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MindsetRoulette 37 points ago +39 / -2

Ya Barr, We all agree it's terrible... maybe Barr should go tell the Attorney General about all these horrible abuse of civil liberties.

MagaCountry 14 points ago +16 / -2

problem is the lindsay grahams of the world think they're elected or appointed to become tv pundits

HighIQIndividual 4 points ago +4 / -0

<gaylindsayvoice>"Stay tuned"</gaylinsayvoice>

lanre 28 points ago +30 / -2

Teddy Roosevelt (whose statue was just removd btw): "Speak softly and carry a big stick"

Bill "Ruby Ridge" Barr: "Complain loudly and stroke the deep state's stick."

JohnVoight 4 points ago +7 / -3

Lmao! Good one, I may have to use that later if you don’t mind.

DiamondJoeQuimby 0 points ago +1 / -1

*walk softly

attilaaquinas 12 points ago +14 / -2

All the talk in the world don't mean a thing until perps swing. Barr needs to stop talking a prosecute coup plotters.

shipoutofdanger [S] 7 points ago +9 / -2

I can think of a bunch of shit that should happen, too! What a fun game!!!

Toughsky_Shitsky 6 points ago +10 / -4

says should attempt to seek less intrusive means of accomplishing public health goals.

Whoa whoa there, Billy. Don't come down too hard on these attacks on American freedom ...

letrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fine with this. Sucks living in a blue state with bullshit but the longer it goes on the more red pills there are. If Barr jumped came in July and over turned lots of people would be mad at bar.

shipoutofdanger [S] 5 points ago +7 / -2

well let me know when he does jump in and overturn something.

We wouldn't want anyone to get mad at having their Constitutional rights restored too soon.

K-Harbour 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did Barr just pull a Trump?

Wonder if he just invited Thousands of civil rights lawsuits Against individual states and local governments? Thousands that will keep all the excess government lawyers busy for a decade?

42 USC 1983 (originally, The Enforcement Act of 1871)

ex67v 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me thinks you'll be wondering for a long long time.

letrain 4 points ago +4 / -0

I haven't worn a mask yet. And there were several businesses and contractors that ignored the shutdown order.

DashCarlile 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m not a lawyer but...

From my understanding, a lot of the issue with lawsuits is that these people enforce their mask of the beast mandates and even have police do their dirty work sometimes, but they will drop charges or never file to begin with. So there’s not a usual basis for a lawsuit.

Class action might be different, idk.

letrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah in Washington our governors defense when he was sued is that he doesn't do the actual enforcing so he can't be sued for violating rights...and he was forced to admit it's not enforceable and was supposed to announce it but I never saw anything everyone still thinks it's law. Every single law enforcement, city, state, county sheriff, said they aren't going to enforce it.

DashCarlile 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel for ya. I have lots of family in the Portland Vancouver area.

It’s clearly a psy-op at this point and just getting ppl to accept authoritarianism. I don’t get much gruff when I go into stores without a mask (like a normal human being). I find that in the Midwest that most cashiers and others just try to ignore you. This is a great resource for how to deal with a tyrannical shop or biz.


letrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haven't had any masks issues, even at work. Everyone is over it at this point. They will be brave at work where you are actually under threat of fine and repercussions, but no one I work with goes mask less in public. They wear them all the stores and mask their kids because of peer pressure. It's amazing how many comply, haven't seen any freakouts though when people arent, law enforcement said they won't enforce.

DashCarlile 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s good that you haven’t had any incidents. Sucks that those ppl you work with don’t see the bigger picture. God bless fella.

BronzeSovereign 4 points ago +4 / -0

He did say "other than slavery" which seems like an important thing to leave out of the quote.

lanre 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well technically slaves weren't American citizens... That was the whole point of the Dred Scott case. Just because some scummy people imported slaves, didn't make those slaves Americans. The 14th Amendment granted them citizenship.

GingerMinky 4 points ago +6 / -2

The federal government could sue the states to open up; but thank god he sound bites little shit like this.

Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember when he said he’d be investigating governors if they violated the constitutional rights of their citizens? Lol. Annnnny minute now I’m sure.

MountRushLimbaugh 3 points ago +3 / -0

If only sound bites would lock people up for treason

DashCarlile 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big FAT political pacifier!

Slick_Willy 3 points ago +4 / -1


He is swamp.

Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +5 / -2

He is so brave and is just doing such a great job, as evidenced by the nearly endless list of prosecutions he has brought forward that I can't seem to find but some barr white knight will swoop in with it any second now because that list totally exists, right? Not at all like that sessions guy that just did nothing. I mean, surely we can all look at the long, seemingly endless, list of things barr has actually done as evidence that he isn't every fucking bit as useless as sessions, right? Surely somebody has that list?

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WolfMaddow 2 points ago +2 / -0

IT’S Letter Time!!!! He’s calling in Lindsey to help it’s their ass now!

Frosty 2 points ago +4 / -2

What are you gonna do about it asshole? It has been 6 months.

bakuuu 1 point ago +3 / -2

Get him out. I can't hear it anymore

Notablitheringidiot 1 point ago +2 / -1

Trump should just find the most Maverick MAGA lawyer in the country and appoint him AG.

shipoutofdanger [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

unfortunately the Senate has to approve whoever he picks.

And the Senate would never approve someone who was going to do the job "too well"... if you catch my drift.

What he needs to do is set up his own... I know we hate to hear it... but ANOTHER Special Counsel.

That seems to be the only possible solution.

You know, of course, I'm required to say "unless Bill Barr proves us all wrong!"

Notablitheringidiot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm required to say "unless Bill Barr proves us all wrong!"

Hope springs eternal

gawd-emperor 0 points ago +2 / -2

Bring sessions back

InTheArmsOfThePepe 0 points ago +2 / -2 (edited)

MC: "Let's play a round of ItTakesMoreThanWords"

First contestant: "I want to have $50B dollars..."

Second contestant: "Big Mike is a woman!"

Third contestant: "Please God, make me a bird, so I can --"

MC: "Oh wait just one moment! We have a caller on the line. It's Billy Barr. Billiam, what's your phrase?"

BB: "The rules of decency have been completely trampled by the violent radical left and we MUST put a stop to it!"

MC: "Wonderful! And that ends our show for today! Join us next time when we all come to realize that...



*waves to monitor as camera pans out, loud applause in background, joyful theme music crescendos*