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Jerry Nadler Shit Himself (streamable.com) 🐂 Bullshit 💩
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CovfefeVideo 1832 points ago +1836 / -4

#FillThatSeat

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ColoRobo 540 points ago +540 / -0

You win.

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AlphaNathan 358 points ago +358 / -0

When Nadler poops himself, everyone not in the room wins.

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Nonredneck4 283 points ago +285 / -2

THE LOOK on nancys face says it all. Well, that plus the Penguin walk

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CovfefeVideo 376 points ago +378 / -2

She thought she was back in her driveway for a second.

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SpaceForceMilitia 158 points ago +159 / -1

DOUBLE WIN

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Flipbarryfromreddit 149 points ago +149 / -0 (edited)

Never forget Trump gave him the nickname “Fat Jerry” in the 90’s bc he weighed over 500 pounds before his liposuction http://robhoey127.blogspot.com/2019/04/trump-calls-jerrold-nadler-fat-jerry.html?m=1 he still calls him it to this day LMFAO he referred to him as such in a meeting last year w house republicans

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powershellder 104 points ago +104 / -0

He used to be fatter?!

Jesus...

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murderhornet 38 points ago +38 / -0

Gastric bypass. Just sayin'.

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Hotsaucebagels 58 points ago +58 / -0

I was skeptical, but all signs point to browntown. Looks like it happened when he did that tilt after he finished speaking. Tried to run a left cheek sneak and fudged the play. He then does the tongue over the top lip thing that people sometimes do when they’re concentrating really hard on an action. That plus the stiff legged waddle suggests he’s fully focused on making a clean exit without any dookies slipping out of his pants leg.

The other guy’s reaction makes me think the odor was detectable over Nadler’s usual aroma of wet garbage.

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Dictator_Bob 25 points ago +25 / -0

that... that url ...

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BooRadley 46 points ago +46 / -0

Good morning

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Paradyme 43 points ago +43 / -0

Sunday Morning

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Valiazaner 25 points ago +25 / -0

You need to vote on the bill to see what's in it.

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Block_Helen 36 points ago +36 / -0

You are on fire!

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alfredbester 20 points ago +20 / -0

Like Louisville tonight.

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Block_Helen 17 points ago +17 / -0

My hometown. :(

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Doth 4 points ago +5 / -1

Am I laughing because it hurts, or does it hurt because I'm laughing?

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Airvehicle2 13 points ago +13 / -0

You are on a roll today LMFAO.

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DinsdalePiranha 12 points ago +12 / -0

Well, you win all the karma for 9/23/20.

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BrewSwillis 38 points ago +38 / -0

She definitely recognizes someone when they shit their Depends.

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jcgearhart 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's like Gaydar.

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zooty 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fire up the bat signal.

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ginpunk 12 points ago +12 / -0

Somebody light a match!

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MyMagaRedHaT 43 points ago +43 / -0

that was the look of "Uh Oh" i don't think that was just gas.

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LivebytheTendies 34 points ago +34 / -0

Never trust a democrat or a Fart!

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ImWithHearse 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nadler performed a double-Swalwell but didn’t stick the landing.

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Chopblock 30 points ago +35 / -5

I have only one thing to say:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OWWWW HEE HE HEE HA HA HA HA HA OH GOD, I CAN’ EVEN HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA, HAW, WHEW... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, YOU CATUMPILLARS ARE JUST TOO MUCH HIGH ENERGY FUN, I COULD SHIT MY HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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painslayer 15 points ago +15 / -0

typical Wednesday for jerry. Nancy has seen this shit before and doesn't bat an eye.

a shitty party filled with SHITTY people. Go home jerry, yer makin' us gag.

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rebbel 157 points ago +158 / -1

Trump will nominate someone DEPENDable

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TrumpPatriot 85 points ago +85 / -0

Really, no shit.

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SpaceForceMilitia 66 points ago +66 / -0

After all this crap...

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prayinpede 55 points ago +55 / -0

Thes puns need to be flushed

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The_Litehaus_Abides 52 points ago +52 / -0

I love you shit-lords.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 26 points ago +27 / -1

TWO POOPS

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rooftoptendie 10 points ago +12 / -2

TWO JOGGERS FLOATIN IN THE POOL

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SpezIsACommie 1 point ago +1 / -0

My Lord these puns are running down everybody’s legs

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JackIsALarp 27 points ago +28 / -1

not as bad as his pants did!

