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iIndianaJones 119 points ago +119 / -0

NEVER! They inflict pain on themselves.

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drivebypooping 64 points ago +64 / -0

And, more importantly, our Republic.

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swanzinator 25 points ago +25 / -0

In Biden we have pervasive elder abuse... with CNN we have chronic journalist abuse.

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JKillen 11 points ago +11 / -0

You know those people who write books about leaving the world of Scientology? I feel like one day they're going to write books like bad about working at CNN

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Arwyn3x 14 points ago +14 / -0

And here is the most sobering thought of all. My older sister, 83, lives on Cape Cod and hates President Trump so much that she is trying to convince we sisters to vote Democrat, regardless of Joe Biden's dementia.

Anyway, we thought we could reason with her but in a conversation with another sister she said she has started to experience jaw pain. My sister asked her if she was clenching her teeth and she said "yeah, every time someone mentions Trump's name, or I see him on tv, or just think about him."

Oof, there is no reasoning with that, so now we just pray for her.

CNN and Madcow did that to her.

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Donald4thewin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sad but her Trump Derangement Syndrome sounds terminal.

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KekistanPM 17 points ago +17 / -0

I wonder how painful it is for people who regularly watch CNN and glue their eyes to the covid numbers panel waiting for them to tick up so they can get high on that fear rush.

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iIndianaJones 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's 24/7 Panic Porn. That's all it is. And the blind eat it up. CNN know exactly what they're doing.

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fwesh 4 points ago +4 / -0

CNN is like tabloid media but worse

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Bramble 9 points ago +9 / -0

they inflict pain on the country

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 6 points ago +6 / -0

I heard they call him “Pooh Bear” because he likes to get his shit pushed in.

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OlLadyPede 49 points ago +49 / -0

Never. Unlike that kid in school, CNN has no soul. Continue memeing to death.

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Warboss_Squee 9 points ago +9 / -0

CNN confirmed ginger.

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RuleoVicus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol kek

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GEOTUSMAGA 42 points ago +42 / -0

They are absolutely not retarded. They are actively trying to subvert America. Every single one of them knows the truth and tells the lie anyway.

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usernamenottaken 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are evil and sick!

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fumbl3 3 points ago +3 / -0

People WILL start holding the press personally accountable

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Bullet3250 19 points ago +19 / -0

They are a Propaganda machine..... they are the ones who gave BLM credibility, they are the ones who pushed 'Hands up Don't Shoot' across America -

They are not stupid... they are POLITICAL LIARS.

And people are going to die because of these lies.

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JKillen 4 points ago +4 / -0

At our rally yesterday vs regular BLM protesters were screaming bad they're not with the BLM movement... While holding BLM time...

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DillyDilly 14 points ago +14 / -0

Never. We just need to smile and wave boys.

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Captain_Triips [S] 60 points ago +61 / -1

CNN is BB's biggest competitor

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blacktankguy 31 points ago +31 / -0

I love how the Bee retracted this post because it came true.

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slashp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did they?

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blacktankguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, its hilarious - satire ontop of satire

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1306012965259354113

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slashp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amazing

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4cdarth 18 points ago +18 / -0

Then they sent the creators of said parody article to their re-education camps because it happened. (Posted it yesterday if you want a glance at what Bee said)

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John_Smallberries 11 points ago +11 / -0

If you said this were true I'd believe you: "This is simply beyond the pale," said CNN Chief White House Correspondent Jim Acosta. "No one here is social distancing, no one is wearing masks. People are smiling and sitting next to each other. It's a bloodbath here. It's almost as if President Trump is trying to kill these Middle Eastern leaders. This man truly has no shame. Just when you thought this president couldn't stoop any lower, he defies expectations and goes lower. This is truly a day of national embarrassment for this country."

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ZEEOHHSIX 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are you telling me that’s a real quote?????

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RuleoVicus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Poe's Law

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John_Smallberries 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, sorry, it's a copy/paste from the Babylon Bee article referenced above. But you proved my point. The left is so batshit crazy that they'll say stuff like this.

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ZEEOHHSIX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha no worries. I would have 100% believed it. They usually try to be more subtle about it though which is why I was surprised.

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JS_Mill 12 points ago +12 / -0

We need a new category. Not-not the bee.

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FlyMyFlagProudly 9 points ago +10 / -1

They aren’t retarded. Even worse. They’re dishonest and bring it on themselves. Fuck’em!

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Pelayo 49 points ago +49 / -0

Just ban them from all ‘pressers‘ already...

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philandy 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yep, it's all "entertainment" not news.

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Captain_Triips [S] 3 points ago +7 / -4

Trump has no control over who can attend pressers

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Guruchild 11 points ago +12 / -1

He absolutely can. But he knows it's not wise to interrupt the enemy while they make mistakes.

