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WishdoctorsSong 135 points ago +136 / -1

Problem is nobody voting for Joe and only black supremecists are voting for Harris. Meanwhile the majority of Democrats have decided that would rather be ruled by some invisible polibutro over the first president to end wars and make peace in decades.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 61 points ago +61 / -0

Looking back, we've probably been ruled by politburo for at least 30 years.

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d3plor4ble 35 points ago +36 / -1

Since Kennedy was assassinated, brother. Bush Sr. helped make it happen.

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bubadmt 13 points ago +13 / -0

But then who was second fiddle?

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d3plor4ble 18 points ago +18 / -0

Honestly I think Hoover created the monster, and it was originally used to go after communists. Now it has grown into a hydra with no master but itself.

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Joesf23 15 points ago +15 / -0 (edited)

Meh 1913. Federal reserve and income tax were the seeds planted. Coolidge was alright in the 20s.

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Dereliction 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. This serpent stretches far.

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Futuramawe 2 points ago +2 / -0

It all actually comes from late 1800s eastern european oligarchs

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mct1 5 points ago +5 / -0

JAIL HYDRA

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Trump-45 1 point ago +1 / -0

What.

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was the last thing that Raprock Obama did in the last 100 years, you had three hundred billion million gallons of oil going and then the-- anyways.

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YourTendiesWillBurn 8 points ago +8 / -0

Try 107 years. 1913.

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Cadastral 2 points ago +3 / -1

It goes back to the 1600's. No joke.

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FutureMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's a political burro?

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PepesCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

A burrito with pol beans

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Hades440 21 points ago +21 / -0

black supremecists are voting for Harris

The irony of this given that her actions would imply she hates black people.

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WishdoctorsSong 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nobody ever accused black of voting rationally.

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Joesf23 9 points ago +9 / -0

D = free shit. That is it. GOP= less free shit and racist white man...it really is that simple and retarded to them. If trump busts 12-13% it will be considered historic. Thats how bad it is. The surprise this election will be hispanics and latino men voting 60/40 in favor of potus.

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MySidesGoUp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ding ding - it’s Free Shit vs. Freedom.

It’s not limited to porch mutts. Stretches out to commified institutions, to gluttonous state ‘workers’...

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Howard_de_Snutz 11 points ago +11 / -0

black supremecists

Doubt it. She's a mixed, light-skinned former prosecutor with a white husband.

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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

You’re stuck on aesthetics. What she ‘represents’ is dangerous marxism to the 1000th degree.

Biden is almost too dumb and greased to bang the commie gong.

Kamala is a lawyer who will suck the semen through your shorts if it meant targeted devastation

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SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden is almost too dumb and greased to bang the commie gong.

I don't think many people appreciate this because they see him as a senile old fool. His senility shamefully covers up all of his past stupidity.

Biden truly is one of the dumbest Senators we've ever had, and that's with incredibly stiff[1] competition.

[1] Out of force of habit, I almost wrote "sniff" given the subject matter.

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Def he is a dumbshit. That’s what makes him the perfect modern democrat.

He is portrayed as some cheap Trump knockoff but the two couldn’t be anymore dissimilar...

“I ain’t no Senator’s son...”

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yukondave 6 points ago +6 / -0

What is he saying?

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Darknlovely 9 points ago +9 / -0

Listen Fat! If you don’t get it...let’s go outside ...and I will prove economic intercourse...come on man!

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see Joe Biden signs in people’s yards all the time.

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WishdoctorsSong 5 points ago +5 / -0

Point is they're not fundamentally voting for Joe, he's a vegetable. They're voting AGAINST Trump.

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Gkfraz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats how Trump won in 2016. People weren't sure about him and what he would be like. But most people I talked to, myself included hated Hillary and it wasn't so much a vote 'for Trump. It was a vote against Hillary. Much hss changed since then

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CherryCoke 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s the sad thing. These idiots would rather vote against their own interests and beliefs because “orange man bad” and “anyone but Trump”.