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OldHickorysFlintlock 11 points ago +11 / -0

Killed handle bro. SteadyKaggin lmao

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Imransgarage 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well line you up for Democrat leadership in 2020 because their whole leadership crew deserves a round of applause if they can exceed the standard of a typical four year old.

Spez: it’s a fucking miracle these guys haven’t had someone drop dead on stage.

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The_Almighty_Kek 80 points ago +80 / -0

Wellp I'm fuckin done with the internet for tonight. It's all downhill from here.

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LordTancretus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ewww

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BeanieBeanTX 66 points ago +66 / -0

Top KEK 🤣

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ProtectFreedom 444 points ago +447 / -3

Holy SHIT!

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rooftoptendie 216 points ago +216 / -0

That can't be it. There has to be some other explanation. Somebody please tell me that there could be another explanation.

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 217 points ago +218 / -1

He done pooped his pants.

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Long_time_lurker 120 points ago +120 / -0

Actually, I think it's worse than that--he Schiff-ed his pants.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 24 points ago +24 / -0

Her voice is the brown note.

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GEOTUS-Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s her new perfume - Coco Chanel BROWN NOTE.

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EpicTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

KEK! For anyone unfamiliar with the brown note, here’s the wiki. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note

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VoidWanderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

The rancid smell coming off of her causes all sorts of violent reaction.

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FireannDireach 38 points ago +38 / -0

He dookered his depends.

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 36 points ago +36 / -0

He released the chocolate hostages.

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SniffedByBiden 29 points ago +29 / -0

He Obamacared his underwear

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 10 points ago +10 / -0

If 0bama had a dung

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itpeeswhenibern 13 points ago +13 / -0

Dookied his Dockers

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 28 points ago +28 / -0

I remember when I was about 6 I was with my dad at the driving range. I had to poops real bad, like Jerry Nadler bad. But I didn't wanna go in the public restroom and for some reason I didn't want to tell my dad. I made it about a minute from the house on the ride home and let it flow. I pulled a Nadler. He almost immediately looked at me with disgust and said "did you just go #2". I said yes and the shame was overruled by the freedom of empty bowels. I had pooped my pants.

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HanAssholeSolo 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m sure Nadler feels the exact same way about today’s incident.

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christianknight 4 points ago +4 / -0

Epic writing

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Epic

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ShartMaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 89 points ago +89 / -0

Either he crapped himself, or he's having a stroke. Or heart attack. Or ....

Nope, he crapped himself. That's the only explanation.

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pl1ght 41 points ago +41 / -0

Stroke or shit himself is my two guesses. I wouldn't say low blood pressure or dehydration as he is not "wobbling". Stroke is even a stretch but they can manifest in many ways.

Either way the guy is not in a good way.

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Afeazo 21 points ago +21 / -0

I mean look at him, old, out of shape, and built like a pen is the heaviest thing he picks up.

Dude is probably a whole bucket of health issues waiting to throw him in the ground

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Cswanger22 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why not both?

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Skogin 20 points ago +20 / -0

Cute latino girl: Why can’t it be both?

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TheMadManDidItAgain 14 points ago +14 / -0

Good point!

So, did he shit himself because of the heart attack? Or did his heart attack cause him to shit himself?

It's like the fucking chicken and the egg... except with poo.

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Skogin 10 points ago +10 / -0

What came first?

The Nadler or the Poo?

Is it just semantics to claim they are separate?

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zabbers 3 points ago +5 / -2

Cute latino girl

Found the pedo!

/s

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MageGills 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shart Attack for sure.

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SirSeizureSalad 5 points ago +5 / -0

ooohhhh i shit myself

https://youtu.be/TroyG_2qrKI

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booblitchutz 69 points ago +69 / -0

He's a very unhealthy man, he can barely move unassisted anymore. Look at his lifetime of obesity! I'm sure the only reason he's still alive is all his ailments are crammed together and trying to get through the door at the same time and preventing each other from killing him.

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slashp 18 points ago +18 / -0

I am a bad person for laughing at that

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CA-Patriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

MeToo

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Nameless_Mofo 3 points ago +3 / -0

PoundMeToo

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Sapphire2Sea 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m a bad person too. I’m still laughing

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1burrdog 3 points ago +3 / -0

No your not, I am laughing my ass off here, the dog gave me a strange look and disappeared out the door!

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zabbers 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ah, I believe that's called "Three Stooges Syndrome".

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BasedYooper 10 points ago +10 / -0

Laughs in Mr. Burns

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preferredfault 10 points ago +10 / -0

He's only alive because the tax payers pay hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to keep him alive. He's probably taking at least 20 different pills a day that keep him from just keeling over.

