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Patriot4evr 342 points ago +345 / -3

Who dat is? Black Santa?

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USRifle_Cal30M1 686 points ago +687 / -1

Carlton Marx

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JamesEarlPwns 147 points ago +150 / -3

Underrated pun

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Dudemanfoo 73 points ago +75 / -2

Yeah... gotta recognize the skillz... well done.

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Yeow 39 points ago +41 / -2

Bravo!

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NvJohansson 23 points ago +24 / -1

Lol at the commie low rating cuck faggots

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Flipbarryfromreddit 18 points ago +20 / -2

He’s black so he didn’t do nuffin’! He was a good ol’ boy who went to school once and used to know all the letterz of the alphabet

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magaboner247 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jake from State Farm ?

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Tannhauser 51 points ago +51 / -0

Punderrated?

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm using this

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Dr0neRec0very 5 points ago +7 / -2

It's a pundemic, in fact.

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daflyboys 4 points ago +4 / -0

It should be in the punny fapers

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pl1ght 16 points ago +16 / -0

nice, look at all the cucks downvoting!

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Jaqen 9 points ago +9 / -0

Shamelessly stolen from the twitter comments.

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endthefed11 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s Cornel West.

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calvinb1970 3 points ago +3 / -0

LEO TERRELL before he cleaned up.

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Kekintosh2020 49 points ago +51 / -2

Author of "Gibs Me Dat Fo Free"

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IceManmdm 26 points ago +26 / -0

His lesser known work. Most famous for Hold this Lead Fed and How to Do 25 to Life in One Easy Step.

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magicmike 22 points ago +23 / -1

Or the NYT best seller, "That yo shit? Nah, that's my shit!"

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Linespaced 6 points ago +6 / -0

From the book "Jimi was a good boy and other tall tales"

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OldHickorysFlintlock 41 points ago +42 / -1

kekmao

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SmokeyScottishpede 30 points ago +31 / -1

Holy shit A+

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AlphaNathan 13 points ago +14 / -1

how do gild

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p8riot 21 points ago +22 / -1

I chuckled. Well done sir.

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MemeWarVeteran69 72 points ago +72 / -0

Leftists probably gave a homeless black guy a gun. Or he is some black Israelite bullshit

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DocOne 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yeah rumor in the area is that it might not be him. No proof either way yet.

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AtticusDenzil 1 point ago +1 / -0

i was imagining some skinny young drug addict being the shooter

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OGTD1 20 points ago +20 / -0

This week I was on the bad side of the city and there were well dressed black men in the median handing out newspapers. The guy asked if I had two dollars but I was genuinely interesting whatever he was pushing and didn’t have cash. He ended up giving it to me for free. It was a full size newspaper of none other than Lewis Farrakhan and the Nation of Islam. They are full on propagandizing black neighborhoods. Complete with a photo of Kenosha Kyle as the attacking white supremacist in a triple shooting. Holy shit this country is fucked.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Those guys are always out if you got to right areas. Been that way for decades.

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Cacciali_Via 2 points ago +3 / -1

They have been distributing that "killy whitey" rag in black neighborhoods for decades.

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Jabron661 12 points ago +12 / -0

Bob Creamer hard at work again I see.

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psyop 8 points ago +8 / -0

Also, they have dozens of "Bob Creamer" types throughout the country. BC was caught and made public.

Perhaps there are more out there that we have many hours of tape of... but they don't know it yet and they are still racking up crimes and spilling good Intel.

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Tacotonny23 66 points ago +66 / -0

A mentally ill homeless person being used a demonic sleeper cell to do their biddings, it's been predicted for a long time

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LoneStarDangler 36 points ago +36 / -0 (edited)

The DC snipers (radicalised muslims in case you didn't know) had that exact idea.

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JohnVoight 10 points ago +10 / -0

Exactly what I thought. Yeeeeeeeeah that guy looks mentally sane alright.

