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YaBoiJacob 605 points ago +609 / -4

satisfy a Christian American agenda of power

Unironically yes

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PyroSphere 430 points ago +433 / -3

You know, the one that made this country the greatest that has ever existed on the face of the Earth.

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thesummerwind 108 points ago +111 / -3

A conservative court won't implement any sort of Christian agenda. It just won't implement the extra-democratic left wing agenda. Roe v Wade could be overturned tomorrow (it won't be) and individual states could still decide the question themselves.

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0nlyL0s3rsC3ns0r 74 points ago +75 / -1

That’s not true actually.

If SCOTUS determines that an unborn child has the same 14th amendment rights to due process as anyone else then such a decision would ban abortion nationwide.

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GopnikGod 41 points ago +41 / -0

Yeah, but, oh boy would CA and its army of screeching Karens have something to say about that. It would either be the single saltiest saltstorm we have ever witnessed to date, or they would actually finally grow a pair and try to secede lol. Either way, it would be hilarious.

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commies0ride0free 26 points ago +30 / -4

PLEASE SECEDE 🤞🤞🤞

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the_sky_is_falling 44 points ago +45 / -1

Fuck that.

No inch of land is allowed to secede.

The Republicans didn't win the godamn Civil War only for the Dems to secede again cos they ain't getting their way.

Tell the Dems to fuck off and make California, New York and other Dem infested rat hole red again.

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GopnikGod 21 points ago +21 / -0

CA, OR, and WA - Actually Secedes

Declares "kinda/sorta" cold civil war, because they're soy powered pussies.

Rest of America - Enforces trade blockade, land, sea, and air completely locked down.

CA, OR, WA - Fuckin starves and Communism in America ends.

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commies0ride0free 13 points ago +13 / -0

No more federal money hole on the west coast

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npcipede 7 points ago +7 / -0

American Civil War I - Dems succeed you keep their slave based economy.

American Civil War II - Dems succeed so they can continue a eugenics program murdering unborn children.

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Traveler 1 point ago +1 / -0

please attempt would allow much needed reforms

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Major_Nutt 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh please try to secede. I'm just waiting for an opportunity to claim land in my family's name, and a war is the perfect vessel for that.

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Thundermark 4 points ago +4 / -0

If CA secedes:

  • They would no longer have protections as American citizens

  • They wouldn't enjoy the international ties the US has (i.e. US is a part of NATO, the People's Democratic Republic of Commiefornia wouldn't be), including treaties & trade deals

  • They wouldn't enjoy protections under international law (including International Laws & Customs of War), as they wouldn't be recognized as a legit state by other countries. They would be a de-facto rogue state like the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant

  • in war, they would be unlawful combatants, not enjoying the protections of lawful combatants

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eb1973 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'd become "North Mexico"..

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wholesomekangz100 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cali voted 60-40 last election. A lot of based bros there would march into SoCal commit minecraft.

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DaesDaemar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your terms are most welcome.

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PrecisionStrike 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holy shit, I never thought of that before. I guess I have a new addition to my prayers.

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0nlyL0s3rsC3ns0r 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m a lawyer irl

This is the best way to make it illegal nationwide with a single scotus case

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ProudWhiteMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

If they amend abortion into the constitution it should be tied with both the women's suffrage and the end slavery amendments so if they try to get it back we either remove women's voting rights or start slavery again. It should shut them up for a century 🤣

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, but that’s separate from roe v wade

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Final212 1 point ago +1 / -0

They could also determine though that this is a 10 amendment issue and not up to the federal government.

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TFP2020 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yea the SC has already said it will not make decisions the parties should be making and frankly I hope it stays that way. Healthcare, Immigration, and Abortions need to be handled by the parties not the SC as they are not the Legislators or Enforcers.

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Ivleeeg 16 points ago +16 / -0

The lefties legislate from the bench almost every decision they make.

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deeluna 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's right, they are interpreters of the law.

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beaulijah58 4 points ago +5 / -1

This COVID bullshit has proven that "my body, my choice" is used very selectively. You can kill the unborn, but you have to wear a mask that doesn't do jack and stand far away from other humans.

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Correct that's the projection point they fuck up on.

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PyroSphere 21 points ago +22 / -1

🙏

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BasedCentipede9000 11 points ago +11 / -0

Direct my footsteps according to your word; let no sin rule over me.

Psalm 119:133

What a time to be alive.

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augustinius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah man, great proof for the Pope’s earthly authority.

Too bad it’s just Pope Francis rn...

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Ipray4potus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amen!

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xcvi 74 points ago +75 / -1

I'm not religious but Christianity is at the core of the American value system.

That said the idiotic comments over there reek of mental illness. "Respect RBG's dying wishes"? What kind of morons think that holds any weight?

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UpTrump 50 points ago +50 / -0

My grandma's dying wish was to confirm ACB without any hearings!

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MrTruam 20 points ago +20 / -0

My grandma was super duper conservative. Her dying wish was to remove three liberal justices left in SCOTUS and appoint another 20 in the mold of Scalia. I still don’t know why she stopped at 25.

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gamexa 17 points ago +17 / -0

These people are children and shouldn't be involved in politics at all. They demonstrate why democracy (compared to republicanism) is a terrible idea. You end up being ruled by a minority of people who are adept at manipulating the majority of idiots.

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't worry. They're not involved. They bitch a lot but they don't vote or run for office.

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Thep1mp 8 points ago +8 / -0

In fact.... there’s a very good chance that most of them are either not real or are not Americans.

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Okillmakeanaccount 8 points ago +8 / -0

Most of them are Canadian, Euro or Australian cucks who are completely obsessed with our GEOTUS. imagine being so completely consumed with a President who isn’t even your own.

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buckinghampi 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't get how anyone (regardless if religious or not) could argue against the fact that America gives people, as humans, RIGHTS that we are BORN WITH. Not rewarded by the fucking state. Even hippies should understand that fucking concept like "the universe gives us our rights maaan." LITERALLY THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AMERICAN. NO GOVERNMENT SHOULD CONTROL OUR LIVES.

I'm screeching about this because I had this revelation whilst being red-pilled lol.

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the-new-style 4 points ago +5 / -1

The best one is "we're losing our reproductive rights".

Where murdering your offspring is one of the most unnatural things you can do.

True tyranny is forced abortions, not incentivizing personal responsibility.

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BlackPillBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

The same morons that think a poem on the SOL should have more power than the constitution. 🤣

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electioninfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

What if Scalia's wish was to not have Barry replace him? Have these retards thought of that???

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T-Bear 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it was Scalia's wish to not have Barry murder him, but that's just me....

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Highenergyhotties 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah but they won't let us butt fuck each other in public like we want!! Waaaaaaaaaaaa FASCISTS!

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Afeazo 187 points ago +189 / -2

Im an atheist (agnostic?) and I say we need to spread more Christian American agendas around here.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 51 points ago +52 / -1

Jew here and I say l’chaim and mazel tov to Christian American victories!

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DaesDaemar 11 points ago +11 / -0

L’chaim friend, and thank you.

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PDXTrumpSupporter 44 points ago +48 / -4

My favorite label is that I'm a 'Jordan Peterson Christian', which means I'm an agnostic who is 100% on board with the elegant wisdom and morality of the teachings of the Bible and Christ. I don't believe in the miracles or heaven or God, etc., but hold space that they might be real/true, since I know that I just don't really know...but the bottom line is that the morality/ethics instructed by the Bible are the single best system of thought anywhere on earth.
Jordan Peterson speaks to this beautifully in countless lectures. It's like a NON-faith-based Christianity.
And with regards to civics, Christianity is 1:1 with what makes America so special and unique. There's no separating the history, and no atheistic societies have been able to demonstrate wisdom/morality in a manner that competes - not even close.