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Captain_Triips [S] -3 points ago +5 / -8

no, he cannot

the white house correspondents association decides who get to access

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zabbers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah. He can ban whoever he wants. (i.e. the WHCA)

He just doesn't because then they wouldn't cover his events at all.

WHCA is an old-boys club for when people mainly watched "the big 3 networks" and needs to be replaced with rotating invites.

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Captain_Triips [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

sorry but the courts have ruled that banning them violates the 1A

most recently was when Trump booted Acosta's commie ass

the whole purpose for their creation is to keep the government from only allowing media outlets with a favorable view to attend press conferences

as long as they do not violate white house security standards, they can't be banned by the government

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zabbers 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not sure if any court case dictates the structure of press corps, but either way the court is wrong and is overstepping their authority over the executive. The president isn't required to have press conferences at all.

Their creation was specifically to favor some press over others. They simply wanted their circle to have that power instead of the government. But at least the government is chosen by the people. The press corp is inherently an elitist anti-democratic group.

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Captain_Triips [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only authority they have is control of the press room. They say who gets in, where they sit etc

If the court tried to structure them, it would violate the 1A

They were not created to favor some press over the other but to prevent that

"The WHCA was founded on February 25, 1914, by journalists in response to an unfounded rumor that a United States congressional committee would select which journalists could attend press conferences of President Woodrow Wilson."

Of course they have gone far afield of that

Chanel Rion agrees with you

She is forming a new Correspondents Assoc

The WHCA "has maneuvered almost all balance and diversity out of the White House correspondents' pool and briefing room demonstrating daily that they consider America's free press the exclusive property of the 'progressive' reformers of Washington."

"Moving forward, Rion’s NWHCA is seeking shared control of the White House briefing room and all other delegated press functions with the 117-year-old WHCA in order to restore balance to White House reporting which at present, largely amounts to a confederation of journalists with long socialist agendas and deep links to the Democrat Party"

There is nothing stopping her from doing this. If the WHCA tries, I can see them losing a lawsuit for violating NWHCA's 1A rights

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TheRealChelseaClintn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Then how does Chanel stand her badass self at the back of the room?

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Captain_Triips [S] 3 points ago +5 / -2

Easy

(Note who banned her)

The White House Correspondents Association (WHCA) has announced that it is expelling One America News network (OAN) from the briefing room following a report that its correspondent gained access by circumventing the process and attending as a “guest” of White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham.

In a statement, the WHCA explained that it has limited access to the room in order to comply with social distancing guidelines, and that the available seats are rotated between various outlets. But the WHCA says OAN’s correspondent twice showed up despite it not being their turn.

“We did this because a reporter for this outlet twice attended press briefings in contravention of this policy,” the statement said.

But that hasn't stopped Rion from attending the press briefings — because White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham keeps inviting her back anyway.

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TheRealChelseaClintn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hm. Good to know. I always wondered how that actually worked. Cool username.

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

And who decides that the WHCA gets access?

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Captain_Triips [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

it has been affirmed by the courts

allowing the government to decide who gets access to information is a violation of the 1A

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't see the WHCA named anywhere in the constitution though. And if they were, they would be a part of the government and their exclusion of certain parties would be a similar violation.

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Captain_Triips [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

the press has a 1A right to report what the President says but the briefing room only holds so many people

how would you solve that?

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Pelayo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn’t it just a courtesy afforded to the press Corp...a tradition rather than a dictate?

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Captain_Triips [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

it's a dictate from the court that the government not keep anyone out who meets the security standard

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Pelayo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the info..

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Bax101 46 points ago +46 / -0

The sad part is all the retards who continue to watch this and that's all they think. They cannot even grasp everything that there is peace in the Middleeast.

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Coslin 11 points ago +11 / -0

To be honest, after 42 years on this planet myself, I can't grasp it either. It's like a - have to see it to believe it kinda thing.

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Bax101 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's been a longtime in the making. My company was shipping all sorts of things to Jordan, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and Dubai for the last 3 years. All government contracts parts of some huge operation. Some of it was military contractors other were supplies. Was wondering when it all would go down. It was in the news for a while in the Middleeast. Obviously not a peep was mentioned here ever.

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Caroney-Bologna 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still keep waiting for the lalalalaboom.

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ADAM_SCHITT 3 points ago +3 / -0

And those same retards call us brainwashed. Yes the people who repeat verbatim what they heard from all the massive corporate media companies are the real thinkers of our society.

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JonnyB 29 points ago +29 / -0

It's so overt at this point that it's laughable. I can't wait for the day CNN dies from low ratings.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 28 points ago +28 / -0

Their goal isn't profit.

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Wtf_socialismreally 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yup, private funding will keep them afloat.

