +12 / -0

That reminds me. I need to go rile up r/politics between now and Tuesday.

One fun method: find the most suicidal-looking post and reply with something like "Don't worry, his whole staff is preparing to invoke the 22nd amnemdnet to remove him from office." They get pissed if they bother to look it up.

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Sumarongi 43 points ago +43 / -0

Wanna get ri-rid of bad cops as m-much as n-no bad lawyers wanna get rid of bad law-uh-uh g-good lawyers wanna get rid of bad lawyers and docs and- but violence is never acceptable. That's w- the one thing I gotta-we gotta communicate, John. Joh-uh look, the whole notion of whats going on here is we cannot let a-uh have an excuse for him to uh-avoid what needs to be done.

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FuckRioters 17 points ago +17 / -0

I think I can understand Spanish more easily than whatever the fuck he said. And I've never studied Spanish.

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Picador_20 8 points ago +8 / -0

Joe's rant sounds like it was translated from Esperanto.

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MagnanimousDonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

!Ay, caramba!

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Miasmo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perfect.

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b2acctx 5 points ago +5 / -0

What the hell did I just watch?

Thank you for the transcript. Still makes no sense.

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CaffinZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Porky Pig as a politician.

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CaffinZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's all, folks!

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MonsterSteve 29 points ago +29 / -0

at no point in your rambling incoherent response were you close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

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magabigleague2 11 points ago +11 / -0

The host nodding and smiling didn't seem to think it was incoherent lmao

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VanStiggles 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was the most shocking part of the clip. We know Joe has lost it, but how much of a spineless fucking sellout are you to just sit there smiling and nodding, pretending he is ok.

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Trump2024 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's one of my favorites of all time!

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the-new-style 1 point ago +2 / -1

Truly words to live by

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Liberty-Or-Death 16 points ago +16 / -0

Tuesday is gonna be lit.

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Greatest_adventure 5 points ago +5 / -0

DAE imagine Trump’s face in all sorts of ‘do you believe this shit’ contortions?

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sgt_richard 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he has a bad day like this there will be a glut in the meme supply! Hahaha

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fdagasfd 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's like he knows he needs to say something but no matter what he says he's going to piss off some group he needs that the Demonrats have already lost.

Case study in spinelessness or aggravated senility?

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uMedically 7 points ago +7 / -0

Your username 😭😭

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Checkout 6 points ago +6 / -0

What an insult to stutterers to call what Joe has a stutter.

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LookFatty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can we quote you on that gibberish Sleepy Joe ???

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Thehoytime 3 points ago +4 / -1

And yet, pretty coherent for Biden.

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GulagDweller 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, Biden seems to be able to outdo himself in mindless run-on's every time he opens his stupid mentally ill mouth. I'm sure the Biden debate clips are going to be great to watch over and over again.

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MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your first Biden clip?!

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Lord_wari 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’ll hear more from Biden to

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FuckRioters 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden, do we launch the nuclear missiles or not?

Shut up fat, corn pop was a bad dog blond haired pony show

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Jutts 5 points ago +5 / -0

If it’s written out in text, it illustrates just how out there he really is. Video is sort of funny. Write it out and it’s terrifying.

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dreadster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Calling it a sentence is too kind

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if there has been one undecided voter who said, "you know, I think Biden is the guy" after seeing one of these interviews.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't even bear complete words. That devil spirit has him muzzled

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HollywoodHowie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funniest part is the hack reporter nodding along in agreement.

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Indianapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

She cringing because she can’t correct him on her name or anything else.

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LugNuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

And she smugly smiles and approves, instead of asking for clarification.

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bubble_bursts 1 point ago +1 / -0

You did not understand that? He was just saying that bad cops need to get rid of bad lawyers because John. How much clearer can he make it?

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buco 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is John gonna do?

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DefendTheInnocent 238 points ago +239 / -1

It's the intensity with which he sets off on each new mid-sentence thought that really is the cherry on top.

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ImpeachedDeplorable 108 points ago +109 / -1

Yeah, he can't complete a thought, or sentence. He's in awful shape.

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CantThinkOfUserName 59 points ago +60 / -1

Joe Biden talks like he is reading from a Mad Libs book that someone blindly wrote in the missing words.