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PinkoPatrol 2 points ago +2 / -0

black supremecists are voting for Harris

Which is ridiculous, because she comes from literal slaveowners, kept people in prison for slave labor, and has a horrendous track record of punishing nonviolent offenders.

These fucking people man. I'm just about goddamn tired of this shit.

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drsowells1fan 65 points ago +65 / -0

"But his supporting cast is strong." Had a libtard actually tell me this when he couldn't deny Biden's cognitive decline. He's willing to elect a senile pedophile because Kamala is such great backup. And those around Trump are just "sycophants".

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Isolated_Patriot 34 points ago +34 / -0

How quickly they forget that she had absolutely no support in the primaries. They will only remember what they've been told to remember and they will remember it exactly how they are told to remember it.

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drsowells1fan 20 points ago +20 / -0

"Blue No Matter Who." Morons.

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

A ham sandwich with a D next to it's name could win the Democrat ticket. And it wouldn't gaffe 600 times a day either.

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SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

and they will remember it exactly how they are told to remember it.

We were always at war with Eurasia.

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reddeadpill 5 points ago +5 / -0

And what was his reason she’s so great? Something something not white?

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drsowells1fan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Come to think of it, our conversation occurred before he chose Heels Up when Susan Rice was in the mix. I let him know she'll soon be in Gitmo, but it went completely over his head. But yeah, muh diversity.

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InarosPrime 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kamala is such great backup

Did you point out how Kamala got started by sleeping her way into politics, or her many corrupt acts as prosecutor, or her long record of flipping stances based on what she thinks will help her win?

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drsowells1fan 4 points ago +4 / -0

After 3 years, I've learned that rational, factual arguments are lost on these tards. They simply respond "that's just a Republican talking point." I just cancel them now. It's easier.

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Joesf23 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pence wrecking that bitch in the debate will be the final nail in the coffin. Anyone on the fence will say "nope"

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TrumpCardUpMySleeve 42 points ago +42 / -0
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Infinite_Oreos 14 points ago +15 / -1

When I try to save this to my lists for later, I get this - "This action is turned off for content made for kids".

Is Youtube fucking with us again?

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Pepeinfinite 13 points ago +14 / -1

Always have been.

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JackOfDiamonds 10 points ago +10 / -0

Protip: Save TrumpCarUpMySleeve's comment.

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BetterDeadThanCommie 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

No the uploader, for whatever reason, set the video as "for kids" which disables things automatically. The channel that uploaded it needs to turn that option off. Not youtubes fault

Bookmark the page, save the direct link somewhere, download and run it through YouTube-dl to back it up if you're especially paranoid

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Hedonism_Bot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Their whole channel is set to "made for kids". I find it hard to believe they did that intentionally, but who knows.

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Trumpfan1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you 🙏🏻 for finding it. I prefer hearing pedo Joe muddle through his own dementia in his own words rather than reading his gaffes.

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DeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

Huh, if I look at the Youtube transcript, it just says, "That's it, I quit."

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mine says 'Cmon man, I thought you liked me!'

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BigAmericanParty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huh, when I tried it said "You ain't black"

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chuckachookah 28 points ago +28 / -0

Ronald Reagan, while being accused of being senile and suffering dementia as President was still 1000x more lucid than Joe, even after they have pumped him up with steroids and anti-demnetia meds.

True story.

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aaafirefly123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Truth.

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JoeandHunterBiden 16 points ago +17 / -1

What's so hard to understand about that? Makes perfect sense to me

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GingerMinky 16 points ago +16 / -0

For the record! I have to Fiji water is really that time I read that book it was my birthday and I did kick the soccer ball after I changed the flat tire with a rock.

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JoeandHunterBiden 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now you're just showing off ;)

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youhateamerica 6 points ago +6 / -0

The sad truth is, this incomprehensible rabble isn't because Joe is old and senile. This is what every liberal's inner monologue is like. They are so far on the wrong side of history that they can't even form a comprehensible and logical thought in their own minds.

Democrat speech writers truly are miracle workers.

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muhqtardtho 2 points ago +2 / -0

They pay Sam Seaborn a lot of money to make them sound good.

