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SquiggyMcPepe 106 points ago +107 / -1

Big Mike looks so jealous.

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Wretched 37 points ago +39 / -2

Damn. You got here first. 🤣🤣🤣

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deleted 20 points ago +21 / -1
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banumerchantmarine 19 points ago +20 / -1

That's not jealousy. That's Mike being turned on by his bitch downing something phallic.

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 18 points ago +19 / -1

yup, big mike is hard as fuck in that photo and worried that he is gonna bust the tape securing his package.

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auntjemima 13 points ago +14 / -1

Get in line bigmike

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spanglevision 41 points ago +42 / -1

Didn't this guy spend $65,000 on hot dogs once?

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SquiggyMcPepe 32 points ago +33 / -1

On 'hot dogs and pizza' shipped in from chicago for a private white house party. Look up the meaning of hot dog and pizza on the fbi child trafficking info site.

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spanglevision 27 points ago +28 / -1

But Snopes says that was all bullshit made up by conspiracy theorist and wack-job Alex Jones: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/obama-65000-hot-dogs/

**that was sarcasm. Please don't down vote me.

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Deaduponaviral 14 points ago +15 / -1

At 3$ a dog that’s 20,000 hot dogs!!! Lmao same people are buying 13,000$ cabinets from Wayfair. Succulent is the last adjective I use to describe any kind of food, let alone hot dogs.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 8 points ago +9 / -1

Almost downvoted just for saying please.

that was sarcasm. Downvote me and I’ll burn your house down.

FTFY

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Nameless_Mofo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Calm down BLM

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

I will burn YOUR house down!

Lol I’m joking around, thanks for keeping me in check Pede. I’m in a separate argument about how I will be attempting to pass our candy on Halloween despite my state (NC) trying time cancel it. Have a great evening!

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Nameless_Mofo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aaalll cops ur baaaastards!

(/s)

:-)

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait da fuk? I’m in NC, I didn’t know we were cancelling trick or treat! I’m torn what to do because I want the kids to have the trick or treat experience but there’s some real wack jobs around here

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

It’s spreading around here on the East Coast that trick or treating is off for this year except for a few renegades. I’m handing out candy regardless and if nobody shows up, that’s fine, I’ll just eat it all.

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Original_Dankster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Burn my house down? Well I'll poo on your driveway! That's a much more serious offence, just ask any blue mayor or governor.

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DontTreadOnThee 2 points ago +3 / -1

STRATFOR you know same guys Jones works for. He’s such a C_A plant

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Keith 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope we get the same "waitresses" as last time

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defroach84 1 point ago +1 / -0

WALNUT SAUCE

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MAGA_dev 11 points ago +12 / -1

from the "same channels" of course!

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Sodium_miner 4 points ago +5 / -1

Well to be fair I think they got some pizzas also for that price.

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MemechineGun 23 points ago +24 / -1

Big mike knows skill when he sees it.

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MainstreamDeviant 7 points ago +8 / -1

Of course! He taught Barry everything he knows ;)

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Keetoowah 17 points ago +18 / -1

I love how Big Mike is in the background.

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canuckastani 6 points ago +7 / -1

Traps bulging from underneath that sweater.

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Nameless_Mofo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Very disrespectful

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BasedRedPillZeus 11 points ago +12 / -1

Big Mike has a HOG on him. RIP Joan Rivers.

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PeytonManThing 9 points ago +10 / -1

Obama was the first openly homosexual president

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slimcoat 7 points ago +8 / -1

Where's u/Barack-Obama?

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Liberty_Prime 3 points ago +4 / -1

We lost him, boys?

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Ameronaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most of his recent comments are deleted, I have no idea what happened to our resident homosexual

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Liberty_Prime 2 points ago +2 / -0

fell off the wagon?

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Er_hast_mich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Mike's got him in the gimp suit and is going to town

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 6 points ago +7 / -1

What exactly is going on here, u/Barack-Obama ?

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Er_hast_mich 3 points ago +3 / -0

2 hours ago

Man, Big Mike must be WAILING on him.

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BigMikesLeftNut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just had to make a deposit in him

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 6 points ago +7 / -1

Big Mike is like, "C'mon don't be a pussy, Barry, take it!"

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No_name_iii 6 points ago +7 / -1

Look at Mike: "Cmon Barry, just like we practiced".

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Pelosi_Halitosis 5 points ago +8 / -3

More proof he's a flaming faggot. Men hold hot dogs from the top, cock suckers hold them from the bottom, because they're used to fondling a ball sack as they chow down.