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a_grassnake_01 9 points ago +9 / -0

Those platinum health care plan are impressive, you know, if you can afford one.

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Razi 43 points ago +43 / -0

Good Morning, Sunday Morning

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GopnikGod 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's what it said on the way out.

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ConditionalFeels 43 points ago +43 / -0

We cannot confirm or deny that Mr. Nadler was smuggling a brown dog at the back door.

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Sumarongi 8 points ago +8 / -0

A turtle poking its head out of its shell

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HunterBidenCokeStraw 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cocaine Mitch has entered the chat.

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rooftoptendie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cocaine Mitch took one whiff and has left the chat.

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joe_bidens_nostrils 5 points ago +5 / -0

Big Mike took one whiff and has entered the chat

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 5 points ago +5 / -0

Liquid Turtle! 🐢

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blacktankguy 90 points ago +91 / -1

When you’re slidin into first and you feel something burst....🎵🎶

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TheVanNuys 54 points ago +54 / -0

Or you're climbin up the ladder and you feel somethin splatter... 🎵🎶

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Boof_Bro 44 points ago +44 / -0

When something's running down your legs and it feels like scrambled eggs...🎵🎶

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booblitchutz 60 points ago +61 / -1

When you're standing with Pelosi and your butthole gets explosey...🎵🎶

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KILLARY4PRISON 23 points ago +23 / -0

DIARRHEA

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T2R0U2M0P 15 points ago +16 / -1

Cha cha cha

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TDAF 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn't laugh until this one. Thanks.

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scaredfreakyguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I made it all the way down to here, and this is the one that made me lose it

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sentient-potato 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you're slidin' into home and your pants are full of foam...🎵🎶

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scorpio_2049 24 points ago +24 / -0

Oh man I haven’t heard those in decades!

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Dead_Sennacherib 7 points ago +7 / -0

Me neither. Sometimes you guys just really get me cracking up. In my office. By myself. Like a crazy person.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 24 points ago +24 / -0

Rounding second base with a grimace on your face.

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T2R0U2M0P 19 points ago +20 / -1

Sliding into home and you feel a sudden foam

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Sandman441 7 points ago +7 / -0

When youre waddling in place and then here comes the you know thing.

Bidenrrhea

I mean dia

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JS_Mill 5 points ago +5 / -0

When your pant have diverse complexion, near the election...

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I_love_liberty 44 points ago +44 / -0

He’s totally got a full diaper

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CovefefeREEEE 29 points ago +29 / -0

Nads is waddlin' like a sick penguin. 🐧

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bitchlasagna 22 points ago +22 / -0

Bullshit answer, he's not likely wearing a diaper and his underwear is on the edge of bursting. That's why he's got to hobble out, don't want that spilling over.

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booblitchutz 15 points ago +15 / -0

Would be okay if he were wearing "Oops, I Crapped My Pants"

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Brother_Bill 1 point ago +1 / -0

throwback

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TDAF 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got it.

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Webasdias 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Retention Shuffle.

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missfrew 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's got the spills covered. That's why he wears his pants so high.

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Juice 5 points ago +5 / -0

Top kek

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clara__ 19 points ago +19 / -0

The one single time where a mask was actually useful

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banumerchantmarine 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought it was a fucking cardboard cutout LOOOOL

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Fistfulofgreyhair 426 points ago +427 / -1

Look at these old, worthless clowns. One can’t talk and the other has shit running down his leg.

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rob0Pede 189 points ago +189 / -0

And they decide how you get to live your life...

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AlphaNathan 53 points ago +53 / -0

Idk, I live with clean underwear.

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T2R0U2M0P 33 points ago +34 / -1

For now... bigot!

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Sandman441 11 points ago +11 / -0

Poop racist! Its just trying to escape their impovershed life for a better one.

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rooftoptendie 9 points ago +9 / -0

OH SURE JUST FLUSH ANYTHING BROWN DOWN THE TOILET, RIGHT?! BIGOT!!!

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Sandman441 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah why can't it be white?

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AngryCanary 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huffpo: How pidgins re-enforce the cis-hetero normative patriarchy by raining whiteness on parked cars and people of color.

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wehavetogoback 3 points ago +3 / -0

clean...white...underwear!?

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MuadDon 45 points ago +45 / -0

Hag on the right is 3rd in line for the Presidency.

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quell 4 points ago +4 / -0

One is full of shit and the other just voided his bowels.

