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Touché (media.thedonald.win)
posted ago by stunningandbrave +2597 / -0
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RaginJake379 46 points ago +46 / -0

My grandfather's dying wish was hard to make out. Something about helicopters.

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ProphetOfKek 23 points ago +23 / -0

Fortunately my uncle Augusto left a detailed last will and testament about helicopters. I think your uncle would like it.

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drsowells1fan 12 points ago +13 / -1

We just laid grandad to rest and his final wish was to "hang that communist pole smoker president"...

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +3 / -2

Not sure why you're being downvoted - I have no issue with Amy being nominated either.

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HonkNJhonk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Somehow I ended up with your Uncle’s hat.

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Rob_Belmonte 15 points ago +15 / -0 (edited)

AJ was right. She really does look like those creatures from The Dark Crystal.

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Restore_Sanity 12 points ago +12 / -0

Chad!

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kag-2020- 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's such a Chad.

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unspecified_user 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ginsborg led a far more privileged life than Chad Brink's grandma, which means the win goes to

- MEEMAW BRINK -

FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!!

We thank her for her service to our great land. We raise a glass and post an F for you, Grandma B.

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rimper 9 points ago +9 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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megachessatron 8 points ago +8 / -0

Does anyone know the exchange rate of dying wishes to Supreme Court Seats?

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Nadlers_Belt 5 points ago +5 / -0

One person, one dream.

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RedHawk44 7 points ago +7 / -0

LMAO

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Womb__Raider3 7 points ago +7 / -0

They said "installed" not sworn in.

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Redditcanblowme 6 points ago +6 / -0

My dad wanted Obama impeached while we're at it.

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JohnWickParabellum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Democrats do NOT believe that all people are created equal.

Heard everywhere I went in east coast enclaves, especially Boca Raton, Florida... "Those BORN with the GOLD... make the RULES!"

Your grandfather needed to be of noble birth, to have his dying wishes considered.

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GrabLifeByThePussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

My dogs dying wish was to eliminate income taxes and imprison all cats, so we're at a crossroads.

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Shitsbrokeyo 1 point ago +1 / -0

You spelled douche wrong.

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MAGATHREAD 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a Chad move.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well... if you are a leftist, you consider judges to be a higher class of person and more important... unless they are Conservative, then they are dirt.

So, first things first.... we need to label the grandmother so we know what to do.

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

the grandmother was a disabled black lesbian business owner and 'former trump supporter'...

So that's like halfway up the hierarchy of victimhood. Possibly higher than Dem Supreme court Justice.

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coinneach007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well now since the constitution doesn't mention being "installed" I officially install GEOTUS and President of the United States Donald J Trump installed. See simple, done on time and under budget.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you superglue a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat, it will spin in the air in perpetuity.

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f_bastiat 1 point ago +1 / -0

CAGE MATCH IN HELL! Jk that persons grandma probably went to heaven so she will never see RBG.

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quigonkenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, on the one hand, RBG no doubt had more privilege than his grandmother, but on the other hand, his name is Chad, so...

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Nonredneck4 1 point ago +1 / -0

she looks like nosferatu

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vote Trump. What else can you do cuck.

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Jsa9 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a Chad

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BasedCEO 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was also george Floyd’s dying wish

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snowflaketears 1 point ago +1 / -0

My Uncles dying wish was to have anyone promoting Communism to be executed in the street, why is nobody respecting his wishes?

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DadliestWarrior 1 point ago +1 / -0

She was a satanic pot belly goblin.