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NotDrunk 26 points ago +27 / -1

A blindly written Mad Lib book would still make more sense.

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CantThinkOfUserName 15 points ago +16 / -1

True, My children made more sense talking at 12 months old than Biden does now.

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rooftoptendie 12 points ago +14 / -2

yes! he's only one slim step away from word salad now.

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SirWilliam 7 points ago +7 / -0

Com'on man, we gotta get rid of those dachshunds!

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artarious 24 points ago +32 / -8

I look at this differently and thus pity him. I think he is a relatively smart man over all and it must be terrible not to be able to get out the words he is trying to say, which is what this looks like.

Not to be confused with his other stuttering bullshit hes done his whole life. This different and new to the past year.

Cognitively I think he is mostly there, but he can't even voice a single complete sentence once he gets even a little excited. Do we really want someone who is declining SO FUCKING FAST as president? Fuck, I wouldn't even want him as an announcer at a basketball game!

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BigFreedomBoner 45 points ago +48 / -3

He's a psychopath. I'll save my sympathy for the countries he victimized.

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artarious 9 points ago +9 / -0

Very true on both accounts. I said pity though, not sympathy. Same goes for that bitch who just died. Rachel? Rose? Rebecca? Whatever the old bitch's name is, I'm glad her evil is gone. Feel bad for the family because they lost a loved one....but not that she is dead.

One can have pity and even sympathy and still hate the person you know.

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The_Left_The 7 points ago +7 / -0

True enough. Pity implies contempt, after all.

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rooftoptendie 27 points ago +28 / -1

he's a child molester. a real actual literal child molester.

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SnowflakeJuice 5 points ago +5 / -0

This isn't a speech or verbalization issue. This is dementia. His verbalization is reflective and parallel to his mental state

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Guruchild 16 points ago +16 / -0

Look, John.

My grave meat-locker horse. It was worse.

You magnificent, valorous worry. And... Go shit measure your unclear, nose in a stretch! You parsnip. I never had an enchanted snail but then handball was freely conceived and hill briskly wrestle on round zipper. May your mask be impressed by a skilled nicety. Your clumsy pear.

You sand. I think the leisure is missed. You might be a gorgeous smoke. You biases. Your scorched imbecile. Why would your transfer ever think that? My dull van. It was definitive, you positive example. I examine. That is smart. I thought not, but then bench the forceful to mug close class. Go heat your stupid next drawer in a monger. I want to go cornholing your light-hearted rule over your shoulder and pretend your I love you oh, so much. until you skirt eat mission. Holy limit of crossly!

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HCQaddict 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's simple. C'mon.

There's no crying in baseball. I've had times where I never gave up. This is, look. It's not rocket science!

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BuSpocky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Poor guy. I really feel sorry for him.

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AdmrlNelson 17 points ago +17 / -0

And the anchor just nods as if this is the way normal people think and speak..

Media walking in lockstep with the Dems is sickening

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MAGA_APN 6 points ago +6 / -0

This has been the story for probably last 30 years

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Deaduponaviral 16 points ago +16 / -0

It’s like his brain is trying to start an engine and its having problems turning over.

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dontCensorMeBro 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ever noticed, that as soon as he loses track, he just ends it with

"Look man, we can't let this man (Trump) get away with what HE is doing!!!"

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Greatest_adventure 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn’t it obvious, his handlers instruct him to run with the ‘stop Trump’ mantra.

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rationalforce 2 points ago +2 / -0

You want him to do you so much that you could do anything! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv61yEcOqpw

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Greatest_adventure 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Look...”

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sleazysaxsolo 199 points ago +200 / -1

And she’s just nodding along! How does one just not bust out laughing on live TV. My god.

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SexualTyrannosaurus 115 points ago +116 / -1

There's another clip from this interview where she corrects him and in the process closes her eyes for several seconds to avoid a visual onscreen eyeroll.

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CovefefeREEEE 34 points ago +35 / -1

Everyday is like Christmas! What glorious gaff will Sleepy Joe give us today?

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whippeat 15 points ago +16 / -1

Yet tens of millions of people will vote for him

And in fact, millions are voting for him RIGHT NOW because postal votes are already going ahead.

