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marsajane1949 117 points ago +119 / -2

REPORT IT. If its a public school then it falls under Trumps EO because it is under the Dept. of Education. The news is purposely suppressing this info for some reason.

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InfidelViking [S] 67 points ago +67 / -0

Definitely going to do that thanks didn’t even think about that.

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TrumpTrain 37 points ago +37 / -0

If a certain race or group has a lack of history in scientific discoveries, then their race or group (if you want to classify them like that, which the project posted here clearly does) simply hasn't been as effective throughout history in these fields.

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vinnychase 5 points ago +5 / -0

"a black man invented the light bulb" - Joe Biden

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Food4thought 14 points ago +14 / -0

Well, we have never had an orange POTUS before. Then write about how he single handedly debunked climate change as a fact based science.

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MapleBaconWaffles 5 points ago +5 / -0

You mean "I don't think science knows", or did he say something more?

Is it possible to embed an audio clip of a Snoop Dogg track in a PDF?

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WinstonSmith1984 25 points ago +25 / -0

"If its a public school then it falls under Trumps EO because it is under the Dept. of Education"

Not likely true. Most schools are state, or local, not federal government.

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Stinger554 11 points ago +11 / -0

If it receives federal funding it could still be applicable in some way afaik.

I think most public schools do receive federal funding so they have to adhere to federal guidelines and whatnot usually. Not sure if the EO would fall under this though.

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WinstonSmith1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

agree

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Lol_Garrus 93 points ago +93 / -0

Any teacher who uses the term "cisgender" should be forcibly removed from teaching forever.

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TrumpTrain 38 points ago +38 / -0

Any teach who uses the term "cisgender" should get a phone call from the parents. The parents should proceed to call the principal after and give them a long conversation about your displeasure in the teacher indoctrinating your child with made up radical leftist vocabulary.

The problem is, this doesn't happen. Your children and grandchildren will use this term like any other. The left has waged a war with vocabulary and they are effective at it because they get little to no resistance. Just look at what they did with the word gender. Not long ago it meant "one of the two sexes". Now it means "separate from sex; a sliding scale of identities that one can identify as", roughly. Not joking. They've actually succeeded in changing this word and many others in dictionaries.

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ShakeNBake 5 points ago +5 / -0

Destroy the cultural institutions. This will not stop. I keep saying it. And I keep meaning it. These assholes need to die. This will only get worse.

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lifeisahologram 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lifetime jail.

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KeepTheFaith 8 points ago +8 / -0

Reeducation camp.

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WinstonSmith1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

100%

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

So we're talking about ending teaching as a profession entirely?

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PhilipeNegro 5 points ago +5 / -0

This cancer runs deep, yes.

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thesummerwind 69 points ago +69 / -0

This seems like a fun project. Imagine sharing something like 'Dog parks are petri dishes for canine rape culture' in front of your class with a straight face. That would be an epic opportunity for trolling.

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InfidelViking [S] 32 points ago +32 / -0

Or

Dog Parks and canine rape culture. How one non-binary pansexual child molester was inspired to become a scientist.”

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InfidelViking [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Lmao

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BigCovfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good one. Forgot about that.

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Raindrops1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was thinking of that “science” panel in Africa where this rabid chick was trying to convince everybody that science isn’t real, it’s just white man’s excuse for magic.

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VoterIDMatters 61 points ago +61 / -0

Perhaps they are underrepresented because they haven’t contributed as much to the field of science

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Dumdum 35 points ago +35 / -0

Nah, it was the patriarchy all along

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VoterIDMatters 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lol

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Americanism 37 points ago +37 / -0

What in the fuck is a minority religion? Black people are not minorities in the world and no major religion could be considered minority by any stretch of the imagination. WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT???

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HuggableBear 25 points ago +25 / -0

You know the answer is anyone not a Straight, White, Christian Male.

Which is funny, because Straight, White, Christian, Males are only about 2% of the world population.

Some majority.

