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Areyoukidding15 236 points ago +239 / -3

What’s sad is I don’t know if this is a joke that fell flat or more evidence of cognitive decline.

Seriously, a country of 300+ million people and this is who the Democrats run? Didn’t he peak as a VP and 47 years of service? Shouldn’t they let someone else get a turn?

Give the man a golden watch and let him retire...

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JiubUnbound 266 points ago +267 / -1

Were it a joke, he would have told us, "Laugh for that, you stupid bastards!"

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G_regulator 54 points ago +57 / -3

Highly underrated comment

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EpsteinWasKillaried 46 points ago +46 / -0

Listen, Fat!

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swanzinator 33 points ago +33 / -0 (edited)

Yet another Ron Burgundy moment.

Man, if we could get someone to hack his teleprompter... oh the things this clown would say!

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fire_for_food 14 points ago +14 / -0

Paging 4chan

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I_Used_to_be_me 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm Ron Burgundy?

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flanders 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe, I'm gonna have to fire you.

Well, I'll have to fire you too! BING BONG BONG!!!

Joe, do you even know what you said?

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john_smokin 18 points ago +18 / -0

Lying dog face pony soldier

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 8 points ago +8 / -0

No joke!!

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Dang 5 points ago +5 / -0

What are you people slow or what!

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Magaflora 59 points ago +59 / -0

America Should not be forced to live under an unfunny president. We have been so spoiled the last 4 years.

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DonutDog 29 points ago +29 / -0

It's impressive how Trump can be serious, reverent, and typically presidential when he needs to be, then later the same night, he can effortlessly drop some hilarious one-liners at a rally. We are truly spoiled.

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Thundermark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Daddy Trump spoils us w/ 2 scoops and 2 terms. feelsgoodman

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DoubleEagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's almost like he were a real person, unlike all the partisan shills we've hade for decades.

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Emperorvoid 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dude, that rule still qualifies Biden then. His gaffes are fucking epic lulz!

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Afeazo 35 points ago +35 / -0

What is with the left clinging to these old people who have been in power forever? Pelosi, Biden, RBG, Bernie the list goes on.

How the hell did we go from leftists arguing about how much we need new young progressive leadership, and then they go and worship literal fossils? I do not get them, I just can't understand it. They are tired of rich old white men creating the rules, so they go on to shill for rich old white men who will create more rules.

I consider myself a progressive which is why I vote Trump, because leftists are not making any progress. You need to make progress to be a progressive, and Trump is one of the few politicians in office making progress.

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JesusWept 19 points ago +19 / -0

They have a big problem: young people who believe their lies are too stupid to succeed, even at politics: AOC, Omar, Tlaib. Thats their best.

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PedeInADeepBlueSea 8 points ago +8 / -0

And the old people aren't stupid?

The older ones are just more manipulative.

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literallyhitler 7 points ago +7 / -0

corruption. literally the only possible reason they keep w/ the same old same old.

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Thundermark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hear, hear. Nothing "progressive" about their socialism - they regurgitate to us the same falied bs that's been tried the world over to the same murderous results.

FFS, at least Yang brought some new ideas to the table, even if they weren't all that well thought out. He was the only "progressive" I saw in the Dem lineup.

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SnowflakeJuice 2 points ago +2 / -0

The old still have a veneer of credibility with some old school dems. The young are raging Marxists.

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the-new-style 1 point ago +2 / -1

They only care about the convenient, in all aspects of their lives. Effort, discomfort and delayed gratification have no value. They are eternal children in "expert beginner" mode.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 17 points ago +17 / -0

He's leading by 9 points and in all the swing states dontcha know.

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Filo76 20 points ago +20 / -0

9? That’s ridiculous. He’s leading by 180 points. C’mon man, do the math.

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kestral 11 points ago +11 / -0

Do the math, you stupid bastards

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LBTrumplican 1 point ago +1 / -0

You dog-faced pony soldier.

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DoubleEagle 0 points ago +2 / -2

9 points? Some reads far right, Nazi news!

If you read the New York Times, like a person of substance, you'd know by know that it is theoretically impossible for Trump to win in November. Troglodyte.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol

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nethyek 72 points ago +74 / -2

I'm not sure if this was a mistake as much as poorly-delivered joke

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SellTheSun 55 points ago +56 / -1

That's how far gone this guy is - you can't tell if he's joking or being a complete retard.

