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TickleMissle 511 points ago +512 / -1

The FBI looks nothing like the FBI portrayed in movies and on TV

NazisWereSocialist 281 points ago +281 / -0

Yeah they’re not disgusting cucks on TV.

behemoth887 179 points ago +179 / -0

yeah and the mafia isn't cool like in scorcese movies either, they're just the democrats.

NazisWereSocialist 75 points ago +75 / -0

😥 thats disappointing

getkek 84 points ago +84 / -0

Always looked at FBI as the A team, but look at that doughy faggot in the back far right.

DukeDicky 83 points ago +83 / -0

They seriously look like a bunch of LARPing faggots. What am I witnessing here? Is this actually the FBI? I see one dude in the pic who looks like he's desperately trying to get laid (Is that you Strzok?), 5 soft women and a manatee.

MagaNificent 42 points ago +42 / -0

Seriously, these aren't LARPers?? When did FBI come to stand for F'ing Bigass Idiots?

-f-b-i- 28 points ago +28 / -0

Fuck the fbi

... continue reading thread?
unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking Bitch Incels

FreedomFirst 35 points ago +35 / -0

The fact that these aren’t LARPers now explains why they spent more time looking at garage door pull ropes than solving actual crimes

PeteButtplug 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's not hard to believe that they are all TDS sufferers fresh out of a liberal arts indoctrination center.

KekKafir 10 points ago +10 / -0

This bro. I know 3 solid former SOF NCOs who got out and applied to be an agent only to be told they weren't what the Bureau is looking for.

They want young college liberals. The FBI leadership only wants freshly graduated liberals.

LIBERTYPEWPEW 13 points ago +13 / -0

Can someone confirm? This cannot be real.

bigdickhangsright 25 points ago +25 / -0 (edited)


Rich Higgins – who formerly worked in the strategic planning office of the US National Security Council – noted that some of those pictured were administrators at the bureau’s DC field office, rather than agents, citing a friend in the know after some netizens questioned the photos’ veracity.

Desk jockeys and "affirmative" action hires LARPing as field agents with the vests. The white fatties are just trying to win favor of the latinxs and get them to pour hot candle wax all over their disgusting man-tits.

... continue reading thread?
peterstrzoked 5 points ago +5 / -0

Speaking of getting laid, do you know if they allow conjugal visits at club fed?

...asking for a friend.

Fauxcahantos 2 points ago +2 / -0

they must have stepped the hiring for women into the agency to be woke, no wonder it's destroyed

JerryNadlerBeltFund 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you're not assuming a gender by calling this loser a faggot.

I'm blinded by xir arms . . This is the first time they've felt sunlight.

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SpezIsDead 12 points ago +12 / -0 (edited)

how about the other doughy faggots that comprise the rest of the team. BMI is out of control.

h4ck3l 10 points ago +10 / -0

US Marshalls are the A team these days.

Ronald_Dregan 2 points ago +2 / -0

always have been. LA County Sheriffs are bad asses, too. that's why joggers hate em.

AntiDefecationLeague 4 points ago +4 / -0

No testosterone allowed

WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0


Facebooks 4 points ago +5 / -1

I look at the fbi the same way I look at terrorist now

BrewSwillis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think this is the V team!

LibertarianGuy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Based username

RaevonRandwulf 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yeah the Kosher Nostra doesn't look Italian...

BranchCovidian 8 points ago +9 / -1

Yep. And FBI has been taking indoctrination from Kosher Nostra for a long time. Comey wrote a public "love letter" (his words!) to the ADL in 'thanks' for the ADL brainwashing FBI agents to hate nationalists and go easy on left-wing terrorists.

That's the same Globalist ADL that's been organizing AI-based censorship on all social media. They're terrified that Americans are waking up to who is responsible for the destruction of our Country.

Persistence 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dennis Prager sums it up pretty well, these jews moved here because of Hitler and proceeded to do all the same things that caused the holocaust. Meanwhole they somehow ignore that there has never been a country that treated jews better than the US. Why the fuck cant they all think like this?

