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Libertas1776 147 points ago +150 / -3

HEY MAN!

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Afeazo 95 points ago +96 / -1

Cmon man lets take a cocaine test and go do pushups together.

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thesummerwind 43 points ago +44 / -1

Is it normal to have sandbags surrounding the stage?

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FreeSince76 32 points ago +32 / -0

They made some poor souls fill sandbags so joe biden could tell them how stupid they are in a hangar.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sounds like public high school civics these days

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Redcap4 3 points ago +3 / -0

"poor bastards"

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KingMob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Clap or I will wrap this bicycle chain around your head. Corn Pop!

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TownesVanCamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure the shit birds who filled those sacks deserved the chore.

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Sky_Boss 28 points ago +28 / -0

In a deployed location, yes. They are fucking everywhere. Always a pleasure to get some volun-told duty to fill sand bags for some stupid shit on one of your precious few days off.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 10 points ago +10 / -0

But.. what do you even do on your days off? Jerk off in a sweltering porta latrine? Can do that on workdays with good time management...

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Vonsey 13 points ago +13 / -0

I smell a porta-shitter and still get an instant hard-on. Ohh the memories

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Nomoralcompass89 12 points ago +12 / -0

^ This guy has been places.

Of all my war stories, the jerking off in port potties is what people find to be unbelievable.

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SunnyDisposition 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're right. I was thinking he was full of it but, no I guess I was wrong.

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JohnWickParabellum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Grunts get zero privacy when deployed, their stories are always a good laugh, them looking for places to let off some "pressure".

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Sixty2ndAssassin 14 points ago +14 / -0

Come on man!

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Pinky 13 points ago +13 / -0

OPs meme spreads FAKE NEWS!

Biden’s REAL quote was:

“Clap for that you stupid bastards”

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Flipbarryfromreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

Spread this clip of Joe everywhere!!!!!!!

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Please_Clap 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll clap to that!

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Florida_pede 6 points ago +7 / -1

Please clap

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Apersonofinterest 7 points ago +7 / -0

Clapping as instructed.

Also, laughing so hard I can’t see.....

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Plsdontfireme 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yea, when the depends burst it keeps the shit on the stage

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DigitalFulcrum 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's normal for whatever brown noser thought that it was a good idea and was the "coordinator" aka, the guy who didn't do any work, to command having those bags be put up.

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rooftoptendie 8 points ago +9 / -1

Pools in my lap. Er uh... laps in the pool. You know, fat floats in the pool.

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AtticusDenzil 1 point ago +2 / -1

figured anyone can beat Biden at push ups if he gets distracted by sniffing people

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Florida_pede 4 points ago +5 / -1

THE THING

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okayfilet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fo real!

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HilaryAtCostco 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not his fault, they told him he wasn't allowed to go off prompter and it said "pause for applause" he just wanted to listen to his staff and not make a fool of himself.

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 46 points ago +47 / -1

This is why his handlers are keeping him more locked down than NYC under Kaiser Wilhelm. They know at any given time he's only about 10 seconds away from losing any control over himself he has. His brain is so jumbled and senile that the part of him that is supposed to say 'don't say that out loud' is just broken, and they know it. It's why I still think the debate is not going to happen even though it's supposed to be in a few days. There is no chance they are going to let him just talk off script for a few hours. They don't even let him do that for 2 minutes. He fucks it up every single time.

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KekistanPM 15 points ago +15 / -0

Blue button: Replace Joe with the VP on the ticket and find a new charismatic VP that attracts new voters

Red button: Keep propping up Joe for another six weeks and risk major embarrassments and continued ridicule

Dems: (slams Red button with motion blur effect)

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Rob_Belmonte 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah. Kumwhora is so unlikable, the dems know moving her to the top of the ticket would be a disaster, especially among black voters.

Hell, Joe's already bad among black voters....