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KremlinBot 401 points ago +401 / -0

Jerry Nadler looked disgusting--shitting his pants--in his suit before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 162 points ago +162 / -0

Turd protruding. Very disrespectful.

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HuskeyG 56 points ago +56 / -0

I'm dying. This is the best chain I've read on here so far.

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Apersonofinterest 21 points ago +21 / -0

I’ve been laughing for the past half hour reading this. I have tears in my eyes and my face hurts.

Just trying to keep track but we got Swallswell, Biden, and Kamala have all farted on camera now and Nadler squirted shit down his pants leg. No wonder flies are always landing on the Democrats.

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meals23 9 points ago +9 / -0

he's got a turtle head poking out

no, not that one

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LordTancretus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I knew what I was going to see when i clicked.

Still pleasantry amused.

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Hotsaucebagels 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s prairie dogging!

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HillarysHairyAss 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

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HappyPedeInCA 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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Skogin 28 points ago +28 / -0

Nailed it.

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cyberpunkstreetart 11 points ago +11 / -0

You have me screaming to myself at my comp XD

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Stepheddit 4 points ago +5 / -1

I've never seen a skinny person shit their pants.

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g-money 3 points ago +4 / -1

Nice

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Dragonmoon333 269 points ago +269 / -0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MEME MAGIC AT ITS FINEST

WE WANTED JOE TO SHIT HIMSELF ON STAGE, BUT WE GOT NADLER

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rooftoptendie 84 points ago +84 / -0

kek's just gettin warmed up.

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The_Almighty_Kek 43 points ago +43 / -0

b-b-b-b-baby you just aint seen nothin yet

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ObjectiveReality 4 points ago +4 / -0

kek, make my enemies ridiculous

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tsacian 39 points ago +39 / -0

Reminds me of nadlers performance during impeachMints. It was hilarious, and schiff couldnt get him to hand over his time.

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JamesComey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha yesssss that was hilarious

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 22 points ago +22 / -0

With all of them farting while on camera it was bound to happen eventually.

There I sat broken hearted

Tried to shit and only farted

Later on I took a chance

Tried to fart and shit my pants

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Philhelm 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was so mad at President Trump

On live TV I took a dump

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JamesComey 6 points ago +6 / -0

As I felt my shit start to slide

I thought it best to run and hide

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No_name_iii 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'll take it

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Enihilism 9 points ago +9 / -0

We still have a chance with joe! Fingers crossed

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HuskeyG 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is just the warm up. The wet and warm up.

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booblitchutz 173 points ago +174 / -1

Holy shit he's gonna die, dudes.

That's not how a person with long to live moves.

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80960KA 33 points ago +33 / -0

Or trying to walk away with out a fat log sliding out of his pant leg.

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DocOne 8 points ago +8 / -0

u/sexualtyrannosaurus ... Did you see Nadler waddle off stage?

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SexualTyrannosaurus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Walking like he just got fucked in the ass by a gigantic tyrannosaurus.

Not me though. Probably some other gigantic tyrannosaurus. #nohomo

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DocOne 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks, Dino bro. Good looking out.

It's settled. Lizards can see the Nadler waddle.

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SexualTyrannosaurus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ackshually... I have feather-like quills bro. More bird-like than lizard. Like a 3-story tall rooster. A giant cock if you will.

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DocOne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dang, you sexy. But wouldn't quills make you more porcupine than bird?

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SexualTyrannosaurus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Idk? Let me call Dr. Alan Grant and get back to you on that.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you familiar with Chuck Tingle?

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SexualTyrannosaurus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you saying I'm not Hugo Award finalist Chuck Tingle?

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HillarysBeaverMunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please be him. Dinosaur sex is very underrated.

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SexualTyrannosaurus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gay dino erotica is great, but he has some other great stories too

  • Oppressed in the Butt by My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups

  • President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America's Butt

  • Turned Gay by the Existential Dread That I May Actually Be a Character in a Chuck Tingle Book

  • Leonardo Decaprico Finally Wins His Award And It Pounds Him in the Butt

  • Slammed in the Butt by My Hugo Award Nomination

  • Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union

  • Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of Someone Else's Doubt In My Place On The Autism Spectrum Because Denying Someone's Personal Journey And Identity Like That Is Incredibly Rude So No Thanks

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KekBotSupreme 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jesse Ventura, calling Jesse Ventura.

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ThickCheney 26 points ago +26 / -0

It’s how a person who just shit themselves moves, don’t want the shit to run down his leg.

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redpillinvillain 136 points ago +136 / -0

Diarrhea, cha cha cha!

