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Based_Robin_Hood 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Aria DiMezzo, a Libertarian, says she can't phone cops about the incident due to her "f*** the police" slogan, but is determined to find out who trashed her red Mitsubishi convertible and take legal action."

...and that's how Marvel Comic's next masked crimefighter was born.

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675-EVIL 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I'm not involving insurance. And the reason for that is because I would have to involve the police in order to file it. And for obvious reasons, I'm running for Sheriff with a campaign of 'f*** the police'.

Well, at least she stays true to her beliefs. LOL.

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grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wont call the cops, and doesn't want the insurance company involved?

I'll take made up crimes for $300 Alex.

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masculinist [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s very polite of you to use his preferred pronoun

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MindsetRoulette 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even calls out the dumb ass voters for blindly voting for him, never even doing a simple Google, and no one stepped up to run for Sheriff against him.

We get the Country we deserve. They deserve this Sheriff.

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redditadminssuckit 3 points ago +3 / -0

"IT"

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masculinist [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he has to run against the incumbent sheriff in the general election, there’s still hope this fruitcake will lose

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Mr_Man 4 points ago +4 / -0

10 to 1 tranny pulled a Juicy Smellit.

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PinkoPatrol 4 points ago +4 / -0

How did it win a primary when it ran unopposed?

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FuckRioters 3 points ago +3 / -0

I honestly think we should support this person. They may be a little crazy, but they reveal the absurdity of politics and how corruptible it is. Violence against them is not acceptable. As weird as this person may be, I think we should at least give them a chance to do some good ... even if that good is mostly entertainment value.

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Raritat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Supporting mentally impaired is against best judgement.

Also, that is the difference between the right and the left.

Clearly a person did this for shits and giggles. How can we take him seriously if he himself does not.

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OtherwiseSafe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm just going to go out on a limb here and predict that he made it all up.

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masculinist [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

High art, that vandalism, artist should get a prize

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Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

If republicans are this stupid then they deserve what they are voting for.

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IM_A_TRIVIAL_PURSUIT 1 point ago +1 / -0

SATANIST ANARCHIST?

SOMEONE SHOULD USE A MOLOTOV ON IT'S CAR.

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TownesVanCamp 1 point ago +1 / -0

The article says libertarian. They misspelled libertine.