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pmurTJdlanoD 6 points ago +6 / -0

Facts. They think the only voter fraud is being done by republicans and democrats are fighting the good fight. VOTE PEOPLE VOTE

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Anaconda 7 points ago +10 / -3

don't celebrate it until we win

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Industry4 32 points ago +33 / -1

She's thinking, "oh my god, we are so screwed"

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HCQaddict 10 points ago +11 / -1

She's thinking, the chinese have a backup plan.

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CantThinkOfUserName 17 points ago +18 / -1

I might donate a kidney if Tucker got to interview Biden, and when Biden says something nonsensical Tucker just goes after him demanding an explanation.

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mrspaulrevere 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Excuse me, who is John? Can we go back to John?"

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rudi_reifenstecher 9 points ago +9 / -0

you can see her struggling to control her face

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Toollespaulhero 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because she’s actually terrified.

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spaceforceltc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone interviewing Biden ought to be making the Tucker face because of how nonsensical he is.

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couranto 135 points ago +137 / -2

He’s been at his worse this week imo. I wonder if the drugs they’re trying for the debate are backfiring and he’s having more difficulty?

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DeMayor-4Trump 87 points ago +88 / -1

He’s probably off (drug holiday) now so they feel it being safer to triple up on debate

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Ronald_Dregan 53 points ago +58 / -5

Tucker should get a neurologist on his show next week to discuss what we are seeing and what treatments & medications are available to mask something like this.

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Frosty 32 points ago +42 / -10

Any neurologist that agrees to that should be fired and lose their license

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PinochetIsMyHero 51 points ago +53 / -2

Like all the psychiatrists who have "diagnosed" Trump over the last 5 years.

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Ronald_Dregan 21 points ago +25 / -4

Ok. Maybe not diagnose. But a neurologist certainly can discuss treatments and drugs that are given to people with Alzheimer's and other neurological issues that are similar to it.

Simmer down.

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Frosty 13 points ago +17 / -4 (edited)

People's lust for political shaming with no regard for what discipline they're corrupting in the process is one of the biggest reasons the pandemic scam is allowed to flourish.

Politically weaponizing doctors on TV for political points is exactly what's wrong with our media today.

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Boozy_McFuckFace 1 point ago +4 / -3

It’s not an accident that happened you twit. And it wasn’t “people.” It was Marxist’s who have taken positions of power, and put their dogma as priority one. How many doctors came out in support of BLM riots openly and publicly while still supporting lockdowns? How many doctors are jumping on the racism as a pubic health crisis bandwagon?

Are you telling me people capable of obtaining medical degrees are incapable of seeing the hypocrisy of these actions and understanding their broader implications? They know. They don’t care, because fuck you, bend the knee.

Wake the fuck up. One side is fighting a war with “any means necessary” and you are sitting here acting like it’s 1996.

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Frosty 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s amazing to me how often the logic of ‘My enemies are unprincipled retards, therefore I must be an unprincipled and unethical retard to defeat them’ is used here. Do you know the functional purpose of ethics?

If you want the country to actually deteriorate beyond repair then replicate their tactics so when they’re defeated, things never return to normal.

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Irish_Wolfhound 1 point ago +4 / -3

tAkE tHe hiGH rOaD gUiSe

Can't, it was burned down by communists. Its low road from here on out.

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Frosty 0 points ago +1 / -1

Therefore doctors and medicine itself are simply political tools. Jesus man. That’s some live to see yourself become the villain shit. ‘My enemies have no principles that means I musn’t either’ isn’t very good logic.

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Ronald_Dregan 1 point ago +1 / -0

What are you talking about? Lust?

I think we deserve to know what the hell is wrong with the guy that is running for president. I want to hear from people who treat people with neurological issues to try to understand what I am seeing. I'm not lusting after anything aside from the truth.

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Frosty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Alright let me know when you do a neuro exam over facetime with a doc you've never seen before and he also can't ask you questions. That's your standard of acceptable medicine, right?

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CantThinkOfUserName 17 points ago +18 / -1

Dr. Marc Siegel on Tucker's show has hinted that he thinks something is off with Biden, but said it wouldn't be ethical for him to diagnose him without examining Biden first.

