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Irish_Wolfhound 147 points ago +148 / -1

First transsexual supreme court justice!

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Ben45 36 points ago +36 / -0

MASSAGE ME BIGOT

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rootGoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

SIDEBAR ME BIGOT

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DatNewbChemist 11 points ago +11 / -0

DO MY BIDDING

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Refugee 32 points ago +32 / -0 (edited)

This makes me wonder who Killary would have put on the court with 3 picks? The odds are high we would have at least one of those from the bbq party on the court. Jesus, we dodged a bullet.

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rootGoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, Jesus saves - we score!

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Femprep 117 points ago +117 / -0

He’s got a great sense of humor.

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IForgotMyPw 100 points ago +100 / -0

Seemed like a total douche during the primaries but the dude has earned my respect.

A friend of mine in Texas said he walked into a restaurant they were eating at and they invited him to eat with them and he sat down and had dinner together. Even sent pics when I was skeptical. Said he was a real cool dude.

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JoePCool14 60 points ago +60 / -0

Imagine having dinner with Lion Ted. That would actually be epic.

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ReligionOfPoop 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's my understanding that "Lion Ted" came after Trump donned him as "Lying Ted"...when did the switch occur? Or do I have that wrong?

I didn't really pay attention pre-Kavanaugh.

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Konsaki 13 points ago +13 / -0

Trump did coin 'Lying Ted' during the 2016 Primary but once Trump won and Ted went 'he's the big man now, time to support him', Trump morphed it to 'Lion Ted' easy with an analogy of comparing Ted to a proud, strong Lion (paraphrasing) to turn a competitor to a stronger ally.

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ReligionOfPoop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you.

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JoePCool14 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ted was fiesty during the '16 primaries. Then after GEOTUS won the nomination, Ted came out at the RNC and made a fool of himself by saying something along the lines of "vote your conscience". In other words, he was salty as hell about losing.

He's completely come around now though. He's put that crap behind him, and he's focused on supporting Trump and MAGA now 100 percent.

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Djpele12 47 points ago +47 / -0

Even Ted said that the primaries were a "gloves off" scenario. After he lost, he picked up his shit and went straight to work for the American people.

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thewashambro 22 points ago +22 / -0

Trump did too after the Republican debates. He slaughtered Cruz and Jeb, but then everyone just got over it. (Except Jeb lmao)

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OnlyAmerica 14 points ago +14 / -0

The only thing high energy about Jeb! is the '!' in his name!

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Everquest4Life 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m just here to ask you to please clap and make guac, and I’m all outta guac.

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Keln 40 points ago +40 / -0

He was douche during the election. But he was running against Trump. He couldn't use the same tactics as Trump because nobody can beat Trump at it.

At the same time, I don't think anyone in professional politics thought that being straight talking and real could work. I think most including Cruz believed Trump was going to lose. I mean there's an entire industry around professional image, not just for politics but business as well.

Trump blew through all of that. The king of image and branding won by being real. I think Cruz learned from that. I still can't tell if he's trustworthy or not, but he's definitely a quick learner.

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MAGAlikethis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Very accurate perspective on Cruz. I couldn't agree more.

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doug2 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's trustworthy. They spied on his campaign too.

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Varangian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can I admire hutzpah yet withhold trust? Yes. Cruz has a flair for drama, but the story of him dragging Sleepy Doc Carson into a closet to propose an anti Trump alliance, as well as his observed conduct when Sleepy Doc missed his cue at the debates. If you recall, The Boss held Dr Ben back from bumbling onstage after Cruz sailed past him to his podium.

Ted’s kid’s slapping his face while he held her was a giveaway too. She’s not a prop. She pushed Carly off a stage too though, so I like her even more.

He wants it for Ted. And he’s deeply tied into the Bush dynasty. And he’s not really eligible as mommy became fully Canadian. Thank god that’s irrelevant, as he won’t run again I hope.

Not as bad as unnatural born citizen anchor baby Kamala who was raised in Canada, but still. Bush sponsored his dad and put him through college. He’s some sort of Bush family operative. Too spooky. His wife was/is deep at Goldman Sachs, and tried to commit suicide, or they botched her murder, but either way, no way. President Cruz is a no from me. Senate OK.
He’ll retire and do media. Maybe on Trump’s network. He can be our Glen Beck. lol

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

He and Foam Boy blamed the Chicago rally disturbance on Trump (which an acquaintance went to and was much more violent than publicized) and that was it for me

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thewashambro 0 points ago +3 / -3

I still can't tell if he's trustworthy or not, but he's definitely a quick learner.

That's the damn truth, I'd be willing to bet that he's a RINO, or maybe was but then realized that it wouldn't fly with GEOTUS.