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WillWorkFor556 14 points ago +14 / -0

I agree wholeheartedly. I do wish I believed in the whole book, but it is without question a powerful belief system that we can't bear to part with in the U.S.

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UndeadRevolver 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Old Testament is our old covenant, more of a history book. God doesn't want us to burn sacrifices for Him anymore. The New Testament is the new covenant. That's the part of the Holy Bible to live by, imho.

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WillWorkFor556 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't have much experience with the bible outside of early childhood. If i were to read the good book would you suggest going from new to old testament or vice versa?

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MightyEighth 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some may differ but I like reading from old to new, psalms is an amazing book and it’s good to see how it used to be versus what it is instead of visa versa.

Also the Old Testament has some rad stories in general.

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WillWorkFor556 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've heard the Old Testament gets pretty interesting. I'm going to dedicate some time to read both Testaments soon. I don't know if I'll be a true believer by the end of it but I agree with the message and I think I'd like to experience it. Thank you for answering my questions.

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UndeadRevolver 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just go cover to cover. If you want comprehension, there are people who have spent their entire lives making sense of it and breaking it down for the common man. A lot of good audio books out there, sermons etc.

On the other hand though, there are those who think The Bible doesn't need explanation and by simply reading it will evoke the proper thought processes...it will give you what you need. I've done both.

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WillWorkFor556 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd definitely start with a sole read through and then look to other resources later on. I feel like that would give an organic introduction to everything.

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F-250 1 point ago +1 / -0

Try reading C. S. Lewis, particularly The Screw Tape Letters. I personally gained a lot of insight from it.

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Magabeliever 1 point ago +1 / -0

there is "proof" for the Bible's veracity, presented by Chuck Missler. You can search for videos on youtube, where he speaks about the design of the Bible, the prophecies which show that these things were written by someone outside of time/space our dimension. I put proof in quotations because "you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink" and those who don't accept his proofs won't accept them. But I hope that his presentations would interest you. (maybe start with "Beyond Time" series or "Genesis" series).

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DaesDaemar 9 points ago +9 / -0

Christianity is faith-based simply because we don't know everything yet. When we do, it won't be faith. God could immediately make his presence known and you would have no doubt, but he wants it to be faith-based. That leap of faith, the trust, the giving up of our powerfully rational minds and believing in Him. It is intentional. Risking our ego. It's like a great ridiculous public demonstration of love. Something to consider. Cheers.

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F-250 1 point ago +1 / -0

YES!

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DaesDaemar 1 point ago +1 / -0

It pleases Him. I don't know the full answer but I recommend you reading this to get an idea of what He finds pleasing. - https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Hebrews+11&version=NIV

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MakeAmericaLegendary 9 points ago +10 / -1

What are the odds that the Bible managed to get every piece of building a successful society and culture correct? Across over forty authors?

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commies0ride0free 7 points ago +8 / -1

And thousands of years. The Bible is amazing and a miracle

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Carry_Your_Name 4 points ago +8 / -4

Then sadly I have to say you're just a believer of Moralistic Therapeutic Deism, the de facto largest civil religion among Americans. You know, in the gospel there was a rich young ruler, a man of integrity who'd kept all the laws throughout his life, but when Jesus asked him to do charity for the poor and follow him, he left with a sad face. Church is the body of Christ and Christ is the head of the Church. You can't be a part of the body without the head.

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HiddenDekuScrub 7 points ago +7 / -0

We're not talking about rich young princes swimming in Scrooge McDuck's vault here. I'd say it's closer to a person who wants to believe but can't. But even if they can't, they recognize that Christianity, and transcendent morals and ethics that apply to all regardless of caste, class, background, and creed, are responsible for much of the better parts of the world as we know it. These folks will do everything they can to defend Christianity.

Personally speaking, I consider myself a "Christian with doubts". I cannot be perfectly faithful. I am human, and thus am not perfect. But I also acknowledge that the universe in all its splendor and enormity is mortal like the rest of us, and thus utterly pointless without a reason to exist. So I take it on a "lucky shot", if not an act of faith, that God must be there. Because the only alternative is pretty damn depressing. (Okay, I sound like an astronomer now...) I would rather go to Hell knowing the universe meant something than go permanently into the darkness.

So welcome in your doubting allies and don't look down your nose on them. Do you want to bring people to Christ? Or do you want to chase away his prospective followers? God doesn't choose perfect people to do his work. I welcome Jordan Peterson.

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PDXTrumpSupporter 3 points ago +3 / -0

well said

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Carry_Your_Name 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't have any doubt of God's creation of the universe. The only doubt I have is about his omnipotence. What I mean by that is the forming of planets in the universe. That's actually a very interesting topic, so I'll dig in a little.

Look, in the first chapter of Genesis, God created heaven and earth and reiterated that it's GOOD, so what exactly is good and why did he say so? Because the way I see it, Venus, Mars and all the other planets are totally lifeless rocks as we know it. Earth is the only planet that has an atmosphere and thereby sustains life. From a creator, a designer or an engineer's point of view, that means his design WORKS. He did a lot of tuning and adjusting and finally got the parameters right. Take gravity, for instance, if it's too low it won't be able to keep the atmosphere attached, if it's too high it will collapse, or the nearby asteroids and other rocks will be magnetized to it and smash it. However, if that's the case, it would also mean that all the other planets in the galaxies we see are failed experiments. God couldn't make any form of life on those planets because none of them can sustain life. He had tried countless times, all BAD. But I suppose none of that is relevant since the Bible started with the creation of mother Earth in seven days. I once asked a pastor about this, and he said that all those other planets are a part of a grander setting for Earth to fit in. Every one of them serves a purpose. That may be true, but it's way beyond my comprehension and I seriously doubt it.

As for the morals and ethics, they are absolutely defining elements of christianity, but if you overanalyze them and push them onto other people, it will become legalism and eventually weigh you down. Jesus said my yoke is easy and my burden is light. True followers of Christ have them written in their hearts like muscle memory instead of just using them to regulate their behaviors.

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Kek_mit_uns 2 points ago +2 / -0

At the same time, faith isn't a choice and I have a hard time taking a lot of those tales literally. Allegorical interpretations don't seem to be welcome.

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JayLow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Give a look into Orthodox Christianity. Allegory of some Biblical books is not only an option, it was intentional.

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PDXTrumpSupporter 4 points ago +4 / -0

JBP is masterful at showing all the fantastic biblical allegorical wisdom/insights for agnostic folks.
And in my opinion he's so good at it that he shows how you can be a good 'christian' withOUT the faith/Belief in God.
NOT in an athiestic way, but in an agnostic way, where a rational person knows that they don't know, yet feels spiritually compelled to be a good person anyway.

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SevenDirtyWords 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think that is a really good way to put it. Regardless of whether Christianity is true or not, when I compare “western” countries to many non-Christian countries, I think it has shaped our society in a positive way.

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burgundycapsule 40 points ago +40 / -0

metoo

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HuntersCokeDealer 50 points ago +50 / -0

poundmetoo

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Iteachfuckingscience 19 points ago +20 / -1

hashtag pound me too

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featherwinglove 18 points ago +18 / -0

can we escape it? I'll try, brb...

