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NoStumpoElTrumpo 170 points ago +170 / -0

Nobody spirals into self-destroying depression quite like liberals

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DisbandTheCIA 15 points ago +15 / -0

Not too surprising given their obsession with inadequacy.

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GreatHumungous 2 points ago +2 / -0

And daddy issues.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 11 points ago +11 / -0

Living memes.

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eddieblasphemy 124 points ago +124 / -0

That woman probably kept her cats up all night with her chidish whining

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tombombadil 99 points ago +99 / -0

My God they are SO obsessed with their ability to get abortions. It’s fucking creepy. They’re literally crying about it. Just shut your fucking legs for once and you’ll find yourself a decent guy that will actually have to earn your trust before having sex with you.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 66 points ago +66 / -0

Not only clawing to maintain their abortions, but RBG was also an ardent supporter of lowering the age on consent to 12.

If democrats aren't killing kids, they're trying to fuck them.

I can't wait until abortions are criminalized in all 50 states.

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PropagandaWizard1984 41 points ago +41 / -0

I concur, baby murder and pedophilia are wrong.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 25 points ago +25 / -0

Careful, opinions like that will get you banned from Facebook and Twitter.

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PropagandaWizard1984 17 points ago +17 / -0

They can't ban someone who's already banned.

EddieMurphyThinking.jpg

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IllKissYourBoobies 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lol. That's not Eddie Murphy.

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Grady_Wilson 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's not actually Eddie Murphy, but I know what you mean, Pede!

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glow-operator-2-0 13 points ago +13 / -0

RBG was also an ardent supporter of lowering the age on consent to 12.

Hahahahaha, what?! Oh wait, you're serious! Let me laugh even harder 🤣

Goddamn. No wonder shit like Cuties hot the green light to be made (even though it's in France)

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Red_Turtle 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm new to almost all of this. I haven't looked deeply into RBG's background to know what her stances were other than Roe v Wade. After a DDG search, all I got were "fact checking" sites saying the age of consent comment is false and of course there wasn't an article with the original claim. When/where did she first say this? I feel it's an important detail that shouldn't be overlooked, but I can't find original source material supporting it.

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powershellder 7 points ago +7 / -0

SEX BIAS IN THE U.S. CODE,” REPORT FOR THE U.S. COMMISSION ON CIVIL RIGHTS, APRIL 1977, P. 102, QUOTED IN “RUTH BADER GINSBURG’S FEMINIST WORLD VIEW,” THE PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY REPORT, VOL. 26, NO. 12, SECTION 1, P. 3. THE PARAGRAPH (FROM THE GINSBURG REPORT) READS AS FOLLOWS: “‘ELIMINATE THE PHRASE “CARNAL KNOWLEDGE OF ANY FEMALE, NOT HIS WIFE, WHO HAS NOT ATTAINED THE AGE OF 16 YEARS” AND SUBSTITUTE A FEDERAL, SEX-NEUTRAL DEFINITION OF THE OFFENSE. … A PERSON IS GUILTY OF AN OFFENSE IF HE ENGAGES IN A SEXUAL ACT WITH ANOTHER PERSON. … [AND] THE OTHER PERSON IS, IN FACT, LESS THAN 12 YEARS OLD.'”

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Red_Turtle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ouch. That's pretty blatant then. Thanks for that.

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Grady_Wilson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I had more than one Up-Trump to give you for this statement.

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TheMutualist 31 points ago +31 / -0

Overturning Roe v Wade wouldn't even ban abortion in most states. It would just return to the tenth amendment. These people are unhinged

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tombombadil 20 points ago +20 / -0

Which would be great. All I want to do is live in a state where my taxes are not funding the execution of innocent human life. Is that too much to ask?

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FireannDireach 10 points ago +10 / -0

Been saying that for years, it would go back to being a State's Rights issue, and each state would then decide on it. CA of course, would still allow it. And then there'd be a hurricane of whining about the INCONVENIEEEEEEENCE of having to go to another state to kill their babies.