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HCQaddict 0 points ago +1 / -1

We learned this in the psych ward together.

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Blurpy 47 points ago +48 / -1

Its the Hunter stories that have him extra rattled. You know of they indict Hunter, he'll flip on Daddy in a quid pro second.

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MisterClean 30 points ago +31 / -1

He can't handle the pressure and it's blindingly obvious

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mugwump 7 points ago +8 / -1

There’s only one good Biden.

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brassmule 4 points ago +5 / -1

Like commies?

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mugwump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes.

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BishopofBlackpool 5 points ago +6 / -1

He'll get angry and lash out at anyone who questions him on this.

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +6 / -2

"That sounds good. I'll have that."

-Lloyd Christmas

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MrscgLittle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah obstinance is a symptom of dementia

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Anaconda 15 points ago +17 / -2

i'm so glad the POTUS is going to start talking about the $3.5B bribe from the wife of the mayor of moscow a thousand times like he talks about the 33,000 emails of hillary and the $150B of bribes obama paid to iran for the nuclear 'deal'. POTUS needs to talk about hunter biden a thousand times during the debates.

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PinochetIsMyHero 19 points ago +20 / -1

$3.5M, not B. Not even the Russians are crazy enough to send that much cash to a meth addict.

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sdl5 3 points ago +3 / -0

LAWL !!!

Maybe in the Rubles, yes, but with the dollars- no! Too hard to get without blue jeans to sale.

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wernerziegler 9 points ago +10 / -1

I agree. He really took a hit after the fresh news and questions about that junkie loser came up this week. All POTUS has to do is mention Biden's involvement with Flynn, as well as Joe's family corruption in Ukraine/China, and Biden will self-destruct on stage. Just the mere utterance of Hunter's name by POTUS will cause Biden to come unglued.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 5 points ago +5 / -0

All POTUS has to do

Biden will be too distracted by all his sniffing victims that Trump invited to sit in the audience to pay attention to what Trump is saying.

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump may not mention Hunter. Joe is poised for "Hunter." Trump may say Barrett graduated #1 in her law school class, Joe graduated at the bottom but claimed otherwise.

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Greatest_adventure 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like all addicts do.

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MisterClean 14 points ago +15 / -1

He's becoming more and more of a puppet with every dose he takes

The globalists could string him up and make him dance with no effort at all

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Shampagnepapi 0 points ago +1 / -1

They’re gonna kill him and pin it on Trump and say he’s mimicking how all of Putin’s opponents mysteriously go missing and Harris will pick Bernie as VP to run against Trump last minute

@me

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sdl5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hillz- she'll choose Hillz. And quite possibly defer P slot to her as well...a

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okayfilet 3 points ago +4 / -1

He was in bad shape before and even his anemic campaign is too much for him too handle. If they try to dope him up for the debates, he'll only be more energetic in his weird nonsense and will crash and burn completely soon after.

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SBOJ_JOBS 94 points ago +95 / -1

This John of whom you speak. Is he in the room with us now?

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RocksCanOnlyWait 23 points ago +24 / -1

Let's consult Marianne Williamson.

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +8 / -3

She literally would have been a better pick than this pedo gaffe machine

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weltbild 4 points ago +5 / -1

Good lawyers dont want to get rid of bad lawyers. Wtf is he rambling about?

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Buce-Nudo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Does she have enough crystals? I can bring my kit if she's down to just fluorite and jade.

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Filo76 22 points ago +23 / -1

Johnald D. Trump, obviously.

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SylvanusThayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly he meant to say Donald. So bizarre.

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Greatest_adventure 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, I think he was calling the interviewer John.

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mrspaulrevere 1 point ago +1 / -0

John Durham? He mentioned getting rid of "bad lawyers."

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DiamondJoeQuimby 3 points ago +4 / -1

John of God

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ThisIsReality 2 points ago +2 / -0

JFK?

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TRUMP420KUSH 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's seeing the dead, that's usually a sign you're on your last leg

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DarkMemeDuck 84 points ago +85 / -1

It's worth noting this interview appears to be right before they called it a day for Biden.