#metoo

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Sakura 25 points ago +25 / -0

I feel so sad for you - you will never in your life mine as much salt as we can just by going to church and having children. /s :-)

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CovefefeREEEE 20 points ago +20 / -0

Thank you for that comment, Afeazo.

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Afeazo 10 points ago +10 / -0

You are very welcome, CovefefeREEEE

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featherwinglove 103 points ago +103 / -0

"Yep, no chance I will ever have kids..."

Well, that's getting easier now, isn't it (✧∇^)

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HuntersCokeDealer 87 points ago +88 / -1

"I won't have kids in this country if my baby daughter can't have an abortion someday"

WTF??

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Isthisusedtoo 37 points ago +39 / -2

Exactly what I was thinking. These retards probably don’t even think that far into it. “Reproductive rights” has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? Makes you think someone is stopping them from having kids and not the other way around.

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Fabius 11 points ago +11 / -0

They don't have kids. They're a bunch of retards.

And for the record, RvW is going anywhere. These people are mentally ill, alarmist psychos.

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Guruchild 13 points ago +13 / -0

These idiots have no clue how the courts even work. They can't just go back and vote to overturn previous decisions. There must be new cases for there to be new rulings which "overturn" previous decisions. This hooplah amounts to nothing more than brainless ignorant fools screeching about orange man bad.

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Fabius 11 points ago +11 / -0

And any new ruling would rely heavily on previous precedent.

RvW is established law. It will never be overturned unless a constitutional amendment prohibits abortion. It's settled law. Sorry to everyone who thinks the opposite.

The Democrats run up this shit every four years to terrify whores into thinking they won't be able to murder their children.

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Guruchild 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think you mean sluts. Whores are usually pretty good about birth control.

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LLchurch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even if it did which it won't the blue states would still allow them to happen

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RexCollumSilvarum 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Reproductive rights”

This phrase looks like it should mean "the right to have children", but liberals somehow use it to mean "the right to have indiscriminate sex without the 'risk' of having children".

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Alois2121 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's so psychopathic how they form their identity around abortion and call it "reproductive rights." Now they are doing the same thing with "transgender children" given puberty blockers by framing it as "republicans regulating transgender childrens bodies." Disturbing.

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Dictator_Bob 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

This buried them. They left allowed any and every fringe idea to percolate. This is why there's a sharp swing to the right coming. Really, it's not even a swing to the right. It's just the reaffirmation of our Constitution, and the kind of centrism that doesn't force chemicals into the bodies of little boys.

They can still be loony tunes they just can't live their fantasy of enforcing it on everyone else.

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ippwndu 12 points ago +12 / -0

She talked about her daughter not having"reproductive rights".

Bitch, no one is telling your daughter she can't reproduce.

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thisguy883 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its insane to me that these people want their daughters to essentially be sluts and have the option to abort a child on a whim.

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MikePlacid 10 points ago +10 / -0

“Gonna go ahead and start working on my move to Canada....any advice?”

  • Do not delay.
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cob05 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gonna go ahead and start working on my move to Canada....any advice?

They should stop being racist and move to Mexio with "muh people of color"

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thuggishruggishtrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's hard to believe these are real human beings saying stupid shit like that.

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buttfuckmebigfoot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or that Republicans are the ones burning down the country, what in the country fried fuck?

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women_for_trump 45 points ago +45 / -0

Wanna bet she's a 300 lb blue haired harpy who was probably never in danger of getting pregnant anyway?

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SomePedeOnline 31 points ago +31 / -0

She would.. By some jogger who will dip out and leave her raising Jontavious by herself.

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ComradeSanders 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gotta keep those prisons full of single mother creations!

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featherwinglove 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nope. 300 kg :)

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Itateeverybody 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's my favorite one.

It's like we can get rid of abortion and still cull the herd of faggotry.

Double win.

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LLchurch 6 points ago +6 / -0

My first thought was good I hope she doesn't we don't need more commie retards

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sanstheskeleton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn I guess Darwin was right once again.

Natural selection has found it's way back to us humans

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IAmTheSenate 30 points ago +30 / -0

Yes

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Buttfart88 16 points ago +17 / -1

Holy music starts

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JackIsALarp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Faint print becomes larger and bolder:

BelieveAllWomen

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IAmTheSenate 368 points ago +370 / -2

Holy crap /r/politics is full of racists

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isitpedanticenough 148 points ago +148 / -0

Mild shock

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DonJr2032 29 points ago +29 / -0

How can they be so blind, brainwashed, and retarded that they still, after nearly 4 years, believe that he’s a dictator? It’s blatantly obvious he’s the opposite of a dictator

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WhitePowerRanger 23 points ago +23 / -0

Public school.

MSM

Single moms. <mainly this. Buncha nobodies who think they’re “strong and independent” but have 5 sources of income from the government, 2 ex husbands and 2 baby daddy’s and teach their kids that feelings matter and other stupid single women nonsense

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karmalizing 14 points ago +14 / -0

I manage a restaurant in Cali with a bunch of gen Z kids... all the ones with Dads like Trump. All the ones raised by single Moms or from broken families dislike Trump and don’t seem to have any set values (four addicted to drugs, one doesn’t do drugs but is lazy af, has no personality and does nothing but play video games)

Zero exceptions

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Forte 3 points ago +3 / -0

When it's all they've every been taught, it's all they'll ever see. Like Mr. Bezmenov said, until they're being crushed under the boot of communism themselves, they will not realize what they have been supporting. And then it will be far too late.

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AdmrlNelson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Failed family units and education.

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spez_this 128 points ago +128 / -0

The whole Democrat party is full of racists.

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Brucesky420 34 points ago +34 / -0

<insert 'always has been' meme here>

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Alpha_plus 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yup, they're obsessed with race. It's weird.

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zipodk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Party of the KKK, of slavery, and now the modern day plantation

Nothing more racist than a lefty when dealing with a minority that isn't a lefty

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Forte 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, well, it's probably a fucking duck. All they do is identity politics. All they talk about race this, race that. They're fucking racists.

Everything that the leftists accuse us of being is what they actually are. They're so mentally inept that they refuse to see these things in themselves and project onto us.

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HyperCarbs 80 points ago +80 / -0

Yep. Important to remember which group is burning down cities. Yet, we're the fascists.

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zigZag590 33 points ago +33 / -0

They Unironically think that republicans are burning down cities. Spending 20 minutes on that sub made me realize that they are disconnected from reality.

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knightofday 21 points ago +21 / -0

Nah, most of that site is chinese and globalist propaganda. Probably less than 20% organic

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newuser999 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anytime I post a comment there that is critical of their bullshit, it receives -10 votes within mere seconds of posting (bots most likely) and then hours later I notice users commenting in my prior post history of weeks ago and brigading. Wtf is wrong with these people?

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

At this point I think it's less than 10%.

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Forte 3 points ago +3 / -0

The American left has all but convinced me that the Matrix is actually real and Trump is playing the part of Morpheus trying to redpill everyone so they wake up. The Matrix doesn't like it when something happens that it isn't in full control of.

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BlackToof_Grin 2 points ago +2 / -0

whoa whoa whoa... what are you saying? 🤔🤨 ... right in the center slightly-low panel up thar it says REPUBLICANS are burning everything down.

Can't you fucking read??

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FUCKTHEDNC 34 points ago +34 / -0

Always has been.