Frankly, I would have picked someone that's Catholic and showed the teacher that Catholicism is a minority religion, representing only around 1 billion adherents, while Sunni Muslims represent nearly 50% more than that.

Sunni muslims are actually the worldwide religious majority.

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Fr33d0m94 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just pick Archimedes, ancient greek believed in multiple gods.

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ArchVileRespawned 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can pick a lot of people thanks to defunct polytheist religions.

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Buildtheadytum 4 points ago +4 / -0

A mormon would be another good option. Philo T. Farnsworth FTW!

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Pepe 9 points ago +9 / -0

they have to celebrate kwanzaa or be a muslim; anything else is prohibited

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every religion is a minority religion. About 1/3 of people on earth are Christian, and that's the largest one.

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Wheredidiputit 28 points ago +28 / -0

Ben Carson would be my choice.

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Ben45 7 points ago +7 / -0

YES

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Anonimouse 22 points ago +23 / -1

Alan Turing- Gay, developed code-breaking computer, considered father of computing sciences. Disqualified for being a white male.

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WinstonSmith1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

my first thought as well

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ParticleCannon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literally defeated Nazis. Literally Hitler.

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah, he'd be fine. Only need to fit one of their woke criteria.

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graybealz 22 points ago +22 / -0

Minority religion eh? Looks like us Catholics are finally protected!

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ScullyMully 20 points ago +20 / -0

Mary Kennet Keller, nun, mathematician, computing pioneer.

That should piss off the Dominatrix instructor

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WinstonSmith1984 11 points ago +11 / -0

My first thought was Alan Turing

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Dumdum 19 points ago +19 / -0

Ok, let's find some evil fuck that fits that criteria and do a presentation on their advancements to "science". For example Elizabeth Bathory was trying to prove the hypothesis that bathing in virgin blood would keep her young. It was mainly empirical...

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Emper 14 points ago +14 / -0

Margret Sanger? Planned parenthood maybe?

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banumerchantmarine 13 points ago +13 / -0

Any of the Japanese doctors and scientists from Unit 731. A few are named at the bottom of this wiki:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731

read at your own risk if you don't already know.

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InfidelViking [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

WTF did I just read????

"In other tests, subjects were deprived of food and water to determine the length of time until death; placed into high-pressure chambers until their eyes popped from the sockets; experimented upon to determine the relationship between temperature, burns, and human survival; electrocuted; placed into centrifuges and spun until death; injected with animal blood; exposed to lethal doses of x-rays; subjected to various chemical weapons inside gas chambers; injected with sea water; and burned or buried alive."

-and that wasn't even the worst of it....

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banumerchantmarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope. I don't know that there has been anything as inhuman as that.

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booblitchutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dr Josef Mengele was gay, supposedly. As were many high ranking Nazis.

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gay as a German carnival.

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Raindrops1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Asian doctor that proved Covid is made in a lab.

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Dumdum 2 points ago +2 / -0

This

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Anonimouse 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nikola Tesla- Never married and did not like women, possibly gay. Disqualified for being a white male.

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Ben45 13 points ago +13 / -0

him and Alan Turing would be allowed cause gays are a minority group

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doublethink 11 points ago +11 / -0

Also an immigrant.

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Buildtheadytum 7 points ago +7 / -0

Simple way around this : WE WuZ KANGZ! Just say that Tesla was actually black. Run some photos through photoshop and darken his complexion, and then dare the teacher to prove you wrong.

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Anonimouse 3 points ago +3 / -0

HA...It has worked in the media.

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bothloveocean 14 points ago +15 / -1

Every based parent knows their kid goes with Elon Musk.

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Thracka951 11 points ago +12 / -1

My favorite famous African American

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +3 / -1

Does he count as a scientist?

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WinstonSmith1984 1 point ago +2 / -1

You've never been to Manila, have you?

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Shalomtoyou 10 points ago +10 / -0

Plenty of Jewish scientists. Let's see how angry they get when everyone does their report on Einstein.

