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SenditDownrange 45 points ago +46 / -1

Recently went to a restaurant and when the pimply-faced asshat pointed his little temperature gun at my forehead, I asked, "How do you calibrate those things?"

He blankly stares at me, points it again at my forehead, pulls the trigger and says, "Like this."

I say, "No, how do you calibrate them, to make sure they're accurate?"

He fucking points it at my head again, pulls the trigger, and says, "Like this."

I say, "How do you know the reading is accurate?"

"Uh..."

His jaw goes slack like he's pondering the enormity of the entire universe, and you can hear the rusty wheels of his mind grinding gears. It was at this point that I realized that this voting age male is the type that would shove a butt plug up his ass if the CDC said covid was spread by farts, and that he's definitely going to be voting Biden. So I just gave up and went to my table. Life's too short...

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Slick_Willy 26 points ago +26 / -0

He did not know what calibrate even means.

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CelesteD 12 points ago +12 / -0

should have Tare him a new one