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Ninki333 182 points ago +182 / -0

Deus vult

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PapaPepe 112 points ago +113 / -1

DEUS VULT

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Knight1_of_Sunset 92 points ago +93 / -1

DEUS VULT

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FluffiPuff 90 points ago +91 / -1

DEUS VULT

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IncredibleMrE1 96 points ago +97 / -1

DEUS VULT

We can say it without getting banned by that gay cannibal spez!

DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUST VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT

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DeusVult 26 points ago +26 / -0

It's starting to feel like a rally in here!

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GlockGoldman 20 points ago +21 / -1

Kek

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GEOTUSMAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

KEK VULT

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RusherOfDin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like to push the pram a lot.

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AdeptTrump 60 points ago +61 / -1

DEUS VULT

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PaigeAshley 53 points ago +54 / -1

DEUS VULT

SHADILAY

GODSPEED

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PropagandaWizard1984 44 points ago +45 / -1

DEUS VULT ✝️

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 24 points ago +24 / -0

DEUS VULT

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Varangian 16 points ago +16 / -0

☦️ O THEOSIS TO THELEI.

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dontCensorMeBro 13 points ago +13 / -0

DEUS VULT

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Sixty2ndAssassin 53 points ago +55 / -2

No, no, no

DEUS FUCKING VULT

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Ninki333 30 points ago +31 / -1
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Sixty2ndAssassin 17 points ago +18 / -1

I defer...

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 18 points ago +18 / -0

NUKE MECCA ON RAMADAN

✈️💣💥🕋🤯

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 9 points ago +9 / -0

The holey city

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Sixty2ndAssassin 11 points ago +12 / -1

How have I never seen that before? Lol Tremendous.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 9 points ago +10 / -1 (edited)

Dude, I'm fucking dead. That point while he's doing the leg press at 1:08 killed me.

I have never seen any of these before.

Edit: my time was completely off lol

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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TommyLasordasBallBag 8 points ago +10 / -2

I would surrender to flail doggo.

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PamelaCincinnatus 4 points ago +5 / -1

Flail kitty downvoted you.

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EPic [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

That was fucking hilarious.

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JohnVoight 28 points ago +29 / -1 (edited)

Make Instanbul CONSTANTINOPLE again!!! 😇🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 👌🏻

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peterthegreen 16 points ago +17 / -1

Make Turkey Anatolia Again!!!

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Salt-N-Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Make Iran a camel lot (parking)

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yurimodin 3 points ago +3 / -0

make Chaldea a wasteland again

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Saltyspicoli27 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not? Even old New York was once New Amsterdam.... Why they changed it I can't say..

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PyroSphere 25 points ago +25 / -0

It's always a good time for another crusade.

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Strike_Eagle784 10 points ago +10 / -0

DEUS VULT

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SmokeyScottishpede 75 points ago +77 / -2

.win outdoes itself every day

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Knight1_of_Sunset 31 points ago +33 / -2

We always strive for greatness and never settle on second-best!

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ADAM_SCHITT 11 points ago +12 / -1

If you're not first, you're last.

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FUCKTHEDNC 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don’t snort these lucky charms.

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JohnVoight 16 points ago +16 / -0

“You’re gonna get so tired of winning, and you’re gonna ask me, ‘PLEASE, please Mr. President. I can’t take all this winning.’ And I’m gonna say, ‘TOO BAD! We’re gonna keep on winning!” -VSGEOTUS

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 6 points ago +6 / -0

The only lie he ever told!

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IncredibleMrE1 58 points ago +59 / -1

Make Crusades Great Again

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deleted 39 points ago +40 / -1
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SexualTyrannosaurus 50 points ago +51 / -1

Knights of Kekistan time!

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PyroSphere 38 points ago +38 / -0

Trumps Templars

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fcdru 33 points ago +33 / -0

Trumplars!

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Loiuzein 14 points ago +14 / -0

Trumpular

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 37 points ago +41 / -4

A white plate carrier with a red Crusader cross over grey utilities would be pretty sick actually. Not good for visibility obviously, but it'd look cool.

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TentElephant 20 points ago +22 / -2

You also look like an insurgent masquerading as a peaceful medic.

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deleted 8 points ago +9 / -1
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Gipgm2 7 points ago +9 / -2

Fucking A. Righteous

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KekistanPM 22 points ago +23 / -1

I would LOVE for those knights to come to the Renaissance Fair near Austin. Not dissing Ren Fairs but in this city they are absolutely packed with lefties and they will not shut up about them when they're coming up the following weekend.

The triggering would be off the charts...I expect people to grab torches and pitchforks and make it real!

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PN_OShea 15 points ago +15 / -0

In fairness, KekistanPM, everything near Austin is packed with Lefties. Sherwood just gives them a chance to do it while wearing tights, drinking over priced Bud Light, and pretending there is some nobility to their sad, vapid, self-absorbed lives. Personally, I'd think they'd be happy this time - COVID is giving them an opportunity to LARP the Great Plague.

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librul_tearsaholic 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not gonna lie...Ren Fairs have fantastic turkey legs! I feel like Henry VIII with those things

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PN_OShea 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, just let me remind you that Old Henry suffered from hypertension and gout. Besides, turkey legs look too much like you're cannibalizing something from a Frenchman's tights. Shoot for the Scotch Egg, the old "Cholesterol Ball".

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RustySheckleford 4 points ago +5 / -1

If they were jacked up on Red pills and Super male vitality, they probably wouldn't be ren fair nerds in the first place.