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4a1fac047b144338 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just do it on Albert Einstein and tell the teacher that we don’t know how he really identified so....🤷🏼‍♂️

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hungryfreaksdaddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was raised Jewish and held Deist beliefs, so that counts as a minority religion, right?

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Anonimouse 9 points ago +9 / -0

Leonardo DaVinci- Bi-sexual, contributed to the study of anatomy and flight. Disqualified for being a white male.

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nowrongwrong 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

the scientist you choose can be from ... a minority group that has been historically underrepresented in the fields of science

Hey, you know who is historically currently underrepresented in the fields of science?

CHRISTIANS

How the flying fuck are they claiming that "atheist" is a minority religion among scientists?

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Historically I doubt Christians are underrepresented.

Now, probably yes.

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nowrongwrong 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, true, I copied their wording without really thinking about it.

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hospitalier 8 points ago +8 / -0

They play their hand so dumbly, it's all out in the open.

You want to do a science report because of someones ethnicity? That's fucking racist.

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PresidentPreston 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thing is, if you wanted to do a project somewhat similar to this, you could easily just characterize it like this:

“Hey students! We’ve all heard of Einstein, Newton, and Hubble, but did you know there are hundreds of lesser known scientists who have made a huge impact on history as well?

Your assignment is to identify a scientist who isn’t a household name and make them famous through your report!”

Or something like that.... (frankly, that actually sounds like it’d be a fun project).

But when you bathe it in all this woke meaningless SJW language, it’s just transparently racist and agenda-driven.

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JimHalper 8 points ago +9 / -1

real scientists like having babies.

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MrAlwaysRight 8 points ago +8 / -0

Women are also underrepresented in prison. Must be because of the patriarchy. An effort should be made to put more in jail or stop charging men. Either way.

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lifeisahologram 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah take your kid out of school immediately. Homeschool.

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ConservNow 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree get them out if at all possible. Phone calls and emails only go so far. This is not happening on a small scale. Ultimately it will be a full time job to police the teachers lessons and assignments for multiple classes each day.

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Bonami 7 points ago +7 / -0

What is a cisgender??? Sincere question. When I was in school, and I am talking the mid fifties, we wrote papers on women scientists such as Madame Curie as well as studied Carver and his work with peanuts. I think the difference now is that the hypocrisy of white privilege is driving the discussions

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LuvHarambe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cisgender is Basically a normal rational person that is okay with who they are

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ArchVileRespawned 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Cisgender" is just "not trans," AKA normal.

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Bonami 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, wow. Thanks.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

It means not transgendered.

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Bonami 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks, I thought it might mean cyborgs or something other worldly :)

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Later on InfoWars: Science actually dominated by cyborgs.

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AmericanBeef 7 points ago +8 / -1

To many unknown words. Didn't read.

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bothloveocean 2 points ago +2 / -0

Letters poured into a blender and dumped onto a piece of paper. Lots of content, no meaning at all.

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Gobberwarts 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you know anyone with this assignment, offer them this suggestion:

In the beliefs of the Nation of Islam, Yakub (sometimes spelled Yacub or Yaqub) was a black scientist who lived "6,600 years ago" and began the creation of the white race. He is said to have done this through a form of selective breeding referred to as "grafting", while living on the island of Patmos.

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Peashout 6 points ago +6 / -0

So they can't even do the project, because there are no disabled LGTBBQ lantinx researchers.

You all fail.

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awesom-o85 6 points ago +6 / -0

Someone needs to do this!

"Sorry teacher bitch! I couldn't do my project because the patriarchy hasn't allowed anyone that fits this description to be a scientist!! Venmo me your money!!"

100% and your report gets recognized as outstanding work school wide!

This started as a joke then I got sad at the reality of it. I'm so fucking happy I can provide enough for my family to homeschool.

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Silencemennow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Minority religion, ok, Christian.

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KeepTheFaith 6 points ago +6 / -0

White Christians are a minority on the planet.

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Oback_Barama 6 points ago +6 / -0

"How dare you assume Isaac Newton's Gender!!?!?!!"

