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Filo76 128 points ago +128 / -0

Michelle Obama is just Barack Obama with a bigger dick.

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MikesBigJockstrap 51 points ago +51 / -0

Big Mike has a cock that dwarfs Barry completely. The fact that he can fit that mammoth trunk in his bum is a true feat of strength.

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Filo76 26 points ago +26 / -0

UserName checks out...

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ProphetOfKek 12 points ago +12 / -0

Pretty sure Barry’s wiener can fit in Big Mike’s urethra.

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ObamasLooseButthole 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thank you for noticing :D

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RegularAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

Barry doesn't have a penis. I refuse to believe it until I see it.

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bloviatingwobbegong 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can't see what's not there.

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Sodium_miner 6 points ago +6 / -0

There should definitely be a congressional investigation into this serious matter.

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blacktankguy 27 points ago +27 / -0

Michelle Obamas gender comes up 2nd on the list of greatest hoaxes of all time.

  1. Covid19

  2. Big Mike

  3. Global Warming

  4. Russia Collusion

  5. etc etc

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leakmouth 15 points ago +15 / -0

The science is settled!

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BlackPillBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

NOPE!!!

Number one on the list is the hoax of black victimization that has been and continues to be used to destroy this country. It’s not even close IMHO.

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bloviatingwobbegong 6 points ago +6 / -0

Big Mike is just Hillary with a bigger dick. Biden is just Barry with a bigger pussy.

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RogueLeaderX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn! Beat me to it!

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BlackPillBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

🏳️‍🌈✊🏿☪️

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Psyk0Tripp 50 points ago +50 / -0

Fix your window tint or take it off

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Sixty2ndAssassin 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yeah, that's a brutally awful tint job.

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Long_time_lurker -1 points ago +5 / -6

I don't think that's the tint, I think that's a window shade underneath the window. You can see the border of it if you look.

But I thought the same thing at first and had to look at it 3 times, so yeah...

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Sixty2ndAssassin 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't know. It looks like the bad tint air bubbles as if they turned on the rear defrost before it dried.

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Long_time_lurker 0 points ago +3 / -3

It does indeed, but look at the lower-left corner. That's not part of the window, it's well inside it. It looks like the edge of a window shade with a damn ugly pattern on it.

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kebabdrogo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you talking about the reflection of the power line/telephone pole?

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Long_time_lurker 0 points ago +1 / -1

No, the silver border that none of those weird spots crosses (save only part that's the tree's shadow).

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HighIQIndividual 3 points ago +3 / -0

The silver you’re seeing is the interior of the car. The edge of the windshield had tons of little dots that gradually does into the solid black border around the entire windshield. It’s fairly common. The black tint stops short of the black dots. They did a shitty job cutting and applying it. Most likely he did it himself. It’s certainly not a professional job.

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kebabdrogo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Silver border? What? Have you ever looked at a car window? Thats basically black paint, tint cling wont stick to it,

https://www.rd.com/article/black-dots-on-windshields-car-windows/

Unless you know what you are doing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InbN7KXAqwc

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Aoikaze2000 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's tint that has bubbled and is starting to come off. It needs to be removed/reapplied...

Or just redone professionally as this is probably a DIY job that (as usual) ends up looking like shit after enough time.

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Mashiki 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unless it's changed in the last couple of decades, pulling tint off a rear window is a great way to make sure the rear defrost never works again.

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Chopblock 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just call it milspec urban crowd window camo and charge double.

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BlackPillBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s biracial tint bigot. Check your privilege.

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Frequent92 27 points ago +27 / -0

Tint looks like Joe Bidens brain. Swiss cheese

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blacktankguy 24 points ago +25 / -1

Holy Fuck - look at that tint

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quarantinedeeznutz 15 points ago +15 / -0

Never try to tint your own windows people

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Ralph-RaccooN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im sure they did pay, I bet it looked just fine 10 years ago.

