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Richard_Friedman 544 points ago +548 / -4

‘ the guy couldn’t even run a 7-11’ lmao

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DefaultFreedom 226 points ago +226 / -0

"Damnit Joe, the slurpee machine is leaking all over the place. Grab the mop!"

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agentric 140 points ago +140 / -0

Listen, c’mon man! I’m the guy that coined the term slurpee! Look at the other guy! You can’t go into a 7-11 these these days that’s not owned by Indians. What was I saying?

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beta-detector 62 points ago +62 / -0

Biden is more like a "Walmart Door Greeting" employee level.

Working at 7-11 would be like running one of the Fortune 500 companies for him.

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hillaryforprison 49 points ago +49 / -0

He wouldn't qualify for a Walmart greeter, either, unless they want a bunch of lawsuits about him touching little girls. Then he randomly forgets where he is and wanders away into the produce section.

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Testudoaubreii 41 points ago +41 / -0

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 10 points ago +10 / -0

Underrated comment...

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IcedCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s where Sleepy Joe went to law school

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wehavetogoback 17 points ago +17 / -0

well he does belong with all the other vegetables anyway

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Blades1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not to mention fruits and nuts as per his voters.

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wehavetogoback 6 points ago +6 / -0

kek

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NewtonsThirdLaw 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based

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HunterBidenCokeStraw 19 points ago +19 / -0

Welcome to Wal-Mart you stupid bastards.

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Ivleeeg 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's the perfect door greeter. He can act genuinely surprised at what he's doing, every time.

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JohnVoight 8 points ago +8 / -0

We’re just living in 1 giant meta-meme 🤣🤣🤣

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ChuckedBeef 5 points ago +5 / -0

The THING Man!

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Richard_Friedman 34 points ago +34 / -0

I want a slurpee now haha

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Cray_cray_ 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am Trash Can

👮‍♂️🔦🗑️

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Pedeberrycrunch 34 points ago +34 / -0

"Corn Pops are in aisle thr... oh, you know the thing!"

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Who is Themop and how old is she?"

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eclectiledysfunction 1 point ago +1 / -0

"And most importantly, what's her hair like?"

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ChelseaHubbell 10 points ago +10 / -0

No wheezing the juice

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Junkevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit, knowing this reference likely makes you as old as me and I just turned 40.

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HanAssholeSolo 85 points ago +85 / -0

“Ya, ignore me! I’m comin’ around again!”

“No you’re not, honey”

“Ya, I am, I have to!”

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salazam 29 points ago +32 / -3

Typical naggy female always trying to ruin the fun!

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Johnmatrix45 9 points ago +10 / -1

So good. Highlight of my day.

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nmipede 8 points ago +12 / -4

"Get me a sammich out of the cooler and don't worry about it".

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MicTheIrishRogue 75 points ago +75 / -0

According to Joe he can't run a 7-11 because he doesn't have an Indian accent.

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TheRealChelseaClintn 13 points ago +13 / -0

good catch my dude. joe has ALWAYS been so fucking racist.

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JoePCool14 22 points ago +22 / -0

I'm definitely using that line now.

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BartoshJr 16 points ago +16 / -0

I doubt that Biden would be able to successfully run a Dunkin' Donuts location at this point either.

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Neptunes_rings 204 points ago +204 / -0

That was the best part for me, "I have to, no I have to."

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kesquare2 118 points ago +118 / -0

Same.

"Yeaaaa ignore me, I'm coming back around."

"no no"

"I GOTTA GO BACK THROUGH."

Up until that point I thought he was by himself.

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rooftoptendie 86 points ago +86 / -0

that's what had me on the floor

IM COMIN BACK AROUND!

(honey, no)

I HAVE TO!!! IM DOIN IT!!!

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DeplorableKatie 45 points ago +45 / -0

That cracked me up. I could see me being the wife in the passenger seat as I’m the non confrontational type but that “I GOTTA GO BACK THROUGH!!” had me laughing.