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AngryCanary 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Only drag queen story hour trans-activist MA'AMs hold their hotdogs from the top like weirdos. Psychologists speculate this is because their sexual deviations have inverted their perceptions of reality. Most experts agree that real men eat their hot dogs grilled over hard coals, exclusively sandwiched between two layers of whole wheat bread with a grim steely stare into the distance to avoid any innuendo or questions about their straightness.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have to pick it up from the foil upside-right, then you need your index finger to keep all the Chicongo dog toppings on as you plow it into your face. Only fags put ketchup on hot dogs and grab them from the bottom.

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zoober_floober 4 points ago +5 / -1

No wonder Big Mike is wearing a huge, baggy dress that starts immediately below his pecs.

He knew where they were going and what he'd see when they got there.

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waswas 4 points ago +4 / -0

michael so jealous.

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MW23232 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

I talked to a guy on here quite a while ago about the way Michelle's chest area looks, and told him that is why I, as a female, feel she's a guy, am aware of what looks normal for a female chest, and cleavage area, and why hers does not. He agreed; said he'd seen a plastic surgery movie on the subject. (It's difficult, due to underlying muscle structure on a man, I think he said, to make a man look convincingly female.) Even w/ that sweater tied across her upper chest, you can see something is very wrong there. And that is why her sweater is tied like that, not because she's "feeling cute". Just saying.

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winsome 4 points ago +5 / -1

puke

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tiamat 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder why he isn't campaigning for Biden tbh, there isn't much time

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p1smo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't remember who said it, but some politician once gave advice about never eating hotdogs in public because it always looks terrible and someone's gonna get a picture of it.

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daddywhippedcream 3 points ago +4 / -1

This was not the first time Big Mike cheered on Barry's deep throating skills

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MichaelDenny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Delectable hotdogs. With walnut sauce.

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DC_Rogue 3 points ago +4 / -1

Terry Crews will be making serious buck from all the upcoming demand for his gritty, realistic portrayal of Big Mike in epic historical dramas of our time. He'll be the first actor in history to play both POTUS (in Idiocracy) and FLOTUS!

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edxzxz 2 points ago +3 / -1

Bonus: He doesn't have to shave the goatee!

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Memebomber 3 points ago +4 / -1

Damn those are some huge shoulders

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REEdirectedfrmreddit 3 points ago +4 / -1

Never saw two gays dudes sweat a hot dog so hard in my life

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably tastes like Michelle.

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UnwokePatriot 2 points ago +3 / -1

THROAT-ZILLA

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pedeypete 2 points ago +3 / -1

Big mike over there thinking 'He doesn't put mine in his mouth like that'.

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In-and-out 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who eats a hot dog like that?

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raytheater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmmm.... not as good as the one I ordered from Chicago.

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BigFree 2 points ago +2 / -0

'Member when he flew $65,000 of "pizza and hot dogs" on a jet from Chicago? I'm sure it was totally just insane quantities of those 'dogs.

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phillypede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Mike's thinking "my turn later".

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Winston_Smith84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wrong hole

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Er_hast_mich 2 points ago +2 / -0

To the downvoter: I respect your tenacity. Imagine what you could do if you actually read what we have to say here.

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AngryCanary 2 points ago +2 / -0

There isn't. Most likely someone either made a grease-monkey script or plugin for T_D.win enabling them to downvote, or perhaps moderators have a downvote button.

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fkn_lost_my_password 2 points ago +2 / -0

N

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Jetlagged 2 points ago +3 / -1

Barry or Kamala, who sucks more BBC’s?

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Er_hast_mich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kamala is equal opportunity... black, white, as long as it'll help her career.

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Charlietexas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who tied Chewbacca's hands?

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FAQ-REDDIT 2 points ago +3 / -1

Mig Mike, hurry or we are going to miss the potatoe sack race, jump in with me already.

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Jimmy_Russler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at the impressive shoulders on Big Mike.

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Reltius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also loves that Big Long Mike

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horsefacestorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad I don't have to hear from that cocksucker anymore.

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InBedWithAGoblin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh it’s a lot bigger than that! Cmon man!

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SonofaGunDealer12 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only 59,999 hot dogs to go

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SweetBeef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya think Mike is UNCUT?

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DTOM1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a very unfortunate photo of Barry. This is meme gold.

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PinkoPatrol 2 points ago +3 / -1

Why do all these commies eat hot dogs the same way? I mean shit, look at Corey Booker.

What the fuck is with them?

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burtreynoldsstash 2 points ago +3 / -1

DQ's new BIG MIKE now with Pimentos.

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TrumpTrain2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s funny because his wife has a dick.

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IDGAF-DT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Mike!! Go give to em!

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edxzxz 1 point ago +2 / -1

Those bracelets are cute - do they monitor his estrogen levels?