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Jackhererer 19 points ago +20 / -1

What would happen if people dressed up in kkk outfits with BLM written and preaching BLM collided with BLM?

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KekistanPM 13 points ago +14 / -1

They ought to have flagellates for a medieval covid experience.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 11 points ago +11 / -0

I hear when antimatter and matter meet it all poofs out of existence

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Nastyfication 18 points ago +19 / -1

Ave Maria, Gracia Plena, Dominus Tecum!

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bananafone 18 points ago +19 / -1

Deus vult

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JohnMcCainsTumors 17 points ago +17 / -0

Might not have to. The left keeps making new Trump supporters daily.

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EPic [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

MSM is doing their best to help as well.

The stories are less and less believable every day.

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DaesDaemar 7 points ago +7 / -0

We are the pedes, resistance is useless.

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Notablitheringidiot 16 points ago +16 / -0

It’s a shame the current Pope is a raging globohomo

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LadyOfLorien 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cardinal Sarah for Pope!

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would love this.

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Choppa_Pilot 16 points ago +17 / -1

Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam

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NotMadeInChina 15 points ago +15 / -0

Time for a fucking crusade !!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 13 points ago +13 / -0

As long as it gets rid of Omar. And Tlaib. And Barack.

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VictorReee 14 points ago +15 / -1

Looks like THIS is the holy land.

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TexasPiper 13 points ago +14 / -1

No one expects the Deus Vult!

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FluffiPuff 13 points ago +14 / -1

D E U S V U L T

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AnointedVisions 12 points ago +12 / -0

The knights who say REEEEEEE

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RyanUpCreek 9 points ago +9 / -0

In this picture I see 3 terms

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DaesDaemar 5 points ago +5 / -0

4 terms. Pence/Trump 2024

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Econobombshell 8 points ago +9 / -1

Okay, the next trump flag I see better be ironed!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jimmie's yard, West of the stump, is ours by divine right, and we swear it shall be ours once again

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Lord_wari 8 points ago +8 / -0

Crusaders for trump

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DZP1 7 points ago +7 / -0

We are the Knights who say Ni, and the damned Left burned our shrubbery!

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Regionalphilbin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was thinking, "on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place."

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Traveler 3 points ago +3 / -0

this sir is an excellent meme please sir may I have some more

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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

My only advice is to be careful of BLMers seeking the black holy grail, while carrying gas cans and coconuts.

MPATHG movie:

DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!

ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...

DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! ....If there's ever going to be any progress--

Later:

DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you hear that, did you hear that, eh?.... That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?

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everylastjuan 7 points ago +7 / -0

"A spanking! A spanking!"

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SirThundercuntTRONxp 6 points ago +6 / -0

41 days.

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BaggageClaim 6 points ago +6 / -0

No Forgiveness No Surrender

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deleted 6 points ago +7 / -1
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TheSmirkofBillBarr 6 points ago +6 / -0

D E U S V U L T

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PaigeAshley 6 points ago +7 / -1

While we breathe, we shall defend.

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TheFountainhead 6 points ago +6 / -0

Time for another crusade... Deus Vult

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Guffman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Someone bring these brave knights.... a shrubbery!

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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whiterosealchemist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Time to Praise the Sun?

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germ-x 2 points ago +2 / -0

If only I could be so grossly incandescent

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lancerprime 2 points ago +2 / -0

\[T]/

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joax 5 points ago +6 / -1

Brave Sir Biden ran away

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PamelaCincinnatus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bravely ran away, away

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Traveler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bravely is he hiden in that basement biden his time away

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philandy 5 points ago +5 / -0

That would be hilarious if that's all it took, real medieval armor vs foam.

Hell, equip everyone with backpack blowers to overcome their umbrella walls, too!

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magnokor 5 points ago +6 / -1

They probably don't clean that roof very often.

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EPic [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

It's "Organic"

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Loiuzein 5 points ago +5 / -0

TRUMP VULT

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PN_OShea 5 points ago +5 / -0

Meanwhile, all Biden has are the Knights Who Say "Ni!"

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

His knights say "RRRREEEEEEE!"

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PN_OShea 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice. Take my uptoot, Pede.

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JohnVoight 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have a little more hope now after seeing this thread. Just wanted to get that off of my chest. Maybe it really is true:

WWG1WGA

A guy can dream.

“Remember Red, HOPE, is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.”

Muchas gracias pedes 🐸

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fnduckedup 5 points ago +5 / -0

DEUS VILT

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 5 points ago +6 / -1

Nobody suspects the Trumpish inquisition!

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MAGALauncher 5 points ago +6 / -1

If you don’t upvote this you’re an asshole!

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Cuckblue 5 points ago +5 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mobtxEJHhY4

THIS IS THE SONG WE SHALL MARCH TO, DEUS VULT

Or this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a0thYvYCNE

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EPic [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Epic

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

It ain't Mueller Time, I can say that much.

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EPic [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Senate called him to testify

Mueller went "Nah, I'm good"

More like subpoena time !

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's not doing much better than Biden at this point.

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JMaN 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's not in his purview. Gitmo needs to become their purview.

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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MiltonSnowflakes2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its time! Dues Vult!

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PromiseImNotASpook 4 points ago +4 / -0

ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS VADER TIME!

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Camel-Toe-Harris 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ll get the swords. I’ve got an entire u-haul full of them around here somewhere.

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PartandParcel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sharpen the swords bois.

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levarrishawk 4 points ago +4 / -0

DEUS VULT