MKULTRA

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amacfa 29 points ago +29 / -0

Next to US Marshal Santa

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seventysixdon 25 points ago +27 / -2 (edited)

Yeah, they busted his ass. He was running an illegal operation where he'd leave empty gift wrapped boxes and take the flat screens.

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Deltadan 213 points ago +215 / -2

Which University does he teach at?

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RepublicanRN 29 points ago +30 / -1

Exactly!

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Greg-2012 23 points ago +23 / -0

Probably an NPR executive.

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Ebbie8708 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not ASU. Too goddamn hot for that shit here

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YUNG_GUAC 10 points ago +10 / -0

C'mon man University of the C'mon man

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hit_backspace 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well apparently due to SYsTemIc RaCisM he can only be lower class since he's black

(This is why the left is racist)

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TurdFerguson 186 points ago +188 / -2

The rent really was too damn high!?

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JesusisKing 35 points ago +37 / -2

kek thats what i thought too

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trauncher 8 points ago +8 / -0

he lost his boot!

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Dudemanfoo 12 points ago +12 / -0

fuck. that's awesome.

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stonepony 163 points ago +163 / -0

Probably some poor mentally ill homeless man that they paid to murder someone. Brand new clothes. Wasn't he in a Mercedes too?

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fskfsk 68 points ago +68 / -0

Makes you wonder who paid for the car and gun.

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RIP_The_Donald 60 points ago +60 / -0

Same kind of people Ilhan payed to murder campaigners for her opponent today

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1A2A 9 points ago +9 / -0

Eh?

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Thrasymachus 13 points ago +13 / -0

They ought to reciprocate.

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the_spezinator2 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Minneapolis Police Department told WCCO that it does not believe the shooting was politically motivated.

What a load of bullshit!

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aside 22 points ago +22 / -0

Get a black homeless man to shoot a cop. Hope the cops shoot and kill him in return.

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reddeadpill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Our tax money probably.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's not pile assumptions on top of assumptions.

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safegarden 11 points ago +11 / -0

I don't feel that he is poor. Maybe mentally ill and homeless, but I feel no pity. A killer is a killer.

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monkeyseemonkey 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Marshal didn't die so he's not a killer. Yet.

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safegarden 3 points ago +4 / -1

An attempted killer is a killer too. He has the mindset.

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2020REBOUND 8 points ago +9 / -1

Democrats activating the mentally ill murder squad.

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misterLahey 1 point ago +1 / -0

They learned it by training with ISIS in Syria. One of the jihadis' signature tactics.

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Chelsea_hubbell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dead on right

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Magus_Strife 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably a university professor. Though I guess I'm just repeating what you said.

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BigPoppaTrump 75 points ago +78 / -3

It's always those you most expect.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 49 points ago +51 / -2

I actually expected another White Antifa thug. Like the one that shot Aaron in the streets of Portland and the 3 that attacked Kyle in Kenosha. This dude looks like a homeless man.

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Ballind 19 points ago +24 / -5

Hits on police have been black so far. The largely Jewish assailants in those cases were smart enough to attempt to kill people the police wouldn't work as hard to protect

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 11 points ago +13 / -2

White dude in NC shot at police today. It doesn't fit the race narrative Soros is paying for so you don't see it in the media. I believe 10 total shootings in 3 weeks by whites and Mexicans. But wouldn't know about it because it doesn't fit . Gotta follow fake news

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Ballind 12 points ago +14 / -2

While it happens in isolation, the data does not support your thesis. Don't need the list of ten - I can already tell you they're almost certainly Hispanic, arabic, Jewish, or Asian classified as white (or white immigrants). Native white Americans commit a couple percent of total violent crime in this nation after you back out the fbi fuckery.

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Land-of-the-free 3 points ago +3 / -0

There was a hispanic guy in Santa Cruz that killed a federal security guard.

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GreatNW 2 points ago +3 / -1

largely Jewish

I've heard people saying this, have any proof?

Reinoehl here in Oregon was definitely not a Jew.