Pickles 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mafia, Unions, Democrats...all taking money to "represent and protect"...all actually screwing the working man while they live in luxury.

AnEndgamePawn 54 points ago +54 / -0

Nobody received more benefit from TV propaganda in the last 30 years than the FBI. Hundreds of TV series released showing them as action heroes with Sherlock Holmes-esque deductive skills.

TV isn't real life. This picture is the real FBI

Daemoness 17 points ago +17 / -0

This was deliberate , and it started way further back than 30 years. The movies and radio serials of the 1930s were meant not only to propagandize children into admiring the FBI, but also adults, as there had actually been some push-back over the idea of federalized police forces. Not only that, but the conditions of the Great Depression meant that outlaws and gangsters were folk heroes. And so the media of the day deliberately created pro FBI propaganda, and it's continued till now.

Cesare_Borgia 85 points ago +85 / -0

A bit fatter in real life.

LazySusan 82 points ago +83 / -1

Why are they so sloppy-looking? Doesn't the FBI have standards?

ElPepeGrande 43 points ago +43 / -0

standards lol. standards for all govt institutions have been lowered so much, I'm surprised they can get up after kneeling.

dianneschinesedriver 12 points ago +12 / -0

Remember when Nancy needed help after her stunt? That was awesome.

TrudeauIsAsshoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Suddenly it all makes sense why 15 of these freaks were needed to investigate Noosegate.

panama_sucks 4 points ago +4 / -0

knees cracking

rooftoptendie 20 points ago +20 / -0

The three in the middle look okay. It's the two on either end that make them ALL look like shit. This can't be a real photo. Maybe this is their HR team or their IT team or something.

TheEmperorProtects 19 points ago +19 / -0

It’s probably HR. They’ve deployed to make sure no agents sexually harass each other in the field while trampling our rights

kag-2020- 14 points ago +14 / -0

They only hire people with the "right" personality to ensure they're all Communist scumbags. Naturally that filters out anyone with any moral standards and self control and you can see the result pretty clearly.

zhalias 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would imagine they did the same thing as they did with the military. They lowered the standards until the "right" group could pass, now they are so low you get people like this also passing.

FireannDireach 5 points ago +5 / -0

They used to. Hoover demanded it. They all wore suits, at all times, they didn't have facial hair, were well groomed, etc, unless you were undercover.

It's obviously deteriorated from then.

Cloudy_mood 4 points ago +4 / -0

They have jelly donuts for breakfast

BranchCovidian 4 points ago +6 / -2

Their only standards are working with the ADL to attack nationalists. Comey wrote a public "love letter" (his words!) to the ADL in 'thanks' for the ADL brainwashing FBI agents to hate nationalists and go easy on left-wing terrorists.

That's the same Globalist ADL that's been organizing AI-based censorship on all social media. They're terrified that Americans are waking up to who is responsible for the destruction of our Country.

Rainman 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think they took a knee because Agent Shamu needed a break

JerryNadlerBeltFund 10 points ago +10 / -0

The ankle can only take so much.

JackIsALarp 11 points ago +11 / -0

I can't tell if chonkers is a xir or a it's ma'am.

zipodk 6 points ago +6 / -0

We're at the point that even they themselves can't tell sometimes so it's schrodingers gender

Lu-Bu 57 points ago +57 / -0

Where are the agents who look like Fox Mulder and Eliot Ness? These people look like the cast of Bridesmaids.

zabbers 40 points ago +40 / -0

It's not. It's the "real" FBI that is busy calling out right-wing extremism and telling us that people setting fires in Oregon is a conspiracy-theory.

HamburgerJung 39 points ago +39 / -0

Exactly, what is this shit?

destroyer713 10 points ago +11 / -1

I heard that in Nico Bellic's voice and chuckled.

Cheesygorditacrunch3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cousin, it’s Roman. Want to go bowling?