Feminists have indoctrinated if not outright radicalized women into thinking their right to terminate a life is the only thing that defines them as women, that if Roe Vs. Wade is overturned, in that exact instance they'd have chains slapped on them, they'd lose their jobs, ability to vote, ability to drive, and every other right they have. It's nonsense.

And god forbid you talk about birth control and abstinence as a method to not NEED abortion. You know what's more powerful than Roe Vs. Wade? BLOW JOBS.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 20 points ago +20 / -0

It's the ultimate hill for them to die on. If they can legally murder babies for being inconvenient, there's nothing that's off limits.

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MrAlwaysRight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alcohol makes birth control less effective. They're panicking that they might have to have some responsibility.

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Global_Tornado 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liberal beta-mail feminists are all rapists. They literally can't find a good man.

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SunnyDisposition 1 point ago +1 / -0

Moloch demands the sacrifices before he will grant wealth and fame.

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Christineblaseyford 8 points ago +8 / -0

That was good

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eddieblasphemy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Indelibly good?

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JonnyB 5 points ago +5 / -0

Today was a good day.

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gawd-emperor 3 points ago +3 / -0

One thing leftards don't understand is that Obama did nominate, senate did not vote so everything was according to the book. To install sc judge u need either pres and senate or bipartisanship, well they lacked both

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_-Th0r-_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Having a bad day?

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beta-detector 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a woman?

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redgreenyellowblu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like a troll doll version of Richard Gere.

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

She has more testosterone than the cuck interviewing her.

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I_Keep_Forgetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that a woman or is it a man?

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NautiFella 50 points ago +55 / -5

As a cat person, I must ask what makes you think any self-respecting cat would have anything to do with either of them?

The wino just screams purse dog. (dogs have much lower standards)

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msean3231 [S] 43 points ago +43 / -0

LOL. For the record I like cats and grew up with them. The purse dog people are definitely in a class all their own. They can’t handle the aloofness of cats and they abuse the unconditional loyalty of dogs.

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NautiFella 28 points ago +28 / -0

I like to believe that the little dogs get back at them by pooping in the purses.

I've been close enough to a few to know I am not completely wrong.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 25 points ago +25 / -0

It's the conversations like this that make life at TD an absolute joy!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Haitianbychoice360 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yup. That's why I come here 😁

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fumbl3 8 points ago +8 / -0

Coffee and thedonald.win everyday, the best!

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LesboPregnancyScare 14 points ago +14 / -0

they abuse the unconditional loyalty of dogs.

the sister of an ex of mine had a little shit purse poodle that she did not train at all. he used to piss on everything, hump larger dogs faces, bark all the time, destroy everything. She would take him to parties and leave him in the room people left their coats, leave him in the car, carry him around in her purse to establishments he shouldnt have been but with a coat covering him, leave him alone and go out for the whole day, in all abuse the crap out of him. but the dog loved her because she rescued him.

And I have to say about cats, if you find out what the cat in particular likes, and do it, the cat will love you too. Cats dont tolerate things they dont like just because you feed and house them. That is the difference. And why some people dont like cats, they want the unconditional love without having to earn it.

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tombombadil 11 points ago +12 / -1 (edited)

Cats are dope. You just rub their feet in the litter box when you first bring them into your home and they automatically know that that is where they will do their business. Plus they don’t feel the need to burden you every time you get up and go somewhere in the house and they don’t make you feel guilty every time you leave the house.

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LesboPregnancyScare 9 points ago +9 / -0

Plus they don’t feel the need to burden you every time you get up and go somewhere in the house

some do. my parents cats would follow you around everywhere.

and they don’t make you feel guilty every time you leave the house.

one of my parents cats used to get mad if you left for a few days. He would show you that he was mad by not interacting with you but still want to be in the same room as you. Of course it would stop after a few hours, but he wanted to let you know he didnt like it.

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tombombadil 5 points ago +6 / -1

I meant leaving your cat home while you go to your 9-5 job, not leaving your cat for a few days!! If you do that you need to get a sitter to come in and feed them, clean the litter boxes and play with them for a while.