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Deaduponaviral 24 points ago +26 / -2

Well they’re Chinese...soooo

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IAmTheSenate 32 points ago +33 / -1

China is asshoe

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unsquishable [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

I can verify that this is a true statement.

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Ronald_Dregan 310 points ago +310 / -0

I'm literally puking right now. LMFAO. Why do NPCs love the word LITERALLY?

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LurkNoMore 123 points ago +123 / -0

I literally was about to ask that. Literally.

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JuanTitor 43 points ago +43 / -0

We need to make English great again! Take back our vocabulary!

But seriously, what is the replacement word to literally mean "literally"? Actually? "I am actually puking right now" when vomit is indeed spewing from my face.

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Ronald_Dregan 9 points ago +9 / -0

You just MEGA'd u/KafkaGoesWest. Hemingway and Faulkner would be proud.

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JuanTitor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Clearly they had both a mask and one of those plastic face shields on, so the vomit, instead of soiling their hands and covering the screen of their smartphone, was blowing out the mask onto their face and running down their shirt.

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Wtf_socialismreally 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably running around in a PD-100 with old and unusable cartridges in to look like badasses in their eyes.

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PawsOfMotion 2 points ago +3 / -1

'totally' is the best drop-in replacement for my taste

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thewashambro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use Objectively.

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IamWearingaDress 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking. Just search and replace literally with fucking. It used to mean something and now it doesn't.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unironically.

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JuanTitor 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did use a joking tone, but I 100% agree that we can't let them hijack the language. A good place to start would be "man" and "woman."

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MakeAmericaLegendary 3 points ago +3 / -0

I meant that I use unironically as a substitute for literally, but that too, haha.

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thewashambro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Objectively.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 2 points ago +3 / -1

Literally. Synonym: Metaphorically

I hate that they've ruined this word. I resort to using "unironically."

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Ronald_Dregan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think you mean antonym. Metaphorically is the exact opposite of literally.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unfortunately, I didn't mean antonym. According to dictionary.com, "literally: in effect : VIRTUALLY —used in an exaggerated way to emphasize a statement or description that is not literally true or possible"

The fact that literally and metaphorically are synonyms in many contexts now is stupid.

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Ronald_Dregan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, dictionary.com is in the business of changing language. It is an antonym and always will be for those of us who deal in facts and reality. LOL

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Silken_Sky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same with the words “man”, “woman”, and “marriage”.

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thewashambro 2 points ago +3 / -1

Why'd you have to say that? C'mon man!

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thewashambro 2 points ago +3 / -1

Why'd you have to say that? C'mon man!

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thewashambro 2 points ago +3 / -1

Why'd you have to say that? C'mon man!

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thewashambro 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are literally using it wrong. (I literally used it correctly there)

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DairyBoy 28 points ago +29 / -1

I dunno, but it’s really easy to spot em in real life when they use this word. It’s usually used incorrectly too which makes it even funnier/easy to mock.

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Ronald_Dregan 32 points ago +32 / -0

It's the "valley-girl" talk of NPC faggots.

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lerm4comptroller 6 points ago +6 / -0

My God... "Literally" is just "totally." We cracked the code.

Every time you read "literally," just replace it with "totally" and it sounds straight out of the mouth of a Valley Girl in 1997, and it actually makes sense.

"I'm totally puking I'm so upset right now you guys!"

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IncredibleMrE1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Acktschyoooooooouhlly

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anishr 5 points ago +5 / -0

NOW I'm lidurully puking

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jjacksonRIAB 1 point ago +1 / -0

The "uncanny valley girl" NPC.

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MyUsername 8 points ago +8 / -0

I sometimes use it, then I feel gross because I sound like one of these cucks. lol

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

I use it too, but that's because it has become common slang.

I try to catch myself when I say it, but I also tend to say it more when I am specifically and openly over exaggerating.

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PremiumCracker 19 points ago +19 / -0

Because they do t understand what "figuratively" means

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0095D 5 points ago +5 / -0

Came here to say exactly this.

Well, not exactly. I would say "don't" instead of "do t." Damn kids and your "new ways."

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PremiumCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol forgot my "n"

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Erikabodereka 15 points ago +15 / -0

because they’re lazy, lack creativity and lack high level communication skills.

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Vonsey 6 points ago +6 / -0

They are self-diagnosed autistics with a laundry list of other bullshit victim stamps

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American-stormcloak 182 points ago +183 / -1

So salty. So delicious. So absolutely delusional.

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MAGAguitar 79 points ago +79 / -0

Deus Salt

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American-stormcloak 26 points ago +26 / -0

Fuckin lol, deus salt. I'mma steal that boi!

Dues salt: ReeeeEeeeEeeEEEEEEEEEeeeE wills it.

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MAGAguitar 8 points ago +8 / -0

👍🏻👌🏻

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BeefChucker 53 points ago +53 / -0

“Was a good run, America” “America was nice while it lasted” Leftism has not been in America long...maybe 60s to now. The main accomplishments have been more crime than ever before and a decline in the standard of living (wage to cost of consumer goods). What do these delusional fucks think they have ever offered any civilization except misery and pain?

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American-stormcloak 12 points ago +12 / -0

Depends on your outlook. Crackhead? Thief? Wanna murder a innocent baby? Then leftism is for you! Come on down today and register for crime and degeneracy!

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Sakura 7 points ago +7 / -0

This exactly. And unfortunately these things breed more of the same - more children growing up without fathers means more fathers who abandon their children, and on and on it snowballs until something (someone? GEOTUS? :-)) stops it.

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ippwndu 3 points ago +3 / -0

The welfare state is the farm league for prisons. I wouldn't mind if it turned out productive citizens and we got a return on our "investment".

Instead we get teenage mothers and convicts.

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Sakura 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. In fact, of course, it was designed that way. "Never trust anyone whose job security depends on the problem they have been hired to solve". :-(

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American-stormcloak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bingo

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JoePCool14 1 point ago +1 / -0

GEOTUS is trying to save black families (really he's trying to save families of every race, religion, color, and creed).

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Fabius 10 points ago +10 / -0

Leftists only destroy.

Exactly what I was thinking. "We had a good run"? Yeah? Thank a conservative.

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StarGirl 5 points ago +5 / -0

These "good run" comments always make me wonder. They've said America was over 4-5 years ago because Trump was elected, yet here is a person who says the good run is over today.

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Wtf_socialismreally 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you are astute like most left leaning people think they are, then you start to notice the constant goal moving and attempts to backpedal. They discredit and silence anyone who calls out their agenda, with aid from government, media and social media.

Frankly, Trump should win in a landslide if the education system didn't totally fail this country. Critical thought should tell you that the modern day left is full of absolute horse shit.

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EntilZha 9 points ago +9 / -0

To young retarded leftists, history began when they were born.

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Chawlns 7 points ago +7 / -0

Much respect to the brave pedes that brave the depths of the salt mines for the rest of us to enjoy. I can’t stand r/politics

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American-stormcloak 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know, I never really thought of it like that. We have the best salt mine first responders don't we folks?!

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fasterth 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've been waiting for this salt since the morning, we need to mine moar

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American-stormcloak 4 points ago +4 / -0

ATTENTION: ALL MINERS REPORT TO DUTY FOR EXTRACTION OF SALT! WE ARE CURRENTLY OVERLOADED AND NEED BACKUP! THE MINES ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS AND READY FOR ACTION!

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Wtf_socialismreally 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will say that it is surprisingly responsible that this site doesn't brigade Reddit threads.

