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xcvi 175 points ago +176 / -1

I think Chris Rock had a skit on this in the 90's. Still true today.

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Midwestknowsbest 56 points ago +56 / -0

Holy shit this is great!

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WalkFastGoHome 19 points ago +19 / -0

We had to have a diversity training seminar at my work because my manager acted out this skit. He could not fathom why it was happening. It was really embarrassing.

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Brulz_Lulz 19 points ago +19 / -0

How's good ole Michael Scott doing these days?

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NonyaDB 11 points ago +11 / -0

Heh. Reminds me of the DoD-mandated "sexual harassment training" pretty much every soldier has to go through.
I'd always enter the theater for this training yelling out "hey, is this where we learn new tricks to pick up chicks?"
Mind you, a lot of this was before the days of smartphones so we were bored out of our fucking skulls the whole time.
Without these mandated training sessions then SJWs with gender studies degrees wouldn't have any jobs.
It is literally a federal jobs program for Karens.
One thing I did notice in my 20-year run with DoD both in and out of uniform overseas was that the majority of "sexual assaults" wherever I was stationed was almost always committed by support folks and not the combat arms line troops (infantry, tankers, scouts, etc.).
Basically, if a unit had even a single female in it a sexual harassment complaint would eventually get filed.
Since your regular tank company has zero females in it or attached to it, never saw one there.
It was always the BDE/DIV HQs and support battalions that had these issues.

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Jeffersonian_Man 5 points ago +5 / -0

As someone who was in a support MOS, it's cause command doesn't have much better to do.

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NonyaDB 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, the Clinton Administration really neutered support commands by reducing their budget so much the first thing that went was combat training (rifle/pistol ranges, basic infantry training, etc.) and by the time Bush came around post-9/11 and tried to reverse it, it was too late.
The laziness had already set in.
The entire time I was on tanks not once - NOT ONCE - did we ever set foot in a gym for anything other pre and post deployment processing.
All we did was sit-ups, push-ups, and run our asses off outside - rain, shine, or snow. In El Paso we'd either run up the side of the mountain there or run deep into the desert and back.
In Germany we'd run through the fields and around the entire town.
Then after PT we'd lift heavy shit all day long because there's nothing light on an M1A1 Heavy tank.
It's all right there in the name - HEAVY.
You wanna get your swole on 24/7/365 in the Army? Don't be over 6' tall and go Armor Branch.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yet the skit says more than all diversity training combined

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callaway86 38 points ago +38 / -0

WOW, this aged well!

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Bullet3250 27 points ago +27 / -0

It's excellent...

Should be required viewing for all 10th graders....

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KekistanPM 21 points ago +21 / -0

It should be required viewing for half the people in my city!

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yehehdh 4 points ago +4 / -0

for any artistic peds out there I want to make a comic. I wanted to be a picture of a police officer in his uniform sitting on a chair with a liberal protester over his knee spanking them

Caption: spoiled kids need to be spanked

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FreedomCrayon 24 points ago +24 / -0

I miss when comedy was funny like this lol

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dingdongbob 10 points ago +10 / -0

A time where shit actually made sense and the media wasn't blatantly pushing SJW bullshit.

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allowed2speak 8 points ago +8 / -0

Holy shit I forgot all about this, literally the most RELEVANT. VIDEO. TODAY.

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DeltaTango 34 points ago +34 / -0

Ah, Chris Rock, noted white supremacist and neo-Nazi. Sad!

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AlphaNathan 19 points ago +19 / -0

His skit on pharmaceutical companies red pilled me when I was a youngin

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TheMemoryHole 8 points ago +8 / -0

His Niggaz vs Black people really influenced me way back.

Black people vs Niggaz

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formerlibtard 3 points ago +4 / -1

Should be noted that this is valid for any race.

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NvJohansson 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's not that fucking complicated. You get pulled over, take off your sunglasses, turn off your radio, make sure your window is down before the cop gets there. Keep both hands on the wheel. Say hello officer my permit and registration is in my glove compartment do you mind if I go reach for it? If he says yes , smile and say what laws have I broken. He'll tell you, you can debate it or not but either way you won't get shot. It's not that fucking complicated, seriously.