Dereliction 36 points ago +36 / -0

They genuinely look like LARPs.

ChuckedBeef 23 points ago +23 / -0

Straight out of Berekley. Disgusting people

christianknight 19 points ago +19 / -0


white woman fbi lead who kills her beta husband, acquires muslim woman sidekick...

Libertysheimdall1 16 points ago +16 / -0

A decade of Obama-led diversity hiring has real effects...

TheJJ 15 points ago +17 / -2

This is the BLM wing of the FBI. You wont find the based agents standing around like this.

OlDirtyBarrister 23 points ago +23 / -0

I think you may underestimate just how many of these shitstains are in the FBI and every other alphabet agency.

Remember - these agencies have been recruiting little marxists out of the ivy leagues for decades.

ScarfaceMcDank 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd say it's probably 80% (shitstain), based on my own anecdotal evidence.

Lu-Bu 7 points ago +7 / -0

Most real FBI agents I've ever seen look like Men in Black boy scouts in good shape and nice suits, not low energy fat slobs.

Even Mueller and Comey, who weren't actual agents I believe, still fit the mold as one. Generic white men who looked like they served in the military or on the rowing team before becoming an Establishment DC swamp creature.

alfredbester 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wray was on the rowing team. Sculling, actually if I remember correctly.

Our country is so fucked right now.

BishopofBlackpool 13 points ago +13 / -0

Video piracy division.

BigIronBigIron 8 points ago +8 / -0

More like our own personal The Donald division. The difference between you and these people is that you need to remember your password to read your e-mails.

rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0


stratocaster_patriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

But they look like the FBI will soon be portrayed in movies and TV; mostly women of color. We will probably also start hearing about how black people built the FBI too.

RaevonRandwulf 6 points ago +6 / -0


FLIBS 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is this for real?! They look like losers at a costume party!

Sum_devil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looks like an editors board for huffington post.

Packstinator 6 points ago +6 / -0

The FBI in the movies and television is state sponsored propoganda.

masterfulsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think i could take all 7 of them in a fistfight, at the same time

MisterKag 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks like they are all waiting for a DoorDash delivery from Panera.

CarlosCornPopDelecto 4 points ago +4 / -0

Affirmative action hiring on steroids.

muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should photoshop a chunk Bittenhouse out of each knee. A Kenosha Crater in every one of them..

Prometheus76 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would submit that's a staged photo and that those are actors.

MAGA_Fuckhead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fat Bitches, Incorporated.

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TruthVelocity 1 point ago +1 / -0

More like TV dinners 😂😂😂

MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, in some movies they're portrayed as crooked dickbags

TheTPL 1 point ago +1 / -0

The FBI right now is nothing like the FBI which I grew up knowing (I've had multiple acquaintances there, even older family members from the heyday under Hoover). I know guys who even stood up certain units there, and they're truly topnotch professionals. I'm just ashamed of what I've been seeing from bureaucrats there nowadays, although don't be mistaken into thinking that all of them are like this.

GetCucked 4 points ago +4 / -0

I literally looked at this and couldn't believe they were actually FBI, they look like recent college grads who never saw a Gym before. They're also all pastey white, so we know they're not active outside.

Aren't these people supposed to be fit and in their prime? Surely there's better people for the job.

FireannDireach 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would bet these agents were desk jockeys, deployed because of the riots and 'all hands on deck". I'd bet this is the first time any of them wore body armor or handled a gun since the academy. Especially Fatty in the back there. Bet he collates like a beast though.

TeddyIndeed 3 points ago +3 / -0

They sure squandered that "G-man" branding. I don't even think much of the "rank and file" agents anymore. Defund the FBI or at least depoliticize the FBI.

magaonmycellphone 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’re accountants and lawyers in real life. Fucking nerds in life, and not the cool kind.

