Because I am Canadian. Hence my name.
On a completely unrelated sidenote, if you guys don't reelect what I consider to be one of the top 3 presidents of all times, I'll never, ever forgive you.
Today Trudeau, on state of the union shit (we call it throne speech because we still have a king or queen, I'm not even sure what), he basically said:
We're gonna take a shitton of refugees. MILLIONS of them - in a country of 33M people!! Don't like it? Too bad, fuck you!
LGBTQ2+LOL. If you are white, fuck you. (am resuming 10 mins of his speech here). Also, muh racism (another 10 mins)
Sending muh money to EVERYONE! FOREVER! We already increased our debt from 600B to 950B in SIX FUCKING MONTHS but who cares!!!!! FREE MONEY TO ALL (note: except people who work. They don't get fuck all)
All this to say, I fully expect having to move to the states in the next four years, so please, please, PLEASE do not fuck this up.