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GeauxTrump20 27 points ago +27 / -0

This law needs to be in every state!

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hansgruber7 7 points ago +7 / -0

I agree. However, I'm sure in liberal states it will be selectively enforced only against conservatives.

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PinochetIsMyHero 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's not how a defense works.

The problem will come when some asshole (e.g., the psycho who stalked George Zimmerman) tries to use the law as a defense for running over a little old lady who was out walking her dachshund.

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hansgruber7 5 points ago +5 / -0

What I mean is that some Soros DA would use that first part to charge someone like Kyle Rittenhouse with a felony because there were more than seven people together at a disturbance and he caused injury. Total BS, but I bet they would try.

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RizzlieDoodad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democrats sure love lynchmobs

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Roadrash 16 points ago +16 / -0

It will be even better if they charge those in the mob causing a driver to flee, in the unfortunate event a death occurs, with felony murder.

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SoFloToker [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

How many states will follow?

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_tiredofthebullshit 8 points ago +8 / -0

God I hope all of them do.

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TDS_MasksForSale 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too bad it doesnt go through until March. We need it now.

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RedNonna 12 points ago +12 / -0

DeSantis 2024!

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Human1967 11 points ago +11 / -0

DeathRace 2020 :)

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JimHalper 7 points ago +8 / -1 (edited)

In Portland Maine. A somalian stole some liquor. while waiting for police he got on social media and got them to mob the grocery store lot and the arresting police officers, as like retaliation for him getting arrested for stealing. That was some backwards shiz. imagine just run the mob over. perfect.

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

I want a bearcat; if SHTF, maybe Ill be able to find a lightly used one.

I also seriously thought about buying a used water truck.

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DaesDaemar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buying a SUV/Truck is probably a good idea, doubly so if 4x4.

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19American62Woman 5 points ago +5 / -0

I sure wish Governor no spine Abbott would get it in gear, I dont know how he can claim to be a true Texan. He has 90% of Texas afraid to remove those nasty masks.

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BabyPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm so excited for all the new "Florida Man" riot stories!

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ChiBears1985 5 points ago +5 / -0

WITNESS ME!!!!!

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Ferrous_Tarkus 5 points ago +5 / -0

beef up your suspension.

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buy hazard insurance for your tires.

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Patriot_Alliance 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good communists go bump bump

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 5 points ago +5 / -0

It really needs a section that says brandishing/menacing laws that would normally apply to displaying a firearm are suspended if the subject is threatened or confronted by a mob.

And we really fucking need this law in Texas. But Wheels would never go for it.

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TrumpLovesPussy 4 points ago +4 / -0

so tempting to move to Florida

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Mexicola1976 4 points ago +4 / -0
  1. E is the most important one.
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Thracka951 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where are you going to find a guitarist?

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DaesDaemar 3 points ago +3 / -0

The right question is do you have enough speakers, because the need for skill diminishes based on the volume.

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JimHalper 4 points ago +5 / -1

Florida Trump Trucks armored up!

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Postal 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll spit fuel into your engine.... let's roll!!!!

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Almost makes me want to vacation in Florida again!

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AllTheWayTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's fucking crazy to think how close we were to having a gay methhead for a governor. Fucking insane really.

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Barabbas 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Newspaper cat.jpeg I should buy a cybertruck.

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Human1967 3 points ago +3 / -0

Speed bumps

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RocketSprocket 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keep it up Florida. I'll move down and vote in freedom loving Republicans.

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TheGreaseman81 3 points ago +3 / -0

It should be called the Venus Williams law

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ZincOS 2 points ago +2 / -0

REQUIEM IN PACE BASTARDS!!!!!

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p1smo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dont live in Florida, but definitely have the Mad Max vehicle covered. Reinforced 3/16 steel bumpers with front + rear floods, DOM sliders, capped and reinforced frame/LCAs/undercarriage, upgraded suspension/UCAs, 32 A/Ts and a supercharger.

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DaesDaemar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hearing about the guy who got shot slowly driving through the BLM traffic block line - makes me wonder if we need to get a running start instead. Within the speed limit, of course, Judge.

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RolandDelacroix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where can I get a cowcatcher for my Civic?

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Bulldoguf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Greeting from Sunny Bradenton Fl!

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Bulldoguf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can someone please make a Frogger meme for this???不不不