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Willholbert09 10 points ago +10 / -0

it's complicated when you are a career criminal who hates police and one conviction away from a 10+ year sentence.

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Eurpoean 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup. Always inform the officer of what you intend to do and get his confirmation to do it. Don't just start reaching for wherever your license and registration is.

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially when l drive my wifes car sometimes and she plays musical chairs with her damned papers. Glove compartment? Nope, sun visor this times? Nope, change holder? Cup holder? Nope, Nope...oh look, CD compartment this time... dammit, how hard is it to pick a spot and leave them there?

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Crimson_Flameboi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or make sure you have it in your hand before he even reaches your window.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

We'll, I've seen some cops pull up to a window while the driver was still bustling through his glove compartment or reaching in their jackets, some cops aren't big on that... l even suggest turning the cabin light on at night, makes everyone more at ease. Ref: cop cousin.

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Cheesecakecrush 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its still so relevant, and importantly still funny. Funny helps the message stick.

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MAGA_dev 117 points ago +118 / -1

Missing another crucial step:

  • Do not swallow lethal doses of Fentanyl or any other drug
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DixMcCoy 28 points ago +28 / -0

That didn't get someone shot, but it basically caused what amounted to their suicide.

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MAGA_dev 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ahh yeah good point, I glossed over the post, thanks

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DixMcCoy 7 points ago +7 / -0

No big deal, it's a semantic point, but was caused the deceased to swallow or ditch the drugs was a Police Encounter ™ and deceased broke infographic rule #1 of follow the law.

Was it ever disclosed how many bags were found on his person? Probably the deceased had an intent to distribute or was a middleman for a sale.

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ProphetOfKek 12 points ago +12 / -0

Make sure your hoopin’ means basketball.

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artisanalrusticmemes [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I had that on there, but deleted it since I figured it would fit under the "Don't Act Crazy" heading.

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Long_time_lurker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn't it part of rule 1 as well? Don't break the law...

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GasStationBurrito 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also never go full retard.

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DeltaTango 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah man, you don't want people to have any fun!

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hillaryprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep your clothes on when it's below freezing and snowing outside. Kinda helps you not die.

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MythArcana 67 points ago +67 / -0 (edited)

Now post this on Reddit. We already do all this shit.

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OlDirtyBarrister 23 points ago +23 / -0

Should be on billboards

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DixMcCoy 14 points ago +14 / -0

On TV there are some commercials about being kind, one features a young guy giving his seat on the bus or subway to an old lady. The premise is silly but...

This infographic needs to be turned into similiar commericals for the idiots. Buy slots on BET and MTV. Keep pepe mascot.

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RegularAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

None of the big networks would ever air those. Like the daniel defense commercial for the super bowl

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Thrasymachus 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'd be surprised--or perhaps not--what sort of behavior suggestions need to be put on billboards in certain circumstances.

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spezisacuckold 8 points ago +8 / -0

We really need to just start brigading the ever-loving fuck out of that communist shithole. Who the fuck cares about reddit karma. I just started this past week. My latest comment is sitting at a healthy -137. (:

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stevehuffmansbull 7 points ago +7 / -0

ThAz RaSiSsSsSsSsSsSs

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artisanalrusticmemes [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Okay, but what sub-reddit?

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zabbers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes.

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youngbosnia 2 points ago +2 / -0

BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T GIVE THEM THE RIGHT TO KILL SOMEONE LSKGNNJSK

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FreedomCrayon 50 points ago +50 / -0

Instructions unclear: ran at cops with weapon and got shot.

Send riots plz

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KekProphet 18 points ago +18 / -0

& a multi-million dollar GoFundMe for your family

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Midwestknowsbest 11 points ago +11 / -0

Harris: "I am so proud of you."

BLM: JUSTICE FOR FREEDOMCRAYON! SAY HIS NAME!!!

Obama: "If I had a kid, he would look just like Freedomcrayon."

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FreedomCrayon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thank you, thank you. I was going to be a space lawyer doctor before systemic racism shot me.