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doug2 5 points ago +7 / -2

.... guys if we call the most maga allies out there RINOS it will lose all meaning

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thewashambro 0 points ago +2 / -2

the most maga allies

Not how I would describe Ted Cruz but you know, whatever. If you were to ask him whether he would rather vote for Mitt Romney or Trump, I don't believe he would say Trump. (Unless he's trying to save face, of course)

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doug2 2 points ago +3 / -1

Then you have not been paying attention. It's as simple as that.

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The_RedWolf 12 points ago +12 / -0

Texan here, publicly he was a douche early on. With hindsight it’s clear that he was overcompensating because it was his first elected political position and was riding the Tea Party Anger. Once he mellowed out, he actually wasn’t too bad at all. Now I actually like him

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Red_Hibiscus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, before, he didn’t know how to win.

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yeahbuddyFspez 22 points ago +22 / -0

Trump broke him lol. My favorite was Trump saying "Lyin Ted, he walks in, bible held high and starts LYIN."

The best, lmaoo

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Swolehas 19 points ago +19 / -0

Lyin Ted was such a great nickname, because he's been easily rebranded to "Lion" Ted now that he's a Chad

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Anaconda 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ted really did di that though. That fakeass pandering to Christians. Trump kept it real.

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rootGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

No doubt!

I didn't understand the OP's title until I noticed he was retweeting it.

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progressivetrumper 56 points ago +56 / -0

I would support this just to see how much they will absolutely MALD lmao.

"But you're a male...!!!"

"So you're not acknowledging my gender? What a bigot"

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progressivetrumper 19 points ago +19 / -0

This would be entertainment I would pay good money for.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 20 points ago +20 / -0

That would be GLORIOUS!

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canuckastani 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can you imagine if Lion Ted started identifying as a female this week and ended being the actual nominee? The left would implode!

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progressivetrumper 7 points ago +7 / -0

This would be the best timeline if this actually happens lmao

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Redditcanblowme 50 points ago +50 / -0

Ted Cruz in the last three years is so much fucking cooler than 2016 Ted Cruz. I feel like he was image handled to death. I absolutely want him to run to follow Trump.

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thewashambro 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump Jr. 2024, we know its what GEOTUS wants.

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doug2 4 points ago +6 / -2

I'd vote for him. Fuck muh dynasty cucks

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OldHickorysFlintlock 28 points ago +28 / -0

Cruz missle bringing the spice!!

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Redpill-notCommieRed 24 points ago +24 / -0

Babylon bee has been on fire! This is hilarious!

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stoic_troll 21 points ago +21 / -0

First Cuban female Chief Justice!

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ParadigmShift2070 9 points ago +9 / -0

Canadian

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 6 points ago +6 / -0

Uberkek

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anon572759 5 points ago +5 / -0

Xe identifies as an unpronounceable series of symbols.

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TampaMAGA 20 points ago +20 / -0

Trump has shown Ted how to win!!!

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OtisTheTownDrunk 15 points ago +15 / -0

I always thought Ted looked like Grandpa Munster.

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

There he does ^, he has a little Victor Buono in him too

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hes a pretty girl

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DerKaiser 15 points ago +15 / -0

LION TED

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Popsalock 12 points ago +12 / -0

you could do a lot worse. that is for sure.

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PeaceThroughStrength 12 points ago +13 / -1

SCOTUS ME, DAHNALD!!!

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ParadigmShift2070 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've got the decisions dahnald!

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GBA4ever 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lion Ted bringin the sense of humor fast and loose.👍🏻

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BoilingEnema 11 points ago +11 / -0

Always refreshing to see someone not get butthurt at a friendly jab. Not enough of that around anymore.

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Chowdertrain 8 points ago +8 / -0

Really come a long way

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SeaCarrot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Teddy is desperate to be the gop nominee in 4 years time, wants that maga vote.

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Pitbull-Lawyer 9 points ago +9 / -0

We could do worse.

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thewashambro 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please clap.

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please fap.

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loric4882 7 points ago +8 / -1

Trump was right. His wife IS ugly.

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FluffiPuff 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aw I think she's cute.

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HCQaddict 3 points ago +5 / -2

I'd take her to church camp to pray.

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +4 / -2

I would be ever faithful to her.

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Na it was just a horrible horrible picture lol

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IDGAF-DT2020 6 points ago +7 / -1

Hell Yeah!!

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LockNload 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hate to be the one to say it, but it can’t be ignored that Ted’s campaign contributions in the run against Trump spelled swamp. Big oil, big banks, and Wall Street traders. Sorry, but it is what it is. Slap me, spank me, pull my hair.

