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TrumpsterFire2020 247 points ago +247 / -0

Nice twist BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAinhaleHAHAHAHAHAHA

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 209 points ago +210 / -1

Based kid. Will probably shoot commies

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MrBlack 86 points ago +86 / -0

Kyle the Cuckslayer

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deleted 0 points ago +1 / -1
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BarBaQ 44 points ago +44 / -0

Chopper pilot.

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Strategerium 40 points ago +40 / -0

That is because he is not the biological child. Wife's boyfriend is the real father.

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Fullidat1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Savage!

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magarefugee 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hope there aren't any left by the time he's 17.

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Trumpdup4prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pinochet’s blood relative for sure.

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DrBobNJ 121 points ago +121 / -0

Had me in the first half not gonna lie.

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lyintedscrews 89 points ago +89 / -0

Son: If there was a world contest for losers you would be 2nd place. Dad: Why would I be second? Son: Because you are a LOSER!

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ObamasLooseButthole 30 points ago +30 / -0

Savage af lol

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zabbers 10 points ago +10 / -0

If you ain't first you're last.

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HCQaddict 6 points ago +6 / -0

HOLY SHIT. I'm ded. Top KeK

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mememaster69 49 points ago +49 / -0

I saw a post similar to this on Facebook the other day. There was a list of "things that Trump does that teaches kids bad things". I laughed at it and moved on. Later, there's a young mom that is saying that her kid asked her "Why is Trump so mean and awful to everyone?".

That kinda stopped me dead in my tracks and I'm thinking, no kid would EVER ask that UNLESS you, as a "parent", are constantly bitching about Trump and spoon-feeding them your own bullshit. A young child is never going to pickup on something like that. Either you are being a bad parent by telling your young child that Trump's a big ole meanie, or you're a bad parent for only letting them watch 24/7 news cycle instead of cartoons or playing outside or something.

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buckeyebased1966 17 points ago +17 / -0

IF they don't get it at home...teachers pounding the message into their skulls of mush at school....FORMERLY ORANGE MAN BAD

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahaha

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Musicbymuzak 11 points ago +11 / -0

I have a feeling that left to their own devices kids would love Trump

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lonestarnuts 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have a feeling that left to his own devices Biden would love kids

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Heli_Rides4_Commies 48 points ago +48 / -0

Kek. Thank you OP. I needed that this morning.

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phibetared 35 points ago +35 / -0

hahahha. Why do I think "Robby Slowik" is a twitter handle operated by Barron Trump?

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 24 points ago +24 / -0

He is the expert

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CharethCutestory 6 points ago +6 / -0

Very good at the cyber, the best

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EPic 31 points ago +31 / -0

HAHAAHAHAHH

We need more of this type of satire.

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Rainman 31 points ago +32 / -1

Mom wants a real man

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Trump2024 29 points ago +29 / -0

"... then he slapped my man purse out of my hands and everyone in Whole Foods clapped...."

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Desert_Covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

(Please Clap)

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memeYourDreams 21 points ago +21 / -0

I truly thought it was the death of democracy in 2012. I hated Romney more than Obama even before he betrayed Trump. Romney treated it like a game, when people's futures depended on him. Romney may yet burn better than the bad McCain.

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HCQaddict 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, there is so much hate for this guy it just pops up even when no one is referencing him.

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physsijim 19 points ago +19 / -0

And so today's lols have begun.

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Gunmolester 19 points ago +19 / -0

My 3 yr old just read this and said he has mad respect for that kid

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HCQaddict 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a great lesson to always be there for your children so they don't become Christians.

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL. No telling what they’ll get into if you leave them unsupervised

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Harcerz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao the kid tells dad to gtfo of his own home, this is golden 😂

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GreyGooseDown 11 points ago +11 / -0

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

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catbertz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lolol

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Lol_Garrus 7 points ago +7 / -0

top kek. what a twist!

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Goldlight 6 points ago +6 / -0

the wife and her boyfriend clapped

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DeeDay 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love every one of you here on thedonald! You guys ALWAYS make me laugh!

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Magentapede 5 points ago +5 / -0

"You're the man of the house now, son."

"I always was."

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drsowells1fan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think this might be my neighbor. He and his son wear masks to ride bikes around the block.

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buckeyebased1966 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get that kid a skirt and heels. He's halfway there already

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N8daGr8 4 points ago +5 / -1

Lucky for him, we dont live in a democracy! We live in a constitutional republic. With aspects of democracy.

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GoldNavet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not dead yet. MAGA is on the move. People are waking up. WWG1WGA

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AngryAsian 3 points ago +3 / -0

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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Anonimouse 2 points ago +2 / -0

More believable than other posts.

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virusfakewarreal 2 points ago +2 / -0

only thing that needed at the end were some trending lefty hashtags so it gets rolled into their feed

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

You got me with that one , fucking lol!

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xzars_folly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmmm...that salty scotch has a harsh but enjoyable finish.

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ProtectFreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome

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buckeyebased1966 2 points ago +2 / -0

Literal ROFL.

OMG...I need air....Mwuuuuahahahaha!!!

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Goldlight 2 points ago +2 / -0

10/10

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nomac 1 point ago +1 / -0

TOP KEK

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DevilWithAStainDress 1 point ago +1 / -0

This kid is a Kyle in the making!

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chahn1138 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is IRON in these words.

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Deplorable_in_PA 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahaha that's great! I always have hated those "woke kids" stories the left posts on their Twitter. I'm so going to use this one.

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AlphaNathan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hilarious.

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Traveler 1 point ago +1 / -0

absolute savage

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beta-detector 1 point ago +1 / -0

TOP KEK! :))))))

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Slothboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

They had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

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unit3012 1 point ago +1 / -0

this was the greatest way to start this wonderful Friday. thank you!

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GoochMcTaint007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking Awesome.

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Former_Libtard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based pre K

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Joesf23 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahahhahahaha...we are a republic too, not a democracy you dumb leftist cunts

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CanHush 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you bull raises your wife's son better than you.

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HerbertHumperdink 1 point ago +1 / -0

hhahahahahahahah

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jeffreyepstein 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haaaaa

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physicscat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I needed this. Thanks!

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Useful_Vidiots 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO!

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Trumpdup4prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMFAO

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Teslo 1 point ago +1 / -0

And they everyone clapped.