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stevehuffmansbull 4 points ago +4 / -0

CNN: BLACK TODDLER SLAUGHTERED WHILE TAKING NAP AT DAYCARE BY DONALD TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IAbsolutelyDare 44 points ago +44 / -0

If we put this up in urban schools, think how many lives we'd save.

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Trumperette1 39 points ago +39 / -0

It would only work if they teach them to read.

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UncleUncle 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ah! Their plan is revealed! If they can't read then our memes are far less effective!

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Miasmo 27 points ago +27 / -0

Should I quickly consume the rest of the fentanyl I have on me?

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lifeisahologram 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes. In one gulp.

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GasStationBurrito 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, George.

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dingocaloocan 1 point ago +1 / -0

did that actually happen?

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lifeisahologram 15 points ago +15 / -0

“Make your legs not move”

😂

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Idym 8 points ago +8 / -0

also my favorite part. That, and the picture for don't act crazy hahah

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Haitianbychoice360 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keep your clothes on! This is key :D

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The_Real_Jameson 11 points ago +12 / -1

The fact that literally 99.9% of all officer involved shootings would be prevented by literally following the above, proves that cops aren't the problem.

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AlohaSnackbar 8 points ago +8 / -0

They keep arresting people for self defense, opening gyms, opening salons, not wearing masks outside, and fellow officers for clear self defense and I won't be supporting them much longer.

If they're doing all that "just following orders" then how long before the ovens get fired [email protected]

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jsmith81 8 points ago +8 / -0

What about Daniel Shaver? He followed all of these, and he still got executed.

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jsmith81 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was freed, then re-hired temporarily so that he could apply for a life-time pension of $31k per year of your tax money, because he executed an innocent unarmed guy laying on the ground.

What he SHOULD be doing, is sitting in prison and doing prison labor, making money for the country and being punished for what he did. Instead he's going to be a leech for the rest of his life, making the country just a little bit worse.

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Mexicola1976 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oof. Nice shitpost.

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jsmith81 0 points ago +2 / -2

I'm talking about the dude who was laying on the ground unarmed crying in a hotel hallway, complying with everything the officer asked him to do, only to get randomly executed.

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jsmith81 -1 points ago +1 / -2

There's literal video evidence of it you fuckin chromosome billionaire.

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jsmith81 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop acting like BLM.

You're the one acting like BLM, you're basically suggesting banning guns. Letting police execute anybody because "they didn't know he was unarmed" is literally the same as banning guns.

Go back to r/SandersForPresident, comrade.

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SauronWasFramed 8 points ago +8 / -0

The only time this didn’t work was when a caregiver was lying in the ground with his hands up and an Orlando Police shot him for no apparent reason. The caregiver’s ward was playing with a toy on the side of the road. The caregiver, Freddrick Douglas, got shot.

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Endlessmanager 8 points ago +8 / -0

Got my dick stuck in a chainsaw on step one. I'm not good at this.

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cheaper than going to Thailand.

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JackIsALarp 7 points ago +8 / -1

Step 5: Vote against No Knockin' Surprise Gun Parties

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Miserable_company 1 point ago +2 / -1

If police had actually followed the no-knock, BT would probably be alive, but they knocked and the druggie inside started shooting blindly.

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BunnyPicnic 7 points ago +8 / -1

This is a true story. Two years ago, a few days before Thanksgiving, I went to a neighboring city to buy some weed from a buddy. It was like 8am, on a Saturday. I buy an 8th, be a dumbass and just put it in center console. Three intersections later, I get pulled over for failing to signal. I'm pretty sure I signaled, but whatever. I'm pretty nervous, because you can smell weed through 4 plastic baggies. Cop asks for my registration and license. I give it to him and he goes to his car, obviously smells weed, and calls for backup. Do you want to know how I responded? When b the officer came back to my window, he said I need you to get out of the car, I smell weed. I told him exactly where it was, let him search my car, and had a nice conversation with the other office after they patted me down. Seeing that I don't have any type of record, they took the weed and said they better not catch me again.

Was the reason I wasn't shot because of my whiteness? Or because I respected the officers and was honest?

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +4 / -1

The only good thing about being in CA is those cops would let you go with your weed

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BunnyPicnic 2 points ago +3 / -1

Luckily I was in a suburb of Kansas City. Anywhere else outside the kc metro and lawrence, I'd probably been arrested honestly.

