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IAmTheSenate 181 points ago +184 / -3

Trump should just insist, at the last possible moment, on a 1hr delay "for a national security emergency" so that they time Joes dosage wrong. Imagine coming back after an hour and Joe is on his way down from whatever it was they gave him

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elsabio [S] 61 points ago +62 / -1

LOL! Yes!

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Sesquame 40 points ago +40 / -0

Oh that would be brilliant.

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kmillz 35 points ago +35 / -0

Unnecessary yet hilarious

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BillGateCanSuckIt 34 points ago +35 / -1

They will probably dose him so hard he dies on stage

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aside 18 points ago +18 / -0

Win Win I guess

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winsome 14 points ago +14 / -0

If he's truly demented, this is on his family, not him.

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FreeJack2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

"big mean orange guy clobbers elderly philanthropist and child-smell enthusiast to DEATH"- CNN headline the following day

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elfmyself 6 points ago +6 / -0

CHILD-SMELL ENTHUSIAST!

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Choppermagic 8 points ago +8 / -0

and you know who the media will blame for that

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

>hnnnggggg

They may do it on purpose, so Kumala can assume her "rightful" position at the top of the ticket.

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CA-Patriot 24 points ago +24 / -0

Awesome!

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Thracka951 98 points ago +99 / -1

“Big shot in the ass!” ain’t gonna cut it

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AlphaNathan 37 points ago +37 / -0

Well they have no intention of winning a fair vote, so it doesn't really matter who's out there getting shredded.

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K-Harbour 20 points ago +20 / -0

That’s the point....there is no intention or plan to accept the election, regardless of outcome. Whoever they plan to install as the new leader, they need to be running now with “damaged goods”.

This is scary 1917 stuff they are pulling on us.

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quigonkenny 12 points ago +12 / -0

bigmike13 has entered the chat

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Bullwinkle 11 points ago +11 / -0

He’s an ass, alright.

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ImpeachThisBitch 8 points ago +8 / -0

What’s the latest odds on the debate turning into a fistfight?

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LastSonOfTheWest 7 points ago +7 / -0

What about it turning into a pushup contest?

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Nameless_Mofo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's get RBG's coffin up there between them to set the stage.

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RockyHead 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet after a bunch of meth, lots of push-ups are easy.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Two points lower than biden flinging a "loaded" depends at the crowd for not clapping enough

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philandy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Most people don't get it when I ask them "what debate?"

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AsaNisiMAGA 67 points ago +69 / -2

Where's Hunter's crack pipe is a nice detail.

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winsome 8 points ago +8 / -0

In place of the shoe.

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IAFF4TRUMP 26 points ago +27 / -1

Lol more like Alzheimer’s drugs, to make him barely functional.

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DeusVult 26 points ago +27 / -1

A more accurate picture would be Kamala perfecting the art of ventriloquism.

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Sting 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’m sure she’s used to putting her hand up someone’s ass.

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MikesBigJockstrap 9 points ago +9 / -0

I peg her as more of a strapon user.

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Slicer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I peg her

Sounds more like the other way around

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Musicbymuzak 3 points ago +3 / -0

that miserable expression on her face almost makes me feel sorry for her!!! 💀💀💀

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Nameless_Mofo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah dawg, she's too evil to deserve any kind of sympathy or pity.

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Musicbymuzak 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know, im just saying the cartoon one does

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EPic 26 points ago +27 / -1

Hunter's crack stash is a nice choice.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 24 points ago +27 / -3

Red Bull is very appropriate, because his campaign is fueled by communist bullshit!

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SlumberBalu 33 points ago +34 / -1

Not really, red bull kicked off woke garbage in Australian Red Bull, the owner of the WHOLE thing is a trumper.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yes, but I don’t think they’re talking about the company itself, just the name. Red = communism Bull = bullshit.

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SlumberBalu 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ohhhhh, checky brats, got the old boomer I just have become.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol, no no, the point you made about their CEO was still worth pointing out regardless in case some people were unaware.

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559throw 7 points ago +7 / -0

Seems Garrison is stuck in the 70s with those pull tabs tho

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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm just going to mentally think he has a couple of Blue Bulls in his hands.

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pbxbox 21 points ago +21 / -0

WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 16 points ago +16 / -0

LISTEN FAT. WANNA PLAY WITH MUH LEGS HAIRS? COME ON MAN!

[sniffs and gropes a twelve year old]

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Averon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Cornflake was a bald dude

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 5 points ago +5 / -0

And I defeated his gang in a dance off! Don't believe me, here's the video! Come on man!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aenJ5V43Xvk

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DontDoxMeBro 13 points ago +13 / -0

Did the Biden campaign ever respond to Trump’s request for a drug test before the debate? 🤔

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philandy 6 points ago +6 / -0

"But he has a script for cocaine, come on man!"