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Bedminster 27 points ago +27 / -0

If you're a CNN viewer you're an abject retard and I 100% guarantee you have a Biden lawn sign.

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Wtf_socialismreally 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Europeans who sit on Reddit bashing Trump, America and propping up the left are shaking that you are calling them out.

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Captain_Triips [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

my dog left a Biden lawn sign in the yard this morning

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

All three of them.

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philandy 16 points ago +16 / -0

Don't they mean White House protest?

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Captain_Triips [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

no because you don't have to wear masks at protests

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmmm..."Stop you have to wear a mask here."

"I'll just use my card carrying professional protestor exemption, there Ma'ir."

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Captain_Triips [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

"I am carrying a brick. I am immune"

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MaxineWaters4Prez 15 points ago +15 / -0

Oh no, look at that Coronavirus death count... 11,717!

Thats 62 deaths per day! Barely more than one person per state per day!

I'm so thankful 40 million American families went jobless in response to octogenarians dying.

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Captain_Triips [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

shall we talk about the skyrocket rates of drug addition, divorce and suicide?

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why would anyone be depressed? We're all in this together! In this uncertain times...

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Kekintosh2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

New Normal

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

As long as we leave time for all the deaths and misery from hospitals and doctors not dealing with essential procedures.

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Italians_Invented_2A 13 points ago +13 / -0

I saw that picture yesterday and I thought it was a shitpost

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Captain_Triips [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

how could you make that mistake?

CNN Criticizes Israel, Arab Leaders For Shaking Hands In The Middle Of A Pandemic

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-criticizes-israel-arab-leaders-for-shaking-hands-in-the-middle-of-a-pandemic

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SenditDownrange 12 points ago +12 / -0

These are not journalists, they're propagandists.

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HEXEN 11 points ago +11 / -0

How is CNN still in business? Who's funding these idiots?

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stealthboy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Who's funding these idiots?

Other idiots.

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Slyhillary 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fiat money

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Captain_Triips [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

cable companies pay them

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Facebooks 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why is this type of media allowed it’s clear as day propanda constantly

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Captain_Triips [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

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GoldenEagle1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Our right to peaceably assemble is already dead because the flu so we may as well fire back at these fuckers. Also we did have laws making propaganda illegal until bathhouse barry came along.

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Captain_Triips [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

we did?

what laws were those?

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GoldenEagle1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was called the Smith-Mundt Act. Obama ripped it to shreds when he had the chance.

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Captain_Triips [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

but that only covers things generated by the state department

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GoldenEagle1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

If that's the case then we still need to hold these bastards accountable. You shouldn't be able to print outright lies and get away with it.

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Captain_Triips [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

here is the slimy game they play

CNN says, for example, "an anonymous source reports" Bill Smith worships Satan

Bill Smith is a Baptist preacher and that damaged his reputation

The first thing Bill has to do to bring a lawsuit is prove CNN lied.

But CNN didn't lie. They didn't say anything about him. They merely reported what someone else said. They are off the hook

So bill decides to go after the guy who did say it. Oh, sorry, the courts have ruled that the media does not have to reveal their sources. They don't even need to prove the source exists

the media uses the 1A like their personal toy

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NotableBuffalo 8 points ago +8 / -0

That was real? Holy shit I honestly thought it was a shitpost meme yesterday.

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NotableBuffalo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow.. Poe's law

The Bee can't parody fast enough to keep up with CNN's decline.

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Captain_Triips [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

they have a new site where they post real stories that sound like a joke

https://notthebee.com/

it's their only means of survival

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radioactivedk 7 points ago +7 / -0

Zucker should be cancelled.

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Trump-45 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fucking loser CNN!

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Undying 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are people who only watch CNN. Can you imagine their shock when someone tells them there is peace in the Middle east?

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nickybops 5 points ago +8 / -3

NATIONALIZE CNN AND FIRE EVERYONE AND HIRE BASED PEDES

THEN UNNATIONALIZE IT

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SAW2TH 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone needs to start memeing great events in history through the CNN lens where the obviousness of the event is ignored in favor of some agenda.

Example: Americans plant flag on the moon - CNN accuses American government of systemic environmental terrorism by littering and leaving trash behind.

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

That happened at CNN a few times but never caught on.

"Easter Worshipers" [Christians murdered by Muslims]

"Austere religious scholar" [fanatical religious zealot]

"Those with a uterus" [women]

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BasedOnWhat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Clown News Network

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patriotX 5 points ago +5 / -0

SELL FEAR SELL FEAR SELL FEAR SELL FEAR

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Captain_Triips [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

"A rise in terrorist attacks is expected after Trump exposes muslim leaders to coronavirus."

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PenjaminFranklin 5 points ago +5 / -0

CNN knows no one is watching. They do this bullshit bc ppl walking by in airports only see no social distancing and no World Peace.

