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.... but I'm considering faking it so I can find a woman that wants 10 children. When you realize society is a demographic problem, at what point to you fake Mormon.

.... but I'm considering faking it so I can find a woman that wants 10 children. When you realize society is a demographic problem, at what point to you fake Mormon.
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--1-- [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the strategy would be more-so that if there are 10 kids she doesn't have time to think about my subterfuge.

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--1-- [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Sorry we couldn't come to the whatever church thing, but we have 10 kids and one of them needed to do whatever thing"

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--1-- [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit, they're sounding like maybe I should take my 10 kids to whatever thing. Maybe my 10 kids will wind up with 100 kids of their own if only I let them believe in whatever bullshit the mormons are selling.

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Tazhawkeye 1 point ago +1 / -0

Find a woman not the political. Someone who doesn’t pay attention to the news too much. Respect her. Give her the facts and she will be conservative after a few years. Explain higher taxes means less money for your family.

Married women are conservative or divorced.

Even if two liberals get married, they will get divorced.

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Tazhawkeye 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was in similar position. I decided to start dating opposite of what I was going out with. I found my wife who I adore.

Going out with a 100 women, either you wasted $10,000 on dinners or your dates are coffee and chatting. If it’s the former, I’d suggest finding second generation women. If it’s coffee and chatting, you’re style of date is attracting the women you can’t stand.

My first date with my now wife was a nice dinner at an expensive restaurant. I went there because I wanted a nice meal.

If you are entering the date thinking buying her dinner isn’t worth it, you’re fishing in the wrong pound with the wrong attitude.

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Tazhawkeye 1 point ago +1 / -0

I met my wife at 31 on match. We went on three dates, I text her a few times, and it took her two weeks to respond. We stopped seeing each other.

About six months later I was about to quit on dating and decided to try eharmony again. Initially, eharmony told me they had too many men, so I restarted my old profile. eharmony is the most depressing site. You get two to three potential matches. It felt like there was no one for me based on how few matches. After a few weeks on eharmony, my wife became one of my three matches. We went on our first date again. It was so awful I had to try a second. The second was just as bad, but I went on the third date and realized she was shy.

Finding the right woman is winning the lottery. Just like the lottery you need to play to win.

For me, dating in my 20s was a game. If I see ‘x’ number of women on ‘y’ type of dates, we can move to date 2,3,4,etc if abc happens. ABC was not sex. I was looking for people to see, talk, and yes physical connection. I started realizing I was going out with the wrong type, when they wouldn’t take a trip with me. I had a girl say ”I don’t want to waste my vacation time on you”. Another tell me she would dump me one day. And many other horrible experiences.

After the crap experiences, I pursued women that I considered above me. Higher paying jobs, more education than me, and women I didn’t feel I deserved. I found out I was worth a lot , and they had the same fears I had. They weren’t political. Just unsure of who they were since they put themselves fully into their career. They were waking up around 30 and realizing their careers were in a good place, but they wanted a guy that cared about their opinion.

I understand I’m sitting 7 years after the fact. I’m trying to help with a computer screen typing and I hate texting.

Good luck. I promise the right woman is worth all of it.

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Tazhawkeye 1 point ago +1 / -0

Try dating a teacher.

I know same type of advice I’ve been giving. But you attract career women, and a teacher is a career. You want someone that wants to raise kids. A teacher is in the profession to raise kids.

A teacher is someone outside your norm. Most teachers have no clue about politics, but they vote blue no matter who.

You can add daycare teachers, parochial school, and public school.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amish are better than they seem on the surface

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Necrovoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

If there was a TheDonald.wood Amish acceptable technology I think I could make that work. Movies and television has turned to crap, the only other thing I'd find hard to part with is some of the music.

Maybe someone could take photos of the top memes and stories and convert them into paintings?

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Independenceforever 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

everybody is already wearing magic masks

fyi you don't have to fake anything to want a large family.

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--1-- [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wear whatever you want so long as it increases fertility.

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thunderpussy 2 points ago +2 / -0

How would you "fake" it?

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--1-- [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Start attending temple, wear white shirts and ties, get a buzzcut, celebrate brigham young, donate to the church.

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Independenceforever 3 points ago +3 / -0

You aren't far from being a fake church member.

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thunderpussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think they have to wear special underwear or something weird.

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--1-- [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if it's comfortable. I like boxers, but, I mean... we all make sacrifices in life.

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +2 / -1

It might be worth it, given the state of women today.

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jgardner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good luck with that. Try talking to the missionaries first.

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bubble_bursts 2 points ago +2 / -0

find a woman

find multiple women, you mean ?

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--1-- [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm pretty sure I could provide for 20 kids, so sure, maybe.

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JohnyBlaze99 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's really not worth it. The horror stories man.

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GnosticAwakening 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just go on Tinder and impregnate everyone like johnny appleseed

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got a lot of money?

Then you can hire surrogates.

Say you and your wife can handle three or four.

Pay a surrogate or two and have several more.