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Sumsuch 146 points ago +146 / -0 (edited)

Global warming? In the middle of winter? In the middle of the day? In Iraq? Localized entirely upon a single runway?

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AsshoeCommies 79 points ago +80 / -1

Yes!

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Nikore 58 points ago +58 / -0

May I see it?

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MrTrumpsWildRide 38 points ago +38 / -0

Sure thing! Let's cause some localized extreme global warming events in the vicinity of some more terrorists.

Here is a good one. You can pinpoint the precise moment when global warming kicked in.

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FreeJack2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

wow that's the best pbs reporting i've seen, ever.

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drsowells1fan 12 points ago +12 / -0

20,000 lbs of freedom. Nina Totenberg wouldn't approve...

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Desertwhale 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's allah fun and games till someone gets burned.

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TrumpMagaNoBama 5 points ago +5 / -0

PBUH (Pizz Be Upon Him).

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womp-womp-twice 2 points ago +2 / -0

PPBUH (Pig Pizz Be Upon Him)

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SolidSnakeOil 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish that was a tactical nuke instead of a MOAB. Just so everyone would understand that we aren't fucking around.

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TrumpMagaNoBama 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran............."

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StaffRex 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was a climate denier, before it was cool. I told my kids it was total bunk and will turn out to be the biggest hoax in human history. Tell your kids too, it will cement your brilliance in the minds of your family for generations.

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Baba_OReilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if his shoes flew off.

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Troll 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember eagleshigh, Baba?

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rabdargab 15 points ago +15 / -0

You just need to accept it, the science is settled

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deletedandredacted 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Without evidence”,”the science is settled “....

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Apersonofinterest 6 points ago +6 / -0

But I just got here....

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

This meme by OP is fucking amazing. Holy shit! Bravo man! 👏🏻

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deleted 14 points ago +14 / -0
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omegapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Correct response.

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AVeryNakedMan 11 points ago +11 / -0

May I see the drone footage?

Not until it's declassified 50 years later.

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Ninki333 5 points ago +6 / -1 (edited)

This is apparently it but I am doubtful

Reports say 10 were killed in the strike but that videos shows more bodies.

Edit: There is also this

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LirukDatan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Those must've been communists then, as they don't count.

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TrumpMagaNoBama 3 points ago +3 / -0

No.Humans.Were.Harmed.

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Dirk_Diggler 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mmmmmm, steamed kebabs.

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Apersonofinterest 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love em. That’s why I’m so happy about Peace in the Middle East.

More Kabobs for me!

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clang 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was an unforgettable luncheon.

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DatNewbChemist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Antifa Rioters: Help! Help! There are drones overhead!

Americans: Oh no, friends. Those are just the Northern Lights

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A_Russian_Wall 5 points ago +5 / -0

After steamed hams!

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AsshoeCommies 4 points ago +4 / -0

No.

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a_wise_shiba_inu 2 points ago +2 / -0

No.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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bubadmt 12 points ago +12 / -0

...No.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well Donald you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good haji.

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ZincOS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this Quassam?

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ZincOS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course. It is him then. Bloody bastard.

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spezisacuckold 11 points ago +11 / -0

We hear way more absurd things from the left daily.

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Thrasymachus 8 points ago +8 / -0

😂 Clicked here ready to write this exact joke but god bless you shitposters it's already the top-billed comment.

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Apersonofinterest 3 points ago +3 / -0

Found the Science Denier. Dox and Ruin.exe

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GitmObama 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't even think about denying science.

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Saremei 2 points ago +2 / -0

Acute global warming.

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Homopratensis2 2 points ago +2 / -0

You steam a good ham, sir.

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TrumpMagaNoBama 1 point ago +1 / -0

Snopes rules "plausible"

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Bowery1 1 point ago +1 / -0

fuckin global warming.........

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TankedCommandeerer 78 points ago +79 / -1

Mostly peaceful missile

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ERIC_CIARAMELLA 33 points ago +34 / -1

Fiery but peaceful missile

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omegapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who's the shill downvoting?

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ERIC_CIARAMELLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably some ResetEra or Reddit faggot

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Impressive-Length 14 points ago +14 / -0

93% Peaceful

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heartily laughed sooo loud at your comment! You made my night. Thank you, good Sir!