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GodSaveTheWest 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Sad almost, with how infected some people have become with TDS

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American-stormcloak 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is. It has drove some people crazy. Literally. People screaming at the sky. People who have been married for 40 years divorcing. Unhinged attacks on supporters. The list goes on and on and on.

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marsajane1949 170 points ago +171 / -1

'End of democray' LMAO LMAO its crazy cause we are saving our republic. I seriously dont understand how people can be this stupid.

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k6usy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, I’m not a good driver?

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 29 points ago +29 / -0

You just don't get it. It's not a Democracy unless you get to stack the SC with radical left-wing judges so the opposition can never have a voice again. Letting the President just use his Constitutional powers like this is literally fascism.

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Sleazy_1776 25 points ago +25 / -0

Reddit typically has a younger demographic and something like 60-70% of its traffic comes from outside the United States so those two factors alone can explain why they talk like children or people who do not live in the country.

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Chawlns 13 points ago +13 / -0

I love the “Handmaids Tale” comments going around. Such a dumb liberal POS show so of course they reference that.

Also, here’s a news flash for you dumb liberals: If you can say “fuck Trump”, loot and riot, you’re not under a dictator.

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Mr_Noh 3 points ago +3 / -0

That kind of thing sometimes makes me wonder if they truly believe what they're spouting, or are just going along to be in with the "cool kids".

I mean, take their talk about gun owners being murderous psychopaths just itching for an excuse to light up a school. If the owners were really all that, there would effectively be no left.

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Lockherup2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Projection. It’s all drug addled lefties Shooting schools

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Kharn 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Trump is such a horrifying fascist that I have no fear of speaking against him."

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SuperDuty4x4 10 points ago +10 / -0

"End of the democrats" that's what they're really scared of. They can't have a justice who loves America and respects the Constitution after all, you know without a doubt whoever they would pick would NEVER say that..

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Plebbitimmigrant 150 points ago +150 / -0

Only question is. Will they finally fucking leave the country.

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Unobtainium 50 points ago +50 / -0

Their souls certainly will if they start some civil war nonsense.

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MudDog 18 points ago +18 / -0

Give 'em the old Kyle Rittenhouse treatment

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jaubrey 11 points ago +11 / -0

Saint Kyle, Stacker of Commies, guide me in my hour of need.

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HyperCarbs 38 points ago +38 / -0

Just walk into Canada. All it takes is crossing a line on a map. Then, you get everything for free.

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Plebbitimmigrant 29 points ago +29 / -0

That’s only for minorities. The White Libs would get sent back.

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Brucesky420 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ironically enough, Canada has way stricter border laws than most 1st world countries (unless you're brown and from a 3rd world country)

They won't even let you cross the border for the day if you have a misdemeanor without going through a massive clearance procedure ahead of time. My friend and I were going to go visit our buddy in Vancouver but they denied him because of a charge he got back when he was 17.

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JESUSJUGS 3 points ago +3 / -0

I LOVE how it's always CaNaDa that they're going to; never Mexico! Fucking racists...

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catsfive 3 points ago +3 / -0

And no fires!

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HamburgerJung 3 points ago +3 / -0

Funny how they never want to move to Mexico, isn't it?

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catsfive 13 points ago +14 / -1

STAY THE FUCK OUT OF CANADA

Signed, A Canadian

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LLchurch 1 point ago +1 / -0

I loved canada can't wait to visit again. I would not want to live there permanetly but I'd love to be able to by a small plot of land and get a cabin someday for vacation but don't know how hard that is.

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Kweebecker 3 points ago +3 / -0

China seems to have no issues with owning large swaths of Canadian land, so I don't see why you couldn't too.

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Forte 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to come visit British Columbia. Looks like beautiful country up there.

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befehlistbefehl 7 points ago +7 / -0

No they won't cause they want us to be miserable with them.

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Shampagnepapi 5 points ago +5 / -0

As someone who just moved to Canada

They’re in for a rude awakening. Canada is becoming extremely redpilled, I see it live now. Media is silent, obviously. But Canada is waking tf up. A pleasant surprise, honestly

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DairyBoy 146 points ago +148 / -2

BUT HER HECKIN LAST WISHERINO!!!11!!!

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Ronald_Dregan 57 points ago +57 / -0

Nooooooooooooooo!!!! You CAN NOT DO THIS!!!! NOT TO HER!!!! NOT TO US!!!!

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monkadelic 27 points ago +27 / -0

My grannies last wish was for Trump to have 3 terms cause the first term was one long coup attempt. What should I do? Are last wishes only for famous people?

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WalkFastGoHome 9 points ago +9 / -0

Please call 1-800-GRAN-WISH if a grandmother's dying wish is not being honored. Our customer service associates are standing by to explain to you none of this is a real thing.

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Raindrops1984 12 points ago +12 / -0 (edited)

It’s in the Constitution! It’s the part written in invisible ink just below the “No scary black guns” part! Didn’t you see the documentary where Nic Cage saved it from the museum? Don’t you remember Dumbledore’s most sacred command?! It’s like you literally want me to be a Handmaid while your wife holds me down!

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koyima 3 points ago +3 / -0

How can he DEFY IT with a SMIRK

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zakat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same with the "It should've been HRC 's pick". So suddenly they agree that the current president should get to nominate someone.

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IAFF4TRUMP 123 points ago +124 / -1

Lol at the guy asking for unbiased judges. The people he’s referring to are known as constitutional conservatives. What a bunch of dipshits.

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EntilZha 41 points ago +41 / -0

Keep in mind in their broken minds, all of their beliefs are 100% pure fact, everything else is a lie. So to them, a 100% unbiased judge would match their mental image of reality.

The Constitution is not a factor to them, they have no concept that the constitution is LITERALLY the Supreme Courts only job.

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knightofday 9 points ago +9 / -0

The hard truth. They believe everything the say as truth, because they have no foundation or principles.

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jennyfrutex 24 points ago +24 / -0

Oh sure yeah, because Sonia "Wise Latina Woman" Sotomayor is so profoundly unbiased and fair.

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Evei 13 points ago +13 / -0

to liberals "unbiased" means "I get what I want"

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StarGirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

When they say unbias they mean not a transphobe or whatever other phobe they scream all the time.

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RegularAmerican 29 points ago +29 / -0

Haha I was going to say that was released really fast! I see why

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Brucesky420 25 points ago +25 / -0 (edited)

That's what I find the most disturbing about them freaking out over Trump picking SCOTUS justices, they're literally mad they might not be able to kill babies with no regard. They don't even try to hide it, moderates should remember these remarks in the future when they to claim they want "rare and responsible" abortions

Also, if men can be women, congressmen are allowed to vote on reproductive rights - right liberals?

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JoePCool14 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, their mask came off about abortion within Trump's first term. They feed off abortion. They live off the blood of murdered babies.

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20KAG20 6 points ago +6 / -0

Made it 2 minutes! I’m proud. A proud boy.

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Captinhowdy45 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wasn't prepared for that lmao. An hour long of the reeee heard around the world.

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UndercoverSpez 94 points ago +95 / -1

Lol Bernie fans still voting Democrat (for Biden) are so cucked. Imagine having the rules stacked against you for 2 primaries and then get blamed for everything because Hillary couldn't must enough support to beat a reality TV show host with 0 political experience. Then sitting there and voting for a neoliberal that hasnt done anything since the primary other than distance himself from your polices and supports.

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Crockett 58 points ago +58 / -0

All the salt is great, but the salt directed at Bernie/Stein voters is like that pink Himalayan salt that you get as a gift that makes you feel fancy even though it tastes the same.