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BobDobalina 53 points ago +53 / -0

It's so hilarious, because the contrast is killer.

He's yelling every obscenity he can think of out the window while laughing his ass off, just slaying cucks left and right

Then you figure out his sweet, low spoken wife is in the car who isn't even mad at him about it, but she's basically just saying "Think of their children"

And the guy very loving and respectfully replies to her that it is his civic duty, i'm so sorry honey i'm going to have to go back around one more time

She doesn't sound too upset about it, LOL

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SideOBeef2016 17 points ago +17 / -0

I think she simply pitties the biden supporters, but fully is on board with her hisbands sentiments lol

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magaroniAndCheese -30 points ago +1 / -31

id ditch her, shes a hole just like on o&a

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WillowWynde 11 points ago +12 / -1

LOL That's one of my favorite videos and I can never figure out why the wife responds like that 'cause I'd be right there with him!

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nmipede 9 points ago +10 / -1

There's a lib enclave the wife and I drive through sometimes on nice days with outdoor cafe seating and whatnot. Fun to just slow roll with Rush or Hannity blaring from the speakers and the windows down. On rainy days, the MAGA hat is enough.

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Steven_IDGAF_Miller 1 point ago +1 / -0

A little warning next time 'pede. I nearly bust a gut laughing so hard.

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cyberpunkstreetart 10 points ago +11 / -1

Same!

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whatstateamiin 62 points ago +62 / -0

The absolute best let. It’s so funny because he feels he has no choice but to go back through the other way.it is his duty.

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cuckslasher 14 points ago +14 / -0

its too late to stop now

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BobDobalina 15 points ago +15 / -0

Look, she knew what she was getting into when she got in a Truck with huge "TRUMP 2020" signs in the back, didn't she?

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SideOBeef2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do what you say you're going do. The Lion Party way.

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Krunchi 41 points ago +41 / -0

If it wasn't for my wife doing stuff like this, I would dead already.

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Miserable_company 10 points ago +10 / -0

Absolutely. She’s a voice of reason... My wife has said many similar things to the above.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 21 points ago +21 / -0

We had a guy attend our last rally who reminded me of this guy. He would engage every triggered Democrat that stopped to get mouthy with us and he was merciless. He even brought an air horn and when someone flipped us off he would hit the horn and yell "Triggered!".

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DaytonaBySunrise 222 points ago +222 / -0

That's the biggest Biden crowd I've ever seen.

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Scumbag-reddit 95 points ago +95 / -0

How can Trump possibly win with crowds that size?

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TenScoops 36 points ago +36 / -0

They think with 30 TV Stations, 100 newspapers, all of big tech, and all of Pedowood on their side, they`re the silent oppressed majority

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NotSorryLuvTrump 30 points ago +30 / -0

I was in Chicago for 4th of July, in a real hipster part of the town, and it was so fucking hot and humid and these band of misfit toys were marching against Trump/Pence with like 6 cop cars to escort them.

All these little soybeans that were on the side of the road, having picnics in the fields, were standing up and applauding. The friend of a friend I was with said how "this should hurt Trump, knowing the majority of world is against him"

This guy had a graduate degree, was an accomplished actuary - but apparently doesn't REALLY know numbers.

I can't wait for 11/3.

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KekistanPM 20 points ago +20 / -0

It's so big they didn't have enough distancing circles painted on the ground!

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Strike_Eagle784 8 points ago +8 / -0

It was YUGE /s

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Contrarian tribalists shamed out of hiding by the utter absence of any visible support for their chosen candidate.

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anewstep 133 points ago +133 / -0

The wife with the "no you're not" and the "yes! I have to!"

Golden.

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TravisRSCX 10 points ago +10 / -0

I can't unsee this.

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Miserable_company 7 points ago +7 / -0

How’d you get that 3rd person POV of the video?

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0095D 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holy shit. Kek!! The guy even says something Carl would, "YEEAAH! I'm coming back around again!"