I might be biased about the following around thing because my cats growing up always had the ability to go outside, plus our house was above average size. Another thing that I’ve noticed that helps cats not be bothersome is if you get two cats from the same litter. My brother did that and despite them having a small condo, the two cats entertain each other all day and don’t bother you unless they need food or want to sleep on your warm body. They have to be from the same litter though or else they’ll be all territorial and fight whenever they get near each other.

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LesboPregnancyScare 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you do that you need to get a sitter to come in and feed them, clean the litter boxes and play with them for a while.

yes they would get sitters, but one cat would still let them know he didnt like it, even if he was happy to see them return.

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol that’s pretty funny. Kinda cute in a way. My cats are always happy when I return from a vacation, but never show anger. Or at least I don’t notice it.

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Scooby721 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahaha, my cat does the same thing. When I'm gone for a few days, I get the kitty cold shoulder for about an hour when I get back home. After that hour, she's back to snuggling up to me.

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ntvl 5 points ago +5 / -0

My old cat was like that too, so funny

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ntvl 4 points ago +4 / -0

We’re about to get a kitten, can you tell me how this rub feet thing works?

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tombombadil 7 points ago +8 / -1

Sure. You need to have a litter box ready when you get your kitten. Fill it with kitty litter before you take the cat home. When you bring your kitty home, you place them in the litter box on top of the litter, pick up one of their front paws and use their paw to push some of the litter. That’s literally it. It takes less than 10 seconds and they will know from then onward that that is where they will poop and pee.

I’ve had 4 cats in my life that we got when they were kittens and this has never failed. They have an instinct to bury their waste, and the litter box is basically the only place they can thoroughly bury it in a typical home. You just have to make sure that it’s in a location that the cat will always have access to. If you live in a pretty big house you might want to have more than one litter box. Also be sure to scoop out their litter at least once every other day.

Let me know if you have any other questions.

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Liberty4All 6 points ago +7 / -1

Great advice.

To which I would add that some cats are pickier than others about litter box cleanliness. If you let the box get too dirty, they will use another place as a protest.

Don't be lazy about cleaning the litter box and you won't have a problem. Cats are extremely faithful about litter box use unless very sick/frail or suffering from intense anxiety.

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tombombadil 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yup. The more you clean it the better. Plus they will get UTI’s if their litter box is too dirty.

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LadyOfLorien 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hijacking your thread to tell you I love your username. The older I get, the more I love Tom Bombadil and Goldberry.

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yours is pretty sweet too 😘🧝🏻‍♀️🧙‍♂️

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incogneato 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not to mention Tim Benzedrine and Hashberry. If you've never read Bored of the Rings by the National Lampoon and need a laugh - that one just about killed me.

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +3 / -1

If you can afford the Breeze system is fantastic for odor control and prevents cats from tracking litter everywhere. It separates the liquids from solids, which is where the smell comes from. Im sure there is an alternative out there or you can make your own, but it is a great system especially if you do not have the room to isolate the box.

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ScreamingEagle1776 1 point ago +2 / -1

I highly recommend the litter-robot. It’s expensive, but it’s amazing. I have had it for 8 months and it’s the best thing I ever bought!

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Conundrumcat 3 points ago +3 / -0

MEOW!

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Haitianbychoice360 3 points ago +3 / -0

Upvote for the hilarious username. You gave me a good chuckle :D

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

name checks out

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PropagandaWizard1984 4 points ago +5 / -1

Cats are terrorists, dogs attack terrorists in defense of the nation.

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kish-kumen 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

IMO, cat's are kind of the original individualists.

They're like, "Fuck you, we do our own thing."

Most cats are self-respecting, and they don't give a shit what their humans do. Because the cats know they are above all of that.

As Kipling wrote, "I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me."

Trump is like a big cat, like the jaguar or tiger. Goes where he wants. Does what he wants. Don't get in his way or he'll fuck you up. I'd say he's like the lion, but that comparison is reserved for Ted Cruz.

The little cats in your house? They're like mini-GEOTUSs. George Carlin said it best: if a cat does something embarrassing, that cat will look at you as if to say, "I MEANT to do that."