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DrAugustBalls 19 points ago +19 / -0

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh...that’s cool.

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Drekken- 14 points ago +14 / -0

When your standing up on stage and somethings dripping down your leg...

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AnotherFormerDem 11 points ago +11 / -0

When you’re giving a stupid speech and your butthole goes screech...

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HolaPendejos 20 points ago +20 / -0

When your belt's around your tits and you get a case of shits

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Barry-McOkinner0712 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahahah oh man, so good 😂

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Smubbs 102 points ago +103 / -1

Holy shit HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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BasedAndrewJackson 86 points ago +88 / -2

This fucking Gremlin fascinates me.

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rooftoptendie 29 points ago +29 / -0

sometimes he is wearing like this old nasty pair of beat-up all-black sneakers like Avias or Rockports or some shit... I mean they are absolutely HIDEOUS.

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FireannDireach 21 points ago +21 / -0

Diabetes? One of the issues with serious diabetes and heart failure is swelling feet.

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Whatyougotson 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hes like danny devito as the penguin, just a little less sinister and a whole lot dumber.

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Hotsaucebagels 7 points ago +7 / -0

I nominate him for most bewildering anatomy in Congress.

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LordYugemongus 83 points ago +83 / -0

DECREPIT

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 79 points ago +79 / -0

Looks like a Penguin, Waddles like a Penguin. Yep, it's a Penguin.

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iamrealfunnylaughplz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now that you mention that, he sort of looks like Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin from the batman universe.

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icanhazaspergers 74 points ago +74 / -0

Literal shitpost?

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Zed287 67 points ago +67 / -0

First Biden,

Now Nadler.

Your next nancy. Brown notes comin.

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FireannDireach 34 points ago +34 / -0

Nancy is a drunk. She passes cold, hard, black pellets. Like her soul.

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HolaPendejos 9 points ago +9 / -0

Like Nibbler

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knyght 8 points ago +8 / -0

When did Biden poop himself?

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sentient-potato 1 point ago +1 / -0

That first one sounds...juicy.

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emjayt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m sure he can’t remember

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BuSpocky 4 points ago +4 / -0

Swolepants?

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JS_Mill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nancy did her interview reset the other day. Cum-alah is due next.

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ArticleISection10 50 points ago +50 / -0

dear the left - your choice of champions is quite perplexing

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pomfffff2 45 points ago +45 / -0

Seriously, what else could it be ?

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Harambe 38 points ago +38 / -0

nothing. He shit himself and is trying to get away from Nancy so she can't smell it. Shame waddle

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FireannDireach 19 points ago +19 / -0

He's also got a long trot to the gold plated House bathrooms.

I bet his aides hate their lives today.

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bpm1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe he shit himself so he didn't have to smell her, but her sulfuric aroma was overpowering the shit and he had to bounce.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 2 points ago +2 / -0

I figured the waddling was to keep the poop from just leaking out his pants

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ColdZero 41 points ago +41 / -0

The walk of shame, strike that; he's a Democrat, they have no shame.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago +8 / -0

When I was a kid and my little sister did that, I called it the caca walk.

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anon_user_0952783 3 points ago +3 / -0

Caca walka

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4_trump_4_ever 36 points ago +36 / -0

OMG, what did I just see. Who the fuck elected this guy, who thinks hey this guy would be a great person to represent me in the federal government?

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FREEDOM1st 7 points ago +7 / -0

Who the fuck elected this human penguin, who thinks hey this penguin man would be a great person to represent me in gotham city?

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 32 points ago +33 / -1

For he's a shitty fellow

for he's a shitty fellow

for he's a shitty fellow

That Nancy likes to smell.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 19 points ago +19 / -0

Listen how fast he is reading, too. He's like motormouth (from the micromachine commercials). He wants his speech done ASAP so he can go shit. And, he's a bit flustered, it's all he can do to keep from shitting, and it's tripping him up.

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ihaveotherthingstodo 14 points ago +14 / -0

At the very beginning of the video, you can seem him come into the area and he's having trouble walking. It looks like he's got mobility problems.

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jive-ass-turkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

You the real MVP u/ShiftyJack.

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Mona1950 30 points ago +30 / -0

What the hell??? He probably did. What a tub of lard and oh yeah the riots are a myth..

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youneeddiscipline 28 points ago +28 / -0

Seriously wtf is going on ?