QuantumReality 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet 30 or 40 years ago they did. They've been diversity hired into obliviion

sub-collector 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you really believe everything, or anything, that you see in movies or on TV?


remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t Mulder and Scully kneeling

DirtyWilly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait these aren't BLM protesters?

goldbarr 1 point ago +1 / -0

But they are now so fucking DiVeRsE~

Faction 1 point ago +1 / -0

thats a lot of diversity hires

RealRedneck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heck, these people don't even look like my FBI friend. At least he rocks a suit, aviator glasses, and a nice stache.

REDMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fries. Bacon. Ice Cream.

Cantshadowbanthemall 1 point ago +1 / -0

They pay 60k for CPA's. That is less than entry level in industry. Other than diversity hires and bottom rung nepotism types, whom do you expect to take the job?

Shit the bitch on the right weighs more than I do

Rufus_Shinra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Diversity hiring has overtaken the FBI...along with every other government entity.

MentalyStable 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this nepotism I see? Did the original FBI families passed their jobs to their next of kin? And now we see their retarded FBI children? xD

Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Today's FBI is what happens when The Cigarette Smoking Man wins.

Ballind 1 point ago +1 / -0

Affirmative action is a bitch. Plus you have to find people who can pass a lie detector saying they've never smoked pot

No_Fun_Allowed 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like how they were portrayed in Die Hard as worthless morons who eventually get themselves blown up.

HiGloss 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has Halloween come a little early?

NazisWereSocialist 232 points ago +233 / -1

Every single one should lose their jobs, this is nothing short of showing support for a terrorist movement.

hit_backspace 57 points ago +57 / -0

We can back the blue but some cops are not on our side. Look at Australia too, cops are arresting people for simply not wearing a mask, or in Europe going to private homes because the individual said something online. We cannot stand by all cops, since there are cops who just "follow orders" instead of upholding the constitution first.

serengetidesert1973 12 points ago +14 / -2

We should fire white women

You're hilarious. That's illegal.

sub-collector 7 points ago +8 / -1

Then we should make it legal.

IDGAF-DT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny thing is they are police...

IMMORTAN_TRUMP 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL This is the FBI we're talking about here. They'll get promoted if anything.

dingocaloocan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would a terrorist organization fire people for showing support for another terrorist organization?

NoSteppy1776 186 points ago +189 / -3

(Don't say it, me)

(Don't say it)

(Don't you dare say it)

(Don't you--)

Remind me, why are we hiring women for law enforcement, again?

rooftoptendie 115 points ago +121 / -6 (edited)

JUST FUCKING SAY IT! I'm a female and I fucking HATE it. I don't trust a woman any more than you guys do in positions like this. Its ridiculous. These people have viable uteruses. They should never be in harm's way. I'm fine with 80's world, where its okay to be a female cop, as long as its just the OCCASIONAL dyke who feels overwhelmingly driven to do male things, there's always one of those. BUT EVEN THEN. Its just a FACT that they have slower reaction times, slower reflexes, and less muscle mass and density. They overwhemingly tend to react badly (scratch that, I mean not as well as men) in fast-thinking situations because they are emotion-driven.

The most disgusting part of it all is a society that will toss perfectly good uteruses and perfectly lovely, brave, fit, intelligent women ---> to the wolves on the frontlines. And the wicked globohomo that brainwashes them to WANT to do it. the whole thing is SICK.

I have more in common with feminine-style gay guys than democrat brainwashed women, because at least me and the gay guys WANT to be treated like a lady.

this is my favorite rant, I could go on for days, but I'll stop myself now before I really ramp up.

In RL, when guys like you speak up, ladies like me go ga-ga and weak in the knees. But if you don't speak the fuck up, I can't find you at work, I can't find you at a bar, I can't find you in a grocery store. Standing up to Karens is SEXY AF. Speak the fuck up, men.

SpezSuxDeezNuts 32 points ago +36 / -4

whoa! based!!!