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Newspeak 1 point ago +1 / -0

They know Trump wins 2020. They're using Biden as a cover for Obamagate. When Trump is done in 2024, they'll run their real candidate. It's gonna be someone like AOC with an experienced swamp rat for VP like Schumer. They're gonna mimic the Trump/Pence synergy. An "outsider" paired with an experienced politician to help navigate Washington.

AOC is being elevated artificially in the same manner that Greta was. It's rare to see, but has become very obvious to anyone paying attention. She'll be old enough to run when Trump leaves office.

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LordYugemongus 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can’t wait for the debates

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 14 points ago +15 / -1

I really think we're going to keep on waiting. But fuck it's going to be hilarious if I'm wrong and they really do happen.

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buckinghampi 11 points ago +11 / -0 (edited)

They must be testing the max amount of drugs they can pump him with every time they call a "lid"

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jsmith81 1 point ago +1 / -0

I used to think the debates weren't happening, but now I actually do think they will, at least the first one. I feel like they would've dropped out by now if they weren't doing it. It wouldn't make sense to wait until the last day and then drop out, since that would bring a lot more attention to it.

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DrBJTester 24 points ago +24 / -0

The millions of dollars he's been paid to destroy the American economy should be noted a little more often too.

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DeusVult 13 points ago +13 / -0

Man, you nailed it.

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assassinpk12 10 points ago +11 / -1

Facts. And a sell out to his country, plagarising, cheating typical sleazy career politician, racist, and sexual predator

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pretty sure his Mother smelled like elderberries. And his Son like natural gas and cheap whores.

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loverat 6 points ago +6 / -0

One of the definite signs of dementia is irritability and losing your temper. I've known 3 dementia sufferers and even the MOST placid person turned into a fkn monster.

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MHCIII 72 points ago +72 / -0

Y'all must be slow

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wytxcook1 43 points ago +43 / -0

Dull group here

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elmerecido 32 points ago +33 / -1

why why why why why, come on man, are you a junkie?

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nothingberg 6 points ago +9 / -3

kek

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Chawlns 32 points ago +32 / -0

We went from “please clap” to “clap ya stupid bastards”

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electricboogaloo 24 points ago +24 / -0

Joe must have seen the Jeb memes. Upped his game!

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LordYugemongus 6 points ago +6 / -0

¡Guac me Bish! - Jeb to Barbara at age Six

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Modernturnkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

The irony is his statement

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PA-For-Trump 47 points ago +47 / -0

If you don't clap for me ... Then you're a stupid bastard.

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Slyhillary 28 points ago +30 / -2

"If you don't clap for me, you ain't a vet."

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FaddyMcSaddy 14 points ago +15 / -1

If you’ve never had the clap, then you ain’t a vet.

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Slyhillary 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ha!

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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rooftoptendie 6 points ago +7 / -1

"If you dont clap for me, you aint black!"

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MagicBeans 9 points ago +9 / -0

Every time a politician makes a clap request, his political career is quickly over. The lack of claps clearly demonstrates just how unpopular and cringe worthy these dicks are.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +7 / -1

The sound of lying dog faced pony soldiers clapping with one hand

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deleted 30 points ago +31 / -1
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iamrealfunnylaughplz 3 points ago +4 / -1

cmon man

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soyface_deluxe 2 points ago +3 / -1

you have to go UP.

c'mon MAN!

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

In fairness, a lot of his voters and associates probably think about sex `round the clock.

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momspaghetti 23 points ago +24 / -1

Always use a black outline around white text, you stupid bastards

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zooty 10 points ago +10 / -0

On Gimp, create text, text to path, selection from path, grow selection, fill selection with contrasting color on layer under text.

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jesus Christ I barely even know how to make memes

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zooty 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just text-on-a-picture. A good place to start.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, I mostly use (free) Krita for memes, but the text part of the program sucks last I checked. I'll try Gimp for that part.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing wrong with meme generators. I use them myself from time to time.