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HCQaddict 0 points ago +2 / -2

Lyin' Ted

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thewashambro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lyin' Ted =/= Lion Ted

We might have to stick with Beautiful Ted. (I think we can all agree that he is now due to the beard.)

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The_RedWolf 5 points ago +5 / -0

So glad he got the stick out of his ass after 2016

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RedactedPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

My gosh... I never realized how ugly of a woman Ted Cruz would be until right now.

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idk you missed the sticky on Christmas night. (Saturday)

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hyruleveteran 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even as a tranny, Cruz is still more attractive than Sotomayor.

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weneedaweedeater 4 points ago +5 / -1

My God. Please let him do this. Not only would it make the Left Reee like crazy, but it would be way fucking hilarious. Which we could all use right about now. Tedina Cruzette 2024!

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FluffiPuff 4 points ago +4 / -0

Combo this with the beard and we'll have unlimited winning!

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CovfefeVideo 4 points ago +4 / -0

This triggered a flashback!

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WillyP702 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAHAHA. You can't help but like Cruz .I will be fine with Judge Tedina Cruzette!!!

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CrackerSmurf2 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life.

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WillyP702 3 points ago +3 / -0

What if Cruz actually did this?? He comes out as a TRANSGENDER and President Trump picks him as the Scotus ?? haha. I think liberals would give up.because they couldn't win that battle.

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Hatredy 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is the only one who will easily be able to take the scrutiny. I hope he picks him. Battleing Trump made him much more resilient. Trump owes him one for talking shit on his wife. That was below the belt. He showed some balls when he kicked Kimmel's ass in basketball.

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ObamasLooseButthole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly Ted doesn’t want the position.

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BigMikesD 2 points ago +3 / -1

poor Ted lmao ive seen more pics of him looking like a lady on here lately than i ever needed to haha

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who wore it better, Tedda or Rachel

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superwookee 2 points ago +2 / -0

The sexism of this appointment is something I'm actually disappointed in Trump for.

It's not equality if you only consider women, or blacks, or whites, or asians or any trait that cannot be controlled by the person.

Only the content of character should matter.

Only considering women completely eliminates over half of the best possibilities.

We need to stop all of these identity issues including the rampant sexism against men.

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ObamasLooseButthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ve been saying this since the start and been getting downvoted to hell for it. If a woman is the best pick, great. But we don’t know if she’s the best pick if you don’t consider anyone other than women.

What’s next, do we have to replace Clarence with a black man when he retires? It’s all so stupid

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superwookee 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's Critical Gender Theory also called 4th wave feminism.

The idea is that because some group has historically been "oppressed" they now get advantages to speed up "equality." Known racially as Affirmative Action.

Yes the "logic" is that creating intentional inequality will lead to equality.

Also the focus changing from equality of opportunity to equality of outcome has led to the absolute illogical mayhem that we have seen unfold with BLM.

Illogical "moral" principles that contradict the actual logically defensible moral foundations of the US can do nothing but harm and represent a "religion" that is far more intolerant that the "Religious Right" of the Regan years even dreamed of.

It's no mistake that logic hasn't been taught in public schools for decades. People who do not know how to think are far more easily swayed by their emotions.

And yes they would argue that replacing a man with large amounts of melanin in his skin with someone with less would be a removal of power from an historically oppressed group and therefore racist.

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it's strategic, to avoid wasting time on rape allegations with the election on the way.

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superwookee 1 point ago +1 / -0

When strategy or practicality supersede morality you're headed into the swamp.

Critical Gender Theory should not be embraced because it's expedient.

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao

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MAGA_4EVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's so ugly, she's almost beautiful.

Idk why but Ted as a woman looks like your gran who makes cookies and listens to you talk about how shitty you day was before taking you to toy story to buy you a lego set.

I feel comforted looking at his pic.

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HuggableBear 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really, really, really hope that Trump is planning to throw a curveball on Saturday and nominate someone that he hasn't been telegraphing so all the left's oppo research is worthless.

Amy Coney Barrett is great. You wouldn't believe how conservative this lady is. You're gonna love her when you get to know her. But that's not why we're here today. Today I'd like to announce my nomination of Tom Cotton for SCOTUS.

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uncled 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's ma'am.

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vinnychase 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why does it have to be a woman? Serious question. Seems like we've already accepted the precedent set by the left

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AJ333 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cruz 2024 /2028

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keep-america-free 1 point ago +3 / -2

Whip smart but ugly as mule that Tedina

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SuperSaiyanPOTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

thats not a woman or a man. thats a lion baby.

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Upsilonitis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Effing lost it at the picture, what a horrific look that would be hahahahahaha