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MW23232 4 points ago +4 / -0

I really wish we could find out who the man and woman are in the car so you could send them this image/meme. He could frame it. It's great - perfect.

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MisterClean 87 points ago +87 / -0

We love our patriots, don't we folks?

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plasmaburnz 5 points ago +5 / -0

We're such happy people.

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Kaizen 77 points ago +77 / -0

Only sub’ed to his YT channel recently, very entertaining and great for the LOLZ.

Edit: His channel

https://www.youtube.com/user/artworkbyjeff

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The_Litehaus_Abides 30 points ago +30 / -0 (edited)

Thanks! I refreshed the page for this. :)

edit: Oh holy shit, hahaha! Less than a minute into this vid, he's calling a very large leftist girl a pig.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yheRwRjg2SM

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Wehavelawsforareason 5 points ago +5 / -0

spicy af

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arebee 10 points ago +10 / -0

This guy is awesome

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monkadelic 9 points ago +10 / -1

This video makes me dislike young white women, and that's like making me dislike my favorite ice-cream. At the beginning a teenage white girl is explaining to an adult black woman why shes wrong. wtf????

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SaintPablo 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMAO

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1080pleb 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy sounds a lot like Larry the Cable Guy.

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Corn_Poop 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's not the same guy. I watch every Paint The Trump video and that's definitely not him. Same high energy though

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Kaizen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ah my mistake. Sounds like him!!!

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bigmikesballsack 12 points ago +12 / -0

Was going to post this. He’s also on Facebook. Pretty sure it’s the same guy.

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ChocolateEvryday 7 points ago +7 / -0

Love his energy

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SpezDispenser [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

Thanks mate, this dude is a riot.

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Pax11B 54 points ago +54 / -0

"I'm coming back around again!" KEK!

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ChocolateEvryday 7 points ago +7 / -0

I died with that.

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ObamasLooseButthole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honey no. Don’t.

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TheMediaLies 1 point ago +1 / -0

THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE SUN

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recyclabletauntaun 48 points ago +48 / -0

I hope he did the second lap he promised 😂

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ProfessorRomendev 19 points ago +19 / -0

2 terms, 2 genders, 2 scoops, 2 laps, 2 3 nominations

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King_Of_Games_91 46 points ago +46 / -0

That was the most NY/NJ thing I've seen today. Love it!

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KnoxHarrington 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude sounded like Carl Brutananadalewski.

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KekistanPM 39 points ago +39 / -0

Hey leftists how it does it feel for strangers to come out from nowhere and yell and curse at you?

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magicmike 43 points ago +43 / -0

And this guy is having a good time, laughing and being funny. He's not flipping over their dinner tables and screaming in their face with a bullhorn.

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Carlos_Danger1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nothing worse to a miserable lib than seeing a happy conservative

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hypebeast420 17 points ago +17 / -0

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I shed no sanctimonious tears to the people who've been doing that to us for decades.

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JaxRyan 33 points ago +33 / -0

lmao this is hilarious

"I'm comin' back around again...yes I am, I have to"

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fumbl3 3 points ago +3 / -0

So good. "I'll do it again!"

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 31 points ago +31 / -0

High fucking Energy

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HeavyVetting 30 points ago +31 / -1

"I'm coming back around again!" lol high energy!

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JohnMcCainsTumors 26 points ago +26 / -0

This man MAGAS

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PensivePatriot 25 points ago +25 / -0

I always knew Carl from ATHF would be MAGA

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GeraldBroflovski2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

haha, came here exactly for this. "Who wrote 'MAGA Rules #1' on my car, with a key"

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Some say the Earth is our moon, but that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon."

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Defender110 2 points ago +2 / -0

2MAGA don't need need no chamois! SHE'S GLEAMIN' LIKE THE FRIGGIN' SUN!!!!

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Magafactured 10 points ago +10 / -0

“'Cuz we are the MAGA teens”

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FirstOfHisName 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it was Nick DiPaulo!