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TrumpFortyFive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or a drop shadow

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bellcurvestrikesback 20 points ago +20 / -0

If that arrow didn't get clicked, then you ain't orange!

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Wired_In 19 points ago +20 / -1

Jeeeeeeb!!!!

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PDXTrumpSupporter 20 points ago +20 / -0

JEB IS A MESS

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CantThinkOfUserName 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't mess with Jeb I heard his mom is one mean SOB. Maybe she should have ran for president.

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Isnt she alister crowleys kid or some shit?

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somercet 7 points ago +7 / -0

She's dead.

Former consultants for failed Republican presidential primary candidate Jeb Bush are now working with a "Never Trump"-associated group to help Democrat Joe Biden and his running mate Kamala Harris win the swing state of Florida.

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

all right wasnt she alister crowleys kid or some shit?

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PDXTrumpSupporter 4 points ago +4 / -0

JEB IS A WASTE

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MythArcana 17 points ago +17 / -0

Are those bags of rice? Did Hunter bring those back from China?

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PA-For-Trump 14 points ago +14 / -0

Probably his cocaine stash.

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rooftoptendie 6 points ago +6 / -0

"The war on drugs starts right here with me. I have gotten more coke off the street than you could imagine."

-Hunter, probably

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

“I’ve personally overseen (and smelled) the disposal of all the coke”

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wavearsenal333 8 points ago +9 / -1

Maybe it's bags of money Joe is going to send to Iran

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Pelosi_Halitosis 5 points ago +6 / -1

Sand bags. Corn Pop is a bad dude.

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nodoxplz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sure, "rice"

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Notablitheringidiot 15 points ago +15 / -0

Trump dragged through the coals for something someone allegedly heard him say.

Basement Biden calls them “stupid bastards” to their face and it’s crickets.

It’s.... amazing.

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Couchbeer69 6 points ago +6 / -0 (edited)

Really is something...

I half hope most media consumer people can see through all this. Google this and cnn = nothing.

This is now the BEST and highest priority thing I will point to for any anti trump media rhetoric.

The fact that they harped so hard on a false and downright unprovable allegation of trump calling dead/wounded troops "suckers... etc" and this surfaced and not a peep. If that's not media bias I don't what is.

My biggest wish list item in 2016 was reclaiming american pride and independence (trade, energy, economics) but this time, in the next four years, I want to see some changes to the media. Accountability. Objectiveness.

What's the point of freedom of the press if the press is in bed with one political party. If we regulate the second amendment, why not the first? Particularly when it's been perverted more than the second amendment.

EDIT :: binge watched "protestors" getting run over and man is that darkly satisfying. Ironically though, one place had an ad before I could watch the video, and it was for life insurance! Lolol

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Notablitheringidiot 6 points ago +6 / -0

What's the point of freedom of the press if the press is in bed with one political party

We are “the press”.

I’ve said it before, “the press” means freedom to distribute information.

No one ever voted/designated/allowed/agreed to a single body of people to be “The Press”.

In so many words- No one died and made CNN boss.

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Yucky 12 points ago +12 / -0

This takes "please clap" to a whole new level.

You ever notice Trump never needs to ask people to cheer, clap, laugh, scream or chant? They just do it all on their own. Interesting contrast.

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RustySheckleford 11 points ago +11 / -0

When I post hot, breaking news and the next morning some other shmuck has posted the same thing 10 hours later, pinned with 3000+ likes

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TheOutlawPepeWales 4 points ago +4 / -0

When I tell people that grammar Nazis have ways of making you talk. I may have a German sense of humor, but c'mon man, that's a good joke.

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ICreampieCamgirls 9 points ago +9 / -0

Low energy, very disrespectful

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Thracka951 9 points ago +9 / -0

Press C to Clap

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

F

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UndeadRevolver 2 points ago +3 / -1

to Fap?

I don't think I could do it...