Guitarbeast26 22 points ago +25 / -3

women shouldn't be in government either, Its not a coincidence that the more women and and non whites that get into power the worse the county gets. And the reason isn't because there are not any competent women or or black people. the reason is because they vote for people SOLELY because they are a woman or black. And they have been doing this since they were allowed to. I believe they should have the right, but its true that women and non whites are destroying this country. they are the most racist and sexist groups

rooftoptendie 18 points ago +19 / -1

women are harder to work for than men. Thats just a fact. What's great about this country is that we have exceptions to our rules, sure a female in govt or a leading role SOMETIMES is fine, the rare occurrence.

Take Sarah Sanders, perfect example of the exception to the rule. Fine, that's totally fine with me... but you just don't see that very often, and yet female leaders and bosses are all over the place, and they fuck shit up and make everyone profoundly unhappy.

Guitarbeast26 6 points ago +8 / -2

yep, and it will only get worse. Once they succeed down the line of geocoding white men its going to be one hell of a world. I am making sure to have lots of beautiful white babies, and I hope any white person reading this does the same. They are coming for us

BirchTBarlow 1 point ago +2 / -1

You're so close to breaking free of the racist/sexist paradigm, but don't make the final leap. The ideas exist only to shut down debate that isn't along leftist lines. Best not to give them any attention.

Guitarbeast26 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you explain what you mean by the paradigm

BirchTBarlow 1 point ago +2 / -1

To argue with their words is to accept their premises.

Identity politics and Critical Race Theory just turn us against each other.

We can unify around the person with the best skills for the job in the job.

Guitarbeast26 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

I am already there. The problem is, as I wrote, that they are being voted in just because they are women or black not because of their competence. the problem with your thinking is that black people, and for some reason women, think they are owed something simply for existing. And they vote people in who will give them what they want. otherwise there would not be so much discussion on the identity of the candidates and the demographics of government and the country. If more white people are voted in because they are the best to run the government that IS A PROBLEM in their eyes. Sure I agree with you, the problem is these people think voting logically and for the best people is racist. And your argument doesnt mean anything to them. If that logic did mean anything to them, this discussion wouldnt be happening. But they dont want the best person for the job, they want someone who will give them what they want and make their lives easier for them especially. And those groups vote in people that promise them bones just for them. White identity politics isnt a thing, you dont here being white or male as a favorable trait that makes you feel better about your vote. This is even the case in countries where whites are a minority. Its actually discouraged, so I am on your level, but I think you are a little naïve.

Mr_Mike 0 points ago +2 / -2

I don't agree with this at all. Women and non-whites are the downfall of our country? That's very anti-American in my book. So long as you love this country, you can be whatever the hell you want to be no matter if you're male or female, black, white or brown. So long as you're capable.

Guitarbeast26 2 points ago +2 / -0

capable being the key word. Dont ignore my actual post. I wrote that the problem is that they vote for people just because they are a woman or black. Its not that there are not competent women or black people that I would vote for, but that they are currently being voted in for the wrong reasons.

ObamasLooseButthole 16 points ago +16 / -0

^ This. All of this ^^^

Polyboticthief 9 points ago +9 / -0

I guess you’ve never seen zootopia then

aNavywife 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ah zootopia. I was sitting there with my little kid going woah....this is a lot of propaganda in a kids movie.

UndercoverCentipede 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have more in common with feminine-style gay guys than democrat brainwashed women, because at least me and the gay guys WANT to be treated like a lady.

Lol that's a great line

Npc-1776 47 points ago +47 / -0

Your internal monologue and self-restraint sounded familiar. Hello the other me.

NoSteppy1776 18 points ago +19 / -1

Just saying what we're all thinking.

PM_ME_UR_VIVIAN 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sorry everyone, I'm realizing I may have multiple personality disorder.

Italians_Invented_2A 24 points ago +25 / -1

And firefighters.

If I have to be carried out from a burning building I don't want a hot sexy lady to touch me. I want a big muscular man to put his strong hands on my body and take me away with him.