Grosskreutz I keep hearing people say is a Jew but I've seen zero evidence. His name translates as "great cross"...

Dead pedophile definitely seems to have been of Jewish background and there seem to be some evidence dead wifebeater was also Jewish but it doesn't seem very well-founded to me.

That said even 1/4 is a dramatic overrepresentation vs the population.

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Grunge 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are not jewish just the 4chan boys spreading their anti jewish crap.

Plenty of people with german last names that are not jewish in the US.

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tombombadil 22 points ago +22 / -0

I was definitely not expecting an old black man that looked like he is perpetually in a black and white film.

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SniffedByBiden 6 points ago +6 / -0

🤣🤣

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gonj188 11 points ago +11 / -0

I was not expecting an old black man who looks homeless.

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MAGAForeverF -1 points ago +2 / -3

He is definitely a homeless guy, but they probably recognize if they dont bring someone in for the cameras, the right will go all-out-civilwar after an attack like this.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not convinced he is homeless, unless he just went out and bought some new clothes.

The pants are clean, and there's even a crease on the front of his right leg. The shirt is black, so I can't tell if it's clean. But, it's not rumpled, either. The only thing that looks "askew" is is the shirttail that is hung up on something, possibly in his pocket.

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Grunge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Homeless people don't always look shitty bud. Plenty of options for clean clothing when you are homeless.

If you ever frequent a bar you probably drank near a homeless person without knowing it.

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GeauxFrogs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, homeless is a spectrum.

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MuadDon 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Blame black people” says fresh account. “Blame black people” says perpetrators of domestic terrorism who gave a bum a crack rock and a gun to fire. Georgey boy working overtime to foment a race war.

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MemeWarsVet 68 points ago +69 / -1

Oh, he's nuts.

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0io- 54 points ago +55 / -1

I hope they got the right guy, and not just some nut case. It's interesting that they're detaining a "possible suspect" and not just a suspect. I wonder if that's the police's term or if the reporter is just being extra cautious.

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2_Scoops_ICE_cREEEam 11 points ago +12 / -1

LOL

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Grunge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahh the ol oj simpson situation.

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ind2rep2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ya I mean we don’t have evidence yet but my guess is this isn’t him.

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GEOTUSMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't see that guy magdumping in a drive by. Looks like a fall guy to me.

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newuser999 4 points ago +4 / -0

Phoenix in the past arrested a suspect for the infamous i-10 shooting incidenr when eventually he was just recently found not guilty. Too much preasure on the PD can sometimes make them grab whoever

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Spirit_of_Resistance 11 points ago +11 / -0

Makes sense they would use him then, they've already admitted to as much on tape.

These people need to be killed.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 47 points ago +48 / -1

Honestly speaking, he looks like the stereotypical deranged vagrant that are a dime a dozen in any large American City.

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2_Scoops_ICE_cREEEam 11 points ago +11 / -0

They gave him a shard and a rock

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keepwinning 6 points ago +6 / -0

Correct take imo

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astro_eng 38 points ago +38 / -0

60 years of reparations welfare gets you that!

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HonkThatBitch 31 points ago +34 / -3

Another filthy wwwwhite supreme.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 31 points ago +32 / -1

That dude looks homeless. I was expecting another soy boy ANTIFA.

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mintscape 14 points ago +14 / -0

Antifa were likely the ones that gave him the gun.

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GodKingHarambe 20 points ago +20 / -0

.....Dr. Cornell West finally lost it, eh?

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SniffedByBiden 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wtf does that even mean?

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DarkMemeDuck 6 points ago +7 / -1

It means he got a dictionary and just strung together the biggest words he could pronounce, coherence be damned.

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Current_Year_Acct 1 point ago +1 / -0

He really does talk like that and it's cringe inducing. I can't think of a time I've heard him say something intelligent. He just jams together the longest, most obscure words he can to look smart. It's like his whole persona's an act.

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ChokingOnARedpill 20 points ago +20 / -0

Thought for sure it was gonna be a white guy in a suit.