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Keeptherepublic 4 points ago +4 / -0

fuck CNN. cant have the normies know there is peace all over the world and wars ending.

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The_1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

We literally have peace in the Middle East - the holy grail of diplomacy. And these soggy cunts can’t stand to give a breath of credit to the Trump administration. Cnn isn’t news or even entertainment they’re straight up working against the US.

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Captain_Triips [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

what really gets me is that the conservative sites are not mentioning it. It's not even on Whatfinger

they are still stuck on Biden, BLM and COVID

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MAGA_CENTIPEDE 4 points ago +4 / -0

They just refuse to acknowledge any of the Presidents achievements like at what other time would a huge news channel not report on Peace in the Middle East I mean this is something people have been talking about for decades and they are SEETHING that Donald Trump got it done

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Captain_Triips [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

the right wing media is ignoring it

they only publish things that cause OUTRAGE

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Westonian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Funny how they conveniently remember there's a pandemic whenever Trump supporters are gathered but completely forget about it when BLM protestors gather.

Smartest virus ever. As long as you're ignoring social distancing for the right reasons you won't get infected!

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Captain_Triips [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

that's why Trump has declared that his speeches and rallies are peaceful protests

he wants to keep us safe

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Rucktoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Babylon Bee should hire the person that came up with this!

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orange_dit 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least they are now admitting he has a large crowd.

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

They only sell death and fear, anxiety and depression.

A third of their screen is constantly occupied by the manufactured fake numbers of "cases" and "deaths" from the Chinese cootie, plus the hurricane.

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Captain_Triips [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

They only sell death and fear, anxiety and depression.

they are like a gas station for liberals

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Redmerc1999 3 points ago +3 / -0

I genuinely thought someone had photoshopped the text in the white box as a joke, but ..... that's actually what they ran? Holy fuck.....

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

When can we start arresting these people?

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Captain_Triips [S] -1 points ago +2 / -3

after you throw away the Constitution

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which is probably the order of events if the radical left actually won.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 1 point ago +2 / -1

Deal.

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ATRAYA 3 points ago +3 / -0

So they FINALLY admit, Trump draws large crowds....

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nointernetforyou 3 points ago +3 / -0

CNN cannot wait for that global death counter to hit 1,000,000. You know they had production meetings about it and how it will be a "special day" its disgusting. Not to mention it is the OLD death count before CDC admitted 6%.

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Batman 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t know who is more idiotic: CNN or the people who watch it for their news?

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Captain_Triips [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

you can't call the viewers idiots

people don't know something is a lie unless they are shown the truth

that's why the Marxist stream media and GFT work so hard to hide the truth

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Robbie06261995 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm going to have to start bringing sheets of paper with me to the office with FAKE NEWS printed on it to tape over the screen on the elevator which for some idiotic reason shows CNN. Should see who I can talk to about getting that changed.

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Captain_Triips [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

I worked in a governent building that had CNN on the TV in the lobby

I thought about bringing a universal remote to work and secretly changing

Now I wish I would have done it

you should print up some of these

http://committedconservative.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/CNN-IS-Fake-News.jpg

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PotentialWizard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Communist News Network

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Captain_Triips [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

XiNN

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A_Deplorable_Basket 2 points ago +2 / -0

There should be campaign ads with CNN side by side with reputable reporting on the same issue. Same thing with NYT to try to wake up people that still think they’re reputable news sources

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Captain_Triips [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

the narrative is that alliance has existed for a long time so Trump has done nothing new

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tonightm16 2 points ago +2 / -0

"BLM holds a peaceful protest with large crowd, little social distancing"

Peaceful protest because even if they were burning the place down its what they would call it. Until they say that I don't give a fuck.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Some people scribbled on some things."

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jcsbck 2 points ago +2 / -0

America hosts World Peace event*

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AdmrlNelson 2 points ago +2 / -0

MSM is the enemy of the people.

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

This might be the only time they admit to a large crowd- only because they try to find every conceivable negative angle.

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midareashi 2 points ago +2 / -0

What? That headline was real? I thought someone Photoshopped it as a joke in another thread!

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ThePowerOfPrayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Babylon Bee was what was posted.

CNN writer discovered she can just change the Bee's headline slightly and the stories write themselves.

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Ih8leftists 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unbelievable

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JohnR23 2 points ago +2 / -0

WOW! Just when you think that they’ve scrapped the bottom of the Fake News barrel and it tastes like wood chips, they throw these chunks of concrete from the foundation under the floor at us.

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Captain_Triips [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Babylon Bee literally posted this same thing as a parody just before CNN posted their article

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Pompelulu 2 points ago +2 / -0

the creativity to bend the truth is astonishing. I respect that. In a what is your last wish kinda way

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daflyboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buck is awesome. I have a man-crush on his voice.