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jackasskicker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Beautiful.

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Ebbie8708 5 points ago +5 / -0

It amazes me that people forget that LOE have the same damn right to defend themselves like every American. Hell, they have more restraint if anything because think of all the shit they have to to put up with.

You any of you not shoot a some drugged out naked guy coming at you with a knife if you were armed? Heck, one guy said he had a gun by his shitter just in case a motherfucker would try him.

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol most of us don't have the same rights/ priveliges they do. I am aware they are losing the right to self defense but now they know how people living under Democrat control feel like.

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +2 / -1

I know exactly how you feel. But I don't take alot of joy in this. It sucks. I want law and order. But I also want my constitutional rights respected. I know there's alot of dicks with badges but many of them are also against those laws too. And many will turn blind eyes and have lack enforcement if they feel something is political. Also it's the culture of the dept. Like look at what Seattle or Portland does vs oklahoma where they're slapping rioters with million dollar bails. I think the ATF should just be abolished completely. But we all know we need the local enforcement as well as a larger agency with investigative power to go after the real bad guys you can't just find out on "the streets". But I want heavy accountability and transparency which we probably will never get from the deep state.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're absolutely right. I'm not cutting them any slack anymore. I've noticed I feel alot more indifferent to them being targeted as of lately. Maybe if they did more to protect my rights from leftist thugs (in office and on the streets) they'd get more sympathy from me.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just mean watch how you get treated by the courts if you have to use deadly force to defend yourself vs an LEO. You and I aren't getting paid time off. We will lose our jobs and tens of not hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal costs.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes but I still don't agree with Ebbie's original comment about an LEO having the same right to self defense that I do. The county I'm in right now doesn't even give citizens a CCW permit unless you're a politician or a relative of the Sheriff. And it's the most populated county in our country.

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe in that too one hundred percent. I'm just complaining because that right is being chipped away at whether you're LEO or civilian.

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claytonVotesDonald 5 points ago +5 / -0

Love this.

Make this same meme without Pepe and normies will share it all over Facebook.

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artisanalrusticmemes [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good idea.

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StarGirl 4 points ago +4 / -0

In other words COMPLY.

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simpson5774 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish I still lived in a big city, I would figure out a way to make this in black and white and troll post these throughout the city. Maybe people just don't know and this would really help everyone out.

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GoldwaterVoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Billboards on all USPS, UPS, and FedEx trucks, and roof-top neon signs on all ... dare I say it ... POLICE CRUISERS!!!

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jeffreyepstein 4 points ago +4 / -0

‘Make your legs not move’ Most underrated advice fall 2020

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Patriots_Spike 4 points ago +4 / -0

Am white and have been held at gunpoint on two separate occasions by the police. One for having a taillight out. The other because I didn't come to a complete stop at a stop sign. Officers got out of the car and approached with weapons pointed at me for these simple things so I'm not a big fan of the police myself. I had my concealed weapon on me and informed the cops and just did what they said. Only got verbal warnings and no bullets in me.

10/10 would recommend doing what they say.

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Ekgamut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also known as common sense.

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yeahbuddyFspez 3 points ago +3 / -0

For real. I post basically this in response to the "they huntin' us folk" bullshit on Twitter.

Nobody ever responds. That's fine, I know I'm right anyhow. Just stay chill when the cops approach you and follow directions, calmly. It's very easy not to have an incident or get killed, y'know.

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democritus-prime 3 points ago +3 / -0

So easy a "protestor" could do it

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roscoeSteele 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Instructions unclear - reached in waistband for gun and am now ded

No justice no peace burn everything down in my memory I dindunuffin

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Yutrahkill 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL this info graphic would probably save more black lives than the actual black lives matter movement. Seriously maybe we should start classes on how to behave when interacting with police officers

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DeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

So many rules! How am I supposed to remember all this?!

/s

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NotoriousCrux 3 points ago +3 / -0

Funny how some people need to be reminded NOT TO BREAK THE LAW

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PanderjitSingh 1 point ago +1 / -0

What can they do other than crime? Pay attention in school? Work hard?