My cat, he's a fat fuck. I feed him because he's awesome, doesn't bite when I pet him, and he makes me laugh. One time, i was making fun of him and joking that he was too corpulent to catch mice and rodents, let alone birds. The VERY next day, he dragged a freshly killed bird into our house. A very direct way to say "Fuck you, I'm a badass." Bastard understands English, let me tell you.

Dogs, they hardly have standards at all. I love my dog. He's loyal. But he's nasty motherfucker. Doesn't care to stay clean, would probably eat a turd off the grass if I let him, gets into shit and then acts guilty as hell.

Cats, they are above standards. You don't own a cat. THEY tolerate YOU, not the other way around.

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NautiFella 4 points ago +4 / -0

EXTRA POINTS You quoted Kipling.

I am down to one now. My Bubba died last summer just a few days after his 17th birthday. My girl is upstairs practicing spatial-geometry by taking up enough of a queen size bed that I have no room. Impressive skill for a 12 pound cat. She is 18, nearly blind and still independent as hell.

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msean3231 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That confidence they have is what makes it irresistibly funny when they do screw up from time to time. Especially since they know it too. With the cats we had growing up it was usually when they misjudged a jump and crashed into something. I think George Carlin did a routine on this.

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anduriliamfotw 6 points ago +7 / -1

im a cat person, but only 1-2. they can take care of themselves while im out working

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NautiFella 9 points ago +10 / -1

That's why I picked cats when I was a road warrior... self sustaining, mildly social...like me.

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mugatucrazypills 5 points ago +5 / -0

it's not like the cat gets to choose to be adopted by your lesbian aunt who already has 12

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NautiFella 5 points ago +5 / -0

But they can choose to leave. If you know somebody that has a cat, watch what they do when they see an open door. They either ignore it or run to freedom. Mine ignore it

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anduriliamfotw 4 points ago +5 / -1

ROFL! purse dog hahahahaha

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MagyarLadyPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cats dont love you. Dont kid yourself. "Feed me, then leave me the fuck alone" is a cat.

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Global_Tornado 3 points ago +3 / -0

I doubt that person is qualified to care for any living animal.

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NautiFella 2 points ago +2 / -0

Judging by her choice of a water goblet for a wine glass, it may not be fit to take care of itself. I bet it's box wine too.

Oops, my California is showing

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Redpill-notCommieRed 26 points ago +26 / -0

The melt downs these people will have will be epic.

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Global_Tornado 2 points ago +2 / -0

They've been melting down all year. You haven't noticed all the city and forest fires they've caused?

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OrangeElvis 20 points ago +20 / -0

Drinking wine from a pint glass? I like the cut of her jib. F wine glasses top heavy and don't hold enough - as if I want to be getting up and down sloshing and spilling my box wine everywhere.

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murderhornet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cut of her jib. Lol

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No_More_BS_01 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's an optical illusion, that ain't no pint glass. Trust me, I was hoping it was one.

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Global_Tornado 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just take the plastic bladder out of the wine box.

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OrangeElvis 5 points ago +5 / -0

I do. When its empty, I blow it up and use it for a pillow.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 17 points ago +17 / -0

RIP to the 3 boxes of wine she killed!

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deplorablepatriot 13 points ago +13 / -0

LoL - watch the video shes cries!

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No_More_BS_01 13 points ago +13 / -0

I could get a good look at steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.

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Hempbeard 7 points ago +7 / -0

I did that before and laughed about it.

Pretty sure that's why I lost my job.

One of the best decisions of my life. Was going to lose that job at the end of July (2020) anyway, so I left it on my terms.

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FUDGEreddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean, I'm kinda for making drinking on the job a thing again.

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katsumi27 5 points ago +5 / -0

What fucking fools. You know it was planned to swig her “wine”.

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catvideos3 5 points ago +6 / -1

What’s wrong with cats, motherfucker?

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msean3231 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

User name checks out. I like cats, grew up with them and would have one now if one of my kids wasn't allergic and wife doesn't want one. The gist of the thread and comments has been that wacky people abuse the various traits of their pets. Crazy lonely people tend to accumulate cats for their own emotional reasons and selfish people abuse the unconditional love and loyalty of dogs.