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TrumpMagaNoBama 2 points ago +2 / -0

PEACEFUL VAPORIZATION INTENSIFIES

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psyop 12 points ago +12 / -0

COVID (Commie Ogre Vaporized In Desert)

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CodigoPenal 10 points ago +10 / -0

Correct. It was peaceful for almost its entire existence, until it was a little unpeaceful at the end there

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MrTrumpsWildRide 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh I think it was 100% peaceful, it was simply the unfortunate victim of extreme localized global warming at the precise moment it went to visit its austere bomb chucking friend.

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 2 points ago +2 / -0

You guys are on fire tonight!

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rossagesausage 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

Just a few deaths away from being completely peaceful.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of all the thousands of people who died that day, almost none of them were killed by this bomb of peace.

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ginoB 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL the projectile that hit him was kinetic and mechanical. it spun in place and chopped his dick off

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MrTrumpsWildRide 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was a mostly peaceful surprise transition surgery, bigot.

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CovefeefevoC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Built in a factory in 2011, sat for years completely peacefully. Even it's trip to its final destination, some minor turbulence but otherwise a peaceful flight.

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ERIC_CIARAMELLA 19 points ago +20 / -1

Just came in here to say this dude is burning in hell with pedophiles Jeffrey Epstein and Mohammed right now.

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EPic 17 points ago +17 / -0

It was so HOT, he died immediately.

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PosterIsDead 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even the 4chan autists couldn't put his parts back together.

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EPic 5 points ago +5 / -0

1,000,000,000 Piece Puzzle !

Challenge Accepted !

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GEOTUSMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Early chinkenpox death.

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A_Russian_Wall 8 points ago +8 / -0

May piss-soaked bacon be upon him.

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Matrix_Exodus 8 points ago +8 / -0

If he had been at home screwing his goat, he might still be alive.

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sub-collector 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bullshit! He died of COVID-19.

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Demig80 6 points ago +6 / -0

..And as usual, he was immediately enrolled as a Democrat voter. No citizenship necessary!

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Fiberglassjockstrap 6 points ago +6 / -0

He quit smoking over 250 days ago!

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DonJr24 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn, I didn't know Mr. Bean died.

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ConstitutionNailedIt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rot in hell.

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AbrahamLincoln 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell has even more global warming!

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pullofthemoon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Localized warming event. Very sad. Many such cases.

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R3Dpill 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣🤣🤣💥🚀🧨💣

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realDrakeAedus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literally, man-made climate change.

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Viewer01 3 points ago +3 / -0

Global warming? More like extreme man made local warming.

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HangtownBill 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean...'some people did something"?

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Chancehappeneth 3 points ago +3 / -0

The same people who cry over this guy rail against Hitler and think that if they could time travel they would take him out. They just live in FantasyWorld 24/7 if they can't objectively see how evil this guy was.

I'm a peace-loving, steady person and even I would have personally pulled the trigger on this guy. Pleading my case before God for my action would be much easier than defending inaction.

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BigFreedomBoner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Today someone is waking up with no dead children to mourn. His death crippled Iran's terror. Peace is now happening. We can truly see how much his death should be celebrated. Fucking hilarious how his was lit up. Ha fucking ha ha ha. And the mullahs are all butthurt over losing this dreamy retard. Ha ha ha. They'll never be able to replace him. Ha ha ha. Their people are going to win and hang them from lamposts while wild dogs nibble at their insides. Ha ha ha. Death for evil! Love it. Blessed are the peacemakers; Trump has to be the most blessed.

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Overkillengine 2 points ago +2 / -0

We keep on precision popping these pimples on the ass of human existence like this, Iran might become Persia again.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're Gonna Blow them back to Byzantine

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HairSniffer 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is so HOT, it will be at the TOP of the HOT list for weeks.

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hereticpatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah it wasn’t fire or explosives that got him. It was a ninja missile.

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right_outta_Kekistan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard there's gonna be a couple of 'lightning strikes' in Marion County and Multnomah County, Oregon coming soon.

'Climate' change indeed.