No homo

Uzaka123 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'll never forget in the fire academy when this 5'4 young woman got paired with a 280lbs monster of a man and was supposed to carry him down a flight of stairs. That didn't happen. I got stuck doing it.

Italians_Invented_2A 13 points ago +13 / -0

So did she understand that BMI is not a social construct?

rentfREEEE_since2016 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hope to fuck that they didn’t pass her.

zhalias 14 points ago +14 / -0

Come on, we both know better than that.

NvJohansson 16 points ago +16 / -0

Funny you say that, my cousin who is a pretty big guy and a cop told me last week he hates partnering with women. When it's time to break up a fight or trouble happens, when he's with another guy the problems are over, when he's with a woman partner the perps get very cocky and it often leads to more bullshit.

If he's with a girl that's 5 ft 2, 110 lb, he literally feels like he's alone. She can't hold anybody down so ends up pulling out her gun at any time she feels threatened, which make pretty much every situation degenerate into something worse.

tufftoffee 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holy shit that is awful. I always figured that was the case but hearing it is awful

rentfREEEE_since2016 13 points ago +13 / -0

nah fam, say it loud and more often. Needs to be heard.

BasedRedPillZeus 8 points ago +9 / -1

Here’s our future if we keep allowing “wokeness” over logic in the military and police.


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MuadDon 5 points ago +10 / -5

You wouldn't hire a fat slob man either. If people were properly vetted it doesn't really matter. There are some scary ass broads out there that would be great at LE, and also weak, petulant men who would be terrible at it.

Press2forEnglish -5 points ago +3 / -8

I get your point, and I don't think women are necessary in law enforcement or the military either. But if we're going to call out a gender for their support of BLM terrorism, we would have to start with men. A man invented Marxism, men implemented global communism, and men continue to pump out vast quantities of leftist [propaganda in the form of movies, TV shows, and books.

tufftoffee 4 points ago +4 / -0

As if men don't already get enough heat as is.

FUDGEreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because feelings.

litsy 2 points ago +2 / -0

We definitely need women in law enforcement. There are some situations where they can show more empathy and relate to some victims or the mentally ill (just as sometimes men do) and would be great in a consultant capacity. There are also some jobs where physical fitness doesn't really matter (like analysts and other roles).

But I don't think women should be regular cops. It's just inefficient.

rooftoptendie 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's exactly what I think. They just shouldnt be in harms way... sure they can work for a LEO, just not on the front lines in dangerous & critical situations.

Shesaidwhat79 97 points ago +97 / -0

Well we knew already that the FBI is full of traitors. They just took the time to demonstrate it.

sfmaga 83 points ago +83 / -0

I'll never forget the police and some national guard kneeling as well. Pathetic.

Okayest_pilot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Did anything ever happen to those guardsmen? My sergeant would’ve raised hell and cleaned house if my unit did that. They should all be NJP’d at the very least

Truthdose 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did anything ever happen to those guardsmen? Obama would’ve raised their salaries and promoted if my unit did that. They should all be given medals of freedom

Mainwar 77 points ago +78 / -1

Why do I feel liml those aren't real FBI agents.... especially the tubbo on the end there..... I am SURE they are agents.. They forgot their oath. But the guy on the end needs to stay away from the buffet.....

ManyDirt 39 points ago +39 / -0

At some point she ran a 12 minute mile and a half, could do ~50 situps in a minute, could do an 80 second 400 meter sprint and a few dozen pushups. Allegedly. Now they order XXXL body armor.

MN_Centipede 22 points ago +22 / -0

Is that the standard???? Wtf

I’ve long thought about joining and serving. Feel like I’d be booted from candidate pool right away since it has to be diverse, and lots of other white guys applying with LE or military experience.

That’s the scourge of affirmative action. If you’re in a minority group, getting hired is markedly easier and restrictions/experience requirements get lifted. If you happen to have white skin, and a penis, you better have all the background, experience, and more.