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BestTimeToBAlive 80 points ago +80 / -0

"Wanna get ri-rid of bad cops as muh-much as ya know bad lawyers. Wanna get rid of bad uh luh uh good lawyers wanna get rid of bad lawyers and docks and but violence is never acceptable. That's wha the one thing I gotta we gotta communicate, John, Joh look... the whole notion if what's going on here is we cannot let have an excuse for him to avoid what needs to be done."

– Joe Biden (verbatim)

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Fabius 20 points ago +20 / -0

And the shill just nods her head and smiles.

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BestTimeToBAlive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I don't even know how she could put up a smile. She's prob been instructed to have a big ass smile if anything sounds weird.

Remember Hillary in the debates? She would smile like a jack-o-lantern at the most pointed and sharp words from Trump. Weird as f•*k

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Jaqen 4 points ago +4 / -0

get rid of bad lawyers and docks and

Dachshund?

https://i.maga.host/E4YoA48.png

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BestTimeToBAlive 2 points ago +2 / -0

So cute.

well, we know they looove HOTDOGS... so maybe this guys are safe?!

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PA-For-Trump 53 points ago +53 / -0

Put a lid on it, Joe. It's about the only thing you're remotely capable of doing.

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Thehoytime 5 points ago +6 / -1

He is very capable of sniffing children. I've seen a lot of videos that confirm this.

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IPMang 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol as if he's even doing that for himself.

They tell him what to do, where to go, what to say, write every statement for him, every tweet, everything!!!!

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M1ASOCOM 53 points ago +53 / -0

He's been on some amphetamine cocktail - he's slurring words, stumbling over thoughts, and struggling to complete a sentence. On top of that, he likely has to binge to make it through a few events, then crashes for a few days. It explains the erratic campaign schedule.

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Juice 14 points ago +14 / -0

Needs a requiem for a dream gif meme

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1776ThereIsaidIt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Last movie I saw that depressed me for a week on the same level that A Clockwork Orange did.

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catvideos3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ass2ssA!!!

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GAGASays 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think this is a great analysis. He's going way too fast in these settings and then we have super low energy Joe who can't even make it through a Q and A without breathing heavy.

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Alpha_plus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ding ding ding. We have a winner.

He can't sustain being on uppers for an extended period of time at his age without the risk of him stroking out or having a heart attack. They're trying to rest him up the best they can do they can re-pump him full of amphetamines again before the debate.

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Tellman125 4 points ago +4 / -0

amphetamine cocktail

Biden Jr. = crackhead

Biden Sr. = meth-head

Donald Trump = Head of State!

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MisterClean 52 points ago +52 / -0

Dude. He's lost it.

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IncredibleMrE1 18 points ago +18 / -0

The bottom of his marble bag has completely fallen out.

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Trump2024 47 points ago +47 / -0

What in the fucking fuck? They are purposefully throwing this election. For sure. Like trying to see just how much retarded shit they can throw out and have the libtards STILL swallow it and ask for more. This is about the most interesting experiment in mind control ever or we are positively inside the simulation.

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alienjesus 22 points ago +22 / -0

Trump and the MAGA movement is unstoppable and the MSM and social media is subconsciously trying to convince us otherwise.

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slammervic 10 points ago +10 / -0

Voter fraud is real, pede

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Greatest_adventure 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty 1984, if you ask me.

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HCQaddict 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes.

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TrumpBringsLight 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw a comment on this, throw 2020 to test their cheating abilities in relative safety, so they have it maximized and secretized for 2024.

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CurbYourTDS 36 points ago +36 / -0

I'm old enough to remember the time his eye filled with blood on live tv.

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PocketPosse 23 points ago +23 / -0

This isnt mentioned enough. He cant even regulate his own eye blood levels, let alone a country.

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bellcurvestrikesback 20 points ago +21 / -1

Clottin' Eye Joe ain't stayin down for the count no boy and howdy

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Ophelia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Omg Clottin Eye Joe 😂😂😂😂

why doesn’t this reply have 50 upvotes you might ask.

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aNavywife 29 points ago +29 / -0

The Dem Party has purposefully put up a dementia patient as their candidate and is hiding that (not very well). But they have not owned up to the fraud they are committing. A dementia person can not be President.