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Jsmitty112 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’d like to know where to get the decal but I got my own tint shop

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BernillaryClanders 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't post a link here, but if you're interested send me a pm. I got like 30 colors right now.

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icanhazaspergers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please offer OP a complimentary removal.

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shitposteranonymous 13 points ago +13 / -0

This thread is now about shitty window tint.

Mods, make it so!

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Winter_huntress 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jeez who did their tint Stevie wonder?

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TheStoneOfSisyphus [S] 9 points ago +11 / -2

Holy shit, looks at those tits, I mean tint.

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yeahbuddyFspez 8 points ago +8 / -0

So where can I get that tint tho?

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RyanT282 3 points ago +3 / -0

Walmart do-it-yourself kit.

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commies0ride0free 7 points ago +7 / -0

Joe Biden is incompetence

Hillary Clinton is malice (with intent!)

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elmerecido 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jerry Nadler is incontinence

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DystopianDoubleThink 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shuffle shuffle wobble wobble....

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 1 point ago +1 / -0

My name is Jerry Nadler I am the spokesman for the people of Walmart and I approve of this message.

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commies0ride0free 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Unholy Trinity

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Pede3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly. There is no comparison.

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obviousalt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek <----
Kek
Kek

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Pelosi_Halitosis 4 points ago +4 / -0

s Q u E e G e E ?

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Ronald_Dregan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol. Looks like this is on an early-90's Volvo, too. Libs are waking up.

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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MikesBigJockstrap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden has a schliny.

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flyover_deplorable 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gives new meaning to the name Chyna. #ThatsABabyDick

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Brownwaterboys 1 point ago +1 / -0

BABY DICK BIDEN!

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Magatek 3 points ago +4 / -1

I need this in my life. (not the tiny dick)

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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a brave man who must have good car insurance. Also, background pattern courtesy of Hillary's cellulite.

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Exgovtemployee 2 points ago +2 / -0

......... And where can we order these

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PraiseBeKekMachine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that a camo-style tint job? Holy DiY batman

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Chopblock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pork n Beef

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hillary had a 4" clit

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Karens_Ex_Husband 2 points ago +2 / -0

After Big Mike is done cleaving Barry’s special place, I’m guessing sloppy seconds for Reggie Love is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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WhiteGuilt 2 points ago +2 / -0

TRUTH

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JesusLovesTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol winner of Bumper Sticker 2020 contest

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chieffirewater 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe Biden is just Hillary Clinton Michael Obama with a smaller dick.

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HighIQIndividual 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s as shitty a tint job I’ve ever seen!

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RedEagle21st 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big mike packs more than both geezers put together.

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Tendies4Patriots 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 1 point ago +1 / -0

That tint job is about as good as Biden's whole political career. Full of bubbles and looks like shit!

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bothloveocean 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd pay for that pede to get a new tint job.

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UnwokePatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hillary is a hyena in human clothes. That's why her "dick" is bigger.

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patiohimself 1 point ago +1 / -0

Omg that tint is giving me ogjida

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GloriousCawCaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's be fair...We all know Hillary has the biggest package in that relationship.

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Roqu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank goodness Michael didn't run

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hillaryprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey man

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clueless_expert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe Biden is just Hillary Clinton but with smaller ankles.

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Tx50bmg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hunter Biden’s strap-on if true

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤯

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Brownwaterboys 1 point ago +2 / -1

And we all know, Hillary's is only like 1/3rd the size of BIG MIKE!

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BlackPillBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

And half the brain with a fuller diaper.

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itdood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy crap that window tint though.

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +1 / -0

By Biden, I assume you mean Harris.

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ThatCovfefeThough 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where can I get one of these?

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nakedjay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn I love this place.

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Bigmikesdong 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have the biggest one faggots

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fix your tint!

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funnyguy1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah if Joe Biden gets in Sodom and Gomorrah will be looking like a holy land.

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nobletanker81 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prick*