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Notablitheringidiot 31 points ago +31 / -0

I think us stupid bastards were supposed to laugh.

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Sumarongi 19 points ago +19 / -0

We’re just a dull bunch

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Notablitheringidiot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Quite deplorable really.

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Oback_Barama 17 points ago +17 / -0

I think it was a mis-read from the teleprompter

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Joeret 4 points ago +4 / -0

100%. That’s the reason he doesn’t even realize he made a mistake.

I’m sure it said “chuckle” after he said the number.

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strawberryismyjam 17 points ago +17 / -0

His jokes always blow up in his face.

Everytime he gets called out for saying something retarded he says "come on man, it's a joke."

He's running for president, he isn't a damn comedian.

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MaouRem 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trump tells jokes too, the difference is only one of the two has talent in the subject, well, that and the willingness to take questions and correct misunderstandings

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nethyek 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's because Trump tells his joke off the cuff and nails the delivery. Much different than when someone writes one for you on a teleprompter and you yourself don't get it.

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TheNewRepublic 9 points ago +9 / -0

If this is a joke, everyone involved should be fired, it only substantiates the incompetency of the man.

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SirDonaldJTrump 31 points ago +31 / -0

HES A DINOSAUR

AN EXTINCT PEDOSAUR

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Anaconda 24 points ago +26 / -2

i'm gonna be insulted if this mentally retarded man beats us and becomes POTUS.

STOP THE THEFT

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BlueSaltMiner 19 points ago +20 / -1

10 years VP?

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MadRussian 18 points ago +18 / -0

You're supposed to laugh, you dumb bastards.

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The_Real_Jameson 15 points ago +15 / -0

Somebody just got fired, for Ron Burgundy-ing Joe Biden.

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Willholbert09 3 points ago +3 / -0

fired? probably murdered.

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leakmouth 12 points ago +12 / -0 (edited)

Media response: well obviously he was joking just like when he called the troops stupid bastards and just like the countless times he said racist shit and just like the 50,000 gaffes he’s made...Meanwhile Trump said without evidence that the sky is blue when ackchyually it is sometimes grey so this is Snopes rating FALSE and DRuMpF LIE # 64,773.

Was this today?!

Why did they let it get out?!

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PinkoPatrol 11 points ago +11 / -0

When 900 years old you reach, think as good you will not.

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ailurus 10 points ago +10 / -0

There's no way Biden's schwartz is as big as Trump's.

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Kashim11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Use the schwartz

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FireannDireach 9 points ago +9 / -0

The potted plants in the background poll better than Joe does.

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razorba 8 points ago +8 / -0

That is just like a friend of mine...he was saying outlandish things like this...come to find out he had a tumor in his brain..Biden will not last 12 months

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Hangemhigh64 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not a tumor! It's a demon. It's been in the US Senate for 180 years. Been in Biden for 40+ years.

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Martinini 1 point ago +1 / -0

it'snotatoomah!

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culture 6 points ago +7 / -1

Lol come on, Democrats. This is embarrassing.

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kekNation 6 points ago +6 / -0

And he said ‘ten years as Vice President.” Libs will say that was tenure but it sounded like ten years to me

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CarbonWinter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow!

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CaliforniaPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably a joke written on the teleprompter he wasn't ready for.

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AbrahamLincoln 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe does have the mind of a 250-year-old.

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EPic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey man, thank you for also being hard of hearing and hearing it as 10 years. Had people arguing with me.

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ChasingRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

WHO WROTE THAT. HE WILL LITERALLY READ EVERYTHING YOU PUT ON THE TELEPROMPTER.

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XirWokeMasterCuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think someone thought

Trump is funny. Let’s write jokes for joe. The people like funny people.

But ....

The jokes are terrible and Biden can’t deliver them. Classic Dems. Pander instead of just be authentic.

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Afeazo 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Man I do not like Trump but there just is no way I can vote for someone who was in office for 180 years"

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Yeti2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is he doing it on purpose?

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Johnson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump seems at least a thousand times more competent.

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pedewithweed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, ya gotta give him some credit. He looks pretty good for being damn near 200 years old

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makemyday007 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s it! We need term limits, 180 years is way too long!