Joepedo: COME ON MAN

HHNNNNNNGGHHH

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DrBJTester 8 points ago +9 / -1

Bunch of dog faced pony soldiers get to clapping or you ain't BLACK

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NoTimeToBleed 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've been there.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Please clap... Who wants a guac bowl?

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Vivadiscordia 8 points ago +8 / -0

I can’t wait for senile Joe to have a breakdown live on the debate stage. I hope Trump provokes him to the point that he tries to take a swing at him.

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webthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should happen about five minutes in. 🤣

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, 10 minutes. They'll run the debate on delay. So they can fix Joe and fact check Trump.

Trump will be debating Joe, Chris W, and Joe's team, thru the ear piece. They hid (tried) Hillary's in her hair. Wonder how they plan to hide Joe's? Under his mask?

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clrdark 7 points ago +7 / -0

Biden calling the military STUPID is something that rings true. (The left wing's long standing standard for truthfulness, "If it sounds true to us, if it fits our stereotypes, it is true." It is position held by liberals since the hippie 1960s. Spitting on the military, calling them baby killers, calling them fascists.

Only in the few years since 2001 did the left find that was counterproductive and began their entirely phony campaign of greeting the military with a, "Thank you for your service," delivered patronizingly. Like, "We're so, so sorry you were not smart enough to get into Harvard and are without a degree in law, gender studies, barista-ing, or vice-presidenting (and bribe taking)."

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Anaconda -2 points ago +3 / -5

he called them STUPID BASTARDS. and then he called them 'slow'

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Ih8leftists 7 points ago +8 / -1

Because of all the reposts!!

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PraiseBeToScience 6 points ago +6 / -0

If everyone else on this site had my sense of humor, we wouldn't upvote your stickied post, just to drive the joke home.

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TypicalEd 6 points ago +7 / -1

Upvote you stupid bastards. Can't believe you dull idiots can't appreciate my wit and charm. That's malarkey!

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cbonez416 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haha

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LordYugemongus 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s like you know me 😔😞😭😢😭😭😭

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nothingberg 0 points ago +3 / -3

kek

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CapnFalcoAnPoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whoever put those sandbags up doesn't know what they are doing

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Saintlover 4 points ago +4 / -0

This really pissed me off!! The project from the left is nauseating...

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VetforTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whats with the sandbags? Expecting a flood??

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KylesRifle 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

The more accurate analogy would be posting trash and then getting upset because no one upvoted. Lol.

This, on the other hand, is a funny post, OP!

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SteelQuill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Weren’t they the ones that said Trump insulted vets?

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Oldschooltexan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ll upvote the comments only 😁

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assassinpk12 4 points ago +4 / -0

Clap for me you stupid bastards!! 👏🏻. 👏🏻 Mann y’all a dull bunch. So slow...

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Apersonofinterest 3 points ago +3 / -0

Okay you fucking fucks... I can only lol so hard and my head is starting to hurt...

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The_Urge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol. I feel you.

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bill_the_butcher 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAH

i laughed

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Bigsweaties 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta say please...

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why does this have the Parody flair? It’s true.

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TexSolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I resemble this remark.

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Mr_Man 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nailed it.

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RogueLeaderX 3 points ago +3 / -0

TAKE MY UPVOTE, YOU SOB! 😄

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DarthTardo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well played.

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PropagandaWizard1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

You and me both OP. I still love you stupid bastards.

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Schiffblower 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn I was the 2nd upvote on this. Glad to see the sticky!

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Pixel 3 points ago +4 / -1

You're a lying dog faced pony soldier, c'mon man! Corn pop was a bad dude, come at me bro.

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CaptainWilliam 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alright this one got me lol

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featherwinglove 3 points ago +3 / -0
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SoldierOnFire 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need to rememe this with Biden and foreign leaders.

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Desertwhale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have an uptrump you stupid bastard!

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Couldn't command the respect of a paper bag

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Oldjeansandbelt 1 point ago +2 / -1

Honestly if he talked like this all the time I'd probably vote for him.