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bellcurvestrikesback 4 points ago +5 / -1

What were they thinking

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SickIcarus 9 points ago +9 / -0

They’re thinking that if (when) they lose, they won’t have burned a real candidate. If the fraud works out and they win, they put in Kamala.

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Strategerium 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yup, Joe is a fundraising figurehead for their various organizations. Worst case is Joe's family cashes out of the Dem circle, never to show up again with their drama. But all of their "resistance" orgs are full up on donations and continues to run. At the end of the day the left is made up of a lot of people with careers in politics, and not real jobs. Those people want their jobs to continue whether Joe wins or not. The people that live by this kind of political value extraction doesn't care about a "real candidate".

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Greatest_adventure 1 point ago +1 / -0

Precisely. Dust off an ‘ol boy’ to run, as if the Dem party knows what they’re doing and has not turned to Radical Left revolutionaries. Meanwhile, behind the scenes, ramp up the chaos and disqualify ‘voting’ as a viable means to elect a President by throwing the election by any means possible.

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CovfefeFirst 26 points ago +26 / -0

John McCain. He thinks it’s 2008

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Land-of-the-free 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think this is the most likely. Dementia people have trouble remembering which era their in.

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brassmule 10 points ago +10 / -0

It is really sad, too. I replaced the kitchen faucet for some family friends recently. The wife has Alzheimers. She was telling me about the two new puppies they got several weeks ago, and I was confused because I don't personally know them well but thought they only had two dogs.

Then the two dogs came out before I left and she said, here are the new puppies! The ones they've had for 4 or 5 years now.

Breaks my heart to think about losing someone like that, while they're still alive.

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catvideos3 2 points ago +2 / -0

She doesn’t care. She has puppies!

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stonepony 20 points ago +21 / -1

John is the guy talking in to his earpiece.

IMO

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xlildark 6 points ago +6 / -0

That or the person operating the teleprompter. Fucked up the reading and prob wanted to start over

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rubmewithbeer 20 points ago +20 / -0

Did anyone realize that the lady on the left knows he's a joke, but she's trying to hold it in?

the look she has, It's like a sick joke kids in middle school play on the other kids.

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PinochetIsMyHero 16 points ago +16 / -0

That's no lady, that's a MSNBC anchor!

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 4 points ago +4 / -0

She almost laughed at one point.

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Strategerium 4 points ago +4 / -0

The kind of bitter, soundless laughter of liberal women.

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ObongoForPrison2020 18 points ago +18 / -0

Mashed potatoes.

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LostViking1985 3 points ago +3 / -0

scrambled eggs

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simpson5774 16 points ago +17 / -1

I feel like I would have to go out of my way to do a gross amount of drugs and or alcohol in order to sound that incoherent. That is what he sounds like by default... damn.....

They are pumping him full of drugs and he can't recover and do this over and over again, plus he is losing whatever mental capacity he has left.

For anyone who may have to deal with this in someone they love, Try them on a low carb / ketogentic style diet, I have read some promising research and antidote that doing that will help with the decline of dementia and even restore a good bit of function. The thought behind it is what is happening is the brain is becoming more and more insulin resistant so getting the body to run off of ketones will get fuel to the brain.... the brain is basically starving which is why he is having less and less good days.

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Greatest_adventure 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, fat as brain fuel can make a difference.

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DrAugustBalls 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm genuinely concerned that people could actually start taking pity on him during the debates and vote for him because Trump is making him look so bad.

In this victimhood culture we live in, it wouldn't surprise me.

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brassmule 8 points ago +8 / -0

You see people in the comments here doing the same thing - feeling bad for this lying corrupt bastard who brought this all on himself.

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HeavenlyTrumpets 8 points ago +8 / -0

pedo scumbag. i'm not gonna feel one bit sorry for him.

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HCQaddict 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great! Debate!