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catvideos3 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh. Ok.

My cats are the two that hate communism as much as I do where I live.

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_Sully_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I understand the right's glee when it comes to the now open seat but I really don't understand the doom and gloom from the left. RBG may have helped with pro-abortion stuff but really her dissents were total trash and whimsical nonsense. I don't understand why they want abortion so bad. It's not that hard to avoid getting pregnant. Besides I seriously doubt there will be an overturning of Roe v Wade in the near future. It's a bullshit decision that doesn't even legalize abortion. If Roe v Wade allowed abortion on demand then you can just come up with anything to allow it to continue. I just want SCOTUS to get out of the landmark decision business. It needs to go back to it's original purpose of interpreting the constitution and not being used to codify nonsense legislation.

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msean3231 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

The big problem is getting the Congress to do their jobs and do it with solemnity and integrity. Both sides run and hide and abdicate their authority, but since they're the highest legislative body it's hard to think of a way to force them to do their jobs and do them well.

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MrsHBarker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why is it supposedly cool to get wine hammered at 10 am but if I open a stout I have a problem? Drunk is drunk no matter what you drink. Nothing says 'classy broad' like red wine teeth, smeared eyeliner & heels in your hand. Skanks.

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brokemyknife 3 points ago +3 / -0

That wallpaper is hideous. The only thing she should be burning down is that room.

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Greatest_adventure 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dem histrionics have just ramped up.

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WhiteLash 3 points ago +3 / -0

Liberals the party of non-stop misery.

They only attract degenerates.

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MAGAmillionairess 3 points ago +3 / -0

For a second, I thought her name was "Melissa Traister Swigs Wine"... I was like oh that must be one of them fancy elite names.

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FluffiPuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Political THEATRE!

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MemeWarsVet 3 points ago +3 / -0

This timeline...

Praise Kek for allowing us to live in it.

Praise Kek.

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KColl123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, whatever eases your pain. Am I right?

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jeffreyepstein 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haaaa

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ShakeNBake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek!!

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GreatHumungous 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left is totally broken, we did it keks REEEEEEEEE!! The salt must flow!

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TheObelisk 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's a mad lad. I kinda like it.

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Gunmolester 2 points ago +2 / -0

we all know what her favorite wine is

ORANGE MAN BAD!!!!

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grayghost13 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's going to be a tough November for this lady

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Granite_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

They think they're so funny.

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Dgilles111 2 points ago +2 / -0

The whores are sweating bullets from the thought of stretching out their money maker with a baby. Will Matt Lauer still want to fuck me? My benz is already 6 months old and I need a raise 😳

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HistoryInvestigator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who's that person and why should anybody on the left care about them?

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googurt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well... it was rashahana.

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msean3231 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, if she's Jewish probably feeling horrible today after a pint or two of kosher wine* and a belly full of brisket and kugel (portabello mock brisket and quinoa kasha varnishkes if she's vegan).

*like any wine, some of it's very good, some of it can be terrible.

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googurt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had my sip of Manischewitz last night.

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King 2 points ago +2 / -0

Teo nobodies no one has ever heard of before?

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MAGA_4EVER 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is it about Liberals and wanting to kill or fuck children?

I don't get the whole abortion argument.

Sure, I understand in a few very extreme cases why you might want to force a miscarriage (mother's life in danger, child will come out super fucked up and live a life of pain, invest/rape)

But you know, I'm almost not even willing to let liberals have THAT much ground for abortion because of how slippery the fucking slope had been known to become in recent years.

But just killing your baby because you were too lazy to take birth control... Bruh.

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MagnanimousDonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the new meme format, losers.

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EagleRod 2 points ago +2 / -0

😭

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CaptainChrisPBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂🤣😂🤣

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deplorablepatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gonna need more than wine to get through this!

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Wintergreen 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have brought them to the breaking point. Just one more shove..

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RedHawk44 2 points ago +2 / -0

😭😭😭

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will it be sleeping pills, ropes, guns or window ledges?