"...as I was saying Isaac Newton is the mother of modern physics, her laws of motion are..."

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Bonami 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great, thanks :)

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ThinkMoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

I foresee 27 papers on madame curie and gw carver.

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Fross 5 points ago +5 / -0

Josh Hawley would love to hear about this I bet.

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GodKingHarambe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh shit.....this is gonna blow up in their faces.

They're 7th graders. They are nature's perfectly-crafted walking shitposters.

What's the over/under on the number of "Doctor of Pimpology" and that ilk?

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onetruecliff 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anytime anyone addressed people as cisgendered, it's just hatespeech. Call me normal, or call yourself atypical. But you don't get to assign to me a blatantly hateful term and then use it all over.

Also, fuck that entire pay of noise. REPORT IT.

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TrumpBringsLight 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Cisgender” is literally hate speech

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Wankerton 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you wanna fuck with there heads write about ships doctors trying to find a cure for scurvy. They were historically unrepresented due to the fact that culturally they were the lowest of the low when it came to being a doctor.

So when they were trying to tell the elite how to cure scurvy they were just looked down upon by the royal doctors who blinded by some weird ideology about the "4 biles" that came out of ancient Greek medical "science"

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Thracka951 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dr. Ben Carson... neurosurgery... ;-)

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Scientist, or just practitioner?

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Normal 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would make my report on Margert Sanger and use this to RED PILL everyone on the origins of planned parent hood and include all her racist comments.

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Grady_Wilson 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is why we home school.

I would turn in a report about a major scientist that contributed something great.

Like Louis Pasteur.

Fuck those Commies and their bullshit talk like cis white male.

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PhilipeNegro 1 point ago +1 / -0

My favorite is the Zimbabwe aviation program (O&A version): https://youtu.be/XU3cy4tPMb4

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry, but that's an underrepresented engineer.

He's lucky to be alive. I wouldn't try and build a helicopter without plans. Or probably even with plans.

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Bigger_igloo 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's wrong with just ANY unsung scientific hero? Oh, yeah, gotta train those future ranks.

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here we go with intentional grammar degrading of white/Black. Whenever you see that, a racist wrote it.

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hungryfreaksdaddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin. That could be spun as being asexual and thus part of the LGBTQ+ community.

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ifoundtheidiot 4 points ago +4 / -0

All these people should not use any invention or science innovation created by or discovered by white men. They would have to live in a hut to do so.

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anthemstander 4 points ago +4 / -0

And liberals think Trump capitalizes funny in his tweets.

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FutileConundrum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell... Used to live there.

Glad we homeschool, but this issue needs to be addressed. Taxpayers should know what children are being taught and have a choice on it.

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ruskiebot00100011 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope someone chooses an Amish inventor!

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2016TrumpMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Schoology?" WTF?

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InfidelViking [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah that’s the online portal that they submit all their work too. You can’t actually go to school here because there’s some disease or something, chinavirus I think it’s called. Everyone wears masks and walks around like zombies obeying their overlords....

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a type of software called a "Learning management system".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learning_management_system

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ParticleCannon 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a freebie. Any random day, go to google.com and click on the doodle.

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follow_the_money 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ahhh that’s a suburb of Kansas City, no shock there. Stay the fuck out of KCity and Shit Louis and I bet you see a LOT less of this garbage. (bracing for someone to prove me wrong and bum me out lol)

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Racerspuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.komu.com/news/cps-board-responds-to-facebook-post-by-rock-bridge-field-namesake Going to change the name of the field because the guy it’s named after doesn’t like NFL players kneeling.

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follow_the_money 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dang! Although that place looks to be halfway between KCity and Shit Louis so I think it’s proximity to retardation is still too close 😄 I hold out hope that the lower half of the state still has their mental faculties intact.

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SAW2TH 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time to research Catholic Scientists.

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hungryfreaksdaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gregor Mendel, the father of genetics, was a Catholic monk.