M16A4 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just identity as Hispanic.

Let them prove it.

TippyTop1987 9 points ago +9 / -0

I thought I was the only one lol

MudDog 7 points ago +7 / -0

lol seriously, I thought my 8min mile was slow

TheTPL 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish I could hit an 8 minute mile right now, count your blessings (I'm not fat, I've just had a serious issue lately preventing me from really keeping my workouts up. I can still swim like a shark, though 😉)

ManyDirt 6 points ago +6 / -0

To be fair, those are the male minimum requirements for each category. You need to exceed some.

For females it's a lot easier, like joining the army. These also might not be field agents so maybe they don't have fitness requirements. But it's a bit odd if they've got some morbidly brave woman out there in a tactical vest with a gun if she's not a field agent.

BourbonDave 3 points ago +3 / -0

It depends on the motive for recruiting minorities for diversity quotas no for undercover needs yes. Had a friend whose Arabic sons all got heavily recruited by the 3 letter agencies after 9-11.

Mainwar 2 points ago +3 / -1

BIGOT! How dare you presume.. XIR..XER.. whatever that things gender is!


Cantshadowbanthemall 2 points ago +2 / -0

17 minute mile and a half, 12 is for guys

ManyDirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Christ, 17 minutes? That's slow. No wonder the big gal made it.

Jabron661 27 points ago +27 / -0

Those all look like women to me, and yes, there is no way these are FBI agents, these are FBI employees who got to play in the equipment room and come out for a virtue signal photo op in their sweet LARP FBI vests,

When have you ever seen an agent in a tactical vest that was not in a actual "harms way " deployment where it is probably required, just like a hard hat area.

These phonies are just wearing them for this photo op and I would bet dollars to donuts this is against FBI policy, same with the sidearms I'll bet.

But muh RANK AND FILE!!!

RabidZoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Isn't "impersonating an officer" a felony?

Sky_RPL 5 points ago +5 / -0

They all seem to have guns and badges. This is a very confounding scene.

ChelseaHubbell 58 points ago +58 / -0

Women and their simps ruin everything

odiChamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Such a succinct truth is expounded on eloquently in the book Hard Times Create Strong Men by Stefan Aarnio. A friend recommended it to me and I have really been enjoying the audio version.

Never listened to anything so full of redpills.

Industry4 53 points ago +53 / -0

Mitt Romney actually marched with BLM.

BigIronBigIron 18 points ago +18 / -0

Remember that time he drove 12 hours with his dog on the roof? Fuck Mitt Romney.

newuser8 1 point ago +1 / -0


BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you can stomach watching a CNN YouTube video, here you go.

horus_falke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your link is busted.

BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fine here youtube.com/watch?v=Pr8G98ClnqA

newuser8 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol damn. I guess this was back when CNN saw Romney as the enemy which is why they were allowed to make a short skit about this.

BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same as with George W. Bush -- right up until they were advantageous to Democrats, they were Evil Incarnate

MrGone 31 points ago +31 / -0

A bunch of vaginas and a fat guy

spez_this 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Don't assume muy gender!!!"

MrGone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stop gendering my assumptions.

ForHumans 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Maybe Jessica will touch my pp if I kneel with her" - fat guy probably

BelichickBradyTrump 27 points ago +28 / -1


Rollsablunt 26 points ago +26 / -0

FBI chodes.

MikeObamasVeineyCock 17 points ago +17 / -0

Tubby diversity hires.

ObamasLooseButthole 24 points ago +24 / -0

Unless the FBI has stopped it’s training standards I’d say those aren’t actual FBI. May be wrong though

behemoth887 18 points ago +18 / -0

they lowered some of the requirements because things like doing 20 pushups or whatever the insanely low amount required was too hard for some people. you can see the people it was too hard for in this picture.

ObamasLooseButthole 7 points ago +7 / -0

you can see the people it was too hard for in this picture.

So all of them?

