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Despitetospite 141 points ago +141 / -0

Oh god Kamala is going to mention Snoop Dogg and Tupac again

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ChelseaHubbell 68 points ago +68 / -0

"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" - Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg

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WhitePowerRanger 33 points ago +33 / -0

“Yea yes uhhh yes highs dndndnsns. Snobs sns sns a snsnsnakalkaU uuuhhh”

-lil sumbudy

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ChelseaHubbell 25 points ago +25 / -0

You should record that cus it sounds like a number one hit. Those lyrics are deep.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 12 points ago +12 / -0

What you really meant was: “yo bruh, you straight spittin’ fiya.”

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behemoth887 10 points ago +10 / -0

my favorite is

"i don't smoke weed or cess, 'cause it's known to give a brother brain damage" - doctor dre, author of "the chronic"

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ColonelCottonHill 5 points ago +5 / -0

"It's 1-8-7 on a motherfucking cop" - Mr. Dogg

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gawd-emperor 1 point ago +5 / -4

unfortunately its mostly true

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Batman 5 points ago +6 / -1

Get with the times... Kamala is all about Cardi B.

Ah hem...

There be some hoes up in here, There be some hoes up in here, There be some hoes up in here.

For those unaware, Cardi B did an “interview” of Biden. For some real intellectual reading, I suggest you read the lyrics to WAP.

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HolaPendejos 2 points ago +2 / -0

G's up, Hoes down

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Despitetospite 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at the post I just made, 4d chess master in office

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ImpeachedDeplorable 60 points ago +60 / -0 (edited)

Back in April he tried to film a campaign ad in Florida aimed at hispanics and they made one actress call him "Tio Joe". Then his campaign threatened to sue for violation of a non-disclosure agreement.

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/04/15/biden-spanish-language-ad-1276733

HRC did the same sort of thing in El Paso, when she was "La Hillary" and "Tu Hillary" and blasted out a Jennifer Lopez song.

They never change.

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ChelseaHubbell 37 points ago +37 / -0

Hillary tried the "mi abuela" thing and even Mexicans here in California were like "oh hell no!"

Abuela means grandmother in Spanish

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PeaceByStrength 21 points ago +23 / -2

Stupid try hard millenials brainstorming. It's high school project week. Let's create something super cool, yay

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daty_dato 11 points ago +11 / -0

It isn't that. It's that the campaign managers are older then Joe. Running the 80's playbook. They are amazingly tone deaf.

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0561 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is what I don't understand. Joe is too stupid to pull up despacito on his record player errrrr smartphone. They must have coached him how to play it.

Are the people on his campaign as stupid as him or did they hire SNL writers? Who thought this would look good?

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ElectricChad 8 points ago +8 / -0

On Twatter they are saying the person who wrote the song introduced him, he was trying to up creativity and diversity or some shit. Still a bad choice and so cringe.

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kaseius1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Creepy Tio Joe.

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rangooooo 6 points ago +6 / -0

They're a one trick pony-faced solider

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silent_majority_2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do they need so much secrecy for a campaign video? I think Biden did something to those kids. Being in a campaign video should be something to be proud of and I would expect that they would want the actors and actresses talking about the advertisement to promote it.

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Crisis83 33 points ago +33 / -0

So where is the Despacito themed Biden sniffing music video’s at? Start with him putting on the song and go from there.

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PeaceByStrength 20 points ago +21 / -1

This would negate 100 million spent by bloomberg in FL in 5 minutes

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Crisis83 10 points ago +10 / -0

And cost just upvotes and maybe a can or two of (non diet) coke.

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turdinthepunch 19 points ago +19 / -0

Is this why he couldn't find time to do a townhall with ABC and the American voters?

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To2025andbeyond 16 points ago +16 / -0

The Dems are creating better memes than we are! Joe Biden literally memed himself.

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commonsenseprevails 15 points ago +15 / -0

Do we have a secret pede working on Sleepy Joe’s campaign? There’s no way this was a coincidence

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Afeazo 10 points ago +10 / -0

They are sending their best and this is what their best come up with.

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psyop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Perhaps!!!

Incompetence vs Infiltrator... The uncertainty should make them quite nervous.

The excitement of it all is extremely entertaining!

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bubadmt 13 points ago +13 / -0

WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY? YOU'RE GETTING NERVOUS MAN!

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Swallwell_Gas_Co 13 points ago +13 / -0

Could this be his Howard Dean moment?

https://youtu.be/l6i-gYRAwM0

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psyop 7 points ago +7 / -0

"And then we're going to Washington, D.C.—to take back the White House—YEEEEEAAARGH!" - Howard Dean (Jan. 19, 2004)

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almond_activator 9 points ago +9 / -0

I really miss the days when an awkward screech was enough to sideline a Democrat.

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SomeJoe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Maybe it was an inside job to make fun of him from the Latino Trumpers infiltrated his event.

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careyanne1000 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ewww. I didn’t know what that song was. Who the hell is running this campaign high school freshman?