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reddditusername 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everything this mindless twit says on screen is based on words on a TelePrompTer and I’m guessing he bjorked up 480 months - because that’s 40 years - and his feeble brain couldn’t process 480. So it formed the words ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY then his overclocked neurons, tired from the extraneous effort of reading words on a screen tried to post-process 180 versus 480 and blurted ‘years’ instead of ‘months’.

The debates which may not happen anyway, will be a riot when this guy has to recall things instead of read them.

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nachosamplerREBORN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Come on man - I’m the guy that’s been alive 180 years.

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Deathlessly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ahh shit. He did it again. Oh well. It's not like our Democrats will notice it anyways. Good thing we control reality.

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ShiffsDeadHooker 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fee sorry for those who have to watch these videos to find the gaffes. I has to be a terrible job. "Oh, we're 4 seconds in, no signs of dementia yet. FUCK!"

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Pleepleus 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is reading that line as a joke and kinda almost didnt catch on to in. That was intentional by his staff I think.

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Anaconda -1 points ago +2 / -3

i think there are a lot of bernie bros in the A/V and low-level gofer crew who are secretly voting trump who are completely fucking up pedo joe's teleprompters and cue cards

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Mynamesprivate 3 points ago +3 / -0

Clearly term limits are needed.

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ivan_iii_of_russia 3 points ago +3 / -0

DELAWARE WAS A SLAVE STATE 180 YEARS AGO. JOE BIDEN SLAVEOWNER CONFIRMED!

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ArchieInTheBunker 3 points ago +3 / -0

I tortured myself by watching this. It was hilarious because it was a Zoom meeting with a bunch of Democrat mayors. You could tell no one wanted to be in the meeting, especially on a Saturday. One of them started laughing at him toward the end. Biden was also coughing a lot and making these strange noises

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Thrasymachus 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the same routine for me every time:

  1. Hot new stickied link, title: Biden says [something incredibly stupid]

  2. He can't have actually said that, it makes no sense

  3. He definitely said that

  4. 🤣

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BytheDozen31 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow! Joe is remembering events from his previous life and he was a senator back then also, imagine that...

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ladypatriot_games 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omggggg

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yet Trump misspells "coffee" in a 6AM tweet and the fake news media assembles panels to discuss whether it means he's mentally unfit for office, and should be removed via the 25th Amendement.

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't tell if that's a joke or not but it says alot about Joe either way. The first; he's incompetent and can't even read the teleprompter.

The second; he's aware of how long he's been in power and he's trying to lul his supporters into a false sense of security, "I've been doing this shit so long, look at my experience I'm the man for the job" trying to distract from the fact he's done nothing other than promote racial segregation and attacking the black nuclear family

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ConditionalFeels 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are going to put the lid on today. Thanks.

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MAGAlorianBoogaloo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean...kinda?

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TrustTornado 2 points ago +2 / -0

WOW

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TypicalEd 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't tell when they're serious and when they're joking. The stuff their serious about sounds like a joke and the stuff they joke about is pretty serious.

They say they're only joking about murdering Trump and his supporters, yet get serious when they talk about struggling to decide on their pronouns and which of the 47 genders they belong to.

I remember in the Bush era when the Left was still capable of being funny. They stopped after Obama was elected. I remember when the Onion was still funny. I looked at it recently and only found one headline that even made me slightly smile. It's not funny at all. Meanwhile, Babylon Bee is hilarious.

It's not that I won't laugh at the right being poked it, but the Left can't do it like they once could. Trump should be easy to spoof in the way SNL used to spoof presidents, but they can't make him funny. Their memes are only funny by accident and not in the way they meant.

The Right is a riot tho...

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Valensiakol 2 points ago +2 / -0

Skin-wearing, shape-shifting Reptilian confirmed lol

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CheckorHold 2 points ago +2 / -0

How was that even approved to be released?

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no_step_on_snek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Huhuhuhuh snort you know?

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Trump_is_GEOTUS 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a moron.

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3BagFullFarm 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this point its not even funny.

You need a background check to buy a gun, but apparently any psycho-loon with dementia can run for President.

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TheStarWarsFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus... no wonder I see zero enthusiasm for the Democratic Party this election. Trump is seemingly holding rallies every other day, and yet this guy still says more stupid shit everytime he speaks.

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IDGAF-DT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

You heard it folks. He has the experience...lol

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here I figured he was going to give the wrong year he started. That was just bizarre.