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BlueSaltMiner 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh My. :)

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Patriot6969 10 points ago +11 / -1

Libtards on reddit are extremely mad about this picture.

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elsabio [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

HA HA!

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BeaverIslander 10 points ago +10 / -0

Joe would have lost a debate with Trump back when he was in his prime! His handlers should be shot for putting him through this, his brain has turned to pudding.

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Redcap4 9 points ago +9 / -0

Right after the question mark, he should put... "C'mon man!"

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hazelknut 9 points ago +9 / -0

i hope Joe is juiced, his self-control will evaporate with a few comments about Hunters criminal behavior. personally, I am expecting some kind of melt-down, I hope it's epic.

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9secpan 8 points ago +8 / -0

I remember when Hillary got a big shot in the ass and her head was bopping around like a chicken..Then she hid for two weeks...I don't think Joe has time to recover from a drug bender five weeks out from V day...

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grenades_and_ham 4 points ago +4 / -0

RIP Choc Doc.

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9secpan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I give up...I don't get the Choc Doc part?

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Nameless_Mofo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hillary had a personal physician always at her side during basically all of 2016, he was a bald black dude and was rumored to keep a stash of whatever drugs she needed to remain functional on him at all times.

He was there when she had her side-of-beef moment.

He earned the nickname Choc Doc from somewhere, can't remember if it was old T_D or 4chan or somewhere else.

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9secpan 2 points ago +2 / -0

That makes sense...thanks for the heads up....

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grenades_and_ham 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was Hillarys secret doctor who shadowed her everywhere.

Dr Feelgood

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Esodo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh I am so excited to see Joe humiliate himself. I think it will be a good night to pick up some pizza and some beer and enjoy the show. The funny thing is, we all know Joe is gonna lose this debate right? Yet no matter how much he trips over his own words and drools on himself, the mainstream media will declare him the victor that next night.

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MisterClean 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't forget the adrenochrome

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MainAd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep,,,

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hypebeast420 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's gonna do his usual shouting to sound authoritative, but then will realize Trump isn't Paul Ryan and doesn't back down. THEN Trump is gonna hit him with Hunter and Ukraine, and Biden is gonna word salad out. You heard it here first.

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mateus 6 points ago +6 / -0

And yet no one has ever asked a direct question to Biden about the clearly visible IV-drip site on his hand, which led to these allegations of a charged-up Joe. Instead, it's always asked via Trump: How do you respond to President Trump, who says.......

This is what passes for journalism today.

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MostlyPeacefulRioter 6 points ago +6 / -0

The crackpipe. Lol

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El-Duderino 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is Ben getting angrier? I think his cartoons have been especially ruthless as of late

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Deeznutsmatter 5 points ago +6 / -1

There isn’t going to be a debate.

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe's gonna have shark eyes, pupils the size of dinner plates

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notwithboeing 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is great but what if Kamala was on her knees injecting Joe’s ass?

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morevodka4nancy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hunters' gonna be pissed that dad got his stash!

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TenScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

and vibrant!

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Truglow 4 points ago +4 / -0

He will have a heart attack on the debate stage. The media will blame Trump as a bully and Kamala swings in for the sympathy vote. Its 2020 anything can happen.

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tonightm16 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nurse Heels Up.

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recyclabletauntaun 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love this artist... talented and hilarious!

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AnointedVisions 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh shit

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BrakesGone 3 points ago +3 / -0

If this actually isn’t what’s happening I’d be surprised

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SSJ3NAPPA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hunters crack pipe lmao

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blackkit27 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seems like Kameltoe's Tits should be a bit bigger.

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Kyani_Protocol 3 points ago +3 / -0

One shot of emergency adrenochrome coming up

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Ironball 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sleepy Joe gonna need a big shot in both cheeks. Wake up you stupid bastard!

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slaphappy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Come on man ! I'm the guy ! I'm the gaga..gaga...."

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chestPainsMcGriddles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like she's giving Biden a cup of Joe ☕

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winsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whoa!

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knightofday 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Hunter crack pipe HAHAHAHAHAHA

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angryamerican1964 2 points ago +2 / -0

TRUTH !

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

He forgot the adrenochrome.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus christ, how old is Ben Garrison, those pull-tab tops haven't been around in like forty years.

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chahn1138 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meth in the Ass.....Yup, that's a FAVORITE of the Left ! !

Just ask Adam Schiff and Ed Buck.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who didn't notice Hunter's crack pipe?

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RockyHead 2 points ago +2 / -0

The old pull top cans.

Litterbugs.

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elsabio [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL! I still see those buggers on country trails.

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Sodium_miner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where’s the blood transfusion machine?

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HuggaMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crack pipe he borrowed. I lolled

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AntsCamera 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunters crack pipe.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunter's crack pipe is a nice touch.