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PaigeAshley 8 points ago +8 / -0

That he actually played that song cracks me up. 😂

It's a good song, BTW. It gets stuck in your head though. :)

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sdl5 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's Yankee Daddy's voice... sucks you right under.

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commiesbtfo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Zero self-awareness.

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SayNoToHypocrisy 7 points ago +7 / -0

More like..."Des-per-ate-Joe"...

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3_cheers 5 points ago +5 / -0

Slowly (Despacito)

Yes, you know that I've been looking @ you for a while I have to dance with you today (DY) I saw, that your look was calling me Show me the way that I'm going oh You you are the magnet and I'm the metal I'm getting closer and I'm setting up the plan Just the thought of It accelerates the pulse now I'm enjoying it more than usual All my senses are asking for more This must be taken without any trouble

Slowly I want to breathe your neck slowly Let me tell you things in your ears So that you remember when you're not with me Slowly I want to undress you with kisses slowly Sign the walls of your labrynth And make your whole body a manuscript Turn it up turn it up..... turn it up, turn it up

I wanna see you dance I wanna be your rhythm I want you to show me Your favourite places places places Places Let me surpass your danger zones To make you scream And forget your name

DY If I ask you for a kiss , come give It to me I know that you're thinking about it I've been trying for some time Mommy this is giving and giving it You know that your heart with me makes you bom bom You know that this baby is looking for my bom bom Come test my mouth to see what It taste like to you I want to see how much love do you have I'm not in a hurry , I want to do the trip Let's start slowly then wildly

Step by step, soft softly We are going to get caught little by little When you kiss me so skillfully I think that you're malicious delicately Step by step, soft softly We're going to get caught, little by little And it's just that this beauty is a puzzle But to put it together here I have the pieces

Slowly I wanna breathe your neck slowly Let me whisper things into your ear So that you remember if you're not with me Slowly I wanna undress you with kisses slowly Sign the walls of your laberinth And make your whole body a manuscript Turn it up

I wanna see you dance I wanna be your rhythm I want you to show me Your favourite places Let me surpass your danger zones Till I make you scream And forget your name Slowly We will do It on the beach in Puerto Rico Till the waves scream dear lord So that my seal stays with you

Step by step, soft softly We're going to get caught little by little I want you to show me Your favourite places places places Places Step by step, soft softly We're going to get caught little by little To make you scream (Fonsi) And forget your name (DY) Slowly

BidenTheRapist

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Lord_wari 4 points ago +5 / -1

This song was meant for Biden.

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mjmcwilliams 4 points ago +4 / -0

Despactico Joe. Works in both languages!

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Trumpamania2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

You think he banged her?

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Carry_Your_Name 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nuh, he's no spring chicken. I think he just stays on the level of being creepy. He's physically incapably of going any further than that.

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fapoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eva longoria is not the empress of hispanic people!

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RagnarD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn. Those are the actual lyrics to the song. Biden is trolling himself.

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forgloryofkekistan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha, that's exactly what I checked. I thought OP was just messing with us but its the actual lyrics.

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weneedaweedeater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good lord. The Simulation is playing with us again.

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JonnyB 2 points ago +2 / -0

I cringed so hard at Biden.

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trout007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take the song and play it over the videos of him sniffing kids. New Florida campaign video.

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f_bastiat 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's just how he does it down in Puerto Rico

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JuicyfearsMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

He picked a song that glorifies raping women..awesome choice

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NotoriousCrux 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is a literal walking shitpost

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BoricuaPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

The thing is - and unless you speak Spanish it is really hard to explain - none of those lyrics sound creepy in Spanish. I mean, the song took the world by storm and it wasn't just for the addictive beat. It is a song about taking things slow and not forcing the girl into anything too quickly - "Despacito" means the equivalent of "coolin' my jets." It is actually a tender song.

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Ez_mac 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh haha isn’t grandpa joe so relatable? He really appeals to the youth (he doesn’t!)

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PeaceByStrength 2 points ago +3 / -1

I mean.. someone will cut his stupid pandering entrance into a mix of him molesting children on cspan?

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FergieJR 1 point ago +1 / -0

If kek wills it!

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FergieJR 1 point ago +1 / -0

You got any of them sweet links to this?

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha lol, at least if you want Pander to an Ethnic group, google translate the Damn lyrics Pedo Joe!

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BannedbyRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like when the Hispanic host tells Joe to dance

“Dance Monkey Dance!”

Joe is here for our entertainment. He’s not presidential, he’s comical.

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow.

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progdelusion 1 point ago +1 / -0

this meme is under-rated lol

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 1 point ago +1 / -0

No link? I want to believe but with no link you are full of shit. Show me the video!

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The_Boogens 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make sure to share this pic on every Twitter thread that is marveling at Biden's latest stupidity.

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greg_costa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit, GEOTUS should tweet this lol

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dontCensorMeBro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Memes - they are writing themselves.

This timeline...

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