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tsacian 11 points ago +11 / -0

Al Sharpton is still hoping its a white guy in a suit.

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quotahire 4 points ago +4 / -0

*prius

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thuggishruggishtrump 14 points ago +14 / -0

An old black homeless looking bum doing a driveby on federal agents? I don't buy that.

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BigIronBigIron 1 point ago +2 / -1

Maybe if it were to fling poop at them

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zerosmokescreen 12 points ago +13 / -1

I've paid off a few homeless guys to do some crazy stuff, and I've also taken them for dinner, and I've also made sure they had a hotel...

– Scott Foval

https://i.ma.ga/heu73.jpeg

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Mayhem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Figured someone would beat me to it

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SmokeyScottishpede 9 points ago +9 / -0

CNN headline: “Police arrest Santa, who as a new Harvard study has show has always been black.”

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women_for_trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Santa was originally white but a black man improved on it.

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Mehockmehogan 9 points ago +10 / -1

Lawsy Jeebus

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CommietownUSA 8 points ago +8 / -0

homeless dude was probably given a 6-pack, some smokes, and the car by the real shooter.

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SemperFree 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks Homeless

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MythArcana 7 points ago +7 / -0

Are you suuuuure?

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Wheredidiputit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Was he playing the banjo or harmonica while rocking in his rocking chair on the porch when they found him? Inquiring minds want to know.

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chugginpillsofcolor 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hope it's not him, cause that guy actually looks pretty cool. And also doesn't look like he's driven anything but a mule in decades.

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Wheredidiputit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ol' Elijah the mule

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YourTendiesWillBurn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope they patted him down and checked for concealed boomerangs.

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Wheredidiputit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit lol

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Bellinelkamk 6 points ago +6 / -0

This guy has neatly pressed khakis and shined dress shoes or boots.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what I noticed, too. I don't know why people are posting that he looks "homeless" or a "vagrant".

His hair and beard are a bit long, but they look neatly trimmed, particularly his beard.

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Irish_Wolfhound 6 points ago +6 / -0

So a 17 year old Republican volunteer and a US Marshall dead on the same day. Not politically motivated, right?

Why does it feel like we're losing the war?

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Rufus_Shinra 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you want a real eye opener, the "war" was lost after 8 years of Obama and him stacking the entire government and upper military ranks with fanatical leftists. Leftists have control of the management if every agency. They had a plan, but what you saw in the election of Trump was a rising of the resistance if this were to be compared to an actual war.

Basically, patriots are fighting to take back their country and government, which has already been conquered by the left for years now.

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Slothboy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fortunately the Marshall is fine, but otherwise yes.

He was transported to a local hospital, non life threatening injuries. He was able to return fire at the suspects vehicle.

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xkgb 5 points ago +5 / -0

Obama's spiritual leader.

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North_Carolina 4 points ago +5 / -1

They treat him with so much respect too.

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ginoB 3 points ago +3 / -0

the agent has built report with him and is his handler. the man looks like Black Israelite

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FuckRioters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably because at the time they tried to arrest him, he didn't open fire on police.

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TennesseePride 4 points ago +5 / -1

That's a mentally ill homeless guy.

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Throwawaycuzmeh 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

Say it out loud: stochastic terrorism. The Left have gaslighted their people into believing that police are literally Nazis hunting innocent black people in the streets.

Based on every ounce of empirical data we have, this is demonstrably not true. But if it were true? Well then people would be justified in fighting back, right?

And that's what this is: gaslighted people who think they are doing the right thing by murdering police. Democrats and media are to blame, and they're projecting all of their own radicalization and extremism onto conservatives.

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TrumpTrainJune152015 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'll almost bet money this wasn't him.

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FuckRioters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or, someone put him up to the task. For example, someone gave him a bunch of drugs, a gun, and some money to do the hit.

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well... unexpected...

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ralphw 3 points ago +7 / -4

That was quick. Now watch as the PHX police RELEASE him back into the wild.