Italians_Invented_2A 6 points ago +7 / -1

20 pushups in a row is not easy if you do them the proper way.

The problem is that most people just hump the floor.

pyre2001 23 points ago +23 / -0

Looks like quota hires to me.

icockmyglock 19 points ago +19 / -0

Wait, those are FBI agents? They look like they're ANTIFA.....oooooh. That explains everything.

Sumarongi 10 points ago +10 / -0 (edited)

These are the same folk saying the fires aren’t arson.

RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

And a Profag "comptroller" just claimed it IS them setting the fires...telling them to shut their mouths("Terry!")...let me find a link...


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Potomato 15 points ago +15 / -0

look at that fat gross Woman? man? thats a quota hire. second from the right. fat gross rosie o'donnel looking ass, jonah hill larping as fbi. Hamhawk fat flabby arms.

Fuck these gross cucks.

Ithrowawaay 11 points ago +11 / -0



CommonSensePill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine these fat bitches in a gunfight with a trained killer.

Would be something to watch.

Potomato 2 points ago +2 / -0

''hit center mass''

too easy

Bongo_Occidental 0 points ago +1 / -1

...she’s got lips like a character in some cartoon, with a pink posterior you big baboon!

FluffiPuff 14 points ago +14 / -0 (edited)

This was a FUD LARP - just like the National Guard one similiar to it . Staged by the Media to make the American People think that it was Futile to Resist


Freedom4545 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why are government employees on duty taking knees at all, they all need to be fired immediately.

journalist 11 points ago +11 / -0

Defund FBI

seventysixdon 11 points ago +11 / -0

what is this from?

Pepeinfinite 13 points ago +13 / -0

Clown world version 51.04

seventysixdon 4 points ago +4 / -0

well that's obvious, is there context?

TrumpCard1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not one looks like they should even be in the dept. Outside of the blowjob position they are currently in to get in. But they do not look to be in peak physical shape and so on. They look like larpers.

BigIgloo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lots of diversity hires in there. I don't think they could pass the special agent fitness test.

magaspif 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the FBI? bahahaha no wonder they are a bunch of weenies and pathetic losers.

Magaflora 7 points ago +7 / -0

The FBI is a bunch of Karens in nurse shoes now? I guess we should be happy that there is only one obese one in that group of cowards.

hubumoppet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Looks like some volunteer community outreach branch of the FBI. Can’t be real...?

bpm1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

How/why do we have fat FBI agents? I know the FBI has physical fitness requirements.

Potomato 6 points ago +6 / -0

looks like they pulled some old fat school teacher from her home ec class.

Undying 6 points ago +6 / -0

That FBI stands for Female Body Inspector.

TheStoneOfSisyphus 1 point ago +2 / -1

My favorite joke of the third grade.

Undying 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember the stupid shirts and hat that junior high kids would wear?

zabbers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Defund the FBI.

AbrahamLincoln 6 points ago +6 / -0

Disband the FBI.

TrumpsMandingo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fat pale skin CUCKS.

Donger-Lord 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look at those fat fucks, they should be given the death sentence, you kneel to the mob, you die.

Pixel 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why is that land whale still employed as a field agent?

AbrahamLincoln 5 points ago +5 / -0

Semi-mobile shield.

AngryAsian 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's what happens when you lower standards so women can join branches of government...you get a bunch of knee pad needing women screaming about imagined problems.

ralphw 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a disgrace. Disband these fucks and hand it all over to the Marshalls.

M_DMA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Voluntarily bowing down to some evil punk is a ritual humuliation that stains your soul for ever. (Tha'ts before considering what your peers/friends/couyntrymen think of you.)

Fuck_reddit34 4 points ago +4 / -0

All soft females. Sad!

10gauge 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does the fbi have no physical requirements any more? Jeez, do they have soy fountains inside?

BasedStatue 4 points ago +4 / -0

The founding fathers would have never let a woman join the FBI in the first place. And a pro-faggot woman running CIA? FUCK THAT!