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KRosen333 14 points ago +14 / -0

Holy cheap this is an underrated comment.

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Crockett 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, thank you.

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EntilZha 6 points ago +6 / -0

You get it as a gift? I ordered mine from Amazon. Don't compare it to this low quality commie shit salt.

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Censorship_Sucks 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m getting a “Bernie or Bust” shirt. It will annoy liberals as much as a MAGA hat, but without the risk of being assaulted.

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, I like himalayan sea salt 😂

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HyperCarbs 14 points ago +14 / -0

because Hillary couldn't must enough support to beat a reality TV show host with 0 political experience.

That's how bad the DNC is. Hahaha!

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 14 points ago +15 / -1

I know you know this but I dislike when they say Trump was just a celebrity. He's the embodiment of American exceptionalism and he's employed more people personally than any politician in office, I would think. He's a Rockefeller, Ford type.

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sun_wolf 7 points ago +7 / -0

They also say “reality TV” like his show was Big Brother or The Bachelor. It was an all-American show about how to work hard, think outside the box, lead a team, learn quickly, compete against others, and succeed as an entrepreneur in the United States. As far as modern entertainment goes, it’s one of the most positive, inspiring, and wholesome shows to air on American television in decades, all packaged as mainstream pop entertainment.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never watched it until maybe last year I watched the first season. It was definitely pretty good. Might buy the box set just to have.

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sun_wolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

NBC could make so much money selling that show on Blu-Ray. They could put up one of those box displays when you first walk into Best Buy. So many people would buy that box set for like $79.99. It would be a patriotic impulse buy. But they don’t care. NBC would rather leave that money on the table than let the President of the United States look popular to the American People.

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Brucesky420 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also to say "0 political experience" is a false statement too. Trump had plenty of political experience because he was constantly having to deal with corrupt politicians and policies for his companies to approval for real estate and real estate construction. Trump knew how politics worked because he was constantly on the other side of it

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Mr_Noh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, no one does real estate business in leftist corruptocracies like Atlantic City or NYC without being political. It just wasn't the "traditional" kind of the Uniparty.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

People forget he's a Wharton graduate. He knows how the economy works, that's why he cut regulations and made DOW break records.

What is "political experience", by the way? To me it sounds like a meaningless leftist buzzword, just like "presidential".

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lefty295 8 points ago +8 / -0

Seriously, that sub is about to go on a bernie bro pogrom.

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spez_this 82 points ago +82 / -0

They still think that RBG's supposed "dying wish" should trump the Constitution. You can't trump the Trump.

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PraiseBeToScience 31 points ago +31 / -0

Ah yes, a life-long Constitutional scholar whose dying wish was a complete betrayal of everything she stood for and outright said multiple times in 2016.

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koyima 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is a quote of hers on the front page at the moment that says if she was drafting a Constitution she wouldn't look at the American one... Meanwhile here in Greece I am pissed my ancestors looked more at the French one than the American one

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JuanTitor 9 points ago +9 / -0

The left places more value on Charmin Ultra than they do on our great Constitution.

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catsfive 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, well, "Don't Squeeze the Constitution!" is about to become the law of the land, libtards!

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TheRealChelseaClintn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Does anyone believe she actually even said that? She was smart enough to know THAT'S NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS!

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Gernnut 59 points ago +59 / -0

It's been a good Saturday.

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American-stormcloak 13 points ago +13 / -0

It has hasn't it? MAGA!

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dawgs on top. ACB wasn't my first choice but the salt makes me feel better about it.

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RegularAmerican 51 points ago +51 / -0

Salt prices plummeting

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patslimmy1 48 points ago +48 / -0

"We are at war"

Not yet bud

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Ponzo 21 points ago +22 / -1

I'm not a violent person but reading these comments, those spoiled assholes should have been knocked around a few times in school. Mike Tyson said it perfectly

"Social media made y'all way to comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it."

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patslimmy1 7 points ago +7 / -0

You don't know who you are until you're in a fight. And they'll never know.

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FREEDOM1st 3 points ago +3 / -0

100%

They think screeching "this is war" on cuckkit or twatter means they are combatants.

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LLchurch 3 points ago +3 / -0

These clowns calling for war wouldn't last 10 mins in the hood let alone a war lol fuck I'd be amazed if they lasted 10 seconds in a fight. Those little shits are what helicopter and snow plow parents get you.

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CarlosCornPopDelecto 44 points ago +44 / -0

References to "Handmaid's Tale" were inevitable. Am I the only one to notice leftists are so simple minded they can't distinguish between fiction and reality? Like, they have to see everything in reality through the lens of fiction.

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jennyfrutex 19 points ago +19 / -0

Their obsession with HP is kind of embarrassing. I read those books as a kid, and yeah, I enjoyed them. Then I became an adult, and I read other books. But there are 30-somethings out there who got permanent Harry Potter-inspired tattoos, who unironically call Trump "Voldemort," who take it all so seriously and act like it's real.

The funny thing is, a lot of them are devastated now that JK Rowling has had the audacity to say that women are women and men are men. Sucks to disagree, doesn't it?

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clara__ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Harry Potter is likely the only book series they ever read and for this reason they decided it's gonna be their bible.

I love it when they try to compare these books to reality. My favourite is them deciding that Antifa is Dumbledore Army or something (and I remember as a kid I already thought that whole thing was kinda lame). It's like a LARP within a LARP.

Also someone should tell them that in this world non-wizards use guns...

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unsquishable [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

The latest one is to say Rowling herself is Dolores Umbridge because she doesn't go along with the redefinition of womanhood.

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TheThreeSeashells 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm glad to say I have no idea what that means. I've even seen all the movies and I still have no idea. I thought they were boring anyway.

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unsquishable [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's exactly what you'd expect. Low hanging fruit, "antagonist character is person I don't like" tripe.

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clara__ 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a great one! But she's also the author how can this be??? Honestly good for ol' JK to stand firmly for herself on this, even though she was one of the reasons for all the woke getting popular and still supports a whole lot of it. It's good to find some spine later rather than never regardless.

Apparently she also just published a crime story where a guy pretends to be a woman and kills other women. So on the nose and I bet the mob expected an apology instead LOL

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yooz 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was browsing twitter when that book got announced and the shit storm was absolutely glorious

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aaafirefly123 5 points ago +5 / -0

Leftist: Looks at Political Situation

Also Leftist: ThIs Is JuSt LiKe HaRrY pOtTer!!!

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TheThreeSeashells 9 points ago +9 / -0

They do the same with Star Wars. They think they are the Rebels when they're clearly akin to the Empire. For crying out loud, most of their "leaders" look like Emperor Palpatine and most of their followers either look like Jabba the Hut or a reject from the Cantina.

On the flip side, they laugh off when Conservatives accurately compare the Left and their actions/policies to Demolition Man and Idiocracy. Despite the fact that, especially Demolition Man, those comparisons are dead-on accurate and most of the predictions have come to fruition. And again, how many Leftists are a real-life version of Raymond Cocteau?

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StarGirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

I grew up when Harry Potter was super popular yet didn't get into it. Whenever someone compares something to HP to make a political point I know there is nothing of value there.

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koyima 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the wizards carry a weapon, even the kids and they are trained in using them

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HowardRoark 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm loving the "Handmaid's Tale" references.

If you really want to trigger them, say, "Blessed be the fruit" 👶🏻

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Fabius 5 points ago +5 / -0

They live in a fantasy world.