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Raginghyperbole 13 points ago +14 / -1

Nope. We're not that retarded here.

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Ladimir_Wewtin 6 points ago +8 / -2

We're getting there. Thankfully that BLM mural got shut the fuck down. By yea, we are being eroded by Commiefornians faster than you can say, "Holy fuck that Bark Scorpion hurts like a motherfu-".

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CashMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

This used to be such a nice state. Why did the commies have to come here? Why can't they just keep fucking up their OWN state? God, they're a virus.

The Bark Scorpions always sucked ass, though. Also the centipedes.

We're the Australia of the USA.

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Arizona_pede 5 points ago +7 / -2

Are you serious? With the mask mandates and karens screaming? Yes, most of AZ retarded.

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ralphw 3 points ago +4 / -1

Don't forget about the BLM-sympathizing police force:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/phoenix-police-officers-kneel-protesters-peaceful-curfew

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husccid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's set one thing straight Phoenix PD don't sympathize with anyone of any race. Our officers have a very high kill/capita ratio. They are very trigger happy force.

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AZ2020Maga 2 points ago +4 / -2

I don't think you realize how much better it is here than a lot of places.

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rytio 8 points ago +8 / -0

US Marshall means federal charges

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CantThinkOfUserName 5 points ago +5 / -0

Feds don’t do catch and release.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 3 points ago +5 / -2

You mean the judge and DA release him?

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SilverBackTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Memory hole incoming

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Midwestknowsbest 3 points ago +4 / -1

Cops treating a suspected cop killer kinder than the BLM mob treats cops.

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DJTrumpMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you see the manner in which the shooter ran away? No fuckin way it was this homeless guy. The way the shooter ran looked way too athletic and the way a much younger person would run.

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AZ2020Maga 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're thinking of the Compton shooting. Totally unrelated.

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DJTrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah shit. Thanks pede. I can't keep track of all these fuckin animals. Terribly sad.

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MagaMan91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like a Black Karl Marx...

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bovineblitz 2 points ago +2 / -0

So they trained/paid a vagrant?

Or did find a fall guy to blame who's too unstable to be able to defend himself?

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FuckRioters 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those clothes do look awfully clean and well kept for being homeless.

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AnthraciteCracker 2 points ago +3 / -1

He looks black.

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Ladimir_Wewtin 4 points ago +5 / -1

Dark-skinned hispanic caucasian, you rayciss.

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BigIronBigIron 1 point ago +1 / -0

He identifies as a 5 year old Swedish girl

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Monzie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like what in the actual fukake salsa is going on right now. Open season on cops literally--media and dems should be charged with incitement to violence, and also the REPUBLICANS should be out there daily in front of a fucking microphone screaming that they are doing the exact thing Big tech keeps saying conservatives are doing on the social media platforms--harassment and hate speech against cops which is designed to incite violence.

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KonaBadLad 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't know Grady from Sanford & Son owned a pistol.....Ya Big Dummy!!!!

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OkieRedPiller 2 points ago +3 / -1

White Santa arrests Black Santa, news at 10

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uncle Remus has fallen on hard times since disney banned "song of the south."

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Colorado-Living 2 points ago +5 / -3

The van he was driving does not match the gunman's silver sedan that was captured on video surveillance. Nothing to see here... move along.

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HistoryInvestigator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apparently that’s an unmarked police car.

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Klown_Kutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh just another thirteen out there fifty-twoing, that's all.

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

More like six, not thirteen.

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

death penalty

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xBigCoffinHunter 2 points ago +3 / -1

Looks like a friendly old man. Damn .

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FRENS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this like Antifa "bum-fight" now? Give a homeless guy a stolen car and a gun, then pay him in drugs/alcohol to do your bidding?

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hotdogsforsale 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHO ELSE is old enough to remember Scott Focal, DNC darling, saying "we pay crazy people to do shit all the time" on that Project Veritas expose in 2016?

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Thedeadliestmau5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hope he enjoys the rest of his shitty life in prison

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit Stacks!