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AlphaNathan 17 points ago +17 / -0

Pooped his pants

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pooped 'em.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 6 points ago +6 / -0

SOILED IT

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wehavetogoback 2 points ago +2 / -0

I shit... my pants

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Crockett 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you can think of another explanation besides "poop da pants," I'd love to hear it.

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daberoniandcheese 4 points ago +5 / -1

I don't think he pooped his pants, I think he's so old and unhealthy that he can barely walk or stand unassisted.

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icanhazaspergers 25 points ago +25 / -0 (edited)

When you're undermining Trump

and accidentally take a dump

Diarrhea

Diarrhea

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lavendarlady 5 points ago +5 / -0

My kids were always singing this lol. We came up with some doozies.

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icanhazaspergers 3 points ago +3 / -0

I kind of think mine was a doozy!

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lavendarlady 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes sweetie, it was . I laughed .

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HillaryRodhamCunton 0 points ago +1 / -1

When you're in San fran by Nancy's Adobe, And you gotta drop a load, Diarrhea Diarrhea

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blacktankguy 24 points ago +25 / -1

He needs to talk to that team of Biden staffers that picked out the adult diapers that have the quietest crinkle sounds so nobody hears them

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mehemson 24 points ago +24 / -0

The diarhea trot. I'm very familiar with this maneuver. I once visited a shit hole country for an extended time, and the food never sat well in my stomach. Had to perform this walk of shame a number of times.

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magaboner247 22 points ago +22 / -0

Now his pants match his brains.

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JbizzyG 21 points ago +21 / -0

lol, oops

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 20 points ago +22 / -2

Looks like Mr. Hankey got loose.

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women_for_trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Howdy Ho!

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PotentialWizard 19 points ago +19 / -0

He looks special needs.

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Defender110 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some of the most powerful people in this country. Unreal, isn't it?

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rooftoptendie 3 points ago +3 / -0

kekekekekekek, you are right, he does.

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raytheater 17 points ago +17 / -0

What the hell? Squishy underwear.

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Sea_Still 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fill that seat!

No! Jerry wait!

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Muffinman 17 points ago +17 / -0

brown snake playing peekaboo with his butthole

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john_mit_trump 15 points ago +15 / -0

We deserve better. Term limits!💩

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The_Urge 11 points ago +11 / -0

Turd limits

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malooch 15 points ago +15 / -0

is this from today??

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chahn1138 14 points ago +14 / -0

From another thread, I give you: the Shart-Waddle

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Wagalar 13 points ago +13 / -0

Still just as full of shit as before

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kratomlol 12 points ago +12 / -0

i hate that motherfucker

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ColoRobo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thank God these people only represent our country. I'd hate for anyone to see these fucking caricatures of human beings.

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not only does he look like a penguin, he waddles like one too.

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Maijinservo 11 points ago +12 / -1

What a disgusting human

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women_for_trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just when you think 2020 can't get any stranger, you witness a geriatric government representative shit himself on live tv.

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MAGAPlenty 11 points ago +11 / -0

When you stand by the podium and you forget your Imodium, diarrhea!

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dontbanus 10 points ago +10 / -0

WHY ARE THE DEMOCRAT LEADERS SO WEIRD AND FREAKY

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Overkillengine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because normal people have better things to do than claw at the fabric of society for every scrap of power, status, and relevance that they can.

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JoeIsAHoe 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is it. I just shit myself. Any sudden movements and this thing is coming out of my underwear and plopping on the floor right in front of Nancy. Think quick, what do I do? There's nothing I can do. I have to simply stilt walk on out of here, slowly. You can do this....lets go....one foot at a time. Left....left....left...there we go....WHOA WHOA ITS PEAKING, no...no...not like this, not like this, omg Nancy can see it, omg she knows, no please not like this. Right foot, oh fuck some of it went back in, okay we got this, we got this, I hope I'm off camera now.

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9secpan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Crap!

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Thehumancentipede 9 points ago +10 / -1

Nadler should play The Penguin in the new Batman movie

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ComplicatedBusiness 9 points ago +9 / -0

Depends

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Ih8leftists 9 points ago +9 / -0

Serious question.

Does he normally walk like that?

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sickofaltspin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not that bad

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spaceghost17 9 points ago +9 / -0

Snopes Fact Check: False he's just practicing his evil Penguin walk.

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supersecretaccount82 8 points ago +9 / -1

Honestly kinda sad and painful to watch

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DeplorableMimi 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know I might not be popular for saying this but it looks to me like he's had a medical issue. He's walking like he's recovering from a stroke or surgery

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HappyPedeInCA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe he had a back spasm and was in pain.