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leahcim 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everything they see is fiction.

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Tendies_bot_9000 38 points ago +40 / -2

I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker . I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone is ethnic, because everyone has ethnicity. What a idiotic racist white liberal thing to say.

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HyperCarbs -8 points ago +8 / -16

You've posted this same comment before.

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SellTheSun 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a popular copy pasta

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lolpaladins 5 points ago +5 / -0

woosh

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PDXTrumpSupporter 1 point ago +2 / -1

'copypasta'

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BeTransformed 1 point ago +2 / -1

Sorry that you're getting downvoted. Rather than click the arrow, I'll try to explain.

Back when the_Donald was on CCP-reddit, this was often posted and drew many KeKs. Were you active on that sub? If not, then we've got some stories to tell ya...

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HyperCarbs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Were you active on that sub?

Nope. I got off Reddit back when that sub was taking off.

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marsajane1949 36 points ago +36 / -0

HAHAHA the comment about a child from Haiti.... jesus. They make comments like this while wanting to vote for the people who stole, trafficked, and harmed thousand of Haitians!! WTF

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marsajane1949 15 points ago +15 / -0

The amount of insanity and false realities in these posts is insane in and of itself!

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MudDog 11 points ago +12 / -1

Lol ask them how many haitian children they think were at Biden's house 15 minutes from pedo island

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marsajane1949 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep!

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RighteousViolence1 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s clear gaslighting. Accuse your opponent of what bla bla bla you know the rest.

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KekProphet 3 points ago +3 / -0

C'mon man you know the thing

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like pol probably started that just to expose the Clintons.

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JoePCool14 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know! Maybe ACB is secretly a Clinton?

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lifeisahologram 34 points ago +34 / -0

“What is this woman like 40 years old or something? She’s gonna be on the court forever!”

Lmao

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jennyfrutex 6 points ago +6 / -0

YEAH SHE IS!

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JESUSJUGS 4 points ago +4 / -0

They should be happy that the woman even said something nice about RBG. I wouldn't have been so gracious, but that's just me...

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not forever, just until 2050 or so. Then she'll retire and president Rittenhouse will replace her with another conservative.

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2Fangz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vote Rittenhouse / Sandmann

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wholesomekangz100 2 points ago +2 / -0

Barron / Rittenhouse. Sandmann can be some other higher up position

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JoePCool14 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would vote for that ticket in a heartbeat. Rittenhouse can then commission the Department of Free Helicopter Rides.

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WhoMurderedSethRich 2 points ago +2 / -0

"christ" as if they actually believe in Jesus Christ.

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Shoe 28 points ago +28 / -0

That one comment said Republicans are burning down America???? Sorry, what???

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jennyfrutex 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ah, yes, all those right-wing mobs in Portland. Must be it.

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Fabius 7 points ago +7 / -0

They mean it figuratively, while they do it literally.

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Genericwhitemale 4 points ago +4 / -0

Typical gas lighting

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Blkwinz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then maybe they should be demanding the DAs in these leftist states actually start prosecuting people.

Yeah of course not, they're well aware it's all BLM doing this shit, they know they're lying, but it's all they can do.

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FUCKTHEDNC 27 points ago +27 / -0

“ move to Canada”

They are more pro- trump than we are LOL

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RoboG 15 points ago +15 / -0

Only Alberta, the rest is a desolate ice hell of liberalism

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Brillica 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey man just like the American west coast, there’s some of us buried deep inside the demented leftist areas.

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RoboG 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's great to hear haha. There are dozens of us! DOZENS

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lolpaladins 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yea, move to Canada if you want to get rid of your guns and have abortions and be required by law to refer to someone by their preferred pronouns.

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JESUSJUGS 2 points ago +2 / -0

No freedom of speech up there! When I was like 17 and loved Obama (I know...) I really wanted to move to Canada because I am gay and was disgusted by the fact that we had freedom of speech in this country. I wanted to move somewhere where hate speech was outlawed. Well, suffice it to say that I've done a LOT of fucking maturing and that view did a 180. It's probably the most important thing in our country and is being attacked daily.

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StarGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

BC has a surprising amount of pro Trump people.

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The_Devil_Monkey 26 points ago +27 / -1

TONS of salt. SHADILAY!

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FRENS 25 points ago +26 / -1

ACB = A Catholic Babe

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jennyfrutex 9 points ago +9 / -0

It has no bearing on anything, but the fact that ACB is pretty is just the perfect added insult to triggered blue-haired feminazis.

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Schwing!

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StarGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

People are pegging her as 10 years younger than she really is. Which is funny cause these racists always say white people don't age well.

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HyperCarbs 24 points ago +24 / -0

The bots are out in full force.

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Morokei 14 points ago +14 / -0

The worst part is these aren’t bots

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befehlistbefehl 17 points ago +17 / -0

Oh they are bots, they are just made out of flesh and bones instead of metal and silicon.

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Morokei 3 points ago +3 / -0

Upvote confirmed.

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Sakura 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know, like I've seen the same concern troll by 3 different people now. Maybe bots? Maybe some ShareBlue memo or something? Maybe just NPCs? IDK.

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TrumpVictorious 24 points ago +24 / -0

All this salt is not good for their blood pressure.

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Colorado-Living 22 points ago +22 / -0

My favorite: spitting in the face of RGB's legacy

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JuanTitor 6 points ago +6 / -0

More like spitting in the face of her arrogance and pride.

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

RBG fucked up by not retiring under Obama.

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JoePCool14 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not even spit in her face can cool the fires of Hell.

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RegularAmerican 21 points ago +22 / -1

Lol at the one on the mid left row. She'll never have kids in this country! Because she doesn't want her "daughter" to grow up where there are no "reproductive rights". How does she know she would have a daughter?

Oh well get ready for the insanity. I know my unborn child that's already 2 months is thanking GEOTUS for making him/her feel a little safer about making it to term. (Not that we would do that we think it's Murder)

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Fabius 14 points ago +14 / -0

How does she know she would have a daughter?

She'll abort the males.

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

Opposite of China.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not very diverse of her.

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unsquishable [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Genuinely. Seen people say they've done this.

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Voluptuous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some people choose to let Charles Darwin take the wheel, and that's okay with me.

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JoeyJoJo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or transition them..

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FREEDOM1st 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or mutilate them.

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47urOFH3d 5 points ago +5 / -0

How does she know she would have a daughter?

She would abort and try again until she did, presumably.

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because she'll get the fertility doctor to implant a female embryo in her non-white surrogate.

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TheThreeSeashells 1 point ago +1 / -0

How does she know she would have a daughter?

Anne Georgulas and Jeanette Jennings have entered the conversation.

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JoePCool14 1 point ago +1 / -0

Congrats on the baby pede! I pray everything goes smoothly for you.

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Pileofstuff 19 points ago +19 / -0

How dare he defy RBGs dying wish, that’s immoral!!! Lol what planet do these people live on? What random standard are they living to?

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monkadelic 4 points ago +4 / -0

They go off fee fees

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Unobtainium 16 points ago +16 / -0

I agree that TropangTexter, or any other of those commenters, should not have kids.

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TruthWillFreeYou001 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm still waiting for the liberals to move to Canada like they promised in 2016.

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jennyfrutex 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm sure Trudeau will welcome them with open arms.

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Brillica 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is depressingly true. Wish we could just do a trade where the leftists move to Canada, and us Canadapedes get to move to America. But until then I’ll be fighting to save my own country.