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SordidPontification 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now I'm realizing that those memes based on utter nonsense crafted into something vaguely identifiable as a sentence didn't start out as deliberate jokes...

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ShempAllah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me too, course I am a paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur and a severe case of TDS.

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USN_EwTech 15 points ago +16 / -1

I've heard him speak a few times on his wife’s podcast .. they are both pretty based...

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ProphetOfKek -8 points ago +2 / -10

Joe and Jill would like to thank you for the compliment 😉

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SemperFree 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hercules!

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RandomUzer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see Captain Dylan Hunt.

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Salacious_B_Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Reading that gave me cancer!

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Keiichi81 7 points ago +7 / -0

"LOL did you see that DRUMPF misspelled a word on Twitter? What a buffoon!" -NPCs

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DeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

Democrats: "What the hell's covfefe?! That typo proves Trump is literally demented! Must be removed under the 25th amendment now!"

Also Democrats: "It doesn't matter that Biden can't string together a complete sentence. Kamala will make a great President!"

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a pretty big fucking elephant in the room to ignore, it's gonna come back to haunt them really hard.

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The_Peter 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is like bad lip reading only a bad lip reading of Joe Biden saying this would probably make more sense.

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bouki 5 points ago +5 / -0

Clear as mud.

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GhostOfJebsCampaign 5 points ago +5 / -0

DISAPPOINTED

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Toys 4 points ago +4 / -0

I refuse to believe this is an actual quote. I refuse to believe that this is what the party that supposedly represents roughly half the country has chosen to represent them. I refuse.

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Thequeen1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dear God

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TrumpCardUpMySleeve 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lord have mercy.

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DeltaTango 4 points ago +4 / -0

"bUt yOu'Re taKing HiM oTu oF conTExt!!!"

shows entire video in context

"Actually, he made more sense without context."

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EvenG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Save this for the next time some lefty retard disparages Trump's vocabulary

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Tenbuckstew 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reads like a drunken superchat from a Friday night stream.

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JamesSunderland 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bring on the 4 hour debates with Joe Rogan.

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Elder abuse is real and it does exist

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TrumpCard1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was he stroking out again. Da fuq

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Straight has dementia and useful idiots will vote for him.

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dissin_nips 3 points ago +3 / -0

That made my brain hurt. It’s like somebody reading off a scrabble board.

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icockmyglock 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you spend 40 years learning how to say nothing when you speak, I guess it catches up to you.

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Pineline 3 points ago +3 / -0

what is that sentence?

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Acwar13 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think I had a stroke trying to read that

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supersecretaccount82 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then the media is always there to reassemble his word salad in a coherent way and pretend that's what he said.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone have a link to the whole series?

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redstampede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based Hercules! Kevin Sorbo is awesome.

Dean Cain, too. We need our '90s heroes back.

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OneBigMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hercules, Hercules.

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TRUMP12MOREYEARS 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are trying to steal the illiterate vote!

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Dondonmondon 3 points ago +3 / -0

This answer was given in a controlled environment. Imagine him live onstage against Trump?

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NonyaDB 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry folks, can't understand it - I don't speak Hiden Biden.

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Stepheddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Drumpf is a terrible speaker."

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At_The_Rally 3 points ago +3 / -0

Among Conspiracy people the ultimate theory that is so terrifying we dare not say it

but I'll enlighten you guys because I know you're cool

WHEN KEVIN SORBO DIES ALL EXISTENCE ENDS

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Paper_Saint 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody wants to vote for Biden, not even Biden. He'd vote for the other Biden if they'd let him.

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TylerChebson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whaaaaaaaaaaaattttt????? Ive heard more cogent things come from meth addicts.

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sub-collector 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been using it as a reply to any biden-fags in the wild. I have enough salt now to last me and my clan multiple lifetimes!

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sub-collector 3 points ago +3 / -0

No! ALL MINE! MY PRECIOUS!

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stonetears4fears 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used to teach high school and college English. I’m usually very good at deciphering what someone is trying to say. This is impossible. What the hell, y’all?!