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DonttrustChina 3 points ago +3 / -0

And global exploding.

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basedtexapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Austere scholar?

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JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

Austere and Deflagrated scholar.

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remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude, he got turned into a shishkabab by a samurai sword missile. Hardly global warming due to a regular hellfire missile.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Global warming is especially dangerous for austere religious scholars.

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Malahidael 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bastard. Enjoy hell

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Iseekekpeople 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who knew global warming was so based!

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BeMyFren 3 points ago +3 / -0

So 🌶

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minotaurbeach 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it was a lightning strike.

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Apersonofinterest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too hot in the hot tub!

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habanero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fiery, but mostly peaceful flare-up, as reported by CNN.

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SnipedYou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Add Notre Dame to the list

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jsnforce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, we lit up his whole world.

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Joe_Btfsplk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ginsu tornado

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ginoB 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL the projectile that hit him was kinetic and mechanical. it spun in place and chopped his dick off

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TrumpMagaNoBama 1 point ago +1 / -0

ARE YOU ASSUMING HIS GENDER ZIR?

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Deplorable_Yankee 2 points ago +2 / -0

WTF I suddenly believe and love global warming.

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jubyeonin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember going to work the next day and having people tell me we're going to World War 3 because he was Iran's Mike Pence. lol

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Android17 2 points ago +2 / -0

no one of the defining factors of the right vs left right now is we dont lie

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JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU SIR

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PepesCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

So Stunning! So Brave!

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H_Guderian 2 points ago +2 / -0

American Police Action Brutality. Victim of Defunded Anti-Air Defenses. Cause of Death: Covid 19.

One thing's for certain, Trump did it.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sudden chemically activated thermal event

Must be a shift in the winds.

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Notablitheringidiot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shame we can’t drop some global warming on CIA spooks who cause as much trouble.

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idm03 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bbbbut muh science!

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FreeJack2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

salami ded from the weather balmy D

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Still voting Harris...Biden.... Biden Harris.

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Sodium_miner 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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DeltaTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lies! He died from Net Neutrality! RIP

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those Tax cuts...

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Never cry over burnt salami”, momma always said.

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SimplePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Scientists oddly perplexed at the highly localized phenomenon

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mickusa1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard he had ronusmissilonmydickus ???

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LCFarm 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it was a mostly peaceful missile strike?

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Chestbras 1 point ago +1 / -0

Died from mostly peaceful aerial surveillance.

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magaorg 1 point ago +1 / -0

The kind that cuts you on half at mid dick point

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Lord_wari 1 point ago +2 / -1

That’s what Democrats want us to think

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Covid claims yet another life.

Trump's inaction and/or action caused this.

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Chiefbrody 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chalk it up as just another Covid death caused by peaceful protesting drone operators

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GeneralBoobs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wrong! He died in January. Obviously the cause was Covid 19.

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Speakersheep 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s one spicy meat kebab

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daflyboys 1 point ago +1 / -0

....that only went to certain borders? I think that was evidenced in Al Gore's PowerPoint. Next question?

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UndercoverCentipede 1 point ago +2 / -1

Tbf it probably did contribute to global warming a few tenths of a degree. Did you see what was left of that truck?

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_-Th0r-_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

“How would so many people just be lying or falsely pushing for global warming?!” ~Liberal

Me: “these same people are pushing always-failed socialism for the same reason: power, control and personal wealth.

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slaphappy2 -5 points ago +4 / -9

Uhhh...I don't think this helps us. The Dems would be happy to remove the credit for this from POTUS.

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Bldg_2019 6 points ago +6 / -0

Uhhhhh, this isn’t a public relations or recruiting site.

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 1 point ago +1 / -0

The more lies they tell, the more Bullshit they shove, the more ridiculous they look. Stop worrying about those losers. They have no power here.

And on November 4th, you will see how little their remaining power means.

I guess you’re tired of winning?

Fuck what your enemy thinks of you. Don’t live by the rules they ascribe you... make THEM live by their OWN rules!

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666evo 0 points ago +1 / -1

Murdering him didn't help either. Unless you're Israel.

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slaphappy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

blocked deported

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666evo 1 point ago +1 / -0

T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-triggerrrrrred