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jennyfrutex 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've heard a lot of people say that Alberta is more conservative, and eastern, urban provinces are more crazy liberal. Is that true? I know Quebec is...well, Quebec.

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Brillica 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely. Liberals didn’t win a single seat in Parliament in either Alberta or Saskatchewan https://images.app.goo.gl/9VHY65WX9VyuYTth9 the Consevative blue also bleeds halfway through British Columbia.

Unfortunately despite our multi-party system, it’s realistically a two-party that are really a uniparty; the last Conservative government selling us to China was a large part of what got everyone to vote for the current government... where they’ve continued to do the same. It’s going to be a tough fight.

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jennyfrutex 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, woof. Good luck to you, friend. Canadapedes deserve better.

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Mr_Noh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or trading the freedom lovers in Hong Kong for the leftards in the US who think the PRC is the bee's knees.

Not that I think the ChiComs would be that stupid to take the deal, mind you. Trading hard workers being a bit rebellious for a bunch of shit-talking, no-walking wastes of carbon compounds? Like Nancy R used to say: "Just say no."

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basedtexapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're still waiting from when they promised it in 2000 also.

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unsquishable [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Quite a few actually have, but not nearly enough. A report came out not too long ago noting an uptick over the yearly average.

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0nDaFence 14 points ago +14 / -0

So much salt! It's like they're drinking straight from the ocean

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Sakura 4 points ago +4 / -0

I live in NY - if it gets worse I'll be on the top of my apartment building needing a helicopter rescue :-)

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Mr_Noh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not the ocean, the sea.

Specifically, the Dead Sea.

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leakmouth 13 points ago +13 / -0

1 term 3 justices

is definitely my favorite comment

Suck on it libtards

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malarky 13 points ago +13 / -0

Imagine being a Bernie supporter. You really like everything he stands for so you go with your head and heart and vote for him instead of Crooked Hillary.

They steal the nomination from him and then Crooked loses.

They then do the same thing this election. Somehow Biden can't put a coherent sentence together but Biden wins the nomination.

Now they're blaming Bernie supporters for their own failure to put up a strong candidate.

Left eats the left.

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WhiteLash 11 points ago +12 / -1

I went to the store today without a mask on, no one said a word. I was one of two people, then I come home and get an extra dose of salt for my ribeye steak. What a beautiful Saturday. These people are internet tough and don't say shit in person.

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HowardRoark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. They usually go back to their mom's basements, get on Reddit, and make a passive aggressive post titled "To the person who [xyz]..."

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WhiteLash 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. I'm also a white male over 6 feet tall. They are scurred so they cry on r/pol.

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ProtectFreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Work out, make some modest gains, and they won't even make eye contact unless they're in a group of 12 or more.

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Nicktdot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Niiiiice!

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 9 points ago +10 / -1

"End of Democracy"

Someone needs to tell this retard they live in a republic.

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KMacsBinder 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are doing everything possible to destroy elections, which is the only democratic component of our government.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Technically it's called a Liberal Democracy, which is factually a Republic. The founders were absolutely against mob-rule Democracy, obviously given the system they created that has lasted for 250 years and given rise to the freeist, most equal society in the history of the earth.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 0 points ago +1 / -1

Nah.... Were a conservative republic, Not a liberal democracy.

Time to start playing their language games back at them.

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thuggishruggishtrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I'm not to keen on it but everytime I hear "muh democracy" it's always coming from crazy ass leftists and globalists, I don't know what a Democracy is but aren't we supposed to be a constitutional republic? Isn't that what the forefathers envisioned?

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 1 point ago +2 / -1

Democracy, in it's purest form means citizens have a direct vote in all matters and appointments. And it's a terrible system that history has proven again and again doesn't work.

That's why America more heavily leans in the direction of the Roman republic rather than Greek democracies.

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Captain_Cameltoe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Damn, these people are dumb.

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Fuckreddit01 8 points ago +9 / -1

Bunch of delusional retards.

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spec17 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can we get one way tickets to China for all these leftist?

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Mr_Noh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cheaper yet, half-way tickets on Pinochet Air.

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spec17 1 point ago +1 / -0

👌

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even though ACB wasn't my favourite, I am glad to see her nomination expose all the democrats and the reeeeeeeeing

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Brillica 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can’t argue with the politics of it: woman judge and black kids for the left, seems to be pro-religion and pro-2A for the right.

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MudDog 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe Republicans burning down the entire country

wut?

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salvecitizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they were able to detect irony, they would not be progressive fanatics.

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AdeptTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Gooooood, let the salt flow through you."

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American-stormcloak 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

"If you appoint a conservative to the supreme Court I will ReeeeEeeeEeeEEEEEEEEEeeeE more than you could possibly imagine"

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MAGA_FL_MAN 6 points ago +6 / -0

Republicans burning down the country!? This is either the most delusional idiot on Reddit, or a complete piece of shit gaslighting commie. November is so close, but so many levels of insanity away. Biden is deteriorating by the hour and I’m getting progressively more certain that these savages are going to do something incredibly stupid as a Hail Mary before the smoke settles.

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MAGAENGINEER 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m beginning to think projection is all they have left. It’s the only thing they do now.

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Sargentpilcher 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Sanders supporters" lmao! He's talking to me! I'm proud to have played my part in this! (I actually voted for Jill Stein in 2016, but will be voting Trump in 2020!)

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GrandInquisitor 3 points ago +3 / -0

BRO, same, I voted for Jill Stein in 2016. I would not vote for that corrupt snake Clinton, especially after the DNC acted dishonestly during the 2016 primaries.

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Sargentpilcher 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh man, when Sanders endorsed that bitch after Wikileaks told the world what she did to him, I lost all respect for the “man”

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GrandInquisitor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even more so in round two this time. I'm convinced now, but wasn't in 2016, that he's playing the part of a foil for them in maneuvering the field. Now his shrill proclamations are cringey to me.

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Toollespaulhero 6 points ago +6 / -0

Imagine not wanting to have kids because your kids won’t be able to abort their bad decisions.

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Teaching children to have self worth and responsibility is too much.

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Tom_Brett 6 points ago +6 / -0

Will the Green Party help us this year? we should be promoting them

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Joey14 8 points ago +8 / -0

Democrats kicked them off the ballot in a couple of states.

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willy-willis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh the Democrats know all too well and are terrified of the possibility, that's why they're literally (to use the average r/politics tumblrina's favorite word) suing to get the Greens kicked off the ballot specifically to prevent even the slightest vote-splitting - and have succeeded in some states, Pennsylvania included.

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RockyMin 6 points ago +6 / -0

These people are just pathetic and disgusting. It's evil that the child from Haiti is standing next to Trump? Republicans are burning down the country? One asking if they hired a couple of persons of color to pretend to be her family?

Fuck these delusional, self righteous assholes. Let's just throw them the fuck out of the country already. You have no idea how much these posts make me want to hunt down and beat the shit out of each and every one these douchebags.

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lolpaladins 5 points ago +5 / -0

Something tells me the "no chance I will ever have kids" guy wasn't going to have kids anyways, other than the ones that he raises with his wife and her boyfriend.

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AbrahamLincoln 5 points ago +5 / -0

"It's especially evil that the child from Haiti is next to Trump"? I'm having trouble even parsing what they're crying about in that one.

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bothloveocean 5 points ago +5 / -0

They know we have the votes. Fuck them. That was their attitude towards us during Barry and his boyfriend’s reign. They drew first blood.