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posted ago by JoeIsAHoe (edited) +6561 / -0

It's called the "arrest help hotline" and basically a woman answers and you give her your information and they start working on getting the money/lawyers.

ATTENTION: THEY CAN BLOCK US, IF YOU WANT TO TROLL, GO AHEAD, BUT MORE DAMAGE IS DONE IF YOU KEEP THEM ON THE PHONE AS LONG AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN, MAKE UP EVERYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF, MY EYES HURT FROM THE PEPPER SPRAY, MY JAW GOT HIT I CANT TALK RIGHT, HOLD UP THIS CALL IS FOR MY FRIEND ETC ETC....GO FOR DAMAGE NOT LULZ (your choice)

  • When you call, if you state, "I have the name, birthday and facility location of someone arrested", they think you are legit. Give them a fake name and date of birth, make them work for this.

  • Looks like they try to take the line online/offline to try to make us think its jammed or no longer in service. Keep going.

  • Sometimes US servicemen have such stressful lives they do stupid shit like get drunk and try to drive back on base, get in a fight, take a piss in public. If you know anyone in Kentucky near Fort Knox that has been arrested and is a military member, use this hotline to get them out of jail with free bail.

  • Post the number on Twitter and say they are giving out free Bitcoin to anyone who supports BLM

  • If you leave a voicemail, press 4 to go to "special sending options" then press 1 to mark as "urgent"

  • Post the number on Craigslist with a picture of a hot chick saying you're ready for action.

  • When leaving a voicemail, state a fake name, fake birthday (young person) and state that you are at the Louisville Metro Corrections facility. Tomorrow morning they will force people to go through the vocemails to get people out. Make them work, make them work hard. Cuss in the voicemail, they all cuss

Pedes, there are bad actors in our comments trying to get people to click on links that use "RTC" to make calls, don't click these links, the RTC protocol is a great way to doxx you even if you're using a VPN, Just download apps from the app store, don't click random links people "claim" works. Use apps from the certified app store, not links.

Second phone line: 502-509-2357....you can also text this number.....TOP KEK, I've been sending them Shakespeare lines all night from 250 different cell carriers. “Beware the fury of a patient man.”

It's called the "arrest help hotline" and basically a woman answers and you give her your information and they start working on getting the money/lawyers. **ATTENTION: THEY CAN BLOCK US, IF YOU WANT TO TROLL, GO AHEAD, BUT MORE DAMAGE IS DONE IF YOU KEEP THEM ON THE PHONE AS LONG AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN, MAKE UP EVERYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF, MY EYES HURT FROM THE PEPPER SPRAY, MY JAW GOT HIT I CANT TALK RIGHT, HOLD UP THIS CALL IS FOR MY FRIEND ETC ETC....GO FOR DAMAGE NOT LULZ (your choice)** * When you call, if you state, "I have the name, birthday and facility location of someone arrested", they think you are legit. Give them a fake name and date of birth, make them work for this. * Looks like they try to take the line online/offline to try to make us think its jammed or no longer in service. Keep going. * Sometimes US servicemen have such stressful lives they do stupid shit like get drunk and try to drive back on base, get in a fight, take a piss in public. If you know anyone in Kentucky near Fort Knox that has been arrested and is a military member, use this hotline to get them out of jail with free bail. * Post the number on Twitter and say they are giving out free Bitcoin to anyone who supports BLM * If you leave a voicemail, press 4 to go to "special sending options" then press 1 to mark as "urgent" * Post the number on Craigslist with a picture of a hot chick saying you're ready for action. * When leaving a voicemail, state a fake name, fake birthday (young person) and state that you are at the Louisville Metro Corrections facility. Tomorrow morning they will force people to go through the vocemails to get people out. Make them work, make them work hard. Cuss in the voicemail, they all cuss **Pedes, there are bad actors in our comments trying to get people to click on links that use "RTC" to make calls, don't click these links, the RTC protocol is a great way to doxx you even if you're using a VPN, Just download apps from the app store, don't click random links people "claim" works. Use apps from the certified app store, not links.** Second phone line: 502-509-2357....**you can also text this number**.....TOP KEK, I've been sending them Shakespeare lines all night from 250 different cell carriers. “Beware the fury of a patient man.”
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AdrenochromeIsWeird 29 points ago +29 / -0

Frank Rizzo. Spell it. R-I-Z-Z-O. Theyre up there with the hot mops.

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DarkBerry 29 points ago +29 / -0

The children, they were so cruel. They used to shove pine cones in my ass and call me tasty cakes. I don't need this shit.

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Gipgm2 6 points ago +8 / -2

Dude. Your so fucked up.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 3 points ago +3 / -0

Google it, you won’t regret it.

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ShartMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

They spanked me all over my ass-nipples...

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Blurpy 17 points ago +17 / -0

Up there on the roof like a cuppla jag-offs!

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DocOne 12 points ago +12 / -0

They're up there fuckin slappin each other with the hot mops

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Slider 10 points ago +10 / -0

The jerky boys were the best

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Slider 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'll wrap ya fucking head in with a ratchet!

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JerryJerryJerry 5 points ago +5 / -0

You have inspection license?

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Martin_USA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jerky Boys, man that brings back some good memory, it's fucked how their act would be banned today because cancel culture