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ThirteenPercenter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I taught this to my kids years ago. Common sense, at least for the non retarded. Sadly the radical left is retarded.

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f_bastiat 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only time I have ever seen a video of someone killed after following all those rules was that white guy in the hotel in I think nevada where he was crawling down the hall and that cop murdered him. He was white though so no one cared.

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f_bastiat 2 points ago +2 / -0

A pellet gun but yeah no way to tell from the ground. Doesn't excuse murdering him, he didn't hurt or intend to hurt anyone by doing what he did, and he definitely didn't have a weapon in his hand when they were barking conflicting commands at him as he crawled across the floor begging not to be killed. That was police brutality but no one cared and the officer got to retire with a monthly paycheck from PTSD due to a situation he created, while the dead guys family had to bury him. It was fucked up.

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f_bastiat 3 points ago +3 / -0

What he did was not illegal, no one was harmed, no intent to harm was there, it was an understandable misunderstanding and should have been resolved in a way that he wasn't murdered. We've all seen the footage, this isn't some BLM horse shit, this was a cop who fucked up royally and walked away with a lifetime paycheck for it. It was one cop who did that, if I approached it like a BLM activist I would have said all cops are guilty. You believe that was a justified shooting?

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f_bastiat 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you do believe it was a justified shooting, got it. We can agree to disagree, have a blessed night.

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Rvnyx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bad choices have consequences? Weird

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SlumberBalu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well low IQ morons don't follow the law, you think the will follow this guide?

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mygovisacommie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't swallow any drugs

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 2 points ago +2 / -0

Instructions unclear got 5 stars and 3 Abraham Tanks are after me.

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KremlinBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

B-b-but folx wouldn't get shot by police if there were no police. Checkmate law and order Drumpfers!

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Blurpy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Common sense is a very uncommon thing.

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dingocaloocan 2 points ago +2 / -0

we do need to reform parole laws and drug laws

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Pretense 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm white. my father taught me as a kid before I got my license what to do in the event of being pulled over. Pull over to the far side of the road for both yourself and the officer's protection. Put your car in park and turn off the vehicle (I even do it on a hot Arizona summers day). Roll down both your driver's side and passengers side window. Put both hands on the steering wheel where the officer can see them. Don't do anything else until instructed.

Be polite, be honest. When asked if you know why you were pulled over, if you know you were speeding just say yeah I was going a little fast, or whatever. Being honest has gotten me out of far more tickets than acting ignorant. My very Mexican girlfriend followed these instructions I told her when she was pulled over recently for going 20 over the speed limit. She was let off with a warning. I told her "how about that white privilege?" She had asked me if I thought it was White privilege when I got let off with a warning the other day.

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kaseius1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just shout "black lives matter!" They'll leave you alone.

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LikeAWombatScorned 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love the Acting Crazy Pepe! "NO WEAPONS" should have a caveat... most Pedes should have a legal concealed carry weapon if they can. Follow the laws in your state. E.g. some states require you to notify the officer. I find it's easiest just to hand them your concealed carry permit with your license.

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FeralDaigoro 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would start posting these downtown but there are too many words for them to be effective.

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PanderjitSingh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe police just need to accept a high level of crime & violence from the urban youth and mind their own business.

It’s their culture.

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Dallasguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

But how do I win the ghetto lottery if I don't get shot?

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bearhammer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saved to "informative." Thanks Pepe!

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NYCforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump really needs officer tatum or young pharaoh to make a public service announcement with this plus the FACTS ~13 deaths per 100 million police stops. Follow the rules folks.

Oh except for the fact fucking Go Fund Me will give your family 2-5 million dollars if you commit a crime and resist arrest and get killed in the process. So there’s literally no incentive to follow the law.

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AngryAsian 2 points ago +2 / -0

This simple pamphlet would do more to stop the FEW blacks from getting shot by the police than almost anything else, we MUST hand this out in the ghetto immediately!

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realPhantomFuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've literally been stopped by six different agencies in three different states

Always been polite, hands at 10 and 2, dome lights on, ask the officer if I can move over to grab my documents

Never received a ticket! Funny how that works

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