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KetchupAndMayo 20 points ago +20 / -0

Where is this! Love the guy!

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bigmikesballsack 10 points ago +11 / -1

Duck Duck Go “Paint the Trump.” Also on Facebook.

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Corn_Poop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not the same guy

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SuperBriz 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sleepy Joe?! Get tha fack attta heeeeaaaaaa!

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CocaineMitchsDealer 15 points ago +15 / -0

"I'm comin' back 'round again!" This is the most fun a political movement has ever been. I fuckin love you guy.

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cook_does 15 points ago +15 / -0

"I gotta go back through, I gotta." That is the sound of pure joy. This guy is having more fun than should be legally allowed by law.

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HanAssholeSolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

If Biden wins, your wish will be granted.

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chunderbad 14 points ago +14 / -0

Gotta love New Jersey

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TheNewRepublic 14 points ago +14 / -0

The voice is perfect! The energy is too much gotta go back for more.

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Woodster 14 points ago +17 / -3

I like the end, the wife is trying to talk him off his high horse

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PB_Mack 14 points ago +14 / -0

Nobody does coarse political discourse like people with Jersey accents do.

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davidmode 13 points ago +13 / -0

"i gadda go back troo!"

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

honey, no...

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covfefe_energy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I gadda fuckin do it again!

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Pepe_Silvia86 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh! I'm drivin' ere!!

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7spade 11 points ago +11 / -0

Goddamn he is savage! Only known this guy (audio only) for 1 minute and already love him! What a fighter!

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MicMumbles 11 points ago +11 / -0

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK!

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Blurpy 9 points ago +9 / -0

"I gotta go back through, I've GOT to!

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PotentialWizard 8 points ago +8 / -0

If some of my td.win comments came to life....

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ICUP 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did he go back around? I have to know

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frankenbox 5 points ago +5 / -0

If he didn't, then there is no God.

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Miserable_company 8 points ago +8 / -0

I just added 3 more views to the count, and sharing it with my friends. Lol

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NazisWereSocialist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lmfao make that salt pouuuuurrrr

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billswinthesuperbowl 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dude has a natural troll voice

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ProfessorRomendev 7 points ago +7 / -0

It shouldn't be possible to achieve this level of chad

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Medtex1 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love this guys smarmy ass voice, just grinding the salt into the wound

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Meatbank84 7 points ago +7 / -0

SUPER HIGH ENERGY

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JoePCool14 7 points ago +7 / -0

This guy knows what HIGH ENERGY means!

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Dergy 7 points ago +8 / -1

This guy's awesome.

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ThatsRight2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

yea he does! i grew up in westchester county. he could be from westchester / nyc / long island for sure. this guy makes me proud!!!!

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Enoughisenough 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jesus christ that's hilarious. Sounds like Carl from ATHF

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tenebrose 7 points ago +7 / -0

Immense Carl energy from this guy, down to the laughs. Love it.

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TheUpsetter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Glorious

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unsquishable 6 points ago +7 / -1

The wife wasn't a fan of going back around lmao

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

She knows when one of them tosses a cup of gourmet coffee into his truck, that truck is stopping and he's getting out. I could see my wife saying the same thing, but "Honey, I gotta do it!"

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PastorCharles 6 points ago +6 / -0

"He's going to wipe your asses!" Wait, what?

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LikeAWombatScorned 3 points ago +3 / -0

It sounded better in his head.

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thunderdroid 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's better than the Lenina Huxley version, "He's going to lick your asses!"

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SkeletorsTeeth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Guess watching it with the sound off doesnt tell me much

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Trumpamania2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hero level

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Midnight_Pede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Poor wife just wants to go home, and he just wants to MAGA on their faces.

Hilarious.

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UnusedPrinterInk 5 points ago +5 / -0

NONONO HONEY, I GOTTA GO THROUGH AGAIN!!

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reynard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Youtube chat IRL.

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