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EpicTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I trust President Trump to strike the perfect balance. He can answer any question that the Insufferable Chris Wallace puts to him, with specifics and clarity and people will understand. Biden, even if he has been prepared for the question, will be a stammering, rambling mess. He falls back on “you know what I mean” when he gets lost on a topic. Some people will say, “yeah, I know what he’s trying to say” but do they really? The President of the United States must be able to communicate effectively so that no one misunderstands what he is saying. I hope people pay attention. Biden is not fit for office. I really don’t think he will make it through October.

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Greatest_adventure 1 point ago +2 / -1

Trump doesn't have to go for the juggler; he’s also a compassionate person. All he has to do is lay out the truth.

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Blurpy 16 points ago +17 / -1

3 or 4 of these blabbers a day, when they let him of the leash. Tuesday should be a shit show.

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PanderjitSingh 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hey joe the violence is all from your BLM/AntiFa Brownshirts. It’s all on you.

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DesertYote 6 points ago +6 / -0

Joe's too gone to understand that. I bet he needs to be reminded that he is running for president before every appearance.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

"All forms of violence" is a dog-whistle for that "silence is violence" bullshit.

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zebfross 13 points ago +13 / -0

Every Biden clip I say “Oh yeah i just saw this one” before realizing it’s a totally different incoherent sentence from the same interview.

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HCQaddict 6 points ago +6 / -0

They have to parse it or we'll all find out. They are taking advantage of little to no viewership, record low ratings and slowing down news cycles.

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PepeAmericusMaximus 10 points ago +10 / -0

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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GopnikGod 9 points ago +9 / -0

Heads up, they're back on "Trump supporters are Russian Bots" and "Biden is suffering from a stutter he's had his whole life."

Woooooo, 10/10 to the Left for trying!

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HCQaddict 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden's stutter. Leave him alone!

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kekNation 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump no chance in a debate with this guy. You can’t debate a sentence that you don’t understand.

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WeinerLapTop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cant hit what you can't, you know, the thing.

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kekNation 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hate that the pressure for a Rogan moderated debate has died down. Four hours of an actual conversation with Biden would have been amazing.

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80960KA 7 points ago +7 / -0

As hilarious as it would be, there's no possible way Joetato's handlers would ever let it happen.

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kekNation 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope. I can’t imagine Joe can stay alert for 4 hours. Definitely can’t be sharp that long

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catvideos3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rogen’s masters at Spotify would never let him.

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kekNation 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s a socialist too. Rogan is just the new Jon Stewart

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catvideos3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why can’t just everything free?

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MinuteGrass 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is this man really going to debate Trump?

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SickIcarus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Probably not, no.

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Elvis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden's team of handlers will debate Trump, using Biden as a loudspeaker.

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HumanSomewhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

we'll have to watch for signs. like hand signals or key words used out of place to indicate "restart". he won't be able to say "play that for me again"

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Cbllbc 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is Biden now trying to go after the great John Miller??

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mikeman20 3 points ago +3 / -0

John McCain is what I think. Guy is stuck 12 years ago mentally

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BeijingBiden 8 points ago +9 / -1

I thought it was a mash-up video then I realize it’s just Joe

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a Nicholas Fehn tribute act

https://vimeo.com/36788443

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hillaryprison 7 points ago +7 / -0

If he tries to debate Trump he will get post-birth aborted.

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popcycle 6 points ago +6 / -0

the reporter's facial expression...

on the other hand he said he wants to get rid of bad lawyers and good lawyers. this may be an idea with some appeal to everyone but lawyers.

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WeinerLapTop 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is his first actual campaign proposal, and damnit if I dont see some positives.

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ShadowyMrBlank 6 points ago +6 / -0

Clap for that you stupid bastard.

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Horace 6 points ago +6 / -0

I bet if andrenochrome was allowed to be widely studied, this would be one of the withdrawal side effects. But wtf do I know...

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bellcurvestrikesback 0 points ago +1 / -1

You can actually order it online, it's unscheduled.

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Horace 1 point ago +1 / -0

No doubt. But how many "white papers" have you seen widely distributed on the SCIENCE behind it? I'll say none at all. Especially since 1954ish. You can literally order the shit from Alibaba. The "human" version is around $1800 a gram. A. Gram. But yeah, put your furry suit back on, you don't need to type anymore.

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bellcurvestrikesback 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's the difference between human and nonhuman versions?

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