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Chuj 3 points ago +3 / -0

word salad = PedoJoe's favorite side

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p1smo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Absolute gobbledygook.

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Westiex3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wtf!!!

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kartikeys 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why don't like a rolling up there and the Nancy told me where Like the country has five hair President foreign Russian mare.

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Rotking 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reading it i think i'm reading a 3rd grade spelling test

Way

They

We

can

both

have

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Afeazo 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left spends four years telling us how Trump can’t speak and how his sentences are all over the place and make no sense and then they go and run a guy who can’t form a complete sentence because he is senile.

Do they even plan ahead anymore or is everything just a knee jerk reaction planned in the moment with no thinking ahead?

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brsmith77 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminder to watch Andromeda in this world where pretty much all sci-fi sucks balls.

As a huge sci-fi fan I've been keeping myself sane by rewatching this show, BSG and Futurama. Firefly up next!

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gorillachannel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny how people keep using this as an example when it is basically the only thing he's ever said I'd agree with.

He's saying there's never been a crisis or pandemic in the history of the US where we've let democracy take second fiddle. We can hold elections, and go out and vote.

If only he could maintain this thought for several consecutive seconds.

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Lord_wari 2 points ago +3 / -1

I’m joe Biden and I sniffed this message should be the saying

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raytheater 2 points ago +2 / -0

My decoder ring can not compute this verbal diarrhea.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden's mind is in shambles..................literally

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ztrich007 2 points ago +2 / -0

They see Trump as the King of Twitter, and so they have thrown their own internet meme of a man into the ring. Biden is the physical embodiment of how the left sees all white men, an old, haggard, dementia-ridden, blabbering oaf who is frail and nearing death. If he's elected, Biden will do what they want of all white men, to step aside and allow a woman of color to take his place, for no other reason than her race and sex. That is the political victory they want.

Pedes, this is what we are fighting against.

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ChicomUberAlles 2 points ago +2 / -0

dropping Nova bombs like it is 2k1

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

But then who was phone? Only Joe and second fiddle has the answer to the thing! C'mon Man!

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iminurbas3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on man!

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zerofoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alzheimer's is a hell of a disease.

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Kavfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wonder if bidet was on lsd or shrooms?

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MAGASquatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dementia is a new political tactic by the left... it serves as cover for their true agenda. Consider this; how does someone go about fact checking that dementia riddled quote by Sleepy Joe? 🤣

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Gunmolester 2 points ago +2 / -0

buT joE TalKs LIkE piCaSsO pAiNtS

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ThomasMaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you want to say something people can sink their teeth into but your brain will only serve word salad...

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jubyeonin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does someone have the video? It looks like the "ice cream don't have any bones" meme.

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ShempAllah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wise words from an elder statesmann, to be sure. Corn Pop would have been intrigued by Joes incredible grasp of word salad.

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TonsOfSalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need sources for the quotes, not just screenshots. For redpilling normies.

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MugaUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I NEED that video!

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TwelveMoreYears 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes, The Great Pandemic of Seventeen all the way around Sixteen. I remember it was one of the most irrational times I've ever experienced in all my life.

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theRealdakkath 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why its a "harris administration". Democrats are demons.

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WillyP702 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hercules IS ALWAYS BASED!!!

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Magaflora 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unstable idiot

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MAGA_MAN420 1 point ago +1 / -0

anyone have a link to the clip of him saying this?

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TotesMehGoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

And most women that want to vote for Biden have a problem with Trump because they say he doesn't speak well. Jesus Christ, help us.

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Wohwoh1911 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huh?

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Indelible_Hippo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there video of this lol

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nothingberg 1 point ago +2 / -1

One might say, he's a Legend

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CommieCucker 1 point ago +1 / -0

There would be......

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

This isn't stuttering, Pedes. Send this to all of the leftists you know.

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anikom15 0 points ago +1 / -1

Toynbee idea

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alphaqbtch -1 points